wHey everybody! What do you want to know about me? Well, I'm crazy. I absolutely love HP/GW , HG/SS, and HG/RW. I don't do slash. So please have a look around. Enjoy my really stupid fics that I don't update regularly. And most importantly of all--attempt to retain your sanity. See my xanga site where you can berate me for not updating! Cheers, Blatant Discontent P.S. When Dudley Met Harry has developed a plot. I'm still trying to write it between an overload of college classes, working in two labs, and learning how to clip my toenails with my teeth.

9/26/06: Haven't yet learned to clip my toenails with my teeth. I don't think it'll ever happen. I can bite them, but that's just gross. Biting nails is a nasty habit. I am contemplating dusting off WDMH and getting on with the darned thing. I know exactly what's going to happen throughout the story (believe me, you'll be thrown for a loop), so it's just down to writing everything out.

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1. The Consequences of Shaving Crooks reviews

Severus is caught shaving Crookshanks one night, and must atone for his sin. As Hermione is a complete whiz, she finds a great way to make him pay... Bwahahaha! This is in response to WIKTT 100-word "You've got to be kidding" challenge.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-8-04 - Published: 8-8-04

2. When Dudley Met Harry » reviews

Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... get your mind out of the gutter! It's just a book! Namely, the book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret. Pre OOTP, HBP.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 7-2-04 - Published: 4-3-04

3. He's Gone reviews

He's gone. Read Ginny's tribute to Sirius, how she remembers him, and about her fight in the Ministry. One-shot.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 5-15-04

4. Just ask nicely reviews

Live only gives you one chance at happiness.... or does it? Read Harry's reaction to Ginny's wedding--when he's just in the audience.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 5-15-04