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Author has written 37 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Tsubasa Chronicle, Legend of Zelda, and Naruto. If no other will, About Me It seems to be the fashion around here to put up the author stats into one's profile... So here are mine, as of November 26, 2009. I am on the favourites list of 470 members. Future Projects None; I've put fanfiction on hold to pursue an actual writing career. Hopefully. As some have asked questions, no, I'm not likely to keep writing fanfiction. And no, I'm not likely to update my blog. For those who really desperately want to know, it's because I've gotten a boyfriend (we've been going steady for over a year now... and he may or may not be a sexy smarty-pants, the kind I've written about all along), I'm studying in Literature in university (the screenwriting program is already overwith... that went fast) and my projects include maybe getting published somewhere someday (provided I finally finish something I deem worthwhile) and writing screenplays as a first step to getting them on screen (I'm surrounded by a dedicated team of aspiring movie-makers, and we're setting up their portfolio). By the way, I want to thank everyone for their amazing support, their continued feedback, and their ongoing affection. You have been a wonderful community and an unrivaled learning experience. My only regret, in retrospect, is picking out such a ridiculous penname. Then again, I was fourteen. And I lied about never posting anything here ever again. What kind of silly person could promise that? I might stumble back here, as terrifying as that sounds. About my writing This will have sort of a rant feel, but I'd just like to mention a couple of things that people often bring up regarding my spelling and whatnot. First off, I'd like to mention that English is not my first language. French is. Aside from the fact that I actually think I master English pretty well (and I don't think I'm bragging), it is true some notes about my spelling must be made. Most of the comments I receive are from Americans, and the reason for this is perfectly normal. For those who are unfamiliar with the difference between Canadian and American English--there is one--let's just mention that some words are spelled differently. I.e. Favorite (U.S.) vs. Favourite (Can.) and Honor (U.S.) vs. Honour (Can.), Reveled (U.S.) vs. Revelled (Can.). I can't think of more, but there are others, plenty of others. I could choose to turn to American spelling, but I find that I'm more familiar with the Canadian spelling. I don't know if these differences are effective in England, but I've heard they resembled the Canadian spelling. Also, Australians have confirmed that they spell similarly to Canadians. On a final note, this does not excuse other mistakes I may make. I usually notice them all upon re-reading myself but sometimes I can make small errors that can annoy you. If this happens, say so. However, on some occasions, my spelling is accurate, even if your own writing programs say it isn't, simply because I'm writing according to the Canadian dictionary. In these instances, I will tell you so in a private mail, in order to justify my choice of words. Thank you for notifying me of any other typos however. Additional note When I say it's a oneshot, I really do mean "IT'S A ONESHOT". I will not make sequels to oneshots; they are completed stories. If I chose to make a story into a oneshot, it's probably because I did not have any further inspiration and because I don't intend to write more for it. I'm sorry if you wanted more, but as far as I'm concerned, trying to please everyone by making a oneshot into a multi-chaptered story doesn't work out well at all for me. Just see Nighttime Activities. A story isn't born with a full-fledged text already attached to it. It takes time and it's a labour of love. Ideas don't grow on trees. I can't just lay a story egg and wait for it to hatch: I involve myself into the story fully and write every single word of it, often taking extra time to do research and revisions. So please stop asking for sequels or for oneshots to be turned into multi-chaptered stories. It's not going to happen. If I had any more ideas for that setting, it'd already be written. If it's not there, then it won't come anytime soon. If, on the other hand, you have an idea and you wish to use one of my oneshots to extend them into multi-chaptered stories, you're welcome to mail me and we'll talk about it. I'm open to the idea. I just don't have the inspiration to write them myself. I'd still gladly provide additional information to help you out. Just don't ask me to write sequels. It's a real incentive not to. In conclusion My blog, Twitchy Notes See there for updates and news about the shockingly comedic life I lead. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to message me. I'll be glad to answer any question you may have, whether it's regarding fandoms, fanfiction or anything else that goes through your head. Love, | |||||||||
1. Haunted reviews“Our Poe is an old thing with no recorded name, I reckon. And the girl goes by the name of Zelda Harkinian.” “Well, the good news is that she’s easy to keep an eye on. The bad news is that she’s obviously possessed." Zelink, AU, oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,803 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 10-31-08 - Link & Zelda - Complete2. Bad Start reviewsDark stretched, the usual irony in his voice muted to an undertone only the princess could possibly comprehend, “And miss out on this exquisite opportunity to swoon with delight in your glorious presence? Never.” Midnark New Year's Special. AU.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-31-07 - Dark Link - Complete3. Reine reviewsIt seemed, honestly, that Link’s selflessness and his utter generosity made him the most notorious nobody in town. Zelink, oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 9-30-07 - Zelda & Link - Complete4. Of All the Princesses reviewsThere had been a time where they had been friends. A time where they would laugh and be accomplices. But that was before. Before he ever started considering love. Before she stopped needing him. ZelinkLegend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 7-9-07 - Link & Zelda - Complete5. Worse Things in the World reviewsJust because I’m Link’s dorm neighbour doesn’t mean I’m best qualified for handling drunken administration majors, no matter how cute they happen to be. Oh, hell, there are worse things in the world, after all, right? Zelink AU, Drunk!Link.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 6-2-07 - Link & Zelda - Complete6. Hyrule Net reviewsThis message is sponsored by the GetLinkLaid foundation. Just kidding. Kinda. Warning: contains strawberries, shameless wagers, underwear, scimitars, hypocrisy, and office emails. Zelink, AU, rated 15 & up.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 3-15-07 - Link & Zelda - Complete7. Summit » reviews“I like twilight. It means there was a day, and it means there will be another to follow, no matter how long the night.” Four years after Twilight Princess, Colin, Talo and Link are headed for the Hyrule Summit. Character study. Three part story. COMPLETELegend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 3-9-07 - Link & Zelda - Complete8. Only in Hyrule » reviewsI don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards WinnerLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,632 - Reviews: 857 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 9-6-06 - Zelda & Link - Complete9. Avid reviews“Perhaps I can be so bold as to enquire about the ‘why’ of your nakedness?” He slowed down and smirked at her question. “Why, Zelda, dost my ears deceive me or are you jealous of my shower head?” AU Zelink. Rated 15 & up, to be safe.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 12-30-06 - Link & Zelda - Complete10. Straight Shooter reviewsThey’ll tell children all about Link’s numerous and heroic deeds, about how he saved Hyrule from the greedy, evil hands of Ganondorf, but they’ll never once, not once, tell them what asinine gall he has. Zelink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,183 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 7-22-06 - Zelda & Link - Complete11. Privateer » reviews“I knew I ought to have forced her to leave with her aunt to the south. But she refused. Of course, of late I finally figured out why. She ought to have been wed a long time ago, before the idea of having a male friend would come along.” AU, Zelink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,142 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 5-6-06 - Published: 3-9-06 - Link & Zelda - Complete12. Change reviews“The only way you can manage to leave tomorrow morning would be to enter Konoha village without advertising your presence. Or else they wouldn’t let you go.” “I know that.” “I’m not talking about the ANBU or the law enforcers.” “I know that.” SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 4-12-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. Freak reviewsI love that photocopier. It has an uncanny ability to jam and eat up paper and splatter ink and mess up commands. An employee’s nightmare. I adore it. After all, who'd have thought that a hired repairer would look so fine? Zelink, AU oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-12-06 - Zelda & Link - Complete14. There Was reviewsThere was the way she laughed. There was the way the light danced in her eyes whenever she turned to smile at him. There was the way her cheeks flushed and the way she sauntered around her apartment like she owned the place—well, she did, and it showed.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-30-06 - Link - Complete15. Shades of Deception reviewsYour hands may be stronger from being tangible, however my words and promises are far more seductive and easy to fall for. Let us see, Hero of Time, which side of the coin is luckier. Oneshot. Zeldark, Zelink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-6-06 - Dark Link & Zelda - Complete16. Above the Tide reviewsHe remembered the words, the wise promise of a new hope, of a future, uttered in the last breaths of the man, even as his kingdom was crushed by torrents of water, a flood only gods could imagine. TetraxLinkLegend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-20-06 - Link & Tetra - Complete17. Happily Ever After reviewsI noticed the fire department number. Mrs. Forester shrugged with a weak smile. “Better prevent than heal,” she simply said. At that, I nodded, and tried to hide my rising sense of panic. AU, oneshot, Zelink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-16-06 - Zelda & Link - Complete18. Hyrule Times » reviewsThey’d both gone down their own paths, which had, for some reason, been parallel, if distanced. Both had moved to become heads of their corporations, and both had had rising competitors whom had been taken out—in similar fashions too. Zelink, AU.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,582 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-24-05 - Zelda & Link - Complete19. For the Best reviews“God, Link,” she turned to him, “why do I ALWAYS end up with bastards?” He raised an index, looking at her pointedly, and said, “You ended up right here, missy. I do accept the compliment, though.” Zelink oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 10-9-05 - Zelda & Link - Complete20. The Battleground reviewsThe law of the strongest. It is a beautiful, all powerful law.You will see them soon, Miss Malon. It is a good thing we are safe here. They are dangerous. And beautiful. Zelink AU oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-6-05 - Link & Zelda - Complete21. Hylian Kings » reviewsAU, Zelink. The eternal conflict between facing pain and running from it. In a world ruled by the Evil King, Link has to make the decision between running from himself in exile, or helping his childhood friend to reclaim her throne.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,740 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 8-14-05 - Link & Zelda - Complete22. Nighttime Activities » reviewsZelink. Very AU. Link has a job he needs to accomplish. Zelda Harkinian, rich heir and club dancer has been kidnapped. And three days may not be enough to save her.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,735 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 6-30-04 - Link & Zelda - Complete23. December reviewsMontreal, Canada. Link is fending off the cold. Now if only he could get a nice warm smile from his colleague Zelda to make his Christmas time worthwhile? Zelink. AU, obviously.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-05 - Link & Zelda - Complete24. Photoshoot reviewsHe hadn’t expected that it would be shown elsewhere than in a magazine ad. Now, it seemed as though his gigantic self, tanned and all, looked down at him as though to say, ‘Look at where I am now!’ Oneshot, LxZ.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-7-05 - Link & Zelda - Complete25. Evading Protocol reviewsZelink AU oneshot.Yes, the Commander—she—isn’t too keen on letting you get off this one easy. The whole of headquarters knows you’ve gone off mission procedures. You’re going to get hell for it.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-24-05 - Link & Zelda - Complete26. Everything She Wants reviewsZelink AU Oneshot. Zelda smiled. “Just jazzy. I’m not in love with my boyfriend. Can my life be any more pathetic?” “Well,” Link said without opening his eyes, “you could be in love with someone who doesn’t love you back.”Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 7-14-05 - Link & Zelda - Complete27. So Like Link reviewsAU oneshot. Zelink. It was so like Link to bring home a stray animal. In fact, if I hadn’t known any better, I’d have thought he’d been out looking for the thing. But of course, he’d swear otherwise.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 7-10-05 - Zelda & Link - Complete28. Shift reviewsHYxRP, DMxHS. After four months of disguising as a boy to protect her life, Relena reappears in the spotlight, glorious as ever. And Heero is there to witness the shift. With mixed feelings...Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-05 - Heero Y. & Relena P. - Complete29. Nothing New » reviewsAU, Zelink. Archeology. “Why, Zelda. Link Forester. I’m sure I mentioned him to you. He is our local study of the Harkinian history! He knows almost more about your family than you do! And he knows the estate like his pocket.”Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-24-05 - Published: 2-4-05 - Zelda & Link - Complete30. To Woo A Princess » reviewsNO LONGER UPDATED. “Uh, Heero, I don’t mean to sound rude, but why are you still here? Don’t you have work to do?” Heero shrugged, sitting back in his office chair. Relena put down her pen, watching him worriedly.“You’re not sick, are you?” HxR oneshots.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,175 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 1-18-05 - Published: 3-26-04 - Heero Y. & Relena P. - Complete31. Fatal Illness reviewsOne thing with having a functional brain ― a very rare thing these days, might I add, ―: you’re never completely sure of something because, well, you have two brains in one. Smart move, God. Give me two lobes. Right. Real smart. LxZLegend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-1-05 - Zelda & Link - Complete32. Caught Between reviewsNot really AU, oneshot, Zelink. Link was injured, and is taken in by a strange girl. These are not the people from any game. They're one of the many generations. Between OoT-MM and WW.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-8-04 - Link & Zelda - Complete33. Tribute reviewsThere was a stir in the air that day. Across the fields, over the mountains, into the depths of the rivers, something shifted, like a dormant force turning over and mumbling in its sleep.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-25-04 - Link - Complete34. Dangerous Demands reviewsLil humor fic. No character bashing. Preventers arrive on scene of total devastation. Culprit? Heero Yuy. Motive? You don't want to know. Humor, R&R!Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-11-04 - Heero Y. - Complete35. Morning Rebuke reviewsLink is late to work, and he has to report to his boss, Zelda Harkinian. AU, oneshot, LZ, some humor... I guess...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-1-04 - Link & Zelda - Complete36. Close Return reviewsOneshot. Link sneaks into Hyrule Castle one night, as a habit. Zelink romance. R&R if you dare.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 5-31-04 - Link & Zelda - Complete37. TSUBASA RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE » reviewsA TRC retelling. Almost like putting the manga into words. DISCONTINUED.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,696 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-4-04
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