NOW UPDATED AGAIN AGAIN!! NOW EVEN MORE GRAMATICALLY CORRECT THAN BEFORE!!

Stuff I like-

Books: Xanth, Incarnations of Immortality, Anne McCaffrey, Alan Moore, Harry Potter, the Magic and the Healing, Sharpe's, Terry Pratchet, Naruto, the ocassional Bleach

Music: Practically everything except rap, hip-hop, and Country

Food: cheese pizza, bacon (all worship the bacon!), basically I'm a carnivore. besides patatoes, raw carrots and most fruits I don't eat it.

Random stuff: are there any Top Ten fics on here? like the comic? umm I like X-Men (even though it can get so complex!), Stargate SG1, some Harry Potter, Justice Leauge fics especially ones with J'onn (Hooray for Martians!) , Spiderman, Daredevil, Les Misarable (starring Javert) , yeah I would also like it if someone read Vogelien it's a "Graphic Novel" and it's really good my favorite chaecter there is the Duskie/Midhir.

Also I've recently become very interested in the RPG Vampire:The Masquerade, my character is a 9th generation Malkavian(Of course!) named Tisryk, which means death in Sarus, a very cool language made by the same man who made Bitey of Brackenwood. I use it every time I need a cool sounding magical word!

Fun quotes:

"Last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me if I didn't take Loraine to the dance he'd melt my brain!" that's from Back to the Future all of them are really funny watch them!

"May I borrow your flaming sword of vengance?" "Well it should be okay, here" Halo and Sprocket

"I'll have you know that I am well proportioned, muscled, smart, fast, hardworking, and every last damn thing a woman ought to be! So here's to me dammit!" the Magic and the Healing

"When I was young I dreamed of the perfect woman. Now all I want in life is a woman who, if she shows up in bed with you, you won't scream and hit with a rock." the Magic and the Healing

"Agaisnt my will I am sent to tell you come into dinner, there's a double meaning in that." Much Ado about Nothing

"Oh god that I were a man, I would eat his heart in the marketplace!"Much Ado about Nothing

“Shut up and act like you’re in labor.”Kenya Starflights 'Walk like Men'

Naruto fanfics are over populated by Yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me, then put this on your profile.

By Order of ChaosLink

Personally I'm a big fan of Fem Haku and Hinata with harems as a guilty plesure

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

I actually own a bunny and I really wouldn't mind him taking over the world, at least he's not an idiot!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you too think the Elders of Konoha need to die before they screw up anything else put this in your profile and add your name to the list!- nightbug08, Charm and Strange

Random Rants of DOOM!!:

Why aren't there any Next fics? I'm mean seriously the guy sees into the future and no-one knows why or how! This is an idea ripe for crossovers and if it weren't for my own disgusting lack of any real writing ability I would write it myself!

Also I've noticed a pronounced lack of Night in the Museum fics, How much more exciting do you get? I mean really, Any historical figure any Action figure heck maybe even pictures come to life?! I mean come on, why aren't more people taking advantage of this? You could bring in action figures and have them start fighting or bring in a comic and have it act itself out for you!

Didn't there used to be a sister site to this? It was for orginal stuff? I had some stuff on there a few years ago, but I seem to have forgotten the name of it! Can someone help?