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since: 04-06-01, id: 56078, Profile Updated: 12-15-07
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Author has written 40 stories for Metal Gear.

Mr. Great aka Manolo Seigfried

You're a dead man.

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1. Snake vs Financial Ruin reviews
Snake is forced to face his most challenging opponent yet, bankruptcy, when he realizes he has no money whatsoever.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete
2. Metal Gear Solid: Rebirth reviews
Snake and his mischevious son Jim must battle against a powerful foe in the dangerous and seductive land of Cuba. A Metal Gear Experience written by SamandMax and MGS S. Snake
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-20-04
3. Metal Gear: Text Adventure reviews
In 1985, the first Metal Gear game was released as a text adventure. Now, 18 years later, it finally resurfaces.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-28-04
4. The Passion of the Snake reviews
After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ', Snake decides to make a sequel to it, starring him as Jesus Jr.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-10-04
5. Otacon's Big Break reviews
Otacon heads to Hollywood to pitch a screenplay he wrote about his tragic love with Sniper Wolf.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-04
6. Metal Gear Solid Movie Trailer reviews
The trailer to the brand new movie, 'Metal Gear Solid: Operation Killocide', coming to theatres this Summer.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-24-03
7. Snake on Full House! reviews
Using the latest in digital technology, I actually added Snake in a real episode of Full House entitled "Breaking up is Hard to Do". It's so seamless, you won't even notice Snake wasn't in the original episode!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-03
8. MGS3: Snake Eater The Lost Interview! reviews
In July 2003, a reporter disappeared after conducting an interview with MGS creator Hideo Kojima. A few days later, his footage was found.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-03
9. Snake gets Punk'd reviews
As the name says, Snake gets Punk'd. There's really not much more to it.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-12-03
10. Snake Interviews Snake » reviews
Snake interviews himself. Why? I don't know, I just thought it'd be interesting.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-25-03 - Published: 5-5-03
11. Metal Gear: The Rock Opera reviews
Snake creates a Rock Opera based on Metal Gear Solid, and you get to see it!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-2-03
12. Snake's Phone Confessions reviews
During one day, Snake's phonecalls were monitred. This is the top secret file which contained the actual messages during that day.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-12-03
13. Blind Date reviews
Snake goes on the popular TV show, Blind Date! Hilarity and Madcap Antics ensue
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-5-03
14. The Classic Character's Convention reviews
Snake, Mario, Donkey Kong and a bunch of classic characters talk about the good old days.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-03
15. El Presidente Snake reviews
Snake becomes President of "Dave Coulierville", a country created by a buildup of garbage. The story also contains cloned police, spaghetti mountains, and a giant tin statue of Chuck Barris. I'll tell you right now, it makes little sense.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-03
16. Hyper Snake, Caffeine Crazy! reviews
The story involves caffeine binges, the mexican mafia, and Yahoo Serious. I think you can tell what it's going to be like just from that.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-03
17. The Snake Mystery Chronicles » reviews
A trilogy of mysteries with Snake solving cases, and uncovering a sinsiter conspiracy while making disturbingly funny remarks!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-25-03 - Published: 12-21-02
18. La Serpiente Sólida Loca! reviews
Snake shows an episode from his 1982 Spanish Soap Opera. Yes, that's what it's really about.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-11-03
19. Spaceman Snake reviews
Snake and an old nemesis must compete to see who becomes the first non-rich person in space!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-02
20. Snake the Boxer reviews
If you ever wanted to see Snake become a boxer, get hit with a frying pan, and lose large amounts of blood, then this story is for you!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-02
21. Snake the Stuntman reviews
Snake becomes a stuntman for Burt Reynolds and soon the insanely funny/disturbing situations take place!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-02
22. Iron Chef reviews
Snake gueststars on the show "Iron Chef". Includes the same poor dubbing as the real TV show!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-02
23. Making the Movie: Metal Gear Solid 2 reviews
After the complete bombing of the first Metal Gear movie, Snake decides to return to the big screen!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-02 - Complete
24. Snake's Videogame Parody Party! reviews
Snake's parody of other games starts a chain of events that somehow involve his liver
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-19-02
25. Snake Gets Drunk! reviews
Ever wonder what it would look like if Snake got drunk? Well, I haven't but I bet it would look something like this
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-6-02
26. COPS reviews
After beating Metal Gear, Solid Snake joins the police force and is taped for an episode of COPS
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-1-02
27. Snake's Movie Reviews reviews
Snake reviews the newest movies
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-02
28. Detective Snake reviews
Snake tries to solve a murder with hilarious results! *Laughs not guaranteed, offer void in Texas
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-28-02
29. Snake and the Fan 4 reviews
Snake meets a fan who mistakes him for someone else
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-02
30. Snake goes on Jeopardy reviews
Snake's on Jeopardy, will he win?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-2-02
31. Snake goes to Court! reviews
After the events of the first MGS, Snake goes to court and must defend himself against Revolver Ocelot
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-2-02
32. An Evening with Solid Snake reviews
An interview with Solid Snake on his past experiences in Television, Music and Zaniness
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-02
33. The Disturbingly Silly Snake Show! reviews
Snake has his own kids show which of course, involves beer, guns, and tijuana
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-02
34. Snake's Standup reviews
A short story on why Snake never became a standup comedian
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-20-02
35. Snake and the Fan 3 reviews
The third, and possibly final Snake and the fan. This time, Snake meets a new fan and hilarity ensues.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-02
36. Snake and the Fan 2 reviews
While waiting to tape a commercial, Snake once again runs into his biggest fan
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-4-02
37. Snake and the Fan reviews
Snake meets a crazed fan while waiting for the bus
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-21-02
38. Making the videogame with Solid Snake reviews
A behind the scenes look with Snake as he makes the first two games
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-02
39. Making the Movie:Metal Gear Solid reviews
The making and premiere of the movie starring and written by Solid Snake!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-30-01
40. The Solid Snake Show reviews
A 60's sitcom starring Solid Snake!
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-12-01
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