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Author has written 12 stories for Baby Sitters Club, Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Da Vinci Code.

Grammar-Conscious Possum formerly consisted of two eccentric college students, Karen and Tethys. However, times have changed, and now the vast majority of the fiction to be found here has been written by Karen's father Tom, who is wasted as a CFO. Our stuff is mainly Potter-based, but you'll find the occasional crossover or Babysitters Club parody thrown in.
Some of you will remember the collection of our favourite Harry Potter fanfic moments that used to be available on our bio - gems such as
“I have some news. I shall no longer be here with you all, I shall be on my way to become the king of Ireland. Goodbye.” Said Draco sternly, as he got up from the table and made his way to the door.
and
-I just wanted to help- said Harry apolitically.
and even
"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit.
These have been moved to a livejournal, The Daily Sporfle: they can be viewedat http://www.livejournal.com/users/daily_sporfle/. If anybody has a good quote that they feel needs to be shared with the world, please contact us!
And now, the Random Fanfiction Generator is also available for those of you suffering from writer's block! Yes, the tool that spawned The Love That Dare Not Screech Its Name can be found here: http:memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074738416. Please let us know if anybody writes a fic based on a Random Generation: we'd be delighted to see it (and of course, review)!
How May Ways Can You Spell Voldemort? (Nineteen, And Counting)
Voldermort (a classic)
Voldemart (for all your evil necessities)
Voildomort
Voldemorte
Voldmort
Vlodemort (the Impaler)
Voltimor
Volimort
Voldmont
Voldomort
Voldermot (Irish!DarkLord)
Voldeort (If you're German, that's the Area of Evil)
Vladomort
Voldemorrt
Voldermaught
Voldemord
Voldertmort
Voltemord
Voldmomnrt
Voldemont
You know, I need to start listing those in alphabetical order.

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1. Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Goblins » reviews
Harry is in a slump after ceasing his employment with the Feds, until he finds out about a previously unknown legacy from his parents, a Swiss Bank account... Possibly the first ever HP, Da Vinci Code and Sound of Music crossover!
Complete - Da Vinci Code - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-06

2. Harry Potter and the FaceChangers reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Diabolical Directorate, the Weasley twins are in trouble again: this time with the US government, by way of the Federal Aurors' Agency. Can Harry Potter sort things out and make a profit at the same time?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 11-14-05

3. Hermione Granger and the Heir of Mumbelly reviews
Intelligent and charming yet impoverished Hermione runs into a spot of trouble when the dastardly Draco Malfoy, or Prince Mal as he now prefers to be known, runs away with her sister Lavender. Obviously, a HP crossover.
Jane Austen - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-30-05 - Published: 9-30-05

4. Harry Potter and the Sorter's Revelation reviews
With the wizarding world in turmoil, Voldemort on the loose, and the Hogwarts Talent Show only a few days away, Harry and co are forced to turn to an unusual source for advice...
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-19-05

5. Harry Potter and the Diabolical Directorate reviews
Ambition, a lust for power, and coldblooded cruelty: the perfect recipe for success in the business world. The new director of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes is taking the company to strange new places...
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-4-05 - Published: 8-4-05

6. Please Don't Sue Two: Sueing from Beyond the Grave reviews
The latest and loveliest Death Eater recruit, on assignment to the Ministry of Magic, gets more than she bargained for when she finds a suspicious Hermione Granger there on an internship. Features love, laughs, evil filing cabinets, and too much coffee.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 7-31-05

7. Dudley Dursley and the Mesmerist's Gift reviews
Dursley's hypnotic weight-loss therapy has some unexpected consequences. Rated PG for Elf Kicking.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-21-05 - Published: 2-21-05

8. That's Not Quidditch reviews
The Slytherin Quidditch team is in desperate need of a tune-up, so Snape calls in an old hand to save the day... but things have changed since Book One! Warning: Contains A Taco Show.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 11-28-04

9. Unfortunate GoingsOn at Hogwarts reviews
When faced with a difficult and worrying problem, Dumbledore comes up with an unorthodox solution. This one-shot was written, believe it or not, by my FATHER. Sick, ain't he?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-10-04 - Published: 10-10-04

10. Please Don't, Sue » reviews
Complete at last and on reciept of my 20 or more reviews, Pottersues was released back into the wild. And yes, Sues always get their comeuppance, though you may have to wait a long time to see it! Sequel now in progress.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-30-04 - Published: 8-19-04

11. The Vortex at Mary Anne's Haunted House » reviews
While babysitting Mary Anne makes a terrible mistake that results in her being sucked into another dimension, with hilarious consequences. Back by popular demand!
Baby Sitters Club - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-3-04 - Published: 3-26-04

12. Whne Love Conquers Death » reviews
So sad story about Hermione and Draco's son who is raised by Harry. What happens when Harry and Draco meet again and how a shared grief can bring ppl back together... please RR! just my second ff and i need feedback
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-26-04 - Published: 7-15-04

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