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Author has written 91 stories for Batman the Animated Series, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, Final Fantasy VIII, Mario, King of Fighters, Final Fantasy VII, Game X-overs, Justice League, Yu-Gi-Oh, Family Guy, X-Men, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Soul Calibur, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball Z, Super Smash Brothers, Naruto, Code Lyoko, Final Fantasy IX, Anime X-overs, Pokemon, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Last Updated: November 7th, 2009 @ 2:59 A.M. We are the four elements of fandoms: Humor, Adventure, Angst, and Romance Many people have asked why we bold the spoken dialog in most of our stories. The reason is that Master Jin Sonata is a veteran forum role-player, and that style is what has stayed with him ever since. The rest of us? We all adopted his unique style! ~~~ Time Master ~~~~~~~~~~What's In This Profile?~~~~~~~~~~ Section I: Introduction ~~~~~~~~~~Section I: Introduction~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to our profile page, glad you could stumble on in! In this profile you will find some information about us, the authors, the fanfics we will be writing, and much more! We believe that fics should be well made, entertaining, and fun! So stay and enjoy yourself, we would love to hear from you! ~~~~~~~~~~Section II: What's New?~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Announcement! We are still taking story requests! PM or E-Mail us if there is a story you would like us to write! ~~~ Announcement! Take part in our various Mass Fanfic Projects! Please PM Sonata for more information! ~~~ Announcement! Like the fics we've written? Subscribe so you won't miss out on more awesome stories that we write every month! ~~~~~~~~~~Section III: Our Profiles~~~~~~~~~~ Meet the illustrious leader of the group! Name: Daniel Personal Quote: "Humor makes the world go round, and I'm a true believer of that!" A Word From Sonata: "Greetings everyone! I am the self-proclaimed 'King of Comedy!' I'll be rolling out with tons of funny and entertaining stories all across the year 2008, so keep in touch and leave feedback, cuz I love reviews! Peace out, everyone, and to my fans: thanks for all the support!" Meet the hyperactive and lovable member of the group! Name: Anna V. Personal Quote: "The true art of storytelling is to appeal the masses no matter what the genre! Write on and have fun!!" A Word From Time Master: "Hiya!! I'm Daniel's cousin, Anna, and I'm on a mission to write about my favorite games and shows and then screw them up with crazy happenings and events! I also do Romance, Mystery, and Poetry themed fics, something my cousin Daniel refuses to touch! So beware, the evilness that is me is coming! Muahahahahah!! Um, anyways…hope you enjoy my stories!" Meet the evil, emo, no-nonsense member of the group! Name: Gina X. Personal Quote: "Death, darkness, hate, sorrow...and the occasional humor is my muse." A Word From Koaishine: "Um...yeah...I'm Koaishine, friend of Master Jin Sonata. In real life I am a really mean gothic-emo bitch who likes to scare little children. Anyways, I like to write stories based on the dark side of things, you know, angst, horror, and I even do some humor every once in a while if Master Jin bugs me enough...v_v;;;; . Anyways, enjoy the stories or prepare to feel the pain of 'The Hand of Slapping'. Ciao." Meet the newest, artistic, and passionate member of the group! Name: Jeremy Alphonse (Nicknamed Zane) Personal Quote: “Scatter gracefully into the wind." A Word From Flare Zero: "My name is Flare Zero. I am offering my services as a beginner writer under the apprenticeship of the great Master Jin sonata and his associates. My goal is to entertain everyone here. Please give me constructive criticism; I am not afraid of being told what’s good or bad about my writing. Thank you." ~~~~~~~~~~Section IV: Our Statistics~~~~~~~~~~ Here are some of our stats from our profiles that normally can't be seen by others. We are on the favorites list of : 90 members. We are on the author alert list of : 66 members. Total words archived : 317,550 word. Avg. number of words per entry : 3,490. Numbers of hits to our profile page : 17,154 ~~~~~~~~~~Section V: Our Fics~~~~~~~~~~ a. Current Active Stories This is a list of the stories that are currently up and awaiting new chapters to be written. The more user/guest response to our fics, the faster they are updated, easy as that! Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket... Completed Chapter 25/100 b. Our Top Ten Most Popular Fics This list features our most popular fics we have written based on reviews, hits, and fics that have been favorite-ized! This is updated every month. 10) Dynasty Warriors: Dynasty Idiots 2: Letters of Insanity Thank you all for the support and reviews! c. Story Trivia & Facts Below are some facts and trivia about the stories we write! These are updated a couple times a year. When I (Sonata) first joined FanFiction.net back in 2004, the only three fics that were up were Batman’s Bad Day, Star Wars vs Star Trek, and Chrono Street Fighter Cross. However, Chrono Street Fighter Cross and Star Wars vs Star Trek were removed due to a new story guideline rule. After that, I removed all three stories until I felt it was the time to return in full swing. _; The fic Batman’s Bad Day, now called Batman’s Bad Day Rebout EX, has undergone several edits and additions over the years. I am still deciding whether to release the true original version to the public. For a long time, Time Master was merely a fictional character in Sonata’s earliest stories whose sole purpose was to intervene and screw up the actions of the characters in each fic. Eventually, my cousin Anna adopted the name and has since written fics along side me and has written some of her own as well. Sanata’s favorite fics are Batman’s Bad Day, Cao Cao’s Battle Report, and Soul Calibur Beach Party. The Barret vs The Burger King Guy Trilogy was inspired by watching Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, seeing the commercial of the Burger King mascot's first appearance on TV, followed by a nightmare about him the next night. @_@ The fastest fic ever written was Kaiba’s Frustration, which took only 5 minutes to write. Master Jin Sonata's original Cao Cao's Battle Report fic received 7 reviews within 15 minutes of it being uploaded here, the fastest number of responses of any fic to date! @_@ Koaishine hates poetry. You'll never see her write any...ever. ~~ Section VI: Miscellaneous Stuff/ Campaigns ~~ Visit Master Jin Sonata's Message Board! Chat With Us! PM Us!: Just send us a message from the link at the top of this profile page. Campaigns Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now" Long Time FanFiction.net Members!! If you have been a member of Fanfiction.net for three years or more, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list! (Master Jin Sonata, Time Master) If you read it, review it. Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews. Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hates them. Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despise the pairing. Thou shalt paste this in thy profile. Final Word: The role of a writer is not to say what we can say, but what we are unable to say. - Anais Nin | |||||||||||
1. Dynasty Idiots 3: Epic Lunacy » reviewsThe heroes of the three kingdoms are at it again with their asinine antics! Witness even more crazy and dumb scenes involving your favorite heroes from the Three Kingdoms! Rated T for language and violence. Don’t forget to R&R!Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 9-19-092. Final Fantasy Special 3: Mystic Spectrum » reviewsComplete! The third installment of this series. An otherworldly spirit visits the world of Gaia and meets up with the various heroes of the land before they set out on their fateful journeys. Rated K. Please Read and review!Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 3-16-09 - Complete3. Batman Hates Halloween II » reviewsComplete! Sequel to last year’s special! Batman suspects something fishy when an unplanned Halloween party is set to happen in Gotham City. Will he make it through Halloween in one piece, or will the villains win again?Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete4. Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket » reviewsAdmit it, by now the continued presence of Team Rocket may have gotten on your last nerves by now. Now here’s your chance to see the duo be humiliated, owned, and destroyed in any way you please. Tell us their fate and it shall be done! Rated T.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 269 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 4-25-085. Harry Potter and the Massive Crossover of Chaos » reviewsChapter 10 is up! All is normal at Hogwarts…until various movie, comic, and game heroes invade their turf! Nothing will be the same again in this special multi-author project. Request a guest appearance from a movie or comic character! Please R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 12-24-086. The King of Fighters: South Town Stories 2 » reviewsChapter 16 is now up! The sequel to the original smash hit. Witness more randomness with your favorite KOF characters of South Town in this special multi-author project. Join us or request/suggest a future chapter to be written! Please R&R.King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 12-22-087. The Misadventures of Link 2 in: Damn You Navi! » reviewsComplete! Watch as Navi the Navigation Fairy messes with our Hyrulian hero in this series of pseudo-drabble stories. Will Link’s streak of bad luck do him in, or will he finally get back at the annoying fairy? Rated K for mild violence.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 3-12-09 - Link & Navi - Complete8. Wolverine: The Collective Remakes of Awesomeness » reviewsComplete! This is a re-release of my first three comedy themed X-Men fics starring Wolverine. Each story will have new scenes, alternate endings, new chapters, and even a new short at the very end! Seen the originals? These will be worth the read again!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - Complete9. Mario: Luigi's Nightmare reviewsOne-Shot Complete! In this Halloween special, Luigi is caught in a spiral of horrifying events. Will this tragic hero ever get a break? Probably not. Rated T for Disturbing Images and Comic Mischief.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - Luigi - Complete10. Dynasty Idiots 2: Letters of Insanity » reviewsComplete! The final letter is up! We have uncovered various secret letters written by your favorite Dynasty Warriors characters. Witness as the chaos ensues in this special multi-author project.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Complete11. Mario: Princess Peach Drives Bowser Insane reviewsOne-Shot Complete! Prepare to see a whole new side of Peach as she drives Bowser loony after he captures her and takes her prisoner in his own castle. Rated T for language. Review and get a cookie!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-16-09 - Peach & Bowser - Complete12. Final Fantasy Ichi Ni San Shi » reviewsChapter 5 is up! Ichi…Ni…San…Shi…One…Two…Three…Four. Join us as we explore four humorous tales revolving around the world of FFVII. Rated T for language and violence. Please R&R!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 3-12-0913. Soul Calibur: Journey of Randomness » reviewsChapter 4 is up! Twenty-Four complete morons vie for possession of the sacred and cursed swords. Which of your favorite Soul Calibur characters will stand victorious in the end? Rated T for language, violence, and silliness!Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 12-27-0814. Sakura & Friends Shoto School Adventures » reviewsSakura, Ibuki, Makoto, and Karen thought they were going to an Anime Convention, but wind up stuck with Ryu and the other shoto-clones for a month-long retreat in the wilderness. What crazy antics will Sakura and her friends get into this time? Please R&RStreet Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 12-28-0815. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories » reviewsComplete! Naruto takes Jiraiya to court? Gaara is a pharaoh? Orochimaru runs a daycare? Sasuke is a mob boss? Tsunade has a gambling problem? Kikashi and Might Guy are Newscasters? These crazy stories are what you'll find this humorous Naruto Universe!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete16. Sonic: Dr Robotnik’s New Machine reviewsOne-Shot Complete! Here is more proof that Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik is a complete doofus. He creates a new machine that Sonic can't break, but is it really that perfect as he believes? Please read and review! Rated KSonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-17-09 - Sonic & unknown - Complete17. Wolverine Goes Berserk Over Prohibition » reviewsComplete! Watch Wolverine go nuts as he tries to cope with a statewide ban on beer and alcohol! Can the other X-Men help, or will they only things worse for our hero? Rated T for language, violence, and goofy humor! Please R&R!X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Complete18. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Potpourri » reviewsComplete! In this fic, you’ll see a little bit of everything: romance, poetry, mystery, unlikely parings, jokes, and much more within!Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 3-7-08 - Complete19. Mario: Toad The Bastard reviewsOne-Shot Complete! Mario is off to rescue the Princess, but toad intervenes. What is the little mushroom dude up to? Read and find out! Rated TMario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-24-09 - Complete20. Gan Ning’s Gym 3: Night Terrors » reviewsComplete! Chapter 5 is now up! Gan Ning leaves Huang Zhong to manage his gym during the overnight hours. What freaky, strange, and silly events will plague the old senile Shu officer? Rated T for mild language, and violence.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 10-27-08 - Complete21. Final Fantasy Special 2: Storm within the Void » reviewsComplete! The second installment of this series. Leon, aka Squall, wakes up in an alternate reality where everyone who he once knew is now gone. Will he find a way to escape the alternate reality, or will he be consumed within its darkness? Rated T.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 10-22-08 - Complete22. Mario: Liquid Plumber reviewsOne-Shot Complete! A quick short where Mario encounters Liquid Snake and Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series while on a cruise ship. What will happen to our beloved plumber? Rated T for mild language.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete23. Dynasty Warriors: Zhang He’s Dilemma reviewsOne-Shot Complete! This is another writer’s challenge I took up. It’s a short drabble about a brief scene of the flamboyant Wei Officer Zhang He desperately looking for something important to him before battle! Will he find it? Rated T just to be safe.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-26-08 - Complete24. Batman Hates Halloween » reviewsComplete! It’s Halloween night, and Bruce Wayne does not want to deal with any kids like he has the previous years. This year, however, he gets a visit from an unexpected group of mischievous individuals. Rated T for comic mischief.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete25. Wolverine Tries To Find Work » reviewsComplete! A rather lazy Wolverine is forced to go out and get himself a job. Can he find work before midnight, or will he kicked out of the X-Mansion indefinitely? See the humor and chaos that unfolds! Rated T for language, violence, and comic mischief.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete26. The Misadventures of Link in: Baby Ganondorf » reviewsComplete! This is my second fic with the group. Poor Link…Zelda confronts him and asks him to baby-sit an infant version of Ganondorf. How will Link handle the mischievous and evil little brat? Rated K for mild violence & language.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete27. The King of Fighters: South Town Stories » reviewsComplete! It’s a typical day in South Town…or is it? See a series of hilarious events involving many of your favorite King of Fighters characters dealing with everyday life in the streets of South Town. Rated T for language and violence.King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete28. Final Fantasy Special 1: Friendship on the Rocks » reviewsComplete! My first fanfic with the great Sonata and his associates. Tifa leaves Cloud for another man, so Cloud goes to sulk at a neighborhood bar. Will his close buddies be able to cheer him up? Rated T for mild language in later chaps.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete29. The Mega Gundam vs Everyone » reviewsComplete! A gargantuan mobile suit is terrorizing the world. Now its up to the heroes and villains from the different Gundam series to take it out. Can they do it? Rated T for language, crude humor, and violence.Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete30. Mario: Speak or Fight reviewsOne-Shot Complete! This is a writer’s challenge I took up. It’s a short drabble about a brief conversation between Mario and Bowser before they engage in battle. Rated K. Please read and review!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-08 - Mario & Bowser - Complete31. Dynasty Idiots: Silly Dynasty Warrior Shorts » reviewsComplete! Dong Zhuo getting own by a brick? Da Qiao a part-time superhero? Sima Yi getting humiliated in a debate? These are just a few of the silly short stories you’ll find within. Rated T for language, violence, and extremely stupid humor.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete32. Final Fantasy VIII2: The Fashion Show Disaster » reviewsComplete! Sequel to Final Fantasy VIII: Commercial Hell. The FF8 characters are now asked to put on a fashion show! What else could go wrong for our heroes within the next few days of its preparation? Rated T for language, violence, and comic mischief.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete33. Soul Calibur Talent Contest » reviewsComplete! Tira and Nightmare are hosting the first ever Soul Calibur Talent Contest! Which characters will win as ‘Most Talented’ in this funny fic? Rated T for language, violence, and suggestive themes.Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete34. Inuyasha: The Dangers of Modern Times » reviewsComplete! What happens when Inuyasha’s friends and foes seek out Kagome the Modern Era? Let’s just say that she’s going to find out the hard way when things get chaotic. Read and review!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete35. Kaiba’s Frustration 3: Extreme Meltdown » reviewsComplete! This is the final installment of the series. We find Kaiba going nuts again as he tries to debunk Yugi Moto’s ‘Heart of the Cards’ theory. Will Kaiba get it through his thick skull and change his failed playing strategies?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete36. Batman’s Bad Day Zero: Prelude To Chaos » reviewsComplete! This is the prequel to our Batman’s Bad Day Trilogy. How exactly did the Joker come up with the plan to completely own the Dark Knight? Witness the events that eventually led to Batman’s humiliating downfall. Rated T for language and violence.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete37. Final Fantasy VIII: Commercial Hell » reviewsComplete! What happens when the characters from FF8 appear in real life advertisements? All hell breaks loose! Nothing will seem the same when they get involved! Rated T for language.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete38. Severus Snape vs Harry Potter: The Wizardry Wars » reviewsComplete! Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape duke it out in a series of events as they try to one up each other. Who will win in this chaotic fic? Rated T for language, violence, and plenty of stuff that is just plain wrong!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete39. DBZ: The Intergalactic Bowling Tournament Remix » reviewsComplete! The updated version with new content in later chapters. Five teams from the DBZ Universe face off against one another as they bowl and try to win the cup! Random and crazy events ensue! Rated T for language and violence.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 11-11-07 - Complete40. Wolverine Tries To Date Scott’s Girlfriend » reviewsComplete! Wolverine is at it with his silly antics again, this time trying to get real cozy with Jean Grey, but Cyclops doesn’t like it one bit. All hell could break loose as Cyclops tries to stop Wolverine from taking his girlfriend out on a date.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete41. Burger King Z » reviewsComplete! Sequel to McDragonballs and Jack In The Ball Z. Goku and Vegeta now work at Burger King! Will they survive one day of public service, or will annoying costumers, co-workers, and their creepy boss push them over the edge?Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete42. The FF7 Crew Vs The Burger King Guy 2: Duo Bout reviewsOne Shot Complete! The sequel to The FF7 Crew vs The Burger King Guy: Ghost bout. The Burger King mascot teams up with Sephiroth as they try to kill Cloud and the gang! Can they stop this deadly alliance? Rated T for language and violence.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-08 - Complete43. Link And His Merry Men: A Twisted Robin Hood Tale » reviewsComplete! A look at Link and his band of bumbling thieves as they try to get through many a day in their quest to save Nottingham from the corrupt leaders and officers, However, this will prove to be much harder then expected. Rated T for language.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete44. Sakura Annoys The Hell Out Of M Bison » reviewsComplete! The hyperactive Sakura you all now and love from my first street fighter fic is back to annoy M. Bison to the max! How will the Shadaloo gang handle the sweet yet destructive street fighter? Rated T for violence and crude humor.Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete45. Kyo And Iori’s Restaurant » reviewsComplete! Sequel to Kyo’s Ice Cream Shoppe and Iori’s Deli. The two rivals unknowingly rent out the same building that will become a restaurant. Can these two get along for once, or will all hell break loose again? Rated T for language, and violence.King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete46. Cao Cao's Battle Report 4: End of Honor » reviewsComplete! Chapter 6 is up! This is the final installment of the Battle Report series. This is Cao Cao’s last chance to successfully rule over China. Can he do it, or will he and his entire army screw up again? Rated T for language and goofy violence.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete47. Zidane's Christmas Party reviewsOne-Shot Complete! It's Christmas time in Alexandria, and Zidane is putting together a big holiday party at the castle. Little does he know that Eiko will be competing for Zidane's attention from Dagger. Will Eiko get her way? Rated T for mild language.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-17-07 - Complete48. Wolverine Shouldn't Fight Magneto Alone » reviewsComplete! Sequel to Wolverine Just Wants His Beer, Bub. Wolverine encounters Magneto and tries to stop him alone on several occasions. Will Wolverine find a way to defeat him, or will he get owned every time? Rated T for language and violence.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 9-13-07 - Complete49. Gan Ning's Gym 2: Another Day » reviewsComplete! Sequel to the original fic. A month has passed since Gan Ning opened his new fitness center for all of the Dynasty Warriors to use. Now that he has expanded his gym, Gan Ning is faced with even more ridiculous events! Rated T for mild violence.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete50. Code Lyoko: Jeremie’s Computer Gets Busted » reviewsComplete! Odd accidentally breaks Jeremie’s computer, and now he and the rest of the Lyoko gang have to do odd jobs around the school to work off the damages. Hilarity and crazy situations will follow! Rated T for mild language.Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete51. The King Of Fighters News At Five » reviewsComplete! Did you know The King of Fighters cast have their own news program? Witness some weird and hilarious news reports involving your favorite characters. Rated T for language and violence.King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete52. Jack In The Ball Z » reviewsComplete! This is the sequel to McDragonballs. Goku, Vegeta, and a few other Z Fighters work at a fast food restaurant that parodies Jack In The Box. What crazy antics will follow for the saiyans and their buddies? Rated T for language and crude humor.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 9-13-07 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete53. Eiko's Kitchen » reviewsComplete! In the kingdom of Alexandria lies a weekly cooking program filmed in the kitchen of Alexandria Castle. Eiko, the little summoner girl you all love or hate hosts her first show! Will things go as planned? Rated T for language and gross humor.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-24-07 - Published: 8-16-07 - Eiko C. - Complete54. Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again » reviewsComplete! After a string of recent robberies have the police of Quahog dumbfounded, it’s up to Mayor Adam West to put on his old Batman costume and save the day once again…but can this delusional mayor handle it alone? Rated T for crude humor.Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 5-9-07 - Complete55. Batman's Bad Day 3: The Semi Sweet Escape » reviewsComplete! This is the rewritten sequel to Batman's Bad Day 2: Prison Folly. Batman and Robin escape from Gotham City, but are being trailed by several well known villains. Can the Dynamic Duo find safety in another city? Rated T for language and violence.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete56. Proper Education » reviewsComplete! Chapter 4 is now up! What happens when Balamb hires an oddball group of people to try to teach a class? I’ll tell you one thing, Cid shouldn’t have hired such cheap service. Rated T for language. Please R&R!Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete57. McDragonballs » reviewsComplete! Goku and Vegeta work at a fast food joint that's a parody of McDonalds! This can’t be good. See the mess the two make in this crazy fic. Rated T for language and crude humor.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete58. Sakura's Shoto Fan Club » reviewsComplete! Sakura starts her own Fan Club that idolizes Ryu and all the other guys who share the similar discipline! When Karen finds out about this, she tries to spoil the fun. It’s an all out girl fest from here on out! Rated T for language.Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete59. Mario Gets Owned 3: Super Smash Brothers Style » reviewsComplete! Mario is once again zapped into a videogame, where Bowser and familiar enemies take pleasure of getting revenge on the plumber for the last time. Rated T for mild language, violence, and Mario bashing. Please R and R!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 7-16-07 - Complete60. Gan Ning's Gym » reviewsComplete! Gan Ning opens a gym in the center of the Three Kingdoms. Will he able to handle a days' worth of weird, funny, and horrifying events within his fitness center? Rated T for crude humor.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete61. Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List » reviewsComplete! These are a series of shorts listing the reasons why Professor Severus Snape is no longer allowed to fly on an airplane. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for language and crude humor in later chapters. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 6-3-07 - Complete62. Soul Calibur Beach Party » reviewsComplete! The cast of the Soul Calibur series get together for a party at the beach. Will they get along, let alone get through a day of faults and mishaps? Read and find out! Rated T for language, violence, and some suggestive themes.Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete63. Inuyasha: Cavern Foulplay » reviewsComplete! What happens when the heroes and villains of Inuyasha get stuck in a pitchblack cavern? A lot of arguing, hilarity, and foul play ensues! See what becomes of them! Rated T for language and crude humor.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete64. Cao Cao's Battle Report 3: Total Chaos » reviewsComplete! Another altercation involving Cao Cao dealing with the other kingdoms during a decisive battle. Only this time, he is faced with a far greater problem: His own stupid generals! Will he ever get a break? Rated T for violence and language.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 5-10-07 - Complete65. Mario Gets Owned 2: Bowser's New Game » reviewsComplete! Bowser owned Mario by controlling his actions in the original Super Mario Bros game, so Bowser does it again in his new game: Super Mario Bros 2. Poor Mario… Rated T for violence, language, and plenty Mario bashing.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 5-10-07 - Complete66. Superman's Bad Day » reviewsComplete! Batman isn’t the only superhero who has a bad day once in a while. Now witness the ‘Man of Steel’ make it through a day of blunders and mishaps. Who's behind all of this and what's the motive? Rated T for Superman bashing, violence and language.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete67. Iori's Deli » reviewsComplete! Sequel to Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe. Iori opens a deli. Will he have better luck earning money in his own shoppe then he did at Kyo's? It's going to be one long day for him after he hires an odd group of workers. Rated T for language and violence.King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 5-26-07 - Complete68. Palmer And His Coffee Crises, OH NO! reviewsOne-Shot Complete! In this installment, Palmer goes ballistic when someone knocks over his muchneeded cup of coffee. The citizens of Midgar will soon feel the fury of an angry fat guy. Rated T for language and violence.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-7-07 - Palmer - Complete69. Wolverine Just Wants His Beer, Bub » reviewsComplete! Sequel to Wolverine’s Birthday Party. Logan has a huge craving for a beer. What lengths will he go to get a cold drink? He’s going to have one hell of a day when he sees who’s selling the stuff. Rated T for violence and language.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-20-07 - Complete70. Dreams of Balamb Garden: Of Women » reviewsComplete! These are a series of short one shots focusing on the ladies of Balamb and the perspectives of their own trials and self doubts. These are the dreams of women, guided by their own undeniable fate. Rated T for mild language.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 3-31-07 - Complete71. What It Feels Like For A Girl reviewsOne-Shot Complete! A short songfic depicting Selphie and her determination to tell Irvine how she feels about him. Rated K. Please R and R!Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-07 - Selphie T. & Irvine K. - Complete72. Versus: Encounters of Fate » reviewsComplete! A humorous and serious look at several parings of random videogame characters and their fateful encounters and connections with one another. Epic? Maybe. Silly? You decide. Read and find out! Rated T for language and violence.Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 1-20-07 - Complete73. Wolverine's Birthday Party » reviewsComplete! Logan’s birthday is tomorrow, and the mutants at Xavier’s School prepare to throw a surprise party for him, but everything goes terribly wrong in the process. Read and find out what happens. Rated T for language.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete74. Palmer Wants Coffee, NOW! reviewsOne-Shot Complete! Beware of Palmer's rampage! Palmer goes nuts when he loses his first cup of coffee, and decides to take it out on everyone at the Shrinra Corporation. Someone cue the tragic music! Rated T for strong language and violence.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-07 - Palmer - Complete75. The FF7 Crew vs The Burger King Guy: Ghost Bout reviewsOne-Shot Complete! Continuation of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy saga. The presumably dead Burger King Guy returns as a ghost to haunt Barret and his friends. How do they take care of this annoying mascot? Rated T for language and violence.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-22-07 - Complete76. Kaiba's Frustration 2: A Stroke of Bad Luck? » reviewsComplete! This is the sequel to the first Kaiba’s Frustration fic. Now we take a deeper look in the mind of Kaiba and why he’s being so hostile to Yugi Moto and the others. Can he be helped? Kaiba's crazy antics continue here! Rated T for language.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 3-20-07 - Complete77. How To Race A Chocobo: A Chocobo Racer's Guide reviewsComplete! This is the sequel to my first fic, How To Catch A Chocobo. The infamous racer Joe shows you the basics of Chocobo racing and preparation, while Cloud gets messed up even more as he tries to befriend the Chocobo he caught. Rated T for violence.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-07 - Complete78. Kaiba's Frustration: The Sore Loser reviewsOne-Shot Complete! A short, somewhat pointless spoof about Kaiba going totally ballistic during a duel against Yugi Moto. Rated T for language and crazy violence.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-07 - Seto K. - Complete79. Barret vs The Burger King Guy 3: Final Bout reviewsComplete! The final episode of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy trilogy. The tension between Barret and the BKG explodes as Cloud and the rest of the FF7 gang joins in on the conflict. Who will win in the end? Rated T for violence and heavy language.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-17-07 - Barret W. - Complete80. Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe » reviewsComplete! Kyo opens an ice cream shoppe in South Town, but needs a few good people to help him run it. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for violence, language, and plenty of Iori bashing!King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete81. How To Catch A Chocobo: A Chocobo Sage's Guide reviewsComplete! The Chocobo Sage presents a step by step guide on how to successfully catch a Chocobo. And who’s the lucky victim that’ll be assisting him in this demo? Why our very own spiky haired hero Cloud of course! Rated K Plus for mild violence.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-07 - Complete82. Cactuar Gone Wild: Prickly Intent » reviewsComplete! Squall summons Cactuar during a training session at Balamb, but it goes completely awol. What happens to everyone in the garden when a crazed, murderous cactus goes on a rampage? Dare to find out? Rated T for mild language and lots of violence!Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete83. Cao Cao's Battle Report 2: Battlefield Folly » reviewsComplete! Cao Cao is on the battlefield, and gets several odd reports from one of his scouts. He goes to investigate. Hilarity and violence ensues! Rated T for language and violence. Please R and R!Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 11-8-06 - Complete84. Barret vs The Burger King Guy 2: Second Bout reviewsComplete! This is the second episode of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy trilogy. Barret and the gang go to Burger King for lunch. There, Barret has a big surprise waiting for him from an old foe. Rated T for language and violence.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-29-07 - Barret W. - Complete85. Barret vs The Burger King Guy: First Bout reviewsComplete! The first episode of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy trilogy. Barret pisses off the Burger King guy, who gets revenge by giving Barret a run for his money in one hectic night. Contains language and violence aplenty!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-7-07 - Barret W. - Complete86. Mario Gets Owned: Bowser's Revenge reviewsComplete! Mario has a heck of a time getting through World 1, Stage 1 of the original Super Mario Bros. game. Will he be able reach the castle, or will he face utter humiliation? Rated T for language.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-06 - Mario & Bowser - Complete87. Sakura's Concert Tickets » reviewsComplete! Sakura gets two tickets to the greatest teen rockgroup concert in the world, but she needs someone to go with her. Her quest to find another hopeful takes her around the world. Beware the craziness that ensues. Rated T for violence.Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete88. The FF8 Cast Watches Dora The Explorer…Sorta reviewsOne-Shot Complete! It’s Seifer’s turn to get a flick for Balamb's weekly Movie Night, and gets a very obscure video. How will the others react? Rated M: Warning, includes very heavy language and violence.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete89. Batman's Bad Day 2: Prison Folly » reviewsComplete! This is the direct sequel to Batman's Bad Day: Rebout EX. Batman and Robin are in Prison! Dick is dumber, and Bruce Wayne get's messed up even more! Will they survive? Rated T for language and violence.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-23-06 - Published: 4-19-06 - Complete90. Cao Cao's Battle Report reviewsComplete! In the year 206 A.D. Cao Cao, the ruler of the Wei Forces, got completely owned by the opposing kingdoms. This is Cao Cao’s Battle Report. Rated T for mild language and violence.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-29-06 - Complete91. Batman's Bad Day: Rebout EX » reviewsComplete! This is the updated classic fic with new scenes added! Batman has a really bad day. Will the villains of Gotham get the best of him? Read and find out! Rated T for Bat violence, Bat stupidity, and random craziness.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - Complete
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