|Savvy Rum Drinker|
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and From Hell.
Okay, so I'm totally in looove with Johnny Depp. I mean, I'm crazy about him! I can't get enough of him! And I hate Vanessa. Hates her! She stole my Johnny! Hes mine! My own! My precious!
Yup, I'm sad.
Sorry to dissapoint you if you are looking for stories not containing angst (and sometimes a little slash. . .maybe. Only for the guys from Sparrington. I'll have you all know that's it not really my cup of tea!), 'cause you won't find any here. My stories are mainly Pirates of the Caribbean and I was thinking of doing a From Hell one, eventually. I'm usually slow to update,( I mean come on guys, who dosn't have trouble updating daily?), but I try to make up for it with long chappies. Sounds fair?
I'd best say a little about me. . so you don't think I'm a weirdo, as my current over-obsession with Johnny and my pure hatered for Vanessa may announce "F.R.E.A.K!"
Yeah, well, my name is Mannie, (and no, I'm not the Indian from The Brotherhood of the Wolf, least not since I last checked!) and I'm at that wonderfull age of eighteen, where alcoholic beverages, legalsmoking and driving cars faster than eighty kilometers per hour, comes into play. Sounds great, don't it? Well it is and it isn't. I mean, I've gotta start paying tax now! How rude!
I live in a tiny. . .villageI suppose in the drought stricken state of north eastern New South Wales, in Australia (most of you would probably know it as 'Down Under'). I own show horses (Shetlands, Thoroughbreds and an Arabian)They are evil. . .and love to go through fences(don't ask)
I also like to drink Coke. And lots of it. Coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, yummy yum yum!
Ahem. Well, I suppose I might give yo a list of things I hate, and things (Johnny) I likeses!
Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, my dog Isis, my horses (some of them), my boyfriend (der, who wouldn't like their boyfriends?), Coke, chocolate, PotC, anything to do with pirates in general, ships (even our boat named the Banana Boat, as you can guess it's yellow!), the ocean, sand, books, 24 (the tv series), movies containing Johnny, Spongebob Squarepants, the Matrix, my cats, cusions, the X Files, E Bay, puddles, maps, highlighters, compasses, skulls, swords (like the one hanging on my wall), feathers, shells, my computer. . .The list is endless!
Vanessa, fighting friends/sisters, stealing friends (like the type that try to steal your boyfriends), evil horses, people who drive slowly, people who drive slowly with their hats on (commonly known here in Australia as 'hat drivers'. They are very irratable and cause severe cases of road rage.), Orlando Bloom (sorry fans, I just don't like him!Hides as OB's fans start throwing rotten fruit), little birds, mice, snakes, spiders, Nicholas Cage, Daniel Jackson (from Stargate. . .he's such a looser.), seafood, duck poop, people who (when writing PotC fanfiction stories) make Jack Sparrow sound like Mr Crabs (from Spongebob Squarepants.) you know, by saying "Me boy." and such, Plankton haters and again, I could go on for ever, but you're probably asleep.
Hang on. Why are you reading this and not my story! Eh? Explain yourself! Now you're gonna have to review. Go on, hurry up now. Don't just be sitting there like a jolly knob.
Oh, by the way, I have a bad habit of making fatal spelling errors (?Fatal?) so please, if you see one. . .don't tell me. Ta. Or your chooks will turn into emus and kick your dunny door down. Savvy?
Oh, oh! That's another thing I hate, people who can't spell 'savvy' and don't understand what it means. Savvy: Well informed and perceptive, practical understanding or shrewdness: a banker known for financial savvy.
And 'commandeered'. Comandeered: To force into military service. To seize for military use; confiscate. To take arbitrarily or by force.
Still savvy? Good.
PS: Richard Dean Anderson is so NOT hot! Yuck! (Starts gagging). I mean, come on guys, the mullet was SO yesterday! Plus the greys. . .Yeah, I know we all turn old eventually, but for appearences sake DYE IT MAN!
Also, I would like to say what an impact the death of fellow Austrailan,Van Nguyen has had on the whole of this country. For those of you who don't now who he was. . .Well, he was a drug trafficker from Melbourne. You're probable sitting there going 'So, who cares? One less druggie.', but let me tell you just what happened.
Well, Nguyen was caught trafficking drugs between Australia and Singapore. The authorities in Singapore caught him and he was tried and convicted of the crime. He was sentanced to death, dispite the pleas and appeals from Nguyen's lawyer, his family and even the bloody Australian Government!
Van Nguyen, 25, was hanged in Changi Prison, Singapore, at dawn on the 2nd of December 2005.
I think I speak on behalf of Australia, when I say that this execution was a futile and barbaric act and may a young man rest in peace. Here in Australia, we have no death penalty, and I believe that Van Nguyen should have been turned over to the Australian authorities and sentanced to life inprisonment, not murdered.
His mother wasn't even allowed to hug him one last time.
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