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BIOGRAPHY OF THE METAL CERVIDAE
Written by herself
The Metal Cervidae lives to draw. She does not live to write - but she will write when she feels like it. As in, when she's looking for a certain slash pairing she likes, but can't find a single good fic for it. Then she goes and writes. But usually she draws. And she also lives for slash and reading some good ol' man on man. BUT SHE DOES HAVE A LIFE. And you'll also find she loves transforming robots, silly lawyers, and some other weird stuff.
Hobbies: Drawing, being a nerd, playing video games, sleeping, looking for some good slash/yaoi, and being a space cadet.
Favorites
Movies: Great Mouse Detective, Transformers '07, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Producers, Edward Scissorhands, there's a lot, actually...
Shows: Nope. Don't got 'em.
Cartoons: Transformers G1 + Beast Wars, Batman: The Animated Series, TMNT, Samurai Jack, a lot of cartoons of the '80's and the '90's...
Anime: Yakitate!! Japan, Azumanga DaiOh...
Comics: Batman, a lot of superhero comics.
Manga: One Piece... um, not much else. I'm not big on anime/manga.
Video Games: The Legend of Zelda series, Tetris, Pokemon, Ace Attorney series, Mario, Super Smash Brothers games, Starfox series, Sonic, Banjo-Kazooie, Earthbound...
Characters:
-Megatron (Beast Wars)
-Starscream (G1, GF, or Animated. )
-Red Alert (G1)
A lot of Transformers...
-Professor Ratigan (GMD)
-Gumshoe (PW)
-Linebeck (LoZ:PH)
-Donatello (TMNT)
-Usopp (One Piece)
-Luffy (OP)
Slash Pairings:
-Megatron/Optimus (Transformers) ( I like my MOP everywhere! On the floor, on the highway... on pictochat! :D )
-Starscream/Red Alert/Inferno (TF) ( One of mah' favorite love triangles. )
-Galvatron/Cyclonus (TF)
-Skyfire/Starscream(/Megatron) (TF)
-Bulkhead/Bumblebee (TF:A)
-Dinobot/Rattrap (TF:BW)
-Batman/Joker (Batman) ( Their love is so messed up and canon. )
-Gumshoe/Edgeworth (Phoenix Wright) ( D'awww. -Jack Hammer/Will Powers (PW)
-Luke Atmey/Ron ReLite (PW)
-Redd White/Marvin Grossberg (PW) ( C'mon. I can't be the only one who thought they were in love in that case. )
-Matsuhiro Ken/Tsuyoshi Mokoyama (Yakitate!! Japan) ( MANLY ONE-SIDED BAKER LOVE. -Kawachi/Suwabara (YJ)
-Pierrot/Kawachi (YJ)
-Prince Peasley/Luigi (Mario)
-Aku/Jack (Samurai Jack)
-Scotsman/Jack (SJ)
-Starscream/Donatello (TF/TMNT) ( IT'S MY CROSSOVER CRASH PAIRING AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL. )
Femslash Pairings:
-Franziksa/Adrian (PW)
-Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn (Batman)
Het Pairings: ( GASP HET PAIRINGS? ONOEZ. )
-Pete/Maleficent (Disney) ( MIND-BREAKER. )
-Ron DeLite/Desiree DeLite (PW) ( Awww. I like his wife too. -Silverbolt/Blackarachnia (TF:BW) ( "GO AWAY OR I'LL SHOOT" "NO MY HEART TELLS ME YOU WON'T" "OH YEAH?" "D: WTF YOU SHOT ME!" XD )
-Suwabara Kai/Monica Adenauer (YJ)
... Yeah. I'll add some more later.
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