Be warned. I write short chapters on almost every story I have. PleaseR and R.

Challenge: We all know that the evil Genius's of the James Bond movies are quite dumb when it comes to actually killing Mr. Bond. And so, I have created a reviewer challenge just for you who think you can do better. all You have to do is give me a James Bond Trap situation in a review, and I will tell you how to he can escape it, and how to make it so he actally dies. One response so far.

Updates? who needs updates?

Sekai wa watashi no kaki desu.

GOD, I hate random idiots who report stuff just for the hell of it

Sumimasen, but I am going to have to retire from the world of Jing vs. and Soul Edge Shards. I cannot come up with any more ideas and all my chapters come up short. and so I am taking a new path with Poetry (If I Was), and short Chapters on Bishie World (A+BW=C)

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Hello all. Just recently watched Evolution again and as I was watching the part where Sean William Scott was singing in the mall to get the dragon-like creature to turn around, I could see one thing going through its mind (quote curtesy of Hiei): "I have come to find the source of that vile noise...and kill it." Just so you know what crazy thoughts go through my head. .

Ja ne!

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My stats:

Name: Yamashira Raiel de'Ryu (right, I wish), jingkingofbandits

Age: 15

Weight: 195 (it's muscle, I swear!)

Height: 5'11" Hair: Black

Eyes: Blackish-Brown

Personality: Anime Addict, Slowly going insane, RPGer, loner, DDR freak (listening to the downloaded music right now).

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Stories and progress:

Random Acts of Doomiful Destruction: NEW!

Amnesiac plus Bishie World equals Chaos: Now with 9 chapters!

Jing Vs. - needs new writer with style, taking all newcomers...chapter pending

A Rurouni Kenshin Crossover: Soul Edge Shards - Removed

If I was-8 chapters

A Matter of life and death: 2 chapters up!

Reason for Being: NEW! one-shot...Although I am thinking of making this an explanation fic for the unknown history of various induviduals who are main characters in Manga...which, if I do, would mean that I would have to move it to Crossovers...Meh, I'll think about it.

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My Persona Family (Adventures in Bishie World):

Name: Yamashira Raiel de'Ryu (nicknames: Yama, Yami, Raiel, Ryu)

Gender: Male Half-Bishie trainer (looks mostly human, except for his hair and eye color)

Age: 16

Height: 6' 4"

Weight: 145

Hair: Silky smooth, long, flowing, white hair

Eyes: Blood red (with nightvision -)

Clothes: Black skate shoes, Black jeans, tight black shirt with a dragon symbol on the back

Body: Elfish (you know, slim, toned muscles (like Legolas))

Personality: Gets drunk only when he drinks chocolate milk. Easygoing. Lady-killing good looks and a smile to match. Flirtatious (but not to the extent of Miroku). protective. Has a "shiny object mode" (in which he sees nothing else but the shiny object and will do anything to steal it until it is out of sight where it came from or in his pocket)

Drive: To be the best (and to own all shinies he comes across)

Status: Ally (permanent)

Bishies and Bishoujos: Jing-sama (a quick description of Jing (extremely rare, powerful as a -san, able to beat a -sama (dont even get me started on his -sama form)) (and his sidekick/main weapon, the ever-amorous and always wisecracking comic relief, Kir the crow). Jing: about 5'10, between 15 and 17 years old, black hair, gray eyes, normally dressed in boots, black pants, a black shirt with the sleeves torn off, and an orange overcoat with various markings on it. (Abilities in -san stage): his martial art skills, speed, and the short sword that's ever connected to his right arm; (in -sama stage): same martial art skills, highly increased speed, new strategetical skills that enable him to read his opponents moves even faster then kenshin, the lithe grace of a tiger, his sword (of course), and the newest, most powerful addition to his already formidable armory, the Kir Royale. Kir: a crow, about 1'4", always wears a red scarf, about the same personality as Miroku without the opening line, only he is very, very good at flattery.), Spike-sama (Cowboy Bebop), Cloud-san (FF7), Tobias-san (Animorphs), Marco-san (Same as Tobias), Rachel-san (ditto), Kenshin-san, Kurama-san, a freshly caught Raven-san (Teen Titans), a Raine-san (Tales of Symphonia), and Bit Cloud-san (Zoids)complete with a Liger Zero (and upgrades) for quick travel.

Extra: a dragon sword and earth powers

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Name: Shiri Kuno Ichi de'Ryu (Note the Kunoichi name pun, for this comes into play later)

Gender: Female Half-bishie Trainer (sister of Yamashira)

Age: 18

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 127

Hair: changes at her will

Eyes: same

Clothes: the standard ninja uniform when she's on the job, Black boots, tight jeans, and a Dragon shirt (a shirt in the form of a Chinese dragon wrapped around her body) during the day

Body: Elfishly beautiful Personality: Stealthy ninja, Protective of her younger brother, can disappear in plain sight, Follows Yamashira to make sure he doesn't get in trouble, was only spotted by Yamashira's Jing after she made the mistake of moving (this being only after he joined up with your person).

Drive: To master the elusive art of the shadow ninjutsu

Status: Ally (permanent)

Bishies and Bishoujo: Yuffie-san (FF7), Aoshi-sama (first bishie)(Rurouni Kenshin), Sheena-sama (Tales of Symphonia), Naruto-san (Naruto (you DO read Shonen Jump, Right?)), Sasuke-san (Naruto), and Misao-san (Rurouni Kenshin)(she likes Ninja-type bishies)

Extra: the wkole kit and kaboodle of hidden ninja weapons and the powers of stealth

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Name:Umishira Yoriko de'Ryu

Age: 16

Gender: Female Half Bishie Trainer (Yamashira's female twin)

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Ocean blue

Height: 4' 11"

Weight: 110

Status: Ally (permanent)

Appearance: the much shorter identical younger twin of Yamashira, she wears light blue tops, tight blue jeans, and dark blue flip-flops.

Personality: A very calm demeanor. nothing usually sets her off unless it's about her height (kind of like Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist). she flows with the crowd but can be a very powerful opponent. Also, she likes Martial Arts bishies and water bishies.

Drive: To be like the oceans (ever-changing with siftless moods)

Bishies/Bishoujo: Aqualad-san (Teen Titans), Sephiroth-sama (first bishie)(FF7), Yukina-san (YYH), Hiei-san (he's half-and-half, so no big deal)(YYH), that one duelist from yugioh who uses a water deck (san), and a Misty-san (pokemon).

Extras: she has water powers and that one sword from Flame of Recca (if you know what that is)

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Name: Bishira Etern de'Ryu

Age: 15 Gender:

Male Half-Bishie trainer (as a trainer who is a half bishie and quite sane)

Height: 5' 8"

Weight: 135

Eyes: Flaming Red

Hair: Also Flaming Red S

tatus: Ally (Permanent)

Appearance: same body type as Yamashira. Likes to wear red jeans, a red shirt with a dragon around it, and red shoes.

Personality: Quite like a Duo, Actually. is a pyromaniac, though.

Drive: To master the exclusive art of Bishie Hi (pretty boy flame)

Bishies/Bishoujos: Hiei-sama (YYH), Captain Roy Mustang-san (Fullmetal Alchemist), Robin-san (withc hunter Robin) and some other pyromaniac in san (you can think of one for me)

Extra: Pyrokinesis and a burn resistant skin

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Name: Seishira Leiar de'Ryu Age: 15 (Bishira's older twin brother)

Gender: Male Half-Bishie

Height: 5' 9"

Weight: 131

Eyes: Ice Blue

Hair: Ice Blue

Personality: Quite like Aoshi. stays around to keep Bishira out of trouble. Obsessive about Wild Flowers

Drive: To personally take a picture of one of every type and species of flower in the world (including those with different characteristics)

Bishies/bishoujo: Aoshi-sama (Rurouni Kenshin), Yukina-san (YYH), that one Ice demon that Kurama fought in the Dark Tournament in -san (YYH), Kurama (in order to discuss flowers),Heero-sama (with his icy coolness)(Gundam Wing), Eclipse-san (Demon Diary), and Hikitsu-san (Fushigi Yugi)

Extra: Ice powers

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Name: Sylphira Raijin de'Ryu

Gender: Male half bishie trainer.

Age: 17

Height: 4' 10" (do NOT joke about his height as he is very sensitive about it)

Weight: 100

Hair: Light Blond streaked with silver

Eyes: one Grey, one Yellow

Clothes: Balck jeans, a blue shirt with a silver dragon winding around it, Khaki skate shoes, and a silver dragon pendant on a silver chain.

Body: Hiei-ish (if you know what Hiei-ish is)

Personality: he is easily the most likable of the group, probably because of his light attitude and electromagnetic personality. prone to spark when angry or teased about his height. Floats about an inch above anything solid.

Drive: to understand his powers and why he was given 2

Status: Ally (permanent)

Bishies/Bishoujo: Jin-san (YYH), Edward Elric-sama (Fullmetal Alchemist), Suzaku-san (Yuu Yuu H), Hinata-san (Naruto, from the Chonin exam part), Raine-san (Tales of Symphonia), Agent Paper-san (Read or Die), Sieg Hart-san (Rave Master/Groove Adventure Rave), and Sniper-san (Yuu Yuu H, Sensui or Chapter Black arc).

Extras: Wind powers, lightning powers, and the ability to speak with the wind.

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Name: Ryushi Nigami

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 165 lbs

Race: Human (with a touch of inner-demon)

Status: Newbie

Clothes: Black jeans, Black shirt, Black ribbed boots, Black overcoat.

Hair: Kind of like Sephiroth's (Long, silver, and silky smooth)

Eyes: Crimson-red

Personality: Normally quiet around strangers, he often has headphones on and is regularly leaning against random things, staring into the distance. Around people he knows, however, he becomes mr. personality. Often, his mysterious allure (and bishie lookalikeness) attracts the attention of rabid fangirls, from which he is often seen running from in sheer terror. fear the rabid fangirls.

Bishie of the day: Edward Elric, from Fullmetal Alchemist.

Other stuff: Headphones, Dimensional abilities from who-knows-where, and cool shades.

Have fun with him.

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Fav. Bishies (no particular order):

Jing
Kenshin
Aoshi
Lloyd (Tales of Symphonia)
Kratos Aurion (Ditto)
Cloud
Domon Kasshu
Duo
Heero
Seto Kaiba
Rei (Beyblades)
Spike Siegel
Gene Starwind
Sephiroth
If anyone has the issue of Nintendo Power where someone sent in an anime style pic of Mario and Luigi (I think it was the July Issue) then them.
Kiba
Genis (ToS)
Moegli (I don't remember how to spell his name) (Jungle book)
Sieg Hart
Musica
Haruka (Tactics)
Forty-Kun (A.I. Love You)
Kenta (rise R to the second power)
Loki (The Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok)
Daisuke and Dark (DNAngel)

More soon

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Fav. Bishoujo (no particular order):

Tifa
Aeris
Yuffie
Raven
Starfire
Raine (Tales of Symphonia)
Colette (Ditto)
Sheena (yep)
Rin
Pan
18
Videl
Elie
Sango
Aisha Clan-Clan
Blue
Saati (A.I. Love You)
Toni (Ditto)
Kikuko (Same)
Forty-chan (Yep)
Hinata
Konoka (Negima)
Kaede (ditto)
Chachamaru (Yep)
Pixel (rise R to the second power)
Risa and Riku (DNAngel)

more soon

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Fav. Quotes:

"But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."
"Oh, yes, well, as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, so the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice, didn't you?"
"Yes," Said Aurthur, "Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'" -From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"...but, then again I haven't seen a robot meditating, so go figure."-Shobu, Duel Masters

"Oro?"-Kenshin

"Monkeys!"-Me

"BAKA DESHI!"-Hiko-sama

"Ah, man. You're making me study here, too?"-Lloyd

"What do you mean '...'?"-Sano (volume 5)

"Do not wake her up if you want to live."-Tyernon (Alynxkia's story, Problems with Overprotective Demons, on Fictionpress.com)

"Oooo, Shiny!"-Alyxkia (same story)

"Why bother thinking when you never have any good ideas?"-Genis and Zelos (Tales of Symphonia)

"The next time you touch me, whatever part of you is touching me will be forcibly removed."-Lady Demoonica Darkmoon (Bishounen: Demoonica's Story BOOK ONE)

"Follow the mountain. And, if you are still alive, I will tell you more."-Moegli (Jungle book)

"It's not the place, it's the company."-Kathy (Jungle Book)

"I'm sorry." (Kaoru)
"Do you have a fever?" (Kenshin)
"WHY CAN'T I JUST APOLOGIZE!" (Kaoru (while pummelling))
"Yes, why can't you?" (Kenshin)
-Kaoru (pummelling Kenshin after apologizing to him) and Kenshin

"C'mon, Kir! If we sell these off quickly, we can get something to eat"-Jing

"Oi, ladyjust 'cause you caught me don't mean i'm fit to eat!"-bone fish

"Right. i'm asking the questions here! ...Name?" (Rose)
"KIR THE INVINCIBLE!"(Kir)
"Yeah yeah, I got yours. you, the juvenile delinquent. Name?"(Rose)
"Jing."(Jing)
"Jing, huh. right. 'Jing'. Occupation?"(Rose)
"Thief."(Jing)
"T-H-I-E-F...waaait a minute...S-STOP THIEF! H-HANDS UP!"(Rose)
Rose, Jing, and Kir

"Great. Maybe he says."-Rose

"WHAT! Any problem with me coming along, shifty?" -Rose

"What's with the namby-pamby act all of a sudden! Show a little backbone, Gramps!"-Rose

"Just the location, friend. No complete sentences required."
"Careful-my associate uses raybeams when he's drunk"
"If there's a law against pulverizing a monster, I'll worry about it later!"
"Size isn't everything. I plan on using my head."
"Look, I'm in the middle of committng a big crime. Would you mind not arresting me until I'm done!"-Jing

"Wouldn't mind meeting a few lost female souls, though. A date in this lifetime wouldn't hurt, even if she's in the next."-Kir

"Back off, bones-for-fins! She's mine!"-Kir

"Rightt, Birrdt...yrr pardnr'sz calln'!"-Rose

"Hey, I'm a crow, remember?crows don't do water."-Kir

"theresunk, like an anchor should be!" (Jing)
"I'd say something cool too - but - gasp - !" (Kir)
-Jing and Kir, shortly after defeating a living anchor.

"Eh... They're not much, but they'll do as a rain shelter."-Kir

"All right, everyyone had a good cry? Then let's get this loot to shore."-Kir

"C'mon, Kir. If we leave now, we just might catch the majestic funeral of the world's most expensive corpse!"-Jing

"What's up, Kir? No stamps?"-Jing

"IS IT A CRIME TO BE THAT BEAUTIFUL!"-Kir

"If time is money, then I'm flat broke."-me

"Die!"-Many anime villians

"The People who watch the DDR masters always seem to think that iit's easy. That is, until they lose ten steps into the first song."-me

"You will rule in terror whether you like it or not."-Eclipse (Demon Diary)

"Sekai wa anata no kaki desu. Makai to Ningenkai to Rekai." (the world is your oyster. Demon World, Human World, and Spirit World.)
"Watashi to watashi to watashi." (Me, myself, and I.)
"Watashi wa o-sama no sekai desu!" (i'm king of the world!)-me

"Only two things in this world are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, but I'm not so sure about the first.-albert einstein

"there are bigger things happening here than me or you."-Peter Parker (Spiderman 2)

If a picture is worth a thousand words, can you draw an essay?-me

more soon.

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Random suggestions for fics:

Anime Caliber (casts anime characters as the fighters)

Kenshin 1/2 (If kenshin found the Jusenkyo springs on a trip...)

Ever Wonder? (Musings on random things)

Sweet Sweet Magic (this one is a challege for Darkness Shade)

Also B4U and Brilliant 2U (another challenge for Darkness Shade, this time involving Zoids and another Gundam type fic)

Catch that Nekojin! (Rei is on the run! have fun with this one)

Ja ne!