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Okay. This profile is shared by Shannon and Petra. If you want to talk to Petra about one of her stories then her email address is Arwen789@aol.com so her IM is Arwen789. If you want to contact Shannon, she can be reached at candyholic46@gmail.com , or if you have AIM, feel free to message her at Morningstar26. And we are stuck in the state of New Jersey and we both want to move to The British Isles. Or Australia. Or New Zealand. Or Mongolia! Or Japan! We're indecisive freaks, we know.

POINT OF THE MOMENT: (changed for the first time in 3 years) Petra does not procrastinate infinitely.

"And the Ostrich decides that it doesn't like my legs getting caught in it's knees, and stops running. It drops to the ground, and rolls on top of me. So I have a full grown ostrich pinning me to the ground. And, I mean, that's a situation in life that you're just not prepared for."~ Petra's Science teacher

"Amendments are gay."~The Two's Social Studies teacher.

"Why does California get the Governator and we get stuck with the Gayverner?" ~Petra's older brother, on McGreevy.

"You're weak. I'm strong. Haha."~The Two's Social Studies Teacher.

P:"Chapter six; Bree."
S:"Cheese!"~The Two.

"Can the table make you do anything?...Well, if it has then you're on some crazy acid trip."~The Two's Social Studies teacher.

Some elves can get pregnant, but they're called "Females" ~Petra on Legolas in MPreg fics.

"Without peer pressure, there'd be no New York"~ The Two's Social Studies teacher..

"The transparent isopods nest in the bulbous cabbages of Life." ~ Harry, captain of the Hobos.

"LSD...Llamas Sell Drugs?"~ Shannon

"'I'm sorry baby. 'I don't care about your apologies! You slept with that bitch!'"~ The Two's Social Studies teacher.

Things Petra is:
Insane, Nuts, Crazy, Off her rocker, Mad, Looney.. (gets looks) Catholic, Pro-Environment, Pro-Life, Pro-Bug, Extremly accident-prone, a poet, constantly suffering from head-aches, deja vu, and insomnia, and totally obsessed with LotR and thinking. Petra is 5'4", has tangled brown hair, with eyes of varying shades of blue.

Nicknames:
Peaches (given to her in 3rd grade by Shannon's twin brother), Morithil. Paytra, Paytra-dog, etc.

Favourite People and Favourite things:
Bright Copper Kettles, Warm Woolen Mittens, Gumdrops and Ponies and New Baby Kittens, Brown paper Packages tied up with- The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter series, The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Sound of Music, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Hidalgo. The Lord of the Rings, the Harry Potter books, The Princess Bride, The Hobbit, Roverandom, and the Alvin Maker series.

More Favourite Things:
Green, Blue, Silver, White, Black, Teal. Pizza, Lembas, Chocolate, Sushi, Mushrooms, and Berries, SUGAR. Bunnies, Horses, Wombats, Wallibies, Cats, Dolphins, Narwhals, and Porpoises. Elvish, Oriental Languges, French, Welsh, and Gaelic, J.R.R. Tolkien, Orson Scott Card, JK Rowling, C. S. Lewis, Lewis Sachar, Eva Ibbotson, Viggo Mortesen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Astin, Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Miranda Otto, Johnny Depp, Leanardo Da Vinci, John Howe, Alan Lee, Michealangelo, M. C. Escher. The Beatles, Led Zeppelin.

Most disliked things:
Rap, Screamo, Pop, Anyone who annoys her, Anyone who insults her, her brother, Tyrants, seeing things she's said in the past and being embarassed by them, Flamers, Evil People, Asparagus, Overcooked Broccoli and Spinach, Crisco, Kibble, Stawberry cheesecake, Blue's Clues, Clifford, Barbies, Satan, Telletubies, Dora the Explorer, Pain, Hate, Hypocracy, Porn, Violence, Destruction, Pollution, Wastefulness, and the way Shannon is obsessed with things that match.

Info: ~Shannon~

Things Shannon is:
Very odd personality. She's obsessed with Miyavi and other various J-rockers. She is also an insomniac.

Nicknames:
No nicknames, she is commonly known as Shannon and has never heard a good nickname for her name.

S's Favs:
LAZER PARK, making paper stars, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, lava lamps, Andy Warhol, Eddie Izzard, visitng new places, going to museums, looking at and taking pictures, writing, designing stuff, paper cranes, EGL, stagecrew. I'm also completely and utterly fascinated by some guy named Miyavi.

S's Hates:
The quaker dude on the oatmeal box, Bruce Springsteen, Strawberry Frosted PopTarts, silence, war, pain, the dark, quakers, bakers, and candlestick makers (not really, but I like how it rhymes!). Liars, backstabbing friends, mean people in general make me mad.

Funfact:
No funfact. There are no funfacts about Shannon.

Shannon;
Email: candyholic46@gmail.com
AOL Instant Message: Morningstar26
Poetry Site: http://allpoetry.com/poets/Bella Muerte

Drop us a message if you want to comment on our work, shamelessly promote your work, collaborate on a story, ask questions, want us to help with a story, or just plain wanna chat! Seriously, Shannon practically lives on her computer and would love for somebody to take some time out of their lives and talk to her!...Unless you were a pervert...or a rapist...then Shannon would yell at you, call the police, then kick you where it hurts. And Petra would bite you, and then you would faint because she is venemous, and then you would wake up in the zoo under her basement. If you were doing the same thing to Petra, the same things would happen except instituted by Shannon, and you'd wake up in an underground crater, appendixed to Shannon's closet.

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