Trapped Rabbit

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since	: 04-02-04, id: 564924

Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Trapped Rabbit
Age: Um, I'm like, immortal and shit, so age doesn't really bother me.

Friends: My 'reality' friends include the esteemed R n B, Kat, and Ev.
My 'non reality' friends mainly consist of Blorb, who's from galactic planet
Nine, And Foo Shoo, a snobby/ghetto non-gender non-human who likes to
swear obscenely at passing traffic and/or Jehovah Witnesses.
... No, I am not referring to my little brother.

Things I Like: The Arctic Monkeys, Green Eggs And Ham (Not
the book, you ignorant claude), People who use inventive swear
words, The phrase "Roger Me", Climbing, Yelling, Laughing
insanely, Winding up teachers with questions about 'the birds,
but not the bees', Swearing some more and reading

Things I Hate With The Passion Of A Million Blazing Suns:
Being black listed (I mean, honestly), Homework, The phenominal
amount of homework that has amassed our year and devoured our
intellect in one foul, seething swoop, The lack of clean public toilets,
Small children also known as my little brother (Deranged Bunny).
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BEWARE OF surfie-aussie-chick,
SHE USED TO BE MY FRIEND BUT SHE'S REALLY MEAN AND SHE TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF.

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1. Lilies: More Pricey Than Priceless reviews
Lily is back at school, James is her Danny Zuko to HER Sandy D, and life is swimmingly awesome. Except: Narinda Roman is trying to steal James, her obese exbestfriend is pregant to her exboyfriend and Peter is an alcholic. Ye Gods!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07

2. Shag Juices reviews
A story about milkmen throwing potractors and shag juices.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06

3. Liles: Priceless » reviews
Lily's back. And this time, it's slightly less personal. With James now her boyfriend, he must face the terror that is: LILY'S MAN'S MAN FATHER... As well as an obese, exbest friend A pregnancy scare a cockeyed exboyfriend whom her father loves and accusa
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 7-28-06

4. Sing A Longs With Trapped Rabbit » reviews
A bunch of random songs I wrote about Harry Potter at 2AM. Includes poetic gems suchs as, Cho, Cho, You're right, it is your fault Cedric died!, Dumbledore, and now you're dead, and now your dead, you melon head. Rated for langauge.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 5-21-06

5. Lilles: 50 Dollars A Piece » reviews
Lily's sixth year at Hogwarts: Proclomations of hate a'flurry, Boys confessing the flame of their loins a'burning left, right, and up the wazoo! Rabid Pandaness Galore! Can you withstand the powerful magnet that is Lilies: 50 Dollars A Piece?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 11-15-05

6. And Then I Remember » reviews
Lily Evans has just been proposed to by long time boyfriend, James Potter. Of course, she accepts, but what now? With a killer monsterinlaw like Judy Potter, and a wedding planner like Maria Sanchez, will it even HAPPEN?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-9-05 - Published: 12-8-05

7. So This! reviews
Justin FinchFletchy and Hannah Abbot are a couple made in heaven. Horny teenage heaven, anyways. [Review! It's the first of it's kind!]
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-8-05 - Published: 12-8-05

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