Well I finally updated this sucker, what has it been, five years now? I've been MIA for a long time, but fear not! Naruto has dragged me back into the fanfiction world, kicking and screaming (Believe it). So this is my new and improved profile, enjoy. -waves hands all Jedi like- You WILL ignore the numerous spelling errors!

If you ever see a gramatical error in one of my stories and it annoys the hell out of you, please, please, PLEASE TELL ME! I can't fix it if I don't know about it! If you tell me specifically what the error is I can and will fix it! Thanks.

Me: Kitsune Kit. aka. KK. aka. Kaguya. aka Kistune Kit Kaguya. Leaf Shinobi

Age: Somewhere between 6 and 6000

Gender: Female

Weight: Perfect for my height

Height: Perfect for my weight.

Occupation(s): Nautard, Seatbelt Nazi, Femanazi, AP Student, Psycho (wait arn't they the same thing?, Loyal Friend Who Will Kick the Arses of Those Who Mess With Her People.

Fav. Soda: A tie between Ramnue and Diet Coke with Lime

Fav. Food: A three-way tie between Sushi, Pocky, and Ramen

Fav Nailpolish: Candy-Corn Orange aka. Believe it Orange

Fav. CD. Naruto Best Hits Collection2

MAH CREW!

Zodiac Sally Mist Shinobi

Lady Noodles Missing Nin

The Sturminator, also known as Abby the Awsomenesses Suna Shinobi

Evil Bunny of Death Leaf Shinobi

Demon Enchantress Cloud Shinobi

Muses:

Haku

Chibbi Gaara

In other news Vincent Valentine pwons!

Fav quotes:

Violence is educational! Haven't you guys heard of wars?-Psychos Anonoymous

There is no one who does not have scars on his heart, if there were such a person he would be a shallow soul- Yu Yu Hakusho, Hiei

Oh, I haven't flet the warmth of the sun for so long, it's light, it's ultraviolet rays, its high-frequency ionizing radiation- Excel Saga, Excel

No one can make you feel inferior without your permission-Eleanor Roosevelt

I shot an elephant in my pajamas yesterday. What he was doing in my pajamas I don't know.-Grovcho Marx

He has insomnia, so he's sleeping it off.-Chico Marx

Every day I go to schole with every intention of one day ruling the world- Me

Roses are red, and pink and white and many other colors, especially balck and I love black, but anyways, Tulips are many colors, such as red, gold, black, and probably every other color you can think of except blue, I don't think they're blue... But anyway, to get to the point of this whole poem, Candy is sweet slurp And so is Yoko Kurama! drool (Ha! You thought I was going to say you, didn't you? Well ha! I didn't=P)- Demon Enchantress

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup - Me

Give me the candy and no one gets hurt- Me

I'm a virgin physicaly just not mentally- Me and Demon Enchantress.

Ok this is how you fold up your milk cartins does demenstration but make sure theres no milk inside otherwise it squrits you in the eye...and it burns-Camp Wesly Woods 'milk cartion folding deminstration' by a new counsiler

OW IT BURNS IT BURNS!- Me after not listening to above comment

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts!-Demon Enchantress

Does that mean were suposted to eat desserts when were stressed?- Me

Friends don't let friends burn christmas trees- Me

Just because you need a reason to do something dosn't mean I need a reason to do anything- Me

Caution, the light at the end of the tunnel may be an approching dragon- the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen.

Coffee+Writers=Awsome stories- The peeps in my summer writing class. YOU ROCK KELLY!

Ok this is gonna rate really high on a scale of one to stupid- Me

BELIEVE IT- Naruto (yes, most annoying catch frase of all time)

Also, I can kill you with my brain- River from Firefly.

I took over the world it's just that nobody noticed- Me

If life was a resturant, it wouldn't clear sanitation- Claire LaBarbara

I'm not good at being brilliant-The Sturminatior

It's going to grant your wish in twenty minutes-The Sturminatior

Every once-and-a-while you get shazamed, and it's great- Lady Noodles

You're horrible-Zodiac Salad to me

Yes I'm a horrible person and I deserve to be stabbed to death- Me

I have time on thursday-Zodiac Salad

No, no the slut tree stays home today-Lady Noodles (long, but hilarious, story)

If anyone asks I'm pondering the meaning of life (assumes a sleeping pose)- Me

Are you?-Zodiac Salad

No, I'm really just sleeping, but it sounds so much cooler that way- Me

I already know what the meaning of life is, 42.-Lady Noodles

He died in a farm accident/wolf mauling-The first line of my final Creative Writing Project for the Art Institute of Chicago

Why am I here? She's freaking out just fine without me- Me

(After a dare to ride the most vile carnival ride in the world) Damn, everything's all spinny and shit- Me

Huzzah's of the highest level- Me

I'm not hidding the body, yo- Me to a friend who wants to kill a certain pervert friend of our (run Nacho, run)

It's like the unappealing yoai you find in the dark corners of the internet. - Me

Fav shows:

Final Fantasy Advent Children (it counts ok!)

Naruto

Yu Yu Hakusho

Inu Yasha

Fav Manga:

Naruto

Excel Saga

Inu Yasha

Dragon Knights

Rayearth

Loveless

Fav Male Characters on Naruto

1. Gaara (Gaara cannot be evil, he is related to Kankuro who looks like a big teddy bear, teddy bears are good and squishy and huggable, Gaara is related to Kankuro, therefor Gaara cannot be evil)

2. Itachi

3. Kakashi

4. Naruto

5. Jiraiya (because he is made of awsome)

6. Sasuke (love-hate relationship here, sometimes I'm all: "awww poor kid with no parents come here and let me give you a hug!" Other times I'm all: "Get the fuck away you tratirous emo bastard!")

7. Kankuro (the dude seriously needs more luff)

8. Shikamaru

9. Haku

10. Zabuza

Fav Female Naruto Characters

1. Tsudane the awsomeness

2. Sakura

3. Hinata

4. Temari

5. Shizune (I'd probably end up like her if I was in the Naur-verse -.-u)

Author's Note: I like the Naru-verses men better than the women because I am female. I like men. I like hot Naru-verse men. I'm not against the girls it's just they don't stand out to me as much as the men do. Not too say that I am against my sex in any way. I am called a femanazi for a reason. It's just I'm so bussy drolling over the hottness of the men that the women have to work extra hard to capure my attention. I guess you could say for the men I posted all the drool-worthy ones, but for the women I posted only the creme of the crop, the ones with real skilZ, thats right skiz with a capital Z.

¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, nevermore199,shadow_goddess99. Kakashis-First-Kiss Kitsune Kit

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If more than 5 percent people have flamed you and/or harrassed you because they personally did not like one of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

Authors note: I'm looking for well written, serious Gaara or Itachi fics. If you find one you think is good please send me a message with the title and author's pen name (link's don't work on messages, so I've been told). Thank you very much!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I got this from kirikou_yuki at LiveJournal.com

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

There is so much injustice in the world, but it is better to light one single light than to stand alone and curse the darkness.

Amen, kirikou yuki, amen.

I found this on the profile of ExplodingChickenOfDoom(can be found HERE) http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1312651/ExplodingChickenOfDoom

I think it's a great testment to how mean and prejudiced people can be. I know that I've had some of these stereo types. Anyways I loved it so I HAD to add it to my already enormous profile!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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