You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration, hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

Some people are Optimists. Some people are Pessimists. I am a Murphyist.

Name:Jason

Age:29

Location:The vast labyrinth of my imagination

Occupation:Librarian

Favorite Anime:Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, S-cry-ed, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gundam Wing/G Gundam, Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood, Rosario Vampire, Samurai 7

Favorite Games:Persona 3:FES, Persona 4, InFamous 2, Assassins Creed(II, BH, RV, III), God of War III, Bleach:Soul Resurreccion, Dynasty Warriors:Gundam 3, Mass Effect 2, Mass Effect 3, Final Fantasy VII, Legacy of Kain:Defiance, .hack//G.U. Trilogy, Mortal Kombat(2011), Prototype 2, Transformers:Fall of Cybertron, Dishonored

Favorite Books:Harry Potter, Dark-Hunter, Chronicles of Nick, The League, Twilight, Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices, Inheritence Cycle, Annals of the Chosen, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Deltora Quest, Animorphs, Hunger Games

Favorite Quotes:

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"

"Sic Semper Tyrannis"

"Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses"

"The man who believes he has no flaws has another"

"Those who cannot hear the music think the dancers are mad"

"If it can go wrong, it will"

"Common sense is not as common as we think it is"(This one's mine)

"What fools these mortals be"(I use this one quite a lot)

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"

Best Movie Lines/Exchanges:

Captain America:
Hydra Guard:Cut off one head, two more grow(gets shot)
General Phillips:Well, let's go find two more.

Clue:
Col. Mustard:Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth:You don't need any help from me.
Col. Mustard:Right

Clue:
Prof. Plum:Forget the key unlock the door.
Mr. Green:I can't unlock the door without the key! Let us in! Let us in!
Col. Mustard & Ms. Scarlett:Let us out! Let us out!

LOTR:Fellowship of the Ring:
Gandalf:I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The dark fire shall not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. You...Shall...Not...Pass!

LOTR:Two Towers:
Theoden:Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red dawn!

LOTR:Return of the King:
Theoden:Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world's ending!

LOTR:Return of the King:
Gimli:That still only counts as one!

Order of the Phoenix:
Umbridge:Potter! Tell them I mean no harm!
Harry:I'm sorry Professor. But I must not tell lies.

Final Destination:
Bludworth:I'll see you soon.

Matrix:
The Oracle:What's really going to bake your noodle later is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

Matrix Revolutions:
Smith:Wait... I've seen this... This is it, this is the end! Yes, you were lying right there just like that and I... I... I stand here, right here and I'm... supposed to say something...I say... Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo.

Sherlock Holmes:Game of Shadows:
Simza:What do you see?
Holmes:Everything. That is my curse.

Robin Hood:Men in Tights:
Sheriff of Rottingham:King illegal forest, to pig wild, kill in it at is!
Everyone:What?
Sheriff of Rottingham:I mean, don't you know it is illegal to kill a wild pig in the King's forest!

Pirates of the Carribbean:At World's End
Cutler Beckett:You're mad.
Captain Jack Sparrow:Thank Heaven for that because if I wasn't this'd probably never work.

History of the World Part 1:
Torquemada:How we doing, and converts today?
Guards:Not a one. Nay, nay, nay.
Torquemada:We've flattened their fingers. We've branded their buns. Nothing is working. Send in the nuns!

Spartacus:
I am Spartacus!

Sweeny Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street:
Judge Turpin:How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit.
Sweeny Todd:With fellow tatstes in women, at least.
Judge Turpin:What's that?
Sweeny Todd:The years, no doubt, have changed me, sir. But then, the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner, a dog, is not particularly memorable.
Judge Turpin:Benjamin Barker.
Sweeny Todd:BENJAMIN BARKER!

Independence Day:
Russell Casse:In the words of my generation, "Up Yours!" (Laughs) Hello boys. I'm baaaaaack.

Avengers:
Captain America:Hulk...Smash.

Avengers:
Loki:Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I shall not be bullied...
*Hulk pummels him into the floor*
Hulk:Puny god.

Nightmare on Elm Street:
The Little Girls:One two, Freddie's comin' for you. Three four, better lock your door. Five six, grab your crucifix. Seven eight, stay up late. Nine ten, never sleep again.

X-Men:The Last Stand:
Juggernaut:Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

300:
Persian Soldier:A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios:Then we will fight in the shade.

300:
Persian General:Spartans. Lay down your weapons.
*a spear flies out and impales him through the chest, and he falls out of the saddle, dead*
King Leonides:Persians! Come and get them!

Lion King:
Scar:Ah, my friends.
Shenzi:Friends? I thought we were the enemy.
Banzai:Yeah, that's what I heard.
Shenzi and Banzai:Ed?
Ed*Laughs maniacally*

After extensive testing and research, I have concluded that the most child-innapropriate game is...

Super Mario Brothers

In its various incarnations, this game has the player ingesting substances such as mushrooms(for "increased size"), various weeds(for "firepower" and "becoming a racoon"), and "stardust"(for "invincibility").

It also encourages violence against turtles, various other reptiles, and plants, all of which reward the player with money.

There is also Princess Peach, who obviously has some kind of obsessive need to be "captured" so that Mario can "rescue" her. This is clearly a terrible idea to put in the minds of young girls.

Then, there is Yoshi. This innocent creature is forced into servitude, which consists of him carrying Mario around, being smacked on the head to force out his tongue, and often being abandoned and sacraficed by the player so that they may complete their mission.

In conclusion, Super Mario Brothers is the worst game for a child to play, and I hope that the parents out there can help stop this from becoming a problem for later generations.

A Video Game Poem:

So often I have heard around, and always it’s the same.
The fact that parents always seem to try and blame the games.
Never has it seemed to me, not even one percent,
That it is the games we play that make us violent.
I recall the Mortal Kombat, where we ripped out their spine.
On to Grand Theft Auto, to kill and take what’s mine.
I played to Resident Evil, and shot those already dead,
And I lost at Call of Duty, shot by my brother through the head.
On God of War I laughed with joy, as I ripped my foes apart,
And as Assassin Ezio, I stabbed many through the heart.
Not in all the time, I have played these games, did it change my ways.
A release, I say it is, to lift those fallen days.
What a rush it is to kill, slay those with my hand.
All I ask, in the end, is that you understand.
I realize that it’s all fake. Some pictures and some noise.
Now understand what I say, and listen with some poise.
It is your duty, parents, to show kids the right way.
So I say, shut up, be quiet, so we all can play.

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Don't use no double negatives
Make each pronoun agree with their antecedant
When dangling, watch your participle
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary
Verbs has to agree with their subjects
About those sentence fragments
Try to not ever splt infinitives
It is important to use apostrophe's correctly
Always read what you have written to see you any words out
Correct spelling is esential

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile be warned it is sad:

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!