"What I am is what I am, is what the great sailor, Popeye once said. That is all well and good but what the hell am I? Am I some sort of disease put on the earth to infect the world with my uncanny sense of imagination and instability of reality? Why yes I am. But, I'm a good kind of disease, ya know... like... Ebola... wait... That's not a good example, okay how about Flu? Flu is alright for awhile until you start throwing up but anyway." Andrew Dickman (that's right. Dickman.)

"Don't make me funny. You won't like me when I'm funny." Me. Yeah, may sound lame but it's the truth. You've been warned. (cue omnimous 'dundunDUUUN')

Anyway...

Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninny-Bong!

It's a universal greeting.

No really.

To start, I'm not a writer. Gave it a shot, might someday try again but for now I'm happy being a lurker. And no, not the submarine. (figure out where that came from. I dare ya.)
And while my reviews are 98.8745 percent (bloody quick-edit) of the time filled with nonsense, randomness and usually governed over by the horrific abomination that lurks inside my mind pretending (and doing a lousy job at it) to be my sense of humor, they are always with the best of intentions. Honest.

If you want to read some good fanfics go see my fav-listing. I may not know how to write but I'm pretty sure I know a good fic when I read one.

If you want to ask me something, need something looked up or want directions to a few good webcomics just ask. I'm always happy to help.

Basic info:

Name: Steve
Age: 21 (damn, I'm getting old)
B-day: 18th of may
Sign: Taurus
Size: 'bout 6 feet 3andabit
Hair: Chocolate brown
Eyes: Lightbrown
Location: Somewhere in Europe...
Currently plotting: WORLD DOMINATION! ...After I get something to eat.
Likes: anime, cartoons in general, Transformers (chicks dig big robots), games, good (game)music (anything with enough drums and guitars to constitute loss of hearing is good for me but rpg-types are also nice), food (pasta all the way) and drinks, my cousin (Mr. Badguy. Don't mind the name. Go read his stuff)... Probably still some more but my memory's kinda shabby.
Dislikes: getting hit, nagging people, losing for the umpteenth time, waking up, insects, sunshine, annoying parts in games (Final Fantasy Tactics. Riovanes Castle. 'Nuff said.), anything with a timer/time limit.

Favorit games include (but not limited too):
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Soul Blade/Calibur 2, MediEvil, Halo: Combat Evolved, Warcraft 3, (WC3) The Frozen Throne, Dungeon Keeper 1/2, Total Annihilation, Final Fantasy 1/2/6/7/8/9/Tactics/T.Advance/Crystal Chronicles, Megaman series (original/X/Legends/NT Warrior), Vagrant Story, Guilty Gear (nr. 1 fightgame evah. 'Nuff said.), Grandia 1, The Granstream Saga, Spiderman 1/2, Bloody Roar 1/2, Duke Nukem 3D/Time to Kill, Tai Fu, Legacy of Kain Blood Omen/Soul Reaver, Front Mission 3, Breath of Fire 4, Icewind Dale 2, Sonic Heroes, Tales of Symphonia...

Favorit anime include (but not limited too):
Hellsing, Soul Taker, Rurouni Kenshin (Samurai X), Noir, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, Aika, Battle Angel Alita, Ghost in the Shell, Gundam Wing, Fuli Culi, Transformer: The Movie (hey, it had Japanese animators)...
Suffice to say there isn't exactly a lot of anime-interests down here. Heck, one of the 'biggest anime stores' in the country is barely bigger then my livingroom.

NI!