Q: Type in "your name needs" in the Google search:
Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now.

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It’s “Random Quote Time” Everyone! :D

Random things said while playing Umbrella Chronicles:

-Carlos to Jill while she’s blowing shit up with a rocket launcher-
Carlos: You’re awesome, bear my children?

Wesker: -squeaky voice after getting jumped by Ivan- Aah, I’m getting raped, I’m getting raped, I’m getting raped!

Wesker: I need all these files. -pokes Rebecca and takes files- Muahahahaha~

Chris to Jill while in Russia
Chris: So how about after this we go catch a movie?
Jill: I can’t, my parents won’t let me stay out past nine…
Chris: Your parents are dead!
Jill: NOOOO!
Chris: I am secretly Wesker!
… -no one cares-

Wesker: -speaking to Jill about Chris- C'mon, you couldn't get him in a mini-skirt, what chance do you have in a parka?

Jill: Well, Chris that was-
Carlos: My name’s Carlos!
Jill: It’s Chris! -glare-

Carlos: Don’t worry I promise I won’t let anything happen to you.
Jill: Aah! -dies-
Carlos (though it was written as ‘Chris’ due to Dana‘s… specialness…): Except for that…

-After the brawl in morgue and grenade was thrown-

Dana: I got tired of waiting. And there’s no way he would’ve heard that.
Me: No, no way he would’ve heard that.
Jill: I think so too. :D
Dana & Me: o.O;;;

Rebecca: How can something so big be that fast?
Billy: Yeah, that’s what she said. ;D

Sergei: Come back here, you pussy! “Retry” my ass! The fight didn’t even start!

-In two-player mode in Wesker’s scenarios-
Wesker: -with two guns- I feel like a girl in a candy store~ X3

Randomness with my friends:

-after a bunch of laughing and teasing Dana about her constantly thinking Carlos is Chris-
Dana: … -whispers- Who’s Chris?
Me: XDDDD

Mandy: You have to apologize to the world now.
Dana: I’m sorry…
Mandy: THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU!

Pick-up Lines That I Found Hilarious/Cute

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

You're like a prize winning fish... I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!

You make Paris Hilton look like a Teletubbie.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Look, I’m either going to your place with you, or behind you... Your choice

Don't try to run away.. I'm on the track team.

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Be unique and different, say yes.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your
family.

You make me want to get a job!

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube: the more you play with me the harder I get.

(According to Dana this one is perfect for me: )
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!

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Muses
Ai- Muse of romance. Seems to have unlimited supply of roses. >.>; She is Suzuku's older sister.
Amai- Muse of all things cute basically. She is always really giggly and nice, which is why she hangs out with Suzuku all the time. Is Namida's younger sister.
Chibiusa- Muse of comedy and is Kurai's younger sister. Has a crush on Kaitou. Likes to be known as Great Master Chibi-Sama
Kaitou- Muse in charge of creating male characters. Has a stealing problem.
Kowaii Kurai- My main muse but is technically only suppose to be in charge of creating antagonists. Mostly only goes by Kurai and has a crush on Namida. Chibiusa is his younger sister.
Namida- Muse of tragedy. She's angsty most of the time and is Amai's older sister.
Suzuku- Muse in charge of creating female characters. Is freakishly nice. o.o; Hangs out with Amai most of the time. She is Ai's younger sister.

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25 Theme Challenge - COMPLETE!
#1 star gazing (Claire and Chris)
#2 love letters (ClairexLeon)
#3 moonlight walks (JillxChris)
#4 secret admirer (ChrisxWesker)
#5 private picnics (Dream Pairing)
#6 cloud nine (AlexiaxBirkin)
#7 trapped together (RebeccaxBilly)
#8 first kiss (ClairexOC, Chris)
#9 stolen kiss (StevexClaire)
#10 shared secret (ClairexWesker)
#11 candlelight (RebeccaxBilly)
#12 caramel (BradxOC)
#13 poetry (HunniganxAshley)
#14 bed of roses (LeonxLuis)
#15 dancing(AdaxLeon)
#16 holding hands (LisaxJill)
#17 cuddle (NemesisxWesker)
#18 walks on the beach (AshleyxLeon)
#19 daydreaming (JimxBirkin)
#20 massage (CindyxAlyssa)
#21 homemade gift (JessicaxGeorge)
#22 reunion (AlfredxAlexia)
#23 flirt (CarlosxJill)
#24 shared milkshake (JillxRebecca)
#25 popping the question (BirkinxAnnette)

Once Upon a Time (No One Lived Happily Ever After)

"I Love You Endlessly Not Knowing Why"

Chapter I: Love For One So Small
Chapter II: Waiting For What Can Only Come Undone
Chapter III: Where Is The One That Can Save Me?
Chapter IV: Don’t You Drink Their Poison Too
Chapter V: Tell Me It Won’t Always Be This Hard
Chapter VI: I Look For Love, I Find A Stone
Chapter VII: Hope On Fire
Chapter VIII: Heaven Keep Us Apart
Chapter IX: This Is The Fate You’ve Carved On Me
Chapter X: We Cannot Separate, You’re Part Of Me
Chapter XI: The Taste Of Dried Up Hopes In My Mouth

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That's all for now.
Bai~nii!