A bit about me (groans from audience) (audience?as if!)
Hi I'm a quarter Scottish three-quarter English 16-year-old Wiccan who lives in France. I have short. spiky, dyed blond and red hair, and I love alcoholic drinks. BUT DON'T LET THIS FOOL YOU: My ambition is to become a writer, so I need all the encouragement I can get from you lot. I'll update as much as possible.
My favourite things:
TV shows: House, QI, Top Gear, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Life On Mars, Heroes, Family Guy.
People: Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Rich Hall, Robert Sean Leonard, Sean Lock, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, Russel T. Davies,Alan Davies, John Sessions, Nicholas Parsons, Sir Clement Freud, Kenneth Williams, James May, David Walliams, Matt Lucas, Dara O'Briain, Andy Hamilton, John Barrowman, David Tennant, Gareth Davil-Lloyd, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons, Russell Howard, Paul Merton, Ian Hislop, Angus Deayton, Jonathan Ross, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Vic Reeves, Jeremy Hardy, Howard Goodall, Barry Cryer, David Mitchell, Bill Bailey, Rory Bremner, Phil Jupitus, Simon Amstell, Rob Brydon, Rory McGrath, Boris Johnson, Gyles Brandreth, Clive Anderson, John Culshaw, Jack Dee, Eddie Izzard, Anthony Stewart-Head, Boy George, Julian Clary, John Cleese, Ben Elton, Sir Ian McKellen, Al Murray, Jesse Spencer, Philip Glenister, John Simm, Zach Braff, Donal Faison, Johnny C. McGinley, Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Christopher Eccleston, Masi Oka, Robert Webb, Ed Byrne, Billy Conelly, Michael Palin Don't look into the fact that they're all men. 99.9 of the time, men are way way better.
Pairings:(in no order of preference)
Harry Potter
Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley
Hermione Granger/George Weasley
George Weasley/Fred Weasley
Hermione Granger/Oliver Wood
Bill Weasley/Charlie Weasley
Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin
Harry Potter/Lord Voldemort (or Tom Riddle, if you prefer)
Doctor Who
The 9th Doctor/Rose Tyler
The 9th Doctor/Jack Harkness
The 10th Doctor/Rose Tyler
The 10th Doctor/Jack Harkness
Scrubs
Perry Cox/John Dorian
The Janitor/Elliot Reid
Elliot Reid/Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan/Perry Cox
Carla Espinosa/Perry Cox
Elliot Reid/Perry Cox
Carla Espinosa/Elliot Reid
Janitor/John Dorian
John Dorian/Elliot Reid
Carla Espinosa/Christopher Turkleton (Turk)
Elliot Reid/Turk
Turk/John Dorian
Ben Sullivan/Perry Cox
Alpha Force
Paulo/Li
Hex/Amber
X-men
Rogue/Wolverine (Marie/Logan)
Collateral (the film)
Vincent/Max
Matrix
Agent Smith/Neo
Phone Booth (The film)
Stu/The Caller
C. S. Lewis (Narnia)
Lucy/Mr. Tumnus
Spin City
Carter/Alex
Back to the Future
Doc Emmett L. Brown/Marty Mcfly
SportsNight
Casey McCall / Dan Rydell
House, M.D
Greg House / Robert Chase
Greg House / James Wilson
Greg House / James Wilson / Robert Chase
Heroes
Peter Petrelli / Claude Raims
Mohinder Suresh / Sylar
Peter Petrelli / Mohinder Suresh
Max / Mr. Bennett / Ted
Life On Mars
Sam Tyler / Gene Hunt (THE OTP)
Chris Skelton / Ray Carling
Family Guy
Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin (So I slash a baby and a dog. From the same family. Deal with it.)
Crossovers
Artemis Fowl/Alex Rider
Draco Malfoy/Artemis Fowl
WORK IN PROGRESS:
-Chapter three of the Doctor Who.
-Harry/Draco based on a song by Big & Rich called 'Kick My Ass'
-Hermione/Draco called 'Shower Shorts'. Very long oneshot.
-Sirius/Remus thing co-written with my friend Bolt.
-Yet another challenge, Fred/Hermione.
-A second chapter of 'Hidden Secrets'
-Some Life On Mars & House fics (assorted)
Feel free to drop me a line! http:// boiledpotato . livejournal . com friend me
boiled_potato @ hotmail . com
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