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since: 03-24-04, id: 560016
country: United States
Author has written 20 stories for Mighty Ducks, Butterfly Effect, Jem, Naruto, and Breakfast Club.

The Profile of Del Schiz, or :
D.L. SchizoAuthoress, Part II

"Del Schiz" came about because I was tired of going to my profile and staring at the forty-something stories that I hadn't finished yet. The penname is a combination of my most common nickname (Schiz) and the slurring of D and L. The fact that it actually means "of the Schiz" in quasi-Spanish is just an amusing coincidence.

What's here and what will be:

JEM fanfics ...Or, rather, Misfits fanfics, since I like those bad girl rockers better!
NARUTO fanfics; generally dealing with Team Gai and Rock Lee

... +Mighty Ducks humor stories (Duck with Plum Sauce, Freaky Friduck)
+The rest of the Inspiration series (Love, Ill Will)
+The Breakfast Club humor stories (The Breakfast Club...In Space, Psycho Beach Breakfast Club Party) These are probably one-shots, for the most part, and all in the concept stage

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Things that May Interest the Reader
(if you've gotten this far, you may as well keep going...)

Name : Schiz, Dani, D.L. (not my preferred appellation, but I'll answer it!)
Age : I don't live with my parents. I used to go to college. Draw your own conclusions
Location : Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.
Gender : Female

That ought to take care of the basics. Now, for the essay questions. _

Favorites : I chose to use such a general term because all my interests are intertwined. I like angst fanfiction, movies that are darkly comedic ("Idle Hands" and "Donnie Darko" come to mind), and fantasy books. Second-favorite genre would have to be science fiction, with horror as a second. I also enjoy zombie movies.

Anime is a big interest of mine, along with 80s fads like My Little Pony. (Although I dislike the current incarnation of Strawberry Shortcake, and have always despised Care Bears and Rainbow Brite.) I collect The Baby-sitters Club. I also like arts-and-crafts projects like quilting, cross-stitching, and latch-hooking.

While I am not the best artist, I enjoy sketching and illustrating short comic strips. Don't think that just because I mention zombies and angst that I am the typical goth. I'm more of a GrungeGothPunk (which is also my username on http://quizilla.com. I am probably the biggest blog-addict in my circle of friends, realtime. Nettime, that's pretty debatable.

However, my favorite thing in the whole world is receiving reviews and discussing my stories with interested readers. Please don't be shy about giving feedback.
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1. Accidents reviews
The last thing he needed was always what he got.
Jem - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-16-08
2. JEM Stars » reviews
11.13.07: UPDATED! The origins of the real stars of 'JEM'. Phyllis offers a way out, in Chapter Three.
Jem - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 3-4-05
3. Trash reviews
100 word drabble, written for a challenge. Claire & Bender.
Complete - Breakfast Club - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-07 - Published: 3-9-07
4. What Happens? reviews
a quick little look at Pizzazz during The Rock Fashion Book. There've always been dreams and hopes...
Complete - Jem - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 9-5-06
5. Rain Dust » reviews
If you want to be someone else, change your mind...Lee changes his mind about that risky surgery, and we catch up with him several years later, dealing with Naruto's kid. [Complete]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-06 - Published: 4-11-06
6. Remembrance reviews
Something of a fluff fic. Just a short look at Team Gai through Tenten's eyes, before their appearance in the anime. [Oneshot]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-11-06 - Published: 4-11-06
7. You Gotta Be Fast reviews
Poor Clash. Always striving, and never in the spotlight. A little fillertype fic to show where she was coming from before her abrupt appearance in the Starbright arc.
Complete - Jem - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-06
8. Not the Real Me reviews
Raya, and how she really feels about her position in the band. [JEM Stars universe, if you please...]
Complete - Jem - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-06
9. Five Kisses that Never Changed Everything reviews
If things had only been a little bit different, these kisses might have happened...[LeeSasuke pairing throughout]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 3-10-06
10. Among the Strong reviews
Even if their fighting styles are a bad match, does that mean that Lee and Sasuke are? Companion piece to: What Your Eyes Can See [light Leesuke]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 3-10-06
11. What Your Eyes Can See reviews
Sasuke trains hard for the third part of the Exams, pushed to excellence by memories of Rock Lee. Companion piece to: Among the Strong [light Leesuke]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 3-10-06
12. Don't Expect No Gratitude reviews
Preparing for the second Battle of the Bands is tiring work, and we all know that Misfits like to take it easy. So what ARE they doing, making a Thanksgiving dinner on their own? [One shot, Prequel to a Christmas series]
Complete - Jem - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05
13. JEM Stars 3: Time to Roar » reviews
The Misfits open their ranks to a newcomer: the confrontational and clever Jetta. Pizzazz is all for it, Stormer giddily goes along, but Roxy seems reluctant. Could jealousy be behind her 'anti Jetta' stance? [on hold until JEM Stars is completed]
Jem - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 9-19-05
14. Lock, Stock, and Music » reviews
A scene from The Bands Break Up, with a focus on Stormer. Including short followup scene. [2 of 2]
Complete - Jem - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-23-05 - Published: 2-7-05
15. Sadistic Pup reviews
George's discipline of Tommy, following Evan's 'advice'. Fratverse [1 of 1] [Note: The title might not be an exact quote, but follows the guidelines about being 'clean' in title and summary.]
Complete - Butterfly Effect - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-04
16. Who I Am reviews
Penultimate scene of the theatrical cut: Evan muses on his experiences as he and Lenny burn Evan's keepsakes.
Butterfly Effect - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-04
17. Got the Holy Spirit reviews
Tommy Miller, in the timeline where he 'saved' Mrs. Halpern and baby Katie, then got 'saved' as a result. [On hiatus.]
Butterfly Effect - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-27-04 - Published: 4-27-04
18. Encoded reviews
The Bash Brothers have a secret language. (Portman POV) Surprisingly, not slash! One-shot.
Complete - Mighty Ducks - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-27-04 - Published: 4-27-04
19. Duck with Plum Sauce: One of the Guys reviews
(fusion with Janet Evanovich's 'Stephanie Plum' series) Ten years after the Ducks' peewee championship, the Ducks that were left behind start coming back together. Narrated by Tammy Duncan, soon-to-be bounty hunter!
Mighty Ducks - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-04 - Published: 4-21-04
20. Of Love reviews
Inspiration" series. Goldberg at the Goodwill Games, love found in Los Angeles. [1 of ?]
Mighty Ducks - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-1-04 - Published: 4-1-04
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