Phreno's FictionPress Account.
I have taken up a new vow that I swear I will keep to. Starting... with my next update.
I will never post a story without spellchecking and a looking over by my beta.
I will never hold my stories hostage for reviews.
I will never abandon a story.
I will never post anything I honestly think is no good.
I will treasure every review I get, and treat both praise and honest criticism with the consideration they deserve.
Putting anouncements and story updates on the profile page seems to be the new "thing" these days, and as I always like to be hip like all the other young 'uns, I decided to do it as well! So, uh, this is how it goes, right?
DIABLO
Diablo II: Bloody Hellfire
Fanbase: Games - Diablo
Last Update: 05 / 12 / 07
Chapters: 18
Status: In Progress
Summary: An adaptation of the game, Diablo II: Lord of Destruction. Raven is a druid with a dark past (How many times have you heard that before?). Accompanied by two wolves and a number of ravens, he has become a tool of Fate, destined to rinse the world of evil. The problem is he doesn't want to be a hero who the saves the world; he just wants to be left alone with his own life issues (Of which he has plenty). But Fate is a very stubborn woman, and She is determined to make this mysterious man into a hero...
Latest Chapter Summary: My own long-awaited fancing match between Aries and Nancy, all as an interrogation technique. The new wolf gains a name thanks to Isolde. And we explore further the bond between Rogue and Druid, with starlit tears and familiar Westmarch fables.
Red Sun
Fanbase: Games - Diablo
Completed: 27 / 08 / 07
Chapters: 1
Status: Complete
Summary: (ONESHOT) A short, short story spurned from boredom and a lack of updates. A Necromancer and a Paladin on the last part of the second quest of the second act (The Claw Viper Temple), with dangerous results. It's not long, go read it if you want to know what the Hell I'm talking about.
SUMMON NIGHT
Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2
Fanbase: Games - Summon Night
Last Update: 03 / 06 / 07
Chapters: 1
Status: In Progress
Summary: A Summon Night crossover with... well... Summon Night. It's the Swordcraft Story games for the GameBoy Advance! Edgar, a dashing (Sort of) blond Craftknight-In-Training, lives in Cliffside Village with the eccentric Craftkight Blaine and his two kids, Orin and Tatiana. One day our hero finds a weird genderless green half-beast called Aether, and from there a chain of events leading to the IMMENINT DHOOM of Cliffside. Heard it all before? Well, to make matters a little more confusing, two Craftlords from Wystern (Pratty and Ureksa), two Silver Guild Craftknights (Sanary and Razzy) and the future heir and dashing Craftknight of the Gold Guild (Varil (+Nigelle, duh)) are headed over to Cliffside to make sure things are going well with the resident Craftknights. Keeping in mind Pratty's "special" manner of dealing with problems, things are bound to get so much worse.
The Craftlord of Iron
Fanbase: Games - Summon Night
Completed: 12 / 11 / 06
Chapters: 1
Status: Complete
Summary: (ONESHOT) Set five years after the events of Summon Night: Swordcraft Story, Pratty is Craftlord alongside Rondeau, Sakuro, Kouren, Ureksa, Tyram and Rumari. The young Craftlord of Iron struggles to fully realise her position, though her youth and scatter-brained nature make things difficult.
A Clumsy Kiss
Fanbase: Games - Summon Night
Completed: 20 / 02 / 07
Chapters: 1
Status: Complete
Summary: (ONESHOT) Varil is not a character who gets nervous, but asking out a girl like Sanary is understandably nerve-wracking. It seems rather like he's going after the wrong girl, however... (PRATTYxVARIL)
PSYCHONAUTS
PSYCHONAUTS: Project A.S.P.
Fanbase: Games - Psychonauts
Last Update: Unloaded
Chapters: 0
Status: In Creation
Summary: Completely original cast. It has been in planning and development for years, but at last the government has set it into motion. Project ASSAULT SQUAD PSYCHONAUTS. The five most elite Psychonauts have been chosen to partake in the experiment, and are sent out on mission after mission, being studied all the time. However, with their own quirks of nature and unique personalities make things interesting as the team fights with each other as much as the bad guys.
Phrenology
The study of the shape and protuberances of the skull, based on the now discredited belief that they reveal character and mental capacity.
Cat
A small carnivorous mammal (Felis catus or F. domesticus) domesticated since early times as a catcher of rats and mice and as a pet and existing in several distinctive breeds and varieties.
Looking at everyone else’s profiles to get a better grasp on what should correctly be placed in here, I realize why people never read them.
They are intensely boring.
But I will write one up anyway. Who knows, perhaps it will amuse all of you? Or at least, a percentage of the FF.Net community.
I like thumb twiddling. It is my favourite sport. I can go both ways, thumbs forward and thumbs back. It is exciting, to see how long you can go without touching one thumb against the other.
My favourite mythical beast is the Wolpertinger. What the hell is that, you ask? A very little-known creature, that is supposed to live in alpine forests in Bavaria (a place in Germany, for the geographically moronic) that, apparently, can only be seen when you are intensely drunk, because you’re stumbling and shambling confuses them. This is not a lie; it is part of their mythology. Seriously.
I wear glasses. They are purple-framed. My eyes, which are usually behind the glasses (As opposed to being in front of them, which would be painful), are blue. Blue-grey if you want to get technical.
I am an Australian female. Not of the original Australian community, but the lighter-skinned type. My family were farmers, not convicts, but I still like to pretend. I have a very nasally voice, like most Australians (In comparison to every other nationality) and half the phrases you hear on television that are supposed to be Australian... I probably do actually use. Strueth! Bloody Oath! Arse!
I like to swear. A lot. I especially like swearing at people. But please, do not give me a valid excuse to do it. My hope for decent humanity is at a terrible point in its slow death as it is. I would not like to have you add to it, nor have myself contribute, when I sneak into your bedroom at night and rob you of your kidneys. They are a vital organ and you need them to survive.
I know a lot on the excretory system. Wanna hear?
I am a teenager. That does not mean I am angsty. In fact, I am the Angst Bogeyman. When you turn off the lights, tuck your Angst in real tight, or I will crawl out from under their beds and bludgeon them to death with my collection of kidneys.
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