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Author has written 74 stories for Batman the Animated Series, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, Final Fantasy VIII, Mario, King of Fighters, Final Fantasy VII, Game X-overs, Justice League, Yu-Gi-Oh, Family Guy, X-Men, Harry Potter, Zelda, Soul Calibur, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball Z, Super Smash Brothers, Naruto, Code Lyoko, Final Fantasy IX, Anime X-overs, and Pokemon.

Last Updated: November 5th, 2008 @ 9:09 P.M.
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~~~~~~~~~~What's In This Profile?~~~~~~~~~~
Section I: Introduction
Section II: What's New?
Section III: Our Profiles
Section IV: Our Statistics
Section V: Our Fics
a. Current Active Stories
b. Our Top Ten Most Popular Fics
c. Story Trivia & Facts
Section VI: Miscellaneous Stuff/Campaigns
~~~~~~~~~~Section I: Introduction~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to our profile page, glad you could stumble on in! In this profile you will find some information about us, the authors, the fanfics we will be writing, and much more! We believe that fics should be well made, entertaining, and fun! So stay and enjoy yourself, we would love to hear from you!
~~~~~~~~~~Section II: What's New?~~~~~~~~~~
~~~ New Announcement! 25 new stories are planned for this Fall! Stay tuned for further details!
~~~ Old News! This profile page has passed the 5000 views mark! Thanks for reading about us and keeping updated on our projects!
~~~~~~~~~~Section III: Our Profiles~~~~~~~~~~
Meet the illustrious leader of the group!
Name: Daniel
Gender: Male
Pen Name: Master Jin Sonata (Sonata)
Age: 21
Hobbies: Writing, reading, cooking, playing videogames and web page design
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Games: Final Fantasy VIII, Chrono Cross, King of Fighters, Street Fighter, Dynasty Warriors Series, Grandia Series, Legend of Legaia Series, Onimusha Series, Soul Calibur Series, Tekken Series, Devil May Cry Series, Tales of The Abyss
Favorite Anime Shows: Dragon Ball Z, Kodocha, Naruto, Shingu, Ghost Stories, Read or Die, Shingu, Alien 9, Boogiepop Phantom, Ghost in the Shell, Serial Experiments Lain, Shrine of the Morning Mist.
Favorite Music: I like a little of everything, but if ya wanna know: Fergie, Pink Floyd, Franz Ferdinad, Cranberries, Daft Punk, Justin Timberlake, and ABBA are always good too. Now I'm into Aaliyah and Shiny Toy Guns!
Personal Quote: "Humor makes the world go round, and I'm a true believer of that!"
A Word From Sonata: "Greetings everyone! I am the self-proclaimed 'King of Comedy!' I'll be rolling out with tons of funny and entertaining stories all across the year 2008, so keep in touch and leave feedback, cuz I love reviews! Peace out, everyone, and to my fans: thanks for all the support!"
Meet the hyperactive and lovable member of the group!
Name: Anna V.
Gender: Female
Pen Name: Time Master (T.M.)
Age: 20
Hobbies: Writing, poetry writing, hanging out with friends, listening to music
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Food: Tacos
Favorite Games: Suikoden, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy XII, Legend of Dragoon, Sonic Adventure, Genji: Dawn of the Samurai
Favorite Anime Shows: Narue, Patlabor, Witch Hunter Robin, Trinity Blood, El Hazard, Slayers, Super Gals, Kodocha, Noein, Death Note, To Heart, MagiKano, Venus vs Virus
Favorite Music: Anything by Kylie Minogue, Madonna, and Gwen Stefani
Personal Quote: "The true art of storytelling is to appeal the masses no matter what the genre! Write on and have fun!!"
A Word From Time Master: "Hiya!! I'm Daniel's cousin, Anna, and I'm on a mission to write about my favorite games and shows and then screw them up with crazy happenings and events! I also do Romance, Mystery, and Poetry themed fics, something my cousin Daniel refuses to touch! So beware, the evilness that is me is coming! Muahahahahah!! Um, anyways…hope you enjoy my stories!"
Meet the evil, emo, no-nonsense member of the group!
Name: Gina X.
Gender: Female
Pen Name: Granis Koaishine (Koaishine)
Age: 24
Hobbies: Writing music, reading, listening to rock music
Favorite Color: Black and Grey
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Games: Digital Devil Saga, Devil May Cry, God of War, Guitar Hero
Favorite Anime Shows: Dragon Ball Z, Ghost in the Shell, Code Lyoko
Favorite Music: ACDC, Ozzy, anything metal and rock, J-Pop, K-Pop, J-Rock, K-Rock
Personal Quote: "Death, darkness, hate, sorrow...and the occasional humor is my muse."
A Word From Koaishine: "Um...yeah...I'm Koaishine, friend of Master Jin Sonata. In real life I am a really mean gothic-emo bitch who likes to scare little children. Anyways, I like to write stories based on the dark side of things, you know, angst, horror, and I even do some humor every once in a while if Master Jin bugs me enough...v_v;;;; . Anyways, enjoy the stories or prepare to feel the pain of 'The Hand of Slapping'. Ciao."
Meet the newest, artistic, and passionate member of the group!
Name: Zane
Gender: Male
Pen Name: Flare Zero
Age: 14
Hobbies: Painting, writing
Favorite Color: Blue and Yellow
Favorite Food: Sandwiches
Favorite Games: ICO, Shadow of Colossus, Shadow of Destiny, Final Fantasy X, Zelda Series
Favorite Anime Shows: Doesn’t like it.
Favorite Music: New Age, Alternative, Classical
Personal Quote: “Scatter gracefully into the wind."
A Word From Flare Zero: "My name is Flare Zero. I am offering my services as a beginner writer under the apprenticeship of the great Master Jin sonata and his associates. My goal is to entertain everyone here. Please give me constructive criticism; I am not afraid of being told what’s good or bad about my writing. Thank you."
~~~~~~~~~~Section IV: Our Statistics~~~~~~~~~~
Here are some of our stats from our profiles that normally can't be seen by others.
We are on the favorites list of : 63 members.
We are on the author alert list of : 49 members.
Total words archived : 252,827 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 3,417.
Numbers of hits to our profile page : 5816.
Number of stories that have been beta read by us so far : 172.
~~~~~~~~~~Section V: Our Fics~~~~~~~~~~
a. Current Active Stories
This is a list of the stories that are currently up and awaiting new chapters to be written. The more user/guest response to our fics, the faster they are updated, easy as that!
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories Completed Chapter 17/25
Nauto: Ultimate Ninja Potpourri Completed Chapter 4/12
Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket Completed Chapter 16/100
Gan Ning's Gym 3: Night Terrors Completed Chapter 2/?
Final Fantasy Special 2: Storm Within The Void Completed Chapter 2/5
Nightmares of Balamb Garden: Zero Hour Thrillers Completed Chapter 1/7
Batman Hates Halloween Completed Chapter 1/2
b. Our Top Ten Most Popular Fics
This list features our most popular fics we have written based on reviews, hits, and fics that have been favorite-ized! This is updated every month.
10) Street Fighter: Sakura Annoys The Hell Out Of M Bison
9) Dynasty Warriors: Dynasty Idiots: Silly D.W. Shorts
8) Code Lyoko: Jeremie's Computer Gets Busted
7) Final Fantasy IX: Eiko's Kitchen
6) Family Guy: Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again
5) Soul Calibur: The Beach Party
4) The King of Fighters: South Town Stories
3) Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories
2) Harry Potter: Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List
1) Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket
Thank you all for the support and reviews!
c. Story Trivia & Facts
Below are some facts and trivia about the stories we write! These are updated a couple times a year.
When I (Sonata) first joined FanFiction.net back in 2004, the only three fics that were up were Batman’s Bad Day, Star Wars vs Star Trek, and Chrono Street Fighter Cross. However, Chrono Street Fighter Cross and Star Wars vs Star Trek were removed due to a new story guideline rule. After that, I removed all three stories until I felt it was the time to return in full swing. _;
The fic Batman’s Bad Day, now called Batman’s Bad Day Rebout EX, has undergone several edits and additions over the years. I am still deciding whether to release the true original version to the public.
For a long time, Time Master was merely a fictional character in Sonata’s earliest stories whose sole purpose was to intervene and screw up the actions of the characters in each fic. Eventually, my cousin Anna adopted the name and has since written fics along side me and has written some of her own as well.
Sanata’s favorite fics are Batman’s Bad Day, Cao Cao’s Battle Report, and Soul Calibur Beach Party.
The Barret vs The Burger King Guy Trilogy was inspired by watching Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, seeing the commercial of the Burger King mascot's first appearance on TV, followed by a nightmare about him the next night. @_@
The fastest fic ever written was Kaiba’s Frustration, which took only 5 minutes to write.
Master Jin Sonata's original Cao Cao's Battle Report fic received 7 reviews within 15 minutes of it being uploaded here, the fastest number of responses of any fic to date! @_@
Koaishine hate poetry. You'll never see her write any...ever.
~~ Section VI: Miscellaneous Stuff/ Campaigns ~~
Visit Master Jin Sonata's Message Board!
Hello! After you are finished reading our fics, visit my message board called 'The Ethereal Nation Online'. There, you can talk about the latest subjects, read some more fanfics and original stories, and even role-play! Join today!
This is the url to get there: http://www.dinoson.proboards.com
Sidenote: Sonata's username there is Nu Chaos Perfect!
Chat With Us!
Drop us a message once in a while and let's chat via PM or E-Mail, or chat with Master Jin Sonata via IM!
PM Us!: Just send us a message from the link at the top of this profile page.
Jin's MSN IM Address: Doodlebaum-dd@msn.com
Jin and Time Master's E-Mail: dinoson2@yahoo.com
Koaishine's E-Mail: koaishine@gmail.com
Flare Zero: Wishes to only be contacted via PM
Campaigns
Stop Flamers Now!
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"
Long Time FanFiction.net Members!!
If you have been a member of Fanfiction.net for three years or more, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list! (Master Jin Sonata, Time Master)
If you read it, review it.
Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.

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1. Gan Ning’s Gym 3: Night Terrors » reviews
A Halloween Special! Gan Ning leaves Huang Zhong to manage his gym during the overnight hours. What freaky, strange, and silly events will plague the old senile Shu officer? Rated T for mild language, violence, and gross humor.
Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-27-08

2. Final Fantasy Special 2: Storm within the Void » reviews
Leon wakes up in an alternate reality where everyone who he once knew is now gone. Will he find a way to escape the alternate reality, or will he be consumed within its darkness? Poetry within each chapter as well.
Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-22-08

3. Batman Hates Halloween reviews
It’s Halloween night, and Bruce Wayne does not want to deal with any kids like he has the previous years. This year, however, he gets a visit from an unexpected group of mischievous individuals. Rated T for violence, language, and comic mischief.
Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-30-08

4. Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket » reviews
Admit it, by now the continued presence of Team Rocket may have gotten on your last nerves by now. Now here’s your chance to see the duo be humiliated, owned, and destroyed in any way you please. Tell us their fate and it shall be done! Rated T.
Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,696 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 4-25-08

5. Nightmares of Balamb Garden: Zero Hour Thrillers reviews
A Halloween themed fic written by all four of us authors! Join Sorceress Edea as she presents five short tales involving the men from Balamb Garden as they try to survive a night of scary and stupid horrors! Rated T for silly violence and language.
Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-08

6. Wolverine Tries To Find Work » reviews
Complete! A rather lazy Wolverine is forced to go out and get himself a job. Can he find work before midnight, or will he kicked out of the X-Mansion indefinitely? See the humor and chaos that unfolds! Rated T for language, violence, and comic mischief.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 4-29-08

7. The Misadventures of Link in: Baby Ganondorf » reviews
Complete! This is my second fic with the group. Poor Link…Zelda confronts him and asks him to baby-sit an infant version of Ganondorf. How will Link handle the mischievous and evil little brat? Rated K for mild violence & language.
Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 8-1-08

8. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories » reviews
Naruto takes Jiraiya to court? Gaara is a pharaoh? Orochimaru runs a daycare? Sasuke is a mob boss? Tsunade has a gambling problem? Kikashi and Might Guy are Newscasters? These crazy stories are just the beginning in this humorous Naruto Universe!
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 8-16-07

9. The King of Fighters: South Town Stories » reviews
Complete! It’s a typical day in South Town…or is it? See a series of hilarious events involving many of your favorite King of Fighters characters dealing with everyday life in the streets of South Town. Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - King of Fighters - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 1-26-08

10. Final Fantasy Special 1: Friendship on the Rocks » reviews
Complete! My first fanfic with the great Sonata and his associates. Tifa leaves Cloud for another man, so Cloud goes to sulk at a neighborhood bar. Will his close buddies be able to cheer him up? Rated T for mild language in later chaps.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 8-1-08

11. Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Potpourri » reviews
In this fic, you’ll see a little bit of everything: romance, poetry, mystery, unlikely parings, jokes, and much more within. The bonus: You the reader can request what you want to see written within this fic, and we’ll do it! Leave feedback and enjoy!
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 3-7-08

12. The Mega Gundam vs Everyone » reviews
Complete! A gargantuan mobile suit is terrorizing the world. Now its up to the heroes and villains from the different Gundam series to take it out. Can they do it? Rated T for language, crude humor, and violence.
Complete - Anime X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 9-13-07

13. Mario: Speak or Fight reviews
One-Shot Complete! This is a writer’s challenge I took up. It’s a short drabble about a brief conversation between Mario and Bowser before they engage in battle. Rated K. Please read and review!
Complete - Mario - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-08

14. Dynasty Idiots: Silly Dynasty Warrior Shorts » reviews
Complete! Dong Zhuo getting own by a brick? Da Qiao a part-time superhero? Sima Yi getting humiliated in a debate? These are just a few of the silly short stories you’ll find within. Rated T for language, violence, and extremely stupid humor.
Complete - Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 1-26-08

15. Final Fantasy VIII2: The Fashion Show Disaster » reviews
Complete! Sequel to Final Fantasy VIII: Commercial Hell. The FF8 characters are now asked to put on a fashion show! What else could go wrong for our heroes within the next few days of its preparation? Rated T for language, violence, and comic mischief.
Complete - Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 4-29-08

16. Soul Calibur Talent Contest » reviews
Complete! Tira and Nightmare are hosting the first ever Soul Calibur Talent Contest! Which characters will win as ‘Most Talented’ in this funny fic? Rated T for language, violence, and suggestive themes.
Complete - Soul Calibur - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 1-26-08

17. Inuyasha: The Dangers of Modern Times » reviews
What happens when Inuyasha’s friends and foes seek out Kagome the Modern Era? Let’s just say that she’s going to find out the hard way when things get chaotic. Read and review!
Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 1-26-08

18. Kaiba’s Frustration 3: Extreme Meltdown » reviews
Complete! This is the final installment of the series. We find Kaiba going nuts again as he tries to debunk Yugi Moto’s ‘Heart of the Cards’ theory. Will Kaiba get it through his thick skull and change his failed playing strategies?
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 1-26-08

19. Batman’s Bad Day Zero: Prelude To Chaos » reviews
Complete! This is the prequel to our Batman’s Bad Day Trilogy. How exactly did the Joker come up with the plan to completely own the Dark Knight? Witness the events that eventually led to Batman’s humiliating downfall. Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Justice League - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 1-26-08

20. Final Fantasy VIII: Commercial Hell » reviews
Complete! What happens when the characters from FF8 appear in real life advertisements? All hell breaks loose! Nothing will seem the same when they get involved! Rated T for language.
Complete - Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 1-26-08

21. Severus Snape vs Harry Potter: The Wizardry Wars » reviews
Complete! Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape duke it out in a series of events as they try to one up each other. Who will win in this chaotic fic? Rated T for language, violence, and plenty of stuff that is just plain wrong!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 8-16-07

22. DBZ: The Intergalactic Bowling Tournament Remix » reviews
Complete! The updated version with new content in later chapters. Five teams from the DBZ Universe face off against one another as they bowl and try to win the cup! Random and crazy events ensue! Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 11-11-07

23. Wolverine Tries To Date Scott’s Girlfriend » reviews
Complete! Wolverine is at it with his silly antics again, this time trying to get real cozy with Jean Grey, but Cyclops doesn’t like it one bit. All hell could break loose as Cyclops tries to stop Wolverine from taking his girlfriend out on a date.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 1-26-08

24. Burger King Z » reviews
Complete! Sequel to McDragonballs and Jack In The Ball Z. Goku and Vegeta now work at Burger King! Will they survive one day of public service, or will annoying costumers, co-workers, and their creepy boss push them over the edge?
Complete - Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 1-26-08

25. The FF7 Crew Vs The Burger King Guy 2: Duo Bout reviews
One Shot Complete! The sequel to The FF7 Crew vs The Burger King Guy: Ghost bout. The Burger King mascot teams up with Sephiroth as they try to kill Cloud and the gang! Can they stop this deadly alliance? Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-26-08

26. Link And His Merry Men: A Twisted Robin Hood Tale » reviews
Complete! A look at Link and his band of bumbling thieves as they try to get through many a day in their quest to save Nottingham from the corrupt leaders and officers, However, this will prove to be much harder then expected. Rated T for language.
Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 6-6-07

27. Sakura Annoys The Hell Out Of M Bison » reviews
Complete! The hyperactive Sakura you all now and love from my first street fighter fic is back to annoy M. Bison to the max! How will the Shadaloo gang handle the sweet yet destructive street fighter? Rated T for violence and crude humor.
Complete - Street Fighter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 9-13-07

28. Kyo And Iori’s Restaurant » reviews
Complete! Sequel to Kyo’s Ice Cream Shoppe and Iori’s Deli. The two rivals unknowingly rent out the same building that will become a restaurant. Can these two get along for once, or will all hell break loose again? Rated T for language, and violence.
Complete - King of Fighters - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 8-17-07

29. Cao Cao's Battle Report 4: End of Honor » reviews
Complete! Chapter 6 is up! This is the final installment of the Battle Report series. This is Cao Cao’s last chance to successfully rule over China. Can he do it, or will he and his entire army screw up again? Rated T for language and goofy violence.
Complete - Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 8-16-07

30. Zidane's Christmas Party reviews
One-Shot Complete! It's Christmas time in Alexandria, and Zidane is putting together a big holiday party at the castle. Little does he know that Eiko will be competing for Zidane's attention from Dagger. Will Eiko get her way? Rated T for mild language.
Complete - Final Fantasy IX - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-17-07

31. Wolverine Shouldn't Fight Magneto Alone » reviews
Complete! Sequel to Wolverine Just Wants His Beer, Bub. Wolverine encounters Magneto and tries to stop him alone on several occasions. Will Wolverine find a way to defeat him, or will he get owned every time? Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 9-13-07

32. Gan Ning's Gym 2: Another Day » reviews
Complete! Sequel to the original fic. A month has passed since Gan Ning opened his new fitness center for all of the Dynasty Warriors to use. Now that he has expanded his gym, Gan Ning is faced with even more ridiculous events! Rated T for mild violence.
Complete - Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 8-16-07

33. Code Lyoko: Jeremie’s Computer Gets Busted » reviews
Complete! Odd accidentally breaks Jeremie’s computer, and now he and the rest of the Lyoko gang have to do odd jobs around the school to work off the damages. Hilarity and crazy situations will follow! Rated T for mild language.
Complete - Code Lyoko - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 8-16-07

34. The King Of Fighters News At Five » reviews
Complete! Did you know The King of Fighters cast have their own news program? Witness some weird and hilarious news reports involving your favorite characters. Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - King of Fighters - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 7-7-07

35. Jack In The Ball Z » reviews
Complete! This is the sequel to McDragonballs. Goku, Vegeta, and a few other Z Fighters work at a fast food restaurant that parodies Jack In The Box. What crazy antics will follow for the saiyans and their buddies? Rated T for language and crude humor.
Complete - Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 9-13-07

36. Eiko's Kitchen » reviews
Complete! In the kingdom of Alexandria lies a weekly cooking program filmed in the kitchen of Alexandria Castle. Eiko, the little summoner girl you all love or hate hosts her first show! Will things go as planned? Rated T for language and gross humor.
Complete - Final Fantasy IX - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-24-07 - Published: 8-16-07

37. Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again » reviews
Complete! After a string of recent robberies have the police of Quahog dumbfounded, it’s up to Mayor Adam West to put on his old Batman costume and save the day once again…but can this delusional mayor handle it alone? Rated T for crude humor.
Complete - Family Guy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 5-9-07

38. Batman's Bad Day 3: The Semi Sweet Escape » reviews
Complete! This is the rewritten sequel to Batman's Bad Day 2: Prison Folly. Batman and Robin escape from Gotham City, but are being trailed by several well known villains. Can the Dynamic Duo find safety in another city? Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 5-30-07

39. Proper Education » reviews
Complete! Chapter 4 is now up! What happens when Balamb hires an oddball group of people to try to teach a class? I’ll tell you one thing, Cid shouldn’t have hired such cheap service. Rated T for language. Please R&R!
Complete - Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 7-7-07

40. McDragonballs » reviews
Complete! Goku and Vegeta work at a fast food joint that's a parody of McDonalds! This can’t be good. See the mess the two make in this crazy fic. Rated T for language and crude humor.
Complete - Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 7-7-07

41. Sakura's Shoto Fan Club » reviews
Complete! Sakura starts her own Fan Club that idolizes Ryu and all the other guys who share the similar discipline! When Karen finds out about this, she tries to spoil the fun. It’s an all out girl fest from here on out! Rated T for language.
Complete - Street Fighter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 2-16-07

42. Mario Gets Owned 3: Super Smash Brothers Style » reviews
Complete! Mario is once again zapped into a videogame, where Bowser and familiar enemies take pleasure of getting revenge on the plumber for the last time. Rated T for mild language, violence, and Mario bashing. Please R and R!
Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 7-16-07

43. Gan Ning's Gym » reviews
Complete! Gan Ning opens a gym in the center of the Three Kingdoms. Will he able to handle a days' worth of weird, funny, and horrifying events within his fitness center? Rated T for crude humor.
Complete - Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-7-07

44. Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List » reviews
Complete! These are a series of shorts listing the reasons why Professor Severus Snape is no longer allowed to fly on an airplane. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for language and crude humor in later chapters. Please read and review!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 6-3-07

45. Soul Calibur Beach Party » reviews
Complete! The cast of the Soul Calibur series get together for a party at the beach. Will they get along, let alone get through a day of faults and mishaps? Read and find out! Rated T for language, violence, and some suggestive themes.
Complete - Soul Calibur - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 6-6-07

46. Inuyasha: Cavern Foulplay » reviews
Complete! What happens when the heroes and villains of Inuyasha get stuck in a pitchblack cavern? A lot of arguing, hilarity, and foul play ensues! See what becomes of them! Rated T for language and crude humor.
Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-7-07

47. Cao Cao's Battle Report 3: Total Chaos » reviews
Complete! Another altercation involving Cao Cao dealing with the other kingdoms during a decisive battle. Only this time, he is faced with a far greater problem: His own stupid generals! Will he ever get a break? Rated T for violence and language.
Complete - Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 5-10-07

48. Mario Gets Owned 2: Bowser's New Game » reviews
Complete! Bowser owned Mario by controlling his actions in the original Super Mario Bros game, so Bowser does it again in his new game: Super Mario Bros 2. Poor Mario… Rated T for violence, language, and plenty Mario bashing.
Complete - Mario - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 5-10-07

49. Superman's Bad Day » reviews
Complete! Batman isn’t the only superhero who has a bad day once in a while. Now witness the ‘Man of Steel’ make it through a day of blunders and mishaps. Who's behind all of this and what's the motive? Rated T for Superman bashing, violence and language.
Complete - Justice League - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 2-8-07

50. Iori's Deli » reviews
Complete! Sequel to Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe. Iori opens a deli. Will he have better luck earning money in his own shoppe then he did at Kyo's? It's going to be one long day for him after he hires an odd group of workers. Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - King of Fighters - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 5-26-07

51. Palmer And His Coffee Crises, OH NO! reviews
One-Shot Complete! In this installment, Palmer goes ballistic when someone knocks over his muchneeded cup of coffee. The citizens of Midgar will soon feel the fury of an angry fat guy. Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 7-7-07

52. Wolverine Just Wants His Beer, Bub » reviews
Complete! Sequel to Wolverine’s Birthday Party. Logan has a huge craving for a beer. What lengths will he go to get a cold drink? He’s going to have one hell of a day when he sees who’s selling the stuff. Rated T for violence and language.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-20-07

53. Dreams of Balamb Garden: Of Women » reviews
Complete! These are a series of short one shots focusing on the ladies of Balamb and the perspectives of their own trials and self doubts. These are the dreams of women, guided by their own undeniable fate. Rated T for mild language.
Complete - Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 3-31-07

54. What It Feels Like For A Girl reviews
One-Shot Complete! A short songfic depicting Selphie and her determination to tell Irvine how she feels about him. Rated K. Please R and R!
Complete - Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07

55. Versus: Encounters of Fate » reviews
Complete! A humorous and serious look at several parings of random videogame characters and their fateful encounters and connections with one another. Epic? Maybe. Silly? You decide. Read and find out! Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Game X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 1-20-07

56. Wolverine's Birthday Party » reviews
Complete! Logan’s birthday is tomorrow, and the mutants at Xavier’s School prepare to throw a surprise party for him, but everything goes terribly wrong in the process. Read and find out what happens. Rated T for language.
Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-20-07

57. Palmer Wants Coffee, NOW! reviews
One-Shot Complete! Beware of Palmer's rampage! Palmer goes nuts when he loses his first cup of coffee, and decides to take it out on everyone at the Shrinra Corporation. Someone cue the tragic music! Rated T for strong language and violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 5-26-07

58. The FF7 Crew vs The Burger King Guy: Ghost Bout reviews
One-Shot Complete! Continuation of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy saga. The presumably dead Burger King Guy returns as a ghost to haunt Barret and his friends. How do they take care of this annoying mascot? Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-22-07 - Published: 5-22-07

59. Kaiba's Frustration 2: A Stroke of Bad Luck? » reviews
Complete! This is the sequel to the first Kaiba’s Frustration fic. Now we take a deeper look in the mind of Kaiba and why he’s being so hostile to Yugi Moto and the others. Can he be helped? Kaiba's crazy antics continue here! Rated T for language.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 3-20-07

60. How To Race A Chocobo: A Chocobo Racer's Guide reviews
Complete! This is the sequel to my first fic, How To Catch A Chocobo. The infamous racer Joe shows you the basics of Chocobo racing and preparation, while Cloud gets messed up even more as he tries to befriend the Chocobo he caught. Rated T for violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 4-5-07

61. Kaiba's Frustration: The Sore Loser reviews
One-Shot Complete! A short, somewhat pointless spoof about Kaiba going totally ballistic during a duel against Yugi Moto. Rated T for language and crazy violence.
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07

62. Barret vs The Burger King Guy 3: Final Bout reviews
Complete! The final episode of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy trilogy. The tension between Barret and the BKG explodes as Cloud and the rest of the FF7 gang joins in on the conflict. Who will win in the end? Rated T for violence and heavy language.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-17-07 - Published: 2-17-07

63. Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe » reviews
Complete! Kyo opens an ice cream shoppe in South Town, but needs a few good people to help him run it. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for violence, language, and plenty of Iori bashing!
Complete - King of Fighters - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 1-1-07

64. How To Catch A Chocobo: A Chocobo Sage's Guide reviews
Complete! The Chocobo Sage presents a step by step guide on how to successfully catch a Chocobo. And who’s the lucky victim that’ll be assisting him in this demo? Why our very own spiky haired hero Cloud of course! Rated K Plus for mild violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07

65. Cactuar Gone Wild: Prickly Intent » reviews
Complete! Squall summons Cactuar during a training session at Balamb, but it goes completely awol. What happens to everyone in the garden when a crazed, murderous cactus goes on a rampage? Dare to find out? Rated T for mild language and lots of violence!
Complete - Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 11-17-06

66. Cao Cao's Battle Report 2: Battlefield Folly » reviews
Complete! Cao Cao is on the battlefield, and gets several odd reports from one of his scouts. He goes to investigate. Hilarity and violence ensues! Rated T for language and violence. Please R and R!
Complete - Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 11-8-06

67. Barret vs The Burger King Guy 2: Second Bout reviews
Complete! This is the second episode of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy trilogy. Barret and the gang go to Burger King for lunch. There, Barret has a big surprise waiting for him from an old foe. Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-29-07

68. Barret vs The Burger King Guy: First Bout reviews
Complete! The first episode of the Barret vs. The Burger King Guy trilogy. Barret pisses off the Burger King guy, who gets revenge by giving Barret a run for his money in one hectic night. Contains language and violence aplenty!
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 1-7-07

69. Mario Gets Owned: Bowser's Revenge reviews
Complete! Mario has a heck of a time getting through World 1, Stage 1 of the original Super Mario Bros. game. Will he be able reach the castle, or will he face utter humiliation? Rated T for language.
Complete - Mario - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-30-06

70. Sakura's Concert Tickets » reviews
Complete! Sakura gets two tickets to the greatest teen rockgroup concert in the world, but she needs someone to go with her. Her quest to find another hopeful takes her around the world. Beware the craziness that ensues. Rated T for violence.
Complete - Street Fighter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 9-23-06

71. The FF8 Cast Watches Dora The Explorer…Sorta reviews
One-Shot Complete! It’s Seifer’s turn to get a flick for Balamb's weekly Movie Night, and gets a very obscure video. How will the others react? Rated M: Warning, includes very heavy language and violence.
Complete - Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 11-17-06

72. Batman's Bad Day 2: Prison Folly » reviews
Complete! This is the direct sequel to Batman's Bad Day: Rebout EX. Batman and Robin are in Prison! Dick is dumber, and Bruce Wayne get's messed up even more! Will they survive? Rated T for language and violence.
Complete - Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-23-06 - Published: 4-19-06

73. Cao Cao's Battle Report reviews
Complete! In the year 206 A.D. Cao Cao, the ruler of the Wei Forces, got completely owned by the opposing kingdoms. This is Cao Cao’s Battle Report. Rated T for mild language and violence.
Complete - Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 5-29-06

74. Batman's Bad Day: Rebout EX » reviews
Complete! This is the updated classic fic with new scenes added! Batman has a really bad day. Will the villains of Gotham get the best of him? Read and find out! Rated T for Bat violence, Bat stupidity, and random craziness.
Complete - Batman the Animated Series - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-4-06