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since	: 03-22-04, id: 559357, Profile Updated: 10-17-08
country	: Australia
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Author has written 40 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Lost, Harry Potter, and Zelda.

\Hi, my name's Hoogiman.
I reside in Australia.
I may write stories.
I mainly write in Super Smash Brothers.
You can find me outside of FF.net mainly on the Smash Mansion Forums.
I don't do my own characters.
Jigglypuff is so cool.
I like eating raw fish? (Sushi.)
The Smash Mansion:
Just a little plug for our site here, it's a Nintendo/SSB fansite but it also has a large-ish forum which has a speciality in nonsense, randomness and general Nintendo-related fun?! So come to the Smash Mansion and join today! Yay?! If you become active enough we'll probably plug your fics, eat your foods and review your stories?!
We also have NINTENDO WII CHEATS?!
And you're allowed to bump threads, which I guess is supposed to be a good thing?!
Updates:
18th October, 2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four is here!
17th September, 2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three ended a while ago, and I am on an indefinite hiatus. Expect some TSAR: 4 when I return.
June 22nd, 2008
I never update. Lots of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three updated!
February 2nd, 2008
AAGH a gigantic amount of updates... where can I begin? More Lucas's Quest! Three wholesome fun new chapters of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three! A lemon, Kaepora and Zelda's Interesting Night (it's really serious guys) and finally, a new fic yesterday, The Quest for Brawl! That's like, six updates in three months but... shut up! (cries)
Series: The Smashy Amazing Race
Arguably everyone's favourite fic series of mine, it's The Smashy Amazing Race! Now in its fourth season, join eleven teams of two on a race around the world! Who will win? What hilarity or insanity will ensue? Find out!
Season Four
"All new The Smashy Amazing Race!" said Master Hand. "Join eleven teams on a race of a lifetime for one million dollars!"
A shot played of all the teams running from the starting line.
"This season is different!" he said dramatically. "Meet the frats!"
“Chug! Chug! Chug!” said Falcon, stone drunk, walking into the airport holding a six-pack.
"Meet five different dating couples!"
"...the engaged couple from Hyrule!"
“Oh my gosh! I hate this! I hate this task! I hate this stupid race! I can’t do it! I’m going to vomit! ROOY!” cried Zelda uncontrollably, “This is… so… awful! I hate this! I hate this!”
"...the dating Wolf and bounty hunter!"
“Come on, Samus!” said Wolf, holding up a cricket, “Num num num!”
"...and the race's first gay couple!"
Squirtle lunged onto the back of Marth’s shoulder. “Ohh…” said Squirtle sexily, “I’d like to take a ride on top of you tonight!”
"Who will win?" said Master Hand. "Who will make it to the finish line in one piece? Find out, on The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four!"
Status: Leg One Up!
Authors I recommend:
ACT II (yay! he draws good Jigglypuff I Lub Nooj rocket pictures!)
Crystalicios (awesome fic writer!!)
Eternal Smasher (The brains of the forum/know-how SSB guy)
Gooey (Joeb is old!)
IStalkKirby (crazy Scot)
Joebthegreat (sigh/good ol'/baby-eater)
Razzkat (she steals stuff)
SOMERANDOMTRAINER (Item Factory guy!! and Toad!!)
Tealfrog26 (survivor guy)
The GamerSwordsman (Writes romance fics that integrate smash battles into them!)
Tikitikirevenge (writes way too many parodies on mary sues (and then makes his own secretly))

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1. The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four » reviews
SEASON FOUR! Join eleven teams of two smashers on a race around the world! See Fox and Falcon, the party boys! See Marth and Squirtle, the human and turtle lover! See Zelda and Roy, the gold digger and diggee and see Luigi... ...Luigi's really insane.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 10-17-08

2. The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three » reviews
FINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 157,142 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 12-3-07

3. The Quest For Brawl! » reviews
Link, Ike and Pit travel to Japan to get a copy of Brawl!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-1-08

4. Kaepora and Zelda’s Interesting Night reviews
KaeporaZelda lemon.
Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 1-17-08

5. Lucas’s Quest of 117 Tasks to Become a Smasher! » reviews
In order to become a smasher, Lucas must complete 117 perilous tasks set by Master Hand! Task Four: Lucas goes to the dentist!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 11-30-07

6. Crazy Crazy Mansion » reviews
Crazy Hand owns the mansion. A murderous rampage occurs. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,734 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 9-27-07

7. Know Your Smashers reviews
In this show we will EXPOSE the smashers whom you once thought were normal! Episode One: Mario!
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 9-26-07

8. Unrequited Love » reviews
COMPLETE! They don't know it, but the Smashers are trapped in a gigantic circle of unrequited love. Chapter Nine: Things get physical between Fox, Falcon and the fairies.
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 4-3-07

9. Jigglypuff's Babysitting Service! reviews
Need to get rid of your kids for several hours? Try Jigglypuff's babysitting service!
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 9-14-07

10. The Smashy Amazing Race » reviews
Season 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,662 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 3-15-06

11. Super Smash Soccer! » reviews
Some people play some soccer. You must have an IQ lower than 74 to read this story. I'M WARNING YOU! Match five up!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 7-15-07

12. Kirby and the Magical Cake reviews
Kirby finds cake.
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-07

13. Peach Viewer Mail » reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,086 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 3-8-05

14. Sayid and the Magical Pineapple » reviews
Sayid meets a freaking pineapple. THE END.
Lost - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 4-4-07

15. The Obsessive Smashers Show! » reviews
When the Smashers are not fighting, see them in their worst states! See all of their obsessive behaviours, and shocking secrets in this reveal all documentary! Episode Six: Roy is a fraudster, and forges medical degrees!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 9-21-06

16. Snake's Quest for Inner Fulfilment » reviews
Join Snake on his quest to find Inner Fulfilment, body by body.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 2-17-07

17. ZOMG SHEIK » reviews
What happens when Zelda becomes stuck as Sheik? Can she hide her identity long enough, or will someone else find out the truth? Read and Review! Chapter Three Up!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 1-1-07

18. Kaepora, the Stalker » reviews
He had never wanted to admit it, to admit the pain that had leapt from him and manifested in the darkest form imaginable. But now things have changed and Link must confront his darkest fear. And adversary. [They're the same.]
Zelda - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 2-11-07

19. PEACHY DAYS! » reviews
Follow the ZANY adventures of the CRAZY smashers as they have WACKY adventures in THE smash mansion! It's going to be the FUNNIEST of the humour, the greatest of the GREAT! This description isn’t self promotional! I shant UPDATE UNTIL u GIV ME 52 REVIEWS!
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 2-17-07 - Published: 8-8-06

20. Hurley Show! » reviews
CHAPTER THREE UP! ZOMG it's the Hurley Show! Come on in and have so many wacky adventures with everyone's favourite character, HURLEY!1shiftkey I would like to apologise before you read this piece of attrocity. You have been warned.
Lost - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 7-4-06

21. ZOMG Christmas » reviews
As the Smashers enjoy their prechristmas meal, Santa arrives in the Smash Mansion! All of the Smashers are delighted to meet Santa, but Kirby thinks this socalled 'Santa' is a confidence trickster trying to steal their money! Can Kirby stop him? R&R plz
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-12-06

22. Three Duds in a Flat reviews
What happens when Hermione, Ron and Harry have to live together in a flatunitapartment? What lack of hilarity ensues as our characters go on wacky adventures? Brought to you by, Yours Truly!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06

23. The Super Smash Brothers Sports Academy! » reviews
The Academy, a small meek residence that contains superb sporting facilities, for the enjoyment of the Smashers! They have so much fun there as they can move around at their free will, and THEY DON’T GET VIOLENTLY TORTURED IF THEY ATTEMPT TO LEAVE!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 8-27-06

24. Patchy Game! » reviews
By Tiki and me. What EXCITING adventures do the Smashers have? Link tries online dating! Peach's cat is missing! Kirby plays Frogger! WILL WE EVER GIVE THIS STORY A CONCLUSION? Read to find out.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 7-2-06

25. Floodwater » reviews
[Fiveparter, updated daily] The world is flooding. The water is infected, and those who touch it become homicidal. As the poisoned water rises, and many die without explanation, survival will be difficult.
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 9-10-06

26. PEACH'S MAGIC SHOW! » reviews
Episode two out! Peach 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. NOT a ripoff.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 6-12-06

27. Fox for Mayor! » reviews
Chapter 4 up! Crisis in the beach town of Summers! As Fox gets elected mayor, the crime rate shoots up, the druggies are abundant and the developers are trying to build a massive fun park! Fox quits, so who will be the new mayor?
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-19-06

28. PEACH GOES ON GAME SHOWS! » reviews
Peach and Link have to save the fate of the other smashers by winning game shows! If they don't, a psychotic green monster kills them all! NUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!1 Episode 3: The weakest link! LINK VS. STEPHEN HAWKINS!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-5-06

29. ZOMG SCHKOOL » reviews
THE SMASH BROS ARE IN HIGH SCHKOOL BUT HOW WILL THEY COPE! This is REALLY original... I know there are OTHER highschoollifeforthesmashers fics, but this one has um... a ROBOT... THING. REVIEW FOOLS!1
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 6-17-06

30. Seppuku no You Arinsan » reviews
CHAP. 2 UP! Marth, Link, Donkey Kong, Bowser and Kirby enter a possibly lifethreatening Japanese Game Show, which involves CROSSING VOLCANOES ON TIGHTROPES! However, as Young Link, Ness and the Pokemon hear about the news, they also enter! OH! THE DRAMA!1
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 7-3-06

31. ZOMG PIT » reviews
COMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 5-23-06 - Published: 5-16-06

32. The Luigi Gardening Show reviews
Join Luigi as he gives his professional tips and tricks about gardening!
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

33. Parody – the Story » reviews
A general parody of overused ideas in SSBM fanfics, combined with some randomness. This chapter, The smashers goes for a holiday, Geoff the survivor host turns up, and someone is killing everyone else with javelins.
Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-8-06 - Published: 3-2-06

34. When Smashers Quit » reviews
What happens when smashers quit? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. That's how boring this story is. But Link and Falco and Mewtwo have exciting adventures AFTER they quit. Now, that's exciting. Yeah. R&R. [Discontinued]
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 10-1-05

35. Ping Pong Peach reviews
Peach enters a Ping Pong tournament. Chaos ensues.
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 2-14-06

36. A Smashy Amazing Race » reviews
COMPLETE! With all teams neckandneck, quick fire from Falcon and Donkey Kong takes them to the lead. However, Peach and Bowser manage to creep to second place, and with a dead heat at the last clue, it will be closer than ever. Who will win?
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,093 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 12-22-04

37. Giovanni's fun pill reviews
Giovanni's fun pill, a videotape and a mysterious bracelet seems to be brainwashing some of the smashers. What's going on? Who's behind all of this? Will the smashers realise in time?
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 6-29-05

38. The perfect christmas reviews
A perfect smasher's christmas, with a bit of a twist. Warning: Slapstick Violence
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-13-04 - Published: 12-13-04

39. Random stuff happens » reviews
I guess random stuff happens. Jigglypuff turns into Cupid Jigglypuff, while Falcon goes crazy.
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-29-04 - Published: 11-8-04

40. Falcon, the dark spirit » reviews
Falcon turns evil for strange reasons at the cinema. Because of weird stuff in his popcorn. Last chapter up?
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-28-04 - Published: 10-25-04