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Name:Kelenariel Khelekkir (not my real name, but oh well)
Gender:Female
Appearance:See link at bottom of page or read my story (HINT HINT).
Age: 14
Strange Quirks: Scaring people at school (none now attend said school who are not scared of the strange beast that stalks the 8th Graders...except the strange beast's friends, of course), randomness (subject is known to sign "Merry Christmas" at the end of emails in the middle of August), exorbitant amount of aliases, none of which are subject's real name (eg. Kel, Carly, Darla, and Friggles. Subject answers to these names offline also); nerdy tendencies, like writing fanfiction, role playing online, and memorizing the ancestral lines of book characters, especially Aragorn Elessar from the Lord of the Rings; wearing a black, ankle-length trench coat all day, every day, no matter the weather; and disturbing obsession with grammar.
Fave music groups: SYSTEM OF A DOWN (Serj is a genius), EVANESCENCE (if you have not heard any songs by them then you are missing out on a lot. And they're not a goth band. They're dark epic rock), RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, The Strokes, DEAD KENNEDYS, Offspring, THE BEATLES, The Clash (I love the armadillo in the music video for Rock the Casbah), Linkin Park isn't really that good, but I like them anyway, Switchfoot, SUBLIME, Greenday, THE SHINS, NIRVANA, the Cure, LED ZEPPELIN, Lacuna Coil, SATYRICON, CRADLE OF FILTH, MARS VOLTA, Dimmu Borgir, NINE INCH NAILS (I love Trent Reznor), AT THE DRIVE IN, JIMMY EATWORLD, Radiohead, and a bunch of other bands I don't remember right now. Oh yeah, and the Moldy Peaches. They really suck, but they're so damn funny that you just gotta love 'em.

Quotes: These are really crazy things my friends and I have said. You probably won't get them unless you're Stephie, swordsrock, Desiree Ritchie, kichikitsune, or the Girlyman.
"Sir, why did you drop a deceased rat in the tavern?" (roflmao)
"Lucy isn't coming anymore-LUCY IS HERE!"
"I am Lucy."
"Voles"
"Look, there's an ugly THING behind the piano! Let's go slap it to death!"
"That's MY chocolate!"
"Armadillo"
"The gods are biased pigs."
"Look at the orange. Oooh, pretty orange. Orange...pokes orange"
"Maurice Dreary"
"FISH"
"gah pooopoo"
"One day that frisbee's gonna bounce off your head and score a goal."
"Turn to page 394." (That's actually a quote from Snape, but my friends and I adopted it).
"You all must know that my editrix, Kichikitsune, does indeed bite. As it happens, I have lost her leash and muzzle. O_o...So I beg of you…Please, PLEASE do NOT touch her cheese monkeys…or you will be sorry. Yes, very sorry. Very, VERY sorry. Ever wonder how I got my scar?"
"I heart you."
"PCP funnel cake"
"And this scar right here points to white scar on wrist is from a very strange creature that resides in the Los Angeles area...there is only one of its kind left...and it is known only as...LUCY! suddenly subs uncontrollably I WAS THE VICTIM OF A LUCY ATTACK!"
"And the Lord said to Moses: Thou shalt sally forth all the plastic spoons thy tiny nub hands can hold, and give them unto Friggles, so that she may throw them at people!"
"I got FOOD for my birthday! Hahaha!"
"Why isn't it October 6th yet?"
"It's not good enough! There are only 85 violins! There must be 95, at least! AND TEN CELLOS!" Science class...good times.
"... But if it's aluminum foil, then I'm screwed."
"SMURFS!"
"She still thinks it's an act!" - "...Isn't it?" - "Well, yeah, but she doesn't know that!" Poor me... my science teacher doesn't believe that I'm insane...
"Bush Bashing: the new national pasttime!"
"We need to wack Nathaniel over the head with our (really fricking heavy) science text book-REPEATEDLY!"

Types of fanfics I like: HP comedy, especially when it involves Severus Snape, and basically anything else in any section I know except the types of fics mentioned in the next section.

Types of fanfics I don't like: Snape/Harry slash (honestly, who thought of THAT? That's just gross!), DM/HP slash, slashes and lemons between teachers and student(throws up last meal), Snape out of character (it's disturbing, really) except in comedy fics, fanfics with too many typos and grammatical errors (I'm a grammar freak), and, most especially, SAPPY FICS! I HATE sappy fics! Fluff is cool, but SAP? ACK!

Pairs I Approve Of:
Harry Potter Pairs
AD/MM (Yes, I am aware that AD is 80 years older than MM, and normally I don't like huge age differences, but they make such a good couple!)
RW/HG
HP/GW
JP/LE
NL/LL
HP/LL
AM/PP
Tamora Pierce Pairs
Numair/Daine
Alanna/George
Kel/Dom
Aly/Nawat
All canon pairs
Lord of the Rings Pairs
Faramir/Eowyn
Aragorn/Arwen
All canon pairs
Bartimaeus Trilogy
Bartimaeus/Queezle
Nathaniel/Kitty

I just wanted to run this pair by you: Argus Filch and Mrs. Norris. If you want to know more, read "She Filched My Heart." HILARIOUS!

FREETHINKERS: the Anti-Bush

I HEART FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!

I finally have a picture of Kel from Runespoor Eggs! Here's the URL: http:img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/HALIBUTInyourBUTT/nv27003.jpg

Also, I have a Xanga. URL: www.xanga.com/igotwackedbyapenguin .

Lastly, my FictionPress address: www.fictionpress.com/~kelenarielkhelekkir . Current story on there is Magis. Go read and review!