| SamandMax |
Author has written 40 stories for Metal Gear. Mr. Great aka Manolo Seigfried You're a dead man. | |||||||||||
1. Snake vs Financial Ruin reviewsSnake is forced to face his most challenging opponent yet, bankruptcy, when he realizes he has no money whatsoever.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete2. Metal Gear Solid: Rebirth reviewsSnake and his mischevious son Jim must battle against a powerful foe in the dangerous and seductive land of Cuba. A Metal Gear Experience written by SamandMax and MGS S. SnakeMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-20-043. Metal Gear: Text Adventure reviewsIn 1985, the first Metal Gear game was released as a text adventure. Now, 18 years later, it finally resurfaces.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-28-044. The Passion of the Snake reviewsAfter seeing 'The Passion of the Christ', Snake decides to make a sequel to it, starring him as Jesus Jr.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-10-045. Otacon's Big Break reviewsOtacon heads to Hollywood to pitch a screenplay he wrote about his tragic love with Sniper Wolf.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-046. Metal Gear Solid Movie Trailer reviewsThe trailer to the brand new movie, 'Metal Gear Solid: Operation Killocide', coming to theatres this Summer.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-24-037. Snake on Full House! reviewsUsing the latest in digital technology, I actually added Snake in a real episode of Full House entitled "Breaking up is Hard to Do". It's so seamless, you won't even notice Snake wasn't in the original episode!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-038. MGS3: Snake Eater The Lost Interview! reviewsIn July 2003, a reporter disappeared after conducting an interview with MGS creator Hideo Kojima. A few days later, his footage was found.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-039. Snake gets Punk'd reviewsAs the name says, Snake gets Punk'd. There's really not much more to it.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-12-0310. Snake Interviews Snake » reviewsSnake interviews himself. Why? I don't know, I just thought it'd be interesting.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-25-03 - Published: 5-5-0311. Metal Gear: The Rock Opera reviewsSnake creates a Rock Opera based on Metal Gear Solid, and you get to see it!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-2-0312. Snake's Phone Confessions reviewsDuring one day, Snake's phonecalls were monitred. This is the top secret file which contained the actual messages during that day.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-12-0313. Blind Date reviewsSnake goes on the popular TV show, Blind Date! Hilarity and Madcap Antics ensueMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-5-0314. The Classic Character's Convention reviewsSnake, Mario, Donkey Kong and a bunch of classic characters talk about the good old days.Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-0315. El Presidente Snake reviewsSnake becomes President of "Dave Coulierville", a country created by a buildup of garbage. The story also contains cloned police, spaghetti mountains, and a giant tin statue of Chuck Barris. I'll tell you right now, it makes little sense.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-0316. Hyper Snake, Caffeine Crazy! reviewsThe story involves caffeine binges, the mexican mafia, and Yahoo Serious. I think you can tell what it's going to be like just from that.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-0317. The Snake Mystery Chronicles » reviewsA trilogy of mysteries with Snake solving cases, and uncovering a sinsiter conspiracy while making disturbingly funny remarks!Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-25-03 - Published: 12-21-0218. La Serpiente Sólida Loca! reviewsSnake shows an episode from his 1982 Spanish Soap Opera. Yes, that's what it's really about.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-11-0319. Spaceman Snake reviewsSnake and an old nemesis must compete to see who becomes the first non-rich person in space!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-0220. Snake the Boxer reviewsIf you ever wanted to see Snake become a boxer, get hit with a frying pan, and lose large amounts of blood, then this story is for you!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-0221. Snake the Stuntman reviewsSnake becomes a stuntman for Burt Reynolds and soon the insanely funny/disturbing situations take place!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-0222. Iron Chef reviewsSnake gueststars on the show "Iron Chef". Includes the same poor dubbing as the real TV show!Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-0223. Making the Movie: Metal Gear Solid 2 reviewsAfter the complete bombing of the first Metal Gear movie, Snake decides to return to the big screen!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-02 - Complete24. Snake's Videogame Parody Party! reviewsSnake's parody of other games starts a chain of events that somehow involve his liverMetal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-19-0225. Snake Gets Drunk! reviewsEver wonder what it would look like if Snake got drunk? Well, I haven't but I bet it would look something like thisMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-6-0226. COPS reviewsAfter beating Metal Gear, Solid Snake joins the police force and is taped for an episode of COPSMetal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-1-0227. Snake's Movie Reviews reviewsSnake reviews the newest moviesMetal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-0228. Detective Snake reviewsSnake tries to solve a murder with hilarious results! *Laughs not guaranteed, offer void in TexasMetal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-28-0229. Snake and the Fan 4 reviewsSnake meets a fan who mistakes him for someone elseMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-0230. Snake goes on Jeopardy reviewsSnake's on Jeopardy, will he win?Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-2-0231. Snake goes to Court! reviewsAfter the events of the first MGS, Snake goes to court and must defend himself against Revolver OcelotMetal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-2-0232. An Evening with Solid Snake reviewsAn interview with Solid Snake on his past experiences in Television, Music and ZaninessMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-0233. The Disturbingly Silly Snake Show! reviewsSnake has his own kids show which of course, involves beer, guns, and tijuanaMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-0234. Snake's Standup reviewsA short story on why Snake never became a standup comedianMetal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-20-0235. Snake and the Fan 3 reviewsThe third, and possibly final Snake and the fan. This time, Snake meets a new fan and hilarity ensues.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-0236. Snake and the Fan 2 reviewsWhile waiting to tape a commercial, Snake once again runs into his biggest fanMetal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-4-0237. Snake and the Fan reviewsSnake meets a crazed fan while waiting for the busMetal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-21-0238. Making the videogame with Solid Snake reviewsA behind the scenes look with Snake as he makes the first two gamesMetal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-0239. Making the Movie:Metal Gear Solid reviewsThe making and premiere of the movie starring and written by Solid Snake!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-30-0140. The Solid Snake Show reviewsA 60's sitcom starring Solid Snake!Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-12-01