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Author has written 41 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Lost, Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda. Hi, my name's Hoogiman. I reside in Australia. The Smash Mansion: Just a little plug for our site here, it's a Nintendo/SSB fansite but it also has a large-ish forum which has a speciality in nonsense, randomness and general Nintendo-related fun?! So come to the Smash Mansion and join today! Yay?! If you become active enough we'll probably plug your fics, eat your foods and review your stories?! We also have NINTENDO WII CHEATS?! And you're allowed to bump threads, which I guess is supposed to be a good thing?! Updates: 10th April, 2010 The next leg of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four is out! Enjoy and please read and give me feedbacks and stuffs! The Smash Mansion is dandy and active again so go there too! 13th August 2009 18th October, 2008 17th September, 2008 June 22nd, 2008 February 2nd, 2008 Series: The Smashy Amazing Race If you want a 20 times dose of my normal insanity, check out my best-liked series, The Smashy Amazing Race! Now in its fourth season, join eleven teams of two on a race around the world! Who will win? What hilarity or insanity will ensue? Find out! Season Four "All new The Smashy Amazing Race!" said Master Hand. "Join eleven teams on a race of a lifetime for one million dollars!" A shot played of all the teams running from the starting line. "This season is different!" he said dramatically. "Meet the frats!" “Chug! Chug! Chug!” said Falcon, stone drunk, walking into the airport holding a six-pack. "Meet five different dating couples!" "...the engaged couple from Hyrule!" “Oh my gosh! I hate this! I hate this task! I hate this stupid race! I can’t do it! I’m going to vomit! ROOY!” cried Zelda uncontrollably, “This is… so… awful! I hate this! I hate this!” "...the dating Wolf and bounty hunter!" “Come on, Samus!” said Wolf, holding up a cricket, “Num num num!” "...and the race's first gay couple!" Squirtle lunged onto the back of Marth’s shoulder. “Ohh…” said Squirtle sexily, “I’d like to take a ride on top of you tonight!” "Who will win?" said Master Hand. "Who will make it to the finish line in one piece? Find out, on The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four!" Status: Leg Six Up! Authors I recommend: ACT II (yay! he draws good Jigglypuff I Lub Nooj rocket pictures!) Crystalicios (awesome fic writer!!) Eternal Smasher (The brains of the forum/know-how SSB guy) Gooey (Joeb is old!) IStalkKirby (crazy Scot) Joebthegreat (sigh/good ol'/baby-eater) Razzkat (she steals stuff) SOMERANDOMTRAINER (Item Factory guy!! and Toad!!) Tealfrog26 (survivor guy) The GamerSwordsman (Writes romance fics that integrate smash battles into them!) Tikitikirevenge (writes way too many parodies on mary sues (and then makes his own secretly)) | |||||||
1. Masterchef: Kirby Edition reviewsKirby blackmails EVERYONE into participating in his cooking reality tv show. maybe.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-9-10 - Kirby2. The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four » reviewsSEASON FOUR! Join eleven teams of two smashers on a race around the world! See Fox and Falcon, the party boys! See Marth and Squirtle, the human and turtle lover! See Zelda and Roy, the gold digger and diggee and see Luigi... ...Luigi's really insane.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 131,189 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 10-17-083. The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three » reviewsFINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 157,142 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete4. The Quest For Brawl! » reviewsLink, Ike and Pit travel to Japan to get a copy of Brawl!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-1-085. Kaepora and Zelda’s Interesting Night reviewsKaeporaZelda lemon.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-17-08 - Kaepora Gaebora & Zelda - Complete6. Lucas’s Quest of 117 Tasks to Become a Smasher! » reviewsIn order to become a smasher, Lucas must complete 117 perilous tasks set by Master Hand! Task Four: Lucas goes to the dentist!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 11-30-077. Crazy Crazy Mansion » reviewsCrazy Hand owns the mansion. A murderous rampage occurs. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,734 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 9-27-07 - Complete8. Know Your Smashers reviewsIn this show we will EXPOSE the smashers whom you once thought were normal! Episode One: Mario!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-26-07 - Complete9. Unrequited Love » reviewsCOMPLETE! They don't know it, but the Smashers are trapped in a gigantic circle of unrequited love. Chapter Nine: Things get physical between Fox, Falcon and the fairies.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 4-3-07 - Complete10. Jigglypuff's Babysitting Service! reviewsNeed to get rid of your kids for several hours? Try Jigglypuff's babysitting service!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-14-07 - Complete11. The Smashy Amazing Race » reviewsSeason 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,662 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 3-15-06 - Complete12. Super Smash Soccer! » reviewsSome people play some soccer. You must have an IQ lower than 74 to read this story. I'M WARNING YOU! Match five up!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 7-15-0713. Kirby and the Magical Cake reviewsKirby finds cake.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-9-07 - Complete14. Peach Viewer Mail » reviewsChapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoiSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,086 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 3-8-0515. Sayid and the Magical Pineapple » reviewsSayid meets a freaking pineapple. THE END.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 4-4-07 - Sayid & Hurley16. The Obsessive Smashers Show! » reviewsWhen the Smashers are not fighting, see them in their worst states! See all of their obsessive behaviours, and shocking secrets in this reveal all documentary! Episode Six: Roy is a fraudster, and forges medical degrees!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 9-21-0617. Snake's Quest for Inner Fulfilment » reviewsJoin Snake on his quest to find Inner Fulfilment, body by body.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 2-17-0718. ZOMG SHEIK » reviewsWhat happens when Zelda becomes stuck as Sheik? Can she hide her identity long enough, or will someone else find out the truth? Read and Review! Chapter Three Up!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 1-1-0719. Kaepora, the Stalker » reviewsHe had never wanted to admit it, to admit the pain that had leapt from him and manifested in the darkest form imaginable. But now things have changed and Link must confront his darkest fear. And adversary. They're the same.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 2-11-07 - Link & Kaepora Gaebora20. PEACHY DAYS! » reviewsFollow the ZANY adventures of the CRAZY smashers as they have WACKY adventures in THE smash mansion! It's going to be the FUNNIEST of the humour, the greatest of the GREAT! This description isn't self promotional! I shant UPDATE UNTIL u GIV ME 52 REVIEWS!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 2-17-07 - Published: 8-8-06 - Complete21. Hurley Show! » reviewsCHAPTER THREE UP! ZOMG it's the Hurley Show! Come on in and have so many wacky adventures with everyone's favourite character, HURLEY!1shiftkey I would like to apologise before you read this piece of attrocity. You have been warned.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 7-4-06 - Hurley & Libby22. ZOMG Christmas » reviewsAs the Smashers enjoy their prechristmas meal, Santa arrives in the Smash Mansion! All of the Smashers are delighted to meet Santa, but Kirby thinks this socalled 'Santa' is a confidence trickster trying to steal their money! Can Kirby stop him? R&R plzSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-12-0623. Three Duds in a Flat reviewsWhat happens when Hermione, Ron and Harry have to live together in a flatunitapartment? What lack of hilarity ensues as our characters go on wacky adventures? Brought to you by, Yours Truly!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-0624. The Super Smash Brothers Sports Academy! » reviewsThe Academy, a small meek residence that contains superb sporting facilities, for the enjoyment of the Smashers! They have so much fun there as they can move around at their free will, and THEY DON'T GET VIOLENTLY TORTURED IF THEY ATTEMPT TO LEAVE!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 8-27-0625. Patchy Game! » reviewsBy Tiki and me. What EXCITING adventures do the Smashers have? Link tries online dating! Peach's cat is missing! Kirby plays Frogger! WILL WE EVER GIVE THIS STORY A CONCLUSION? Read to find out.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 7-2-0626. Floodwater » reviewsFiveparter, updated daily The world is flooding. The water is infected, and those who touch it become homicidal. As the poisoned water rises, and many die without explanation, survival will be difficult.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-10-06 - Complete27. PEACH'S MAGIC SHOW! » reviewsEpisode two out! Peach 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. NOT a ripoff.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 6-12-0628. Fox for Mayor! » reviewsChapter 4 up! Crisis in the beach town of Summers! As Fox gets elected mayor, the crime rate shoots up, the druggies are abundant and the developers are trying to build a massive fun park! Fox quits, so who will be the new mayor?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-19-0629. PEACH GOES ON GAME SHOWS! » reviewsPeach and Link have to save the fate of the other smashers by winning game shows! If they don't, a psychotic green monster kills them all! NUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!1 Episode 3: The weakest link! LINK VS. STEPHEN HAWKINS!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-5-0630. ZOMG SCHKOOL » reviewsTHE SMASH BROS ARE IN HIGH SCHKOOL BUT HOW WILL THEY COPE! This is REALLY original... I know there are OTHER highschoollifeforthesmashers fics, but this one has um... a ROBOT... THING. REVIEW FOOLS!1Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 6-17-0631. Seppuku no You Arinsan » reviewsCHAP. 2 UP! Marth, Link, Donkey Kong, Bowser and Kirby enter a possibly lifethreatening Japanese Game Show, which involves CROSSING VOLCANOES ON TIGHTROPES! However, as Young Link, Ness and the Pokemon hear about the news, they also enter! OH! THE DRAMA!1Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 7-3-0632. ZOMG PIT » reviewsCOMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-16-06 - Complete33. The Luigi Gardening Show reviewsJoin Luigi as he gives his professional tips and tricks about gardening!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-7-0634. Parody – the Story » reviewsA general parody of overused ideas in SSBM fanfics, combined with some randomness. This chapter, The smashers goes for a holiday, Geoff the survivor host turns up, and someone is killing everyone else with javelins.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-8-06 - Published: 3-2-0635. When Smashers Quit » reviewsWhat happens when smashers quit? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. That's how boring this story is. But Link and Falco and Mewtwo have exciting adventures AFTER they quit. Now, that's exciting. Yeah. R&R. DiscontinuedSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 10-1-05 - Complete36. Ping Pong Peach reviewsPeach enters a Ping Pong tournament. Chaos ensues.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-06 - Complete37. A Smashy Amazing Race » reviewsCOMPLETE! With all teams neckandneck, quick fire from Falcon and Donkey Kong takes them to the lead. However, Peach and Bowser manage to creep to second place, and with a dead heat at the last clue, it will be closer than ever. Who will win?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,093 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 12-22-04 - Complete38. Giovanni's fun pill reviewsGiovanni's fun pill, a videotape and a mysterious bracelet seems to be brainwashing some of the smashers. What's going on? Who's behind all of this? Will the smashers realise in time?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-29-05 - Complete39. The perfect christmas reviewsA perfect smasher's christmas, with a bit of a twist. Warning: Slapstick ViolenceSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-13-04 - Complete40. Random stuff happens » reviewsI guess random stuff happens. Jigglypuff turns into Cupid Jigglypuff, while Falcon goes crazy.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-29-04 - Published: 11-8-04 - Complete41. Falcon, the dark spirit » reviewsFalcon turns evil for strange reasons at the cinema. Because of weird stuff in his popcorn. Last chapter up?Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-28-04 - Published: 10-25-04 - Complete
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