Yo! My name is Ravyn, aka Kichi, aka Motoki. Yes, these names are all names that I use and answer to, in case you were wondering. I've had an account on ff.net for...I've really no idea. A long time.
Anyways, I'm female, young enough to be in high school, and I have a major affiliation with anime, fantasy, and YAOI. In fact, mostly Yoai. I don't like Mary Sues much, though I will tolerate them. I hate character bashing--I believe that all characters have a purpose, no matter how tiny or big it may be, so respect should be awarded to them. So that means no bashing them. And if someone does bash them, then it has to be done correctly and still be within their character's personality.
IMPORTANTE! : To all of those readers out there who read my work and are waiting vigilantly for an update, I thank you for holding on for so long. Currently, I have been undergoing some issues in life that are difficult to just ignore (family, relationships, school, law), so most of my time has been devoted to that at the moment. I'm still working on those stories, so please be patient and you will get to read the next chapters (and hopefully the end of the works). Unless I die. And that would be bad, now wouldn't it? _
"PURPLE MONKEYS WILL ONE DAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD, ENSLAVING EVERYONE,EXCEPT FOR ME, KHATIE, LANE, AND EVERYONE ELSE!" (meaning that purple monkeys will take over the world, but not enslave anyone.)
"How can you guys always be so Hyper?" "Simple! First you run into a few walls, then you eat several dozen donuts, next eat a couple million bowls of sugar, and your all set!" "uhh..." "You don't want her to start explaining the steps of the brain..."
"These are the steps of the brain: First, a bubble, second, a marshmallow, third, a hat, fourth, a pillow, and Finlay, a brain!" giggles "I'm still stuck on the bubble, and I'm thirteen!"
"I've finally matured to a marshmallow!" "Can I eat you?" "... I wanna be a bubble again..."
"Have the penguins stolen your sanity yet? I willingly gave up mine..."
(they're playing checkers) "Queen me." "What?" "Well, it's not like I had a sex change or anything."
"Holy f-ing Bud ah!"
looks on the ground "Hey, look a dead bird." looks around at anything but the ground "Where?"
"Why did you have to drink so much! First it was half full, then you take a drink, then it's half empty!"
"I love smelling."
"Crossdress to impress!"
"I was born a bitch. What's your excuse?"
"I used to be schizophranic, but we're ok now."
me: "When life gives you lemons, give life an orange. When life gives you back the orange, give life a banana. When life gives you back the banana, give life some meatloaf. Then they don't know WHAT to do!"
"And after the weather, we'll find out how Superman got pregnant."
"Happy Bathing."
"I feel like me heart is... Oh, What do they call it? It's where the heart cracks in two and falls apart..." "Heart Break?" "Yeah! That's it! I feel like my heart is breaking!" "You sound so happy..."
"... Were you just talking to yourself a second ago?" "... No... Maybe not... Maybe... Okay, Yes, I was. You happy?" "Very."
"A feral boy, a lazy jounin, a dark and brooding boy and me- the only sane one in the house."
"I like to collect my grandmother's toe nails every night at 11:00."
"It was pink. It was cute. It was frilly. But most of all, it was pink."
"Wow. A rhyme. You must be sooo proud. Insert sarcastic claps here." (Note: After saying this, you are NOT supposed to clap your hands.)
"See the happy moron- he doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron- by God! Perhaps I am!"
"Rule #1: I'm always right. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1."
"There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."
"Tradegy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
"I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative."
"Happy Birthday. Now open the present I got for you so we can all get on with our damned lives."
"Are all women that crazy?" "Yes. Well, except for the shrinks."
"There are two words I hate: Don't and Stop. Unless, of course, you are using the two words together."
"I've never made a mistake in my life; at least never one that I couldn't explain afterwards."
"That's lovely. Now hand over the crack, and eat your food. The police will be here soon."
"She's in my third period Biology and seems to get a kick out of gluing worksheets to Ms. Rubin's desk."
"You've really got problems if the father of your children realizes you're pregnant before you do."
"They're like children. Foul mouthed hyperactive fifteen year old children that have the ability to kick major ass."
"Now, why do I like him? I think the answer to that is very simple. A: He's very attractive, B: I think his stupidity makes him adorable, and C: ... I'm Seventeen. I think that about sums it up."
"These people have about as much thinking process as a mule trying to hump a door knob." (My brother came up with this one. He said it one night while we were watching 'Robot Chicken'.)
"You'd manage to give someone AIDS by poking them with a stick."
"Well. I'll have to say that that was the oddest dream I've ever had... Okay, not as odd as the time I dreamt that I was king of Candy Land, but close enough."
"Got milk, need pie."
"You're just jealous because I'm not as funny as you are!"
"To get a button put in, it's going to cost... 697." "WHAT!? Why can't we just go and buy a small thing of buttons, and sew it on ourselves?" "... The button on the stove."
"You can't fire me! I'm a volunteer!" (I said that to a guy once because he threatened to fire me.)
"Pure Fluff. Goes well with snow."
"Two men walked into a bar. ...You'd think one of them would have seen it."
"I think my farts have more emotion than that guy."
"Awe, man! And I just took off my pants, too..." (No, not in the perverted way. I like to take off my pants in the privacy of my room so I can relax properly. I said this once when mystep-dad asked me to come help him unload groceries. And when I realized what I had said, I burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter!)
"Give me five minutes, a brownie, some porn, and I'll give you a fucking novel of my ideas."
"If I were here tomorrow, would things stay the same? If I were here tomorrow, would we still be this way? If I were here tomorrow, would life be okay? If I were here tomorrow, would things be the same as yesterday?" --chorus to a song that I plan on writing.
"Whenever one eats ice cream, no matter what you do to make sure that the ice cream does not teeter from its path, and you succeed, why is it that the spoon ALWAYS BECOMES STICKY!?"
"It takes of second to meet someone. It takes a minute to become their friend. It takes a day to love them. But it takes a lifetime to forget them."
"I gotta put that on my quote page!"
"You know, I don't think Jesus was brunet or blond like all those priest and pastors believe. I think he had black hair, like most people who live around the middle east. And a big crooked nose, like most Jews. And that he wasn't all beautiful and perfect like everyone thinks. Wait... Oh my God... Jesus looks like Snape!" (This was something I said to my brother after school one day as we were have a conversation on why he shouldn't challenge God. And then we veered off topic and started talking about what Jesus looked like, and this is the result.)
"The vending machine gave me a quarter back." "It gave you a football player?" (Can you actually believe that I had to spend three minutes explaining the pun to my friends? It's a stupid and corny joke! I can't believe how dense the people I hang out with are...)
"Are you trying to steal my cheese?" (This one is something you will have to get after I put up the comic on my DeviantArt. Which probably won't be for a while.)
"Most people say I'm crazy. And I must say that I'm inclined to agree with them."
"Don't do that. I thought you were the enemy!" "You must be confused. I am your enemy. Duh." "Oh, so what do you call what we're doing? Arch-enemy-fucking?" "No. I'd say it's a love-hate relationship. You hate loving me, and I love fucking you."
"Go to hell, you miserable son of an incest whore fucker!"
"Out of my way, you over-sized, sorry excuse for a whale's backside."
"That's my phone condom--I use it so when I have phone sex, I don't get hearing aids." (My boy-friend has a phone and he carries it around in a little slip. One day someone was messing around with it, and this is what he said.)
"What does she have that I don't?" "Aside from the kind personality and gentle smiles that could light up the room? Aside from cooking skills that wouldn't raze a multi-storied flat to the ground? Aside from beauty, boobs, and the ability to make babies?"
"The way to tell that your at a good Mexican food restaurant is to go into the restroom, and if it smells like pee, you know that the food is good." (And it's true--apparently, Mexico's sewer system is horrible and they can't flush down the toilet paper. So, in the good Mexican food restaurants, if the restroom smells like pee because the people don't flush their toilet paper, then that means the food is good! And then you take the comment out of context and take out the given knowledge, and you go, "...What?")
"I have a buddy, my buddy's a toad. He's kind of muddy, he's flat on the road. But he's my buddy, he's here to stay, until we peel him up and sail him away." (Peom from Dead Men tell No Tales, fanfiction writen by 8Manical.Laughter8)
"What happened to you?" "I cut my hand open while cleaning menus at work. Who knew that laminated paper was so sharp?"
"I went ninja in my boxers!"
"She better come back. She's my future ex-wife."
Copy and Paste stuff!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Ascribe and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, Kichi Hisaki.
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, Kichi Hisaki.
If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.
PLEASE READ WHAT’S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual; woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I and the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treated me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Song Area CLOSED until further notice!
Fanfics that I have in mind. If anybody wants to take some of these ideas and make them their own, do so. But the idea is mine, and disclaimers WILL say so.
Figured You Out: (Full Metal Alchemist) Ed has to go on a mission. Sure, no problem! Just one thing: He has to do it as Roy's girlfriend. As payback for all the shit that the colonel has put the alchemist through, Ed decides to get a little bit into the act. But once Roy starts having VERY vivid dreams and images with the lovable Edward Elric, how long can he last without going at him? Pairings: RoyEd. Rating: T, maybe M (blood, cussing, murder, romance, sex content, maybe even the lemony goodness itself... then again, I don't think I can do that. If I come out with the fic, just get me to email it to you.) Inspired by the song 'Figured You Out'.
No Title Right Now: (Naruto) AU When Sasuke transfers from Tokyo High to Konoha High, he doesn't exactly understand why he's there (well, he does, but since he doesn't really want to be there, he doesn't understand). Then, he meet's Uzumaki Naruto, a young Teenage boy that smiles way too often for someone with a heart condition... Pairings: SasuNaru, maybe KakaIru and maybe more. Rating: T (language, blood - major duh - romance, talk of death, maybe death, angsty) Inspired by the movie 'Simon Birch'.
School of Freaks: (Naruto) AU Naruto had been home schooled his entire life thanks to an incident when he was younger. Finally at the age of twelve, he enters his first school in six years--and is happy to say that he isn't the only one with people problems. Vampire Fic. Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, SakuLee, KibaHina and more later on. Rating: T (language, romance, talk of death, angsty, character OOCness) Inspired by 'Vampire High'.
The Chosen One: (Pokemon) AU Satoshi learns of a life and death secret--such a horrible secret, that Team Rocket, Team Magma, and Team Aqua would all kill for the chance to capture him. Pairings: ShiShi, none of yet. Rating: T (language, romance, death, action, adventure, angsty, possible rape) Inspired by NOT 'Pokemon 2000'. Sort of. The title was.
No Title Right Now: (Tales of the Abyss; House, M.D.) AU After Luke had defeated Van and supposedly 'died', he didn't return to Auldrant. Instead, he got thrown into the world called Earth, trapped in a strange place called 'America'. And, shortly after arriving and finding that Asch is also in this strange world, developed a strange illness... It's yet another mystery case for Doctor Gregory House and his team. Pairings: None. Unless someone wants a pairing. Rating: T (For violence, language, angst, blood--duh--all other things that one would need in a House, M.D. episode, and fantasy) Inspired by nothing.
Haunted: (Naruto) AU Naruto had been living a normal life in the ancient city of Konohagakure. He's heard the tales--he never believed them. But when an ancient demon develops an obsession with him, he begins to rethink everything he's ever heard, seen, or touched. Pairings: SasuNaru. That's all that I feel like. Rating: T to M (violence, murder, death--possible character death--mature content, language, romance, and just plain crazy shit) Inspired by 'Ushiro Wa Dare', a picture on DeviantArt by =Kaze-Hime.
No Title Right Now: (Bleach, maybe some others) AU Kurosaki Ichigo continues to live his life as a normal teenager--hormones, crazy parents, school, and the ability to see souls. But after a strange encounter with a similarly strange animal, he wakes up and his whole world begins to change--for the worse, or for the better? Pairings: GrimmIchi. Rating: T to M (violence, death, angst, blood, slight OOC, romance, abuse--never family--language) Inspired by... Well, I'm not really sure what inspired me. I guess it was just thinking too much about Grimmjaw and Ichigo and my mind came up with something weird...
Twins, Anyone?: (Ouran High School Host Club, Tales of the Abyss) AU Everyone had gotten a little used to having a set of twins in the school, causing mischief and turmoil wherever they go. Now, a new set of twins are transferring into the school. No problem, right? Wrong: Asch and Luke couldn't hate each other more than a leopard seal and an oil boat. Pairings: Yet to be decided. Rating: T (anything you could think of that is part of Ouran High genre) Inspired by nothing.
Wasn't Meant to Happen: (Bleach) AU After the team rescues Orihime from Aizen's grasp, Soul Society goes back to preparing for the winter war. But what will they do when their trump card, Kurosaki Ichigo, has his life flipped because of one little tweek of the mind? (To be understood in later chapters) Pairings: GrimmIchi, maybe more. Rating: M (violence, rape, language, Mpreg, mature content, romance, major angst) Inspired by Hear Our Prayer, a GrimmIchi Mpreg fic. And my own imagination. Crazy, huh?
No Title Right Now: (Death Note) Majorly AU Whoever picks up the death note will die within one month. It was a quiet rumor, one that not many knew, but those who did either thought it was merely superstition or a silly story to scare the students of Touou University. But, the spirit of one such death note has taken a liking to one Yagami Raito--and when the killings begin, the real victim is the one seen guilty in the eyes of Justice.
Pairings: LxRaito. Rating: M (...contents are yet undecided, but they will definitely be M rated) Inspired by The Ring and Batman: The Dark Knight.
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