Hey people!

Don't be fooled by your computer. It probibly says i have three stories right!
In fact i have 8 others at the moment:

'What would happen if Aragorn got a car?'

'Loving Father'

'The Ten Commandments of Rule Breaking'

'Did you hear Han Solo got married?'

'Diaries of a Dark Lord'

'Sabacc'

'Red Headed runaways'

and

'Animal Planet'

But i have a co-writer, one of my best mates called Sweetdeath04. You can find them under Sweetdeath04 and Thorney. And they're way better than the ones i do on my own. And when i mean way better, I MEAN WAAAAAAAAY BETTER!

I'm 17, Female, and from N.Ireland and I'm OBSESSED with Lord Of The Rings... and I mean OBSESSED!
LOVE Pippin and Merry! They so totaly rock!
But I also love Harry Potter,Eragon, The Spiderwick Chronicles,Inkheart, Artemis Fowl and basicly anything with magic in it!

Movies, I love Pirates of the Carribean,Van Helsing, Xmen (Nightcrawler all the way!).

Out of all of them... STAR WARS is by far the best! It's second only to LOTR. I LOVE WEDGE ANTILLES!

Music wise, Im into old school rock! so that means...AC/DC, Queen, Boom Town rats,The Who, Guns 'N' Roses, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, U2and so on... but i like a lot of the newer stuff as well like Aiden, Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance.

I Adore animals!
I have 2 guinea pigs (I did have 17!) 3 chickens and 2 dogs, and I go horse riding alot.

My wonderful Non-Little sister, 'Everlasting Sparkles', has an acount too so check it out! And my little brother is 'Xplosiv'.

By the way 'I REALLY REALLY HATE FRODO/SAM SLASH, SO PREPARE TO BE FLAMED! (just kidding, not about me hating slash, but i would never flame such 'wonderful' people)

I'm really picky about what i read, just like my friend Sweetdeath, (Which is why i have so few favourites).

I really hope you enjoy our fics and if you Read and Review ours we'll do our best to reply to you and review yours for you!

Happy Writing!

Thorney.

By the way my I can't spell, so ignore all the mistakes for my sake!