I have been on Fanfiction.net for about... 5-6 years now. I'm a senior in high school, so I probably won't have much time to update (if I do update). My obsession with fan fiction, anime, manga, and foreign things have made me even more anti-social than before; something that my parents like to argue with me about a lot. But- yay! I'm nearly as pale as a vampire! And I'm proud of it, too!

I am in a relationship at the moment... I think... >_> It basically consists of me pestering this guy halfway 'cross the country and claiming to be his official stalker. But he talks back, so we must have something! Hehe. I'm going to meet him and coddle him to death. If I had a million dollars, I'd spend it all on him!~ Which would be a stupid thing to do since I want to go to college, too. lmao I'm such a lovestruck fool.

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Buckets of Quotes: taken from all around the web! If you recognize any of them, good for you. If you actually wrote them down somewhere... yeah, I stole them... but I do NOT claim any of them as my own! Not really.

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."

"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"

"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."

"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."

"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."

"EdxEnvy... sinfully obvious."

"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."

"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"I see stupid people, there's so many."

"I see you're playing stupidagain, looks like you're winning."

"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."

"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"

"What do you mean you think he's pregnant?"

"I'm not reading porn!"

"Huh? You say something? Sorry I was too busy not giving a damn."

"We put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."

"Dress in drag and do the Hula."

"Crossdress to impress!"

"Just say no to cannibalism. Friends don't let friends eat friends."

"You can't make someone love you; all you can do is stalk them 'till they're afraid and give in."

"Oops. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it."

"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. "

"There is no vaccine against stupidity."

"Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't."

"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."

"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? "

"Glad to know I made you un-normal."

"I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!"

"How far can you open your mind before your brain falls out?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going; this is also sometimes known as a tactical retreat!"

"We are not retreating; we are simply advancing in the other direction!"

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow is not looking good either!"

"There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Let’s hope it’s not a train."

"Insanity isn’t a disease or a problem. It’s a life choice, and one I’m proud of making."

"You know what the hardest part of using a screwdriver to take apart a computer with a friend is? Refraining from screw comments."

"Romantic moments are boring. It’s much more entertaining to run in circles, when hyper."

"Illiterate? Write for help."

"Heart attacks, God's revenge for eating his animal friends."

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up!"

"All stressed out and no one to choke."

"I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?"

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it's rusty and illegal in 47 states."

"There is nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends how good you are at it."

"Playing with boys' minds is my anti-drug."

"Not even the mentally ill would wish to stalk me."

"Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit."

"Sorry, I forgot to take my pills."

"I'm not crazy; my reality is just different from yours."

"The voices may not be real, but they have pretty good ideas."

"You may not like me, but deep down, you know you hate me."

"Assume makes an ass out of you and me."

"My anger management class PISSES ME OFF!"

"Death is Life's way of telling you you’re fired."

"I hear voices and they don't like you."

"This is Bob, Bob likes you, Bob likes sharp things, and I suggest you run."

"If you have nothing nice to say, at least be sarcastic."

"Is that all you have to say, it is your last words ya know."

"Let's talk about demonic birds and bees."

"So this is the entrance to hell? It's drier then I expected."

"Tell me how does it feel to be in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."

"When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad I’m better."

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

"Expecting the world to treat you well because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian."

"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog; brilliant but useless."

"We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them how to walk and talk, and the next twelve years to sit down and shut up."

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, but dead."

"It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying."

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I can only please one person a day. And today ain't yours. Tomorrow ain't looking too good either."

"As long as it's fun, no one really cares what happens."

"Smile... it confuses people"

"You laugh because I'm crazy. I laugh because you're stupid."

"I used to have superpowers, but my therapists took them away."

"Which one of my enemies told you I was paranoid!"

"I don't get how some of the world's most brilliant scientists and philosophers just can't understand how the word 'miracle' goes."

"Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"

"Get them before they get you."

"Woman runs into a party, dress nicely: "Sorry, I'm late. I had to kill my husband and his whore, and then I had to bury them in the neighbor's backyard while they were away on vacation. I also had to change because of the blood stain, clean up the evidence and blow up my house for cleansing of sins, so...what were you guys doing?"

"Love hurts. So does a knife to the chest."

"Sue me and I'll give you something to sue."

"I hate life... that's why I ran in front of a truck, but they saved me and now I'm a vegetable. Now, I don't know that I hate life, but somewhere in those damaged tissues of brain, I know I hate life.

"I was born a bitch. What's your excuse?"

"I used to be schizophranic, but we're ok now."

"SOMEBODY START A WAR!"

"Rule #1: I'm always right. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1."

"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you WILL make."

"There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."

"Gun to brain, go squishy."

"We do not molest our fellow students in the hallways!" "So the classroom is alright, then?" "... Just... Go to class and take a seat."

"Handcuffs. Police aren't the only ones who use them."

"Got milk, need pie."

To make a blind decision is to stab yourself in the leg to remedy a headache, it may cure the headache but now you have a hole in your leg.

If you go after two hares you will catch neither.

Hell hath no fury like an uke scorned.

"Aren't you girls ashamed of yourselves?! Spouting words like 'gonads'! Lately, students have lost track entirely of good sense, talking about 'gonads'! Now, if you insist on having such filthy mouths, at least have the decency to be grammatically correct about it; if you must use the word, use 'testicles'!"

"Torture? I prefer the term, 'forceful questioning'."

"Minions. You can never have too many minions."

"You are a blithering idiot if you rely on luck when you could bribe, maim, kill, and otherwise politely convince people to see things your way."

"Insanity is best presented as a façade."

In the beginning the universe was created. This, however, has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

"Fine art is the beauty of that single, fleeting moment of explosion, yeah!" (Deidara from Naruto. Damn, I love him)

If life fucks you it means you’re still alive.

"Option A, shut up. Option B, I light you on fire."

'Sometimes "The Majority" only means all of the fools are on the same side.'

'As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death (for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley).'

'May god have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.'

'Forgive your enemies after they are slain.'

'You tell me that I sin. You say I'm bound for hell. So once your judgement condemns you, I SHALL SEE YOU THERE.'

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I looked stressed!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

Bob says: "The sun isn't yellow… it's chicken."

"If you’re asking me to explain the way a madman’s mind works, then you’re…actually, asking the right man, now that I think about it."

When in doubt argue with yourself until the decision is made for you.

They say knowledge is power. Well, it's true. You can't drive a nail if you don't know how to hold a hammer. Also, you can't be a wooden plank if you don't know how to lay very stiff. It just doesn't work.

"The walls have ears. There are a lot of walls."

"To life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfulness!!" (That screams Gai from Naruto.)

"Come on, everyone knows homosexuals are God's way of controlling the population!" (Hehehe... I say this to my parents a lot. whispers They're Christian...)

It’s better to have a few real friends then a million fake ones. (nods)

Nightmares account for twenty-seven percent of all dreams.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

All I want is your soul. It's not like you're using it at the moment!

Some days life just isn’t worth the trouble to chew through the leather straps on the straightjacket.

"Here's to you and here's to me
I pray that friends we'll always be,
But if by chance we disagree,
The heck with you and here's to me!"-Irish Toast

Ask not for whom the bell tolls... it tolls for thee!

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face... when you push them down a flight of stairs.

"There will be two dates on your tomb stone, and all your friends will read them, but all thats gonna matter is that little dash between them."

"How do you prove that you exist? Douse yourself with gasoline, light a match, and if you die a horrible, painful death, then you know you exist."

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

How to Fly: throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Douglas Adams)
Note: no responsibility is taken for damage to persons and property. Thank you.

The world doesn't stop being funny when people die, nor does it cease being serious when people laugh.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
~Einstein

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
~Oscar Wilde

"There's a door."
"Where does it go?"
"It stays where it is, I think."

"If I am the type to let my feelings overshadow my work, then you'd be dead."

"It's not freaky; it's French. It's the language of romance, sensuality, lust, power, drama, tragedies and fate. I love French! Especially the French people! They're… crunchy from the edges, but filled with sour cream inside. And taste good when dipped in sauce!"

"Shut up and look homeless; this way we can get food for free!"

"One of these days you’ll listen to the genius that is moi and tell that bastard to pull the 2x4 out of his ass."

"When a man bleeds freely for the sake of other people... it's only proper to pretend that you never saw it."

"Evil only makes good seem better. Evil is not a choice, it is a path people are destined to take. When you are unhappy with the path you follow, you tend to take the other."

"ORA!! Don't run so fuckin' slow! You'll be swallowed up by the tornado!" proudly stolen from Eyeshield 21

"An American soldier stands in the ruins of a French village and says, 'We sure liberated the hell out of this place.'"

"DEATH BY BLIMP!"

"Grand theft gummi bears!"

"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

'Penguins fly when no one's looking. Either that or they use jetpacks.'

'If you just sit there and stare, you will lost your manhood.'

'When life throws shit at you, throw a monkey back at it.'

"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."

"Your little unrequited love affair is starting to get on my nerves, GET A ROOM!!" SAIYUKI!

"I'm not anorexic! I'm bolemic!"

"Living is an adventure, limited at that. You never know which road will take you where, or if you’ll be where you’re supposed to be."

"Fighting fire with fire only causes that fire to grow; fighting darkness with darkness only signalizes a pointless end; fighting death with death will cause the end of the world."

"We all are blind fools when it comes to those we care about. The only thing we can ever do is correct our mistakes as quickly and efficiently as possible."

"Writing is like sex. You can't expect people to like it if you apologize."

"Love thyself above all because everything in this world is founded on self-interest."

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." ~Albert Einstein

"Ya know, while this is a very compromising situation, I prefer to be on top."

"Sacrifices always have to be made when momentous changes occur in history."

"Handsome means that something or someone is aesthetically pleasing due to proportions or symmetry and elegance. To be beautiful means to excite sensuous and aesthetic pleasure. Beauty applies to whatever excites the keenest of pleasures to the senses and stirs emotion through them as well."

"Oh, I’ll give you a break! I’ll break your legs, then your arms, your ribs and I’ll finish off with your neck!"

"Remember the Alamo!" "The Alamo lost, moron," "Watergate, then!" "They found that out; Nixon resigned," "The Edo Period?" "Overthrown by the Meiji government," "Napoleon Bonaparte?" "Banished to exile." "Damn. Muggles suck."

"How many times will the wind blow before one can gain the trust of another? Do you know the answer? It varies, the wind will never stop blowing. One person might never trust another. Trust is earned and built up, if the person has trouble trusting others, then they have a good reason."

No point in embarrassing someone if you don’t have a public to laugh at the victim and spread the embarrassing story.

"If I wanted you to know what I said, I would’ve said it in English."

"Shut up before I’m forced to kick you somewhere where it's not going to feel too tingly."

"Kindly refrain from calling me that ever again or I will rip out your intestines and tie them in a noose around your neck before hanging you from the ceiling of a dark and dreary cave, while you drip kerosene… that I will light on fire personally."

"I doubt experience in dating would necessarily correlate with a valid means of evaluating the pace by which most couples progress in their relationship since there may be a variety of factors that could differentiate the practices of one pair from another."

"I'm seven hundred and twenty three years old this Midwinter, not senile!"

'You’re bananas are splendid but I like your donkey better.'

"It isn’t only ‘bad people’ who are hateful and malicious. Lots of ‘good people’ are probably capable of being just as malicious and hateful on occasion if they were pushed to it. I mean, malice, hate, contempt – they’re all natural human emotions and responses. Evil is necessary. It’s just the absence of good. We can’t have one without the other, and we can’t really appreciate which one we’d prefer until we’ve seen both. And, sometimes, good people have to do bad things."

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes…and ships…and sealing-wax…
Of cabbages…and kings…
And why the sea is boiling hot…
And whether pigs have wings."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… or is it murdering someone… and wearing their face as a mask?"

"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them awhile.'

'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

'Can you run faster than 1200 ft/second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'

"I can carry out several threads of thought simultaneously, and the sugar increases my brain’s work capacity by sixty-eight percent."

Sometimes I’m just too god damned nice. Or great. Or godly. Whichever.

"I am calm. I’m the picture of calm. My name is in the fucking dictionary next to calm."

"If you do ANYTHING like that again,

I will hunt you down like a rabid wolf and eat your soul.

"Why are you such a freak?" "You mean why am I an insomniac? Well, I figure it was the universe’s way of giving me extra time to demonstrate my genius."

"The dust of white bones mixes with red wine and shines like blood. Drink up the offering cup. You're a seraph of death leading everyone toward sweet lunacy... a beautiful poison."

"You are normal. What is normal? The definition changes day-by-day, minute-by-minute, never staying the same. To me, you are normal. Never forget that."

"Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light — you'll go broke." - Chuck Jones

"If a fly were to betray what he was made for, then the fish would starve and rebel. If the fish rebelled, then the otter would as well; and with no food, the mountain lion would follow the otter, and with no rival then the bear would rebel. After the bear would be the two-legged hunter whose family would starve and die, and all because a tiny fly refused to do what he was meant to do."

"I can't promise you the stars and moon in the sky, and I'm sorry that... your hands may still get cold in the water. But I'll work hard at it. When I can't take it anymore, just by my loving you alone, I'll work even harder. Will you accept this?"

"You know, it's an easy thing to say I love you to people that matter. You never know when you might lose them... or when they might lose you."

"You’re beautiful, you know." "You keep saying that." "If only because I keep meaning it. And I’ll keep saying it until you believe it, so get used to it."

"Eh? There’s a first." "A first? What, no one’s ever told you you’re drop-dead gorgeous before?" "Ah, no." "Idiots."

"The only difference between a diamond and a lump of coal is that the diamond had a little more pressure put on it."

This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until it's done. It's that easy, and that hard.

- Neil Gaiman

'Was that… a compliment followed by… an accidentally insulting compliment?'

"Ya know, while this is a very compromising situation, I prefer to be on top."

Sometimes the dead should just stay dead.

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

"Where were you while we were getting high?"

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

"Love thyself above all because everything in this world is founded on self-interest."

"Writing is like sex. You can't expect people to like it if you apologize."

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

"Fighting fire with fire only causes that fire to grow; fighting darkness with darkness only signalizes a pointless end; fighting death with death will cause the end of the world."

"Living is an adventure, limited at that. You never know which road will take you where, or if you’ll be where you’re supposed to be."

"We all are blind fools when it comes to those we care about. The only thing we can ever do is correct our mistakes as quickly and efficiently as possible."

R=Retards A=Attempting P=Poetry

"By all means, be rude! I'm rude, so it's a language I can understand perfectly."

"Your little unrequited love affair is starting to get on my nerves. GET A ROOM!!"

"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."

'When life throws shit at you, throw a monkey back at it.'

'If you just sit there and stare, you will lost your manhood.'

'Penguins fly when no one's looking. Either that or they use jetpacks.'

"You know, when you lie, it is like a circle." Chuck and Larry

"I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls. They will all taste oblivion... which tastes just like red bull. Which is disgusting. All will perish!" RvB

"An American soldier stands in the ruins of a French village and says 'We sure liberated the hell out of this place.'" taken from a friend =D without permission

"ORA!! Don't run so fuckin' slow! You'll be swallowed up by the tornado!"

"One of these days you’ll listen to the genius that is moi and tell that bastard to pull the 2x4 out of his ass."

"Yes! I’m sure a bastard snake is going to be a lot more fun to work with than a bunch of stupid idiots with sticks so far up their asses it’s coming out of their mouths!"

"Shut up and look homeless; this way we can get food for free!"

"If I am the type to let my feelings overshadow my work, then you'd be dead."

"There's a door." "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think."

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
~Calvin, CALVIN & HOBBES

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." ~Oscar Wilde

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
~Einstein

The world doesn't stop being funny when people die, nor does it cease being serious when people laugh.

How to Fly: throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Douglas Adams)
Note: no responsibility is taken for damage to persons and property. Thank you.

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

"How do you prove that you exist? Douse yourself with gasoline, light a match... and if you die a horrible, painful death, then you know you exist."

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face... when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

"Here's to you and here's to me
I pray that friends we'll always be,
But if by chance we disagree,
The heck with you and here's to me!" - Irish Toast

Some days life just isn’t worth the trouble to chew through the leather straps on the straightjacket.

Nightmares account for twenty-seven percent of all dreams.

"The spine he is sporting now is nothing more than the stick up his ass."

"It’s not the normal way to do things. Those pussy therapists and psychologists will tell you shit about having to work through your feelings…but that’s bull. What’s current is all that matters, because what’s happening now is the past of tomorrow."

‘Sex relieves tension - love causes it.’

‘Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best’

‘Sex is God's joke on human beings.’

‘Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.’

Bisexuality is NOT a crime. Killing a bisexual IS. Learn the difference.

I'll stop being bi in front of your face when you stop being straight in front on mine.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

"I want you to see yourself reflected in my eyes... you already consume my thoughts, why not blind me while you're at it?" - MINE! grabs I came up with it during a conversation with my special friend. . All miiiiiine.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever told a person your name and you never got theirs, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamp post or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious, copy this into your profile.

Did You Know:

The Japanese currency of 10,000 yen = roughly 100.

And finally:

Likes:

- foods: chicken parmesian, grilled cheese, chicken-noodle soup, maceroni & cheese, spaghetti, chicken-flavored ramen, ice cream, frozen chocolate, burgers (I happen to like McDonald's PLAIN double cheeseburgers)...

- manga, anime, fan fiction, reading, writing, proof-reading...

- foreign artists of all kinds; Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Portuguese, Spanish, French... etc. Just recently, I've started getting into Arabian music! Wait... it's TURKISH with an Arabian beat. That would explain a lot.

- music genres in no particular order: classical, non-American pop and rap, some blues, new age, acapella, ambient, celtic, rock, metal... et cetera...

- writing genres: angst/romance, angst, drama, mystery, comedy, horror, erotica (

- non-idiots

Dislikes:

- music genres: Country (my uncle sings it... but it physically sickens me and makes me want to jump out of the nearest CLOSED window twitches it HAS to be a phobia or something), most American pop and rap... blinks that's about it.

- closed-minded retards

- George f-ing Bush ( for obvious reasons.)

- McCain and Palin: "winning the war in Iraq"? I don't want those assholes in the white house. Besides, it's assumed that McCain will croak and leave it all to Palin. Who can't even recall the name "Osama Bin Laden." >-> Yeah.

- foods: veggies, pickles, terribly spicy foods (blame my bland taste buds), anything sour (-sulks-), flat soda (-shudders- I prefer it cold and fresh)... well, a LOT of things... -.-

Special Abilities/Misc:

- A couple of years ago, I started learning to play the piano... by EAR. I started off with a simple piece... HUNGARIAN DANCE NO. 9 BY BRAHMS! It was difficult, but I can now perform it with only minor flaws. =P

- I also used to play the clarinet in my school's band! But, alas, marching band was mandatory and after 3 years of playing the same goddamn song (Louie Louie) in the parades, I got sick of it and left. Same with Chorus (we only got to sing in ENGLISH! B-O-R-I-N-G!). Just my luck that the year I decided to quit, the band played something other than that damn Louie Louie and the Chorus sang a song in Latin. It feeds my idea of everything being a CONSPIRACY!

- Well, the only class I have EVER failed in my entire school career is Chemistry... does that count for something?

- I participated in NaNoWriMo last year. Basically, I wrote a 50,000 word novel in the month of November. Had to shorten it to less than two weeks, though, 'cause my father got admitted into the hospital. Yeah, it was pretty hectic, but I got it done! It went unedited... so I'm loathe to let anyone read it, though I'm sure it's better than the work of the majority of the contestants. xD

- I can sing in Japanese and Korean.

- Oh, and I'm sorta paranoid. I wake up and believe everything is a lie frequently. The words you read? LIES! The dreams we see? LIES! Everything we've ever learned was made up by other people! And to know the meaning to everything, to find the truth... that is the purpose of life. o_o It's a test, you see. But I'm weak. I'll just take whatever comes to me... and forget that we're all playing house in this small world. Maybe Mars could be the new Earth?

- I SUPPORT BARACK OBAMA. HE. WILL. WIN. And even if he doesn't, I'll still support him. xD

Still reading? Damn, I just can't get rid of you, can I?! Browse my favorites, comment on my stories if you can... the usual. Just remember:

When writing a story, be grammatical and precise. Try to keep to a single plot and if you stray, have reasons to back it up! Keep your characters in character to the personality you give them. Try to balance out the genres if there's more than one. Above all, try for originality!

Remember: confidence is the ultimate key to success!!