My fan favorite story, the Why Females Were Not Allowed In the Lord of the Rings, has been taken off of Fanfiction.net...they deleted it with no warning and I am sorry to all of you who love this story as much as I loved writing it...Due to this my friend and I have decided to stop writing it. We finished TTT but during moving and one too many virus' we've lost the last half of it. So, defeated by fate as it would be, we've decided to end this. It hurts us more then it hurts you, because the story was a labor of love, a love that has since crash and all we have left is the burning carcus of love...it smells a bit like sour milk and all that hair that gets suck in your drain. I am the only Slaygirl so far on this site, but since I did put out two stories then my wonderful password spassed and I cant get onto that one any more, I have a new name. So I figured since I have the 101 (Matrix thing, yes I am obsessed, to the point that I noticed in the first one that my birthday is the day after Neo's, so don't ask) added onto the slaygirl that it's like re-inventing myself, I'm getting a proverbal fanfiction face lift if you will. SO I'm giving this sucker a re-haul ladies and gents. It's been awhile but I feel the need to change this every now and then. Having said that I realize I have nothing to say that isn't already here so I guess I'll just shut up and pretend I didn't write any of this...yeah leaves shaking her head sadly OH YEAH! Something new to add. I have a livejournal now...It is at http://slaygirl4303.livejournal.com/ I always post my stories there first, sometimes I post them there and forget about them for months so they get posted on here all at once even though they've got months between them. So please go visit my silly little journal and leave me a comment on something...anything! I'm easy to please, and frankly having people visit me and leave comments makes me so insanely happy it's almost shameful...so make me insanely happy and talk to me on there...please? I'll beg if I have to...that is if you don't find this begging... NOTE HERE! Everyone it has been brought to my attention that I am one of only a few that have seen some of these truly wonderful movies and so I am making a list, and checking it twice, of movies you should all see! Here it goes! The Burbs (Comedy) Cheats (Comedy) Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (Comedy) Big Trouble Little China (Action/Adventure) Krull (Action/Scifi/Adventure...kinda crappy but also kinda good) I love comics mostly Spider-Man I also love Buffy/Angel/Firefly/AnythingGodJossevermakesEVER! I like drawing and writting. Beta readers RULE. I have a long list of shows I love but I must sadly say most of them are gone now...Stupid networks canning my shows. At least I still have Star Gate SG-1. I also love movies (who doesn't?) I love quotes from shows, but mostly real quotes by you know smart dead people... SHOW QUOTES! Darien: You know what the best cookies are? Oatmeal cookies. Because they're cookies, but they're good for you. ~Invisible Man Buffy: I want to shop and hang out and go to school, and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff. ~Buffy The Vampire Slayer John: Have we sent the "Don't shoot, we're pathetic" transmission yet? ~Farscape O'Neill: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around. Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me. O'Neill: Wild horses, Teal'c. ~Star Gate SG-1 MOVIE QUOTES! Will Turner: This is either madness, or brilliance. Jack Sparrow: Remarkable how often those two traits coincide. ~Pirates of the Caribbean Mark Rumsfield: In Southeast Asia we'd call this sort of thing 'bad karma'. ~The 'Burbs Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob. Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh! ~Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." ~Big Trouble Little China SMART DEAD PEOPLE QUOTES! (okay so they aren't dead, so what? I like the sound of that title!) "If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live." ~Lin Yutang "If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humour." ~Jason Q "Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." ~Meg Chittenden