My name is General Grievous.

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Favorite Manga:

Naruto
One Piece
Rurouni Kenshin
Ranma 1/2
Battle Royal

Mahou Sensei Negima
Bleach
Love Hina
Fullmetal Alchemist
The Monkey King
Hellsing
Gacha Gacha

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Favorite Anime:

Naruto
One Piece
Rurouni Kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
Ranma 1/2
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan
Shakugan no Shana
Zero no Tsukaima

Devil May Cry

Afro Samurai

Haibane Renmei

Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Porco Rosso, Naussica and the Valley of the Wind...

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Favorite Games:

Devil May Cry 1 and 3
World of Warcraft
Metal Gear Solid 3
Resident Evil
Guitar Hero
Kingdom Hearts I and II
Final Fantasy Series

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Favorite Books:

George R. R. Martin (all)
Harry Potter
Memoirs of a Geisha
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman
I am Legend

Neverwhere

American Gods and Anansi Boys

The Alchemist

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Quotes:

"People's own lives and hearts become one with his being. That is the essence of the vampire. That's something wonderful, something truly magnificent. But it is something that I would not enjoy. I'm not joking. It's true. What's mine is mine, my soul and my blood.

I AM ME!

I AM ME, I AM ME!

Don't you think it's something to envy? It's dazzling, beautiful. It's dear, and therefore I absolutely HATE it. And thus you are a very worthy enemy. My enemy. I have finally found my true enemy.

My war."--The Major.

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Fic ideas...probably won't appear for a long time, but I feel should be out of my head. I plan to stick with just The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto until I either finish or everyone gets bored of it, save for the occasional one-shot, that is.

1. Uzumaki Naruto awakes in a hospital, in a place he has never seen before in his life. His last memories are of his death, after a legendary battle with Orochimaru and the Sound. In walks a doctor, who explains to Naruto that he was in a terrible car accident, several months before, and was in a coma. Naruto discovers that he is no longer in the Fire Country, but modern day Japan. He also discovers that he has a family- a mother, a father (who happens to be the Fourth) and a little sister. But he also finds that remnants from his past life are still prevalent in him, namely, the Kyuubi. Now Naruto must face this strange new world, where his friends are different, and he himself is different. What will happen to a battle-hardened ninja in a world that has no need for them?

2. Negi Springfield has some very strange friends. In addition to a classroom full of the strangest girls you could ever imagine, back home in Wales he has a pair of friends who add more than enough to the excitement of his life. At age six, he meets a young, brutally bitter girl who will quickly become his best friend (and who will become quite attracted to him) and at age eight, he meets a being who would become his other best friend for life, after he and his first friend defeat him in a game of limbo. Negi goes to Japan very similar, but still quite a bit different from his canon self, when his two best friends in the world are the demonic little girl, Mandy, and the immortal incarnation of death itself, whom he only calls Grim. And with the plethora of wonderful characters that these two bring to Negi's life, will the girls of Class 3-A be able to match up? (Negima/Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

3. After the betrayal of Prince Zuko and General Iroh, the Fire Lord wants to make sure that they are captured, along with the Avatar whom they originally sought. Though he believes Azula, his cold, genius of a daughter, is fit to take on the job, he wants to make it a sure win. So, he hires a group of ninja from deep within his own country, from the shadowy forests of the Fire Country, in the Hidden Village of the Leaf. Team Kakashi, consisting of Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Sai, and led by Hatake Kakashi, have now been charged with the duty of accompanying Azula on her mission to capture Zuko and the Avatar. At first, Azula sees her allies as nothing more than mere tools, much like everyone else she has ever known. But the inevitability of becoming friend's with Uzumaki Naruto slowly dawns on her and her allies. And as she learns to know what power truly is, and what it means to fight, she begins to see things about her own life that she never had before. But as she changes, so does the world. It seems that Naruto is not the only one targeted by the rogue ninja group called the Akatsuki, and that they have branched out to different continents in their search for the bijuu. They, along with Azula and her group, are pursuing Aang, who might be not so different from Naruto himself. How will the benders and the shinobi face a threat great enough to bring chaos to all the nations of the world? And who will they grow and learn and change in the process? (Avatar: The Last Airbender/Naruto)