“And do you know another thing, Arthur? Life is too bitter already, without territories and wars and noble feuds."
Merlin, "The Queen of Air and Darkness," The Once and Future King by T.H. White
My Name
If you mean my screenname, I changed from poolbum to The Lady From Lorien to Inkspell to Tyzair. I'm done. Really.
If you mean my real name, I've changed it again. It is now Tyzair which means crystal lightning. That was going to be my screen name, but apparently it's already been taken. pout
My Interests
I enjoy reading: Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, and the Pendragon series. I also enjoy watching television: Instant Star, Seventh Heaven, and Smallville, mostly. I like Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Robin Hood: Men in Tights in the movies.
My Favourite Pairings:
I like Holly/Trouble in Artemis Fowl.
Ron/Hermione, Lupin/Tonksand Harry/Ginny in Harry Potter.
Least Favourite Pairings:
Ron or Harry/Draco. I makes me gag, but not quite as hard as
Hermione/Percy. I thought I would die when I realized which Weasley brother Hermione fell for in the fanfic. Blurgh.
ATTENTION:
I am looking for a good, well-written parody. But not just any old parody, oh, no. I'm looking for a guide of what to do when random people from cannons drop into the real world. You know...where the Fellowship of the Ring, for instance, drops into a teenage girl's backyard. Something like that. It doesn't have to be Lord of the Rings, though. I'm not picky.