Man, I haven't updated this profile in ages...which makes it pretty useless, quite honestly. Might as well change that!
Anyways, a bit about me, to answer any ~burning questions~ you may have. I used to be known for being exorbitantly and unnecessarily polite, but as can be ascertained, I've long outgrown that phase of childhood. I don't feel particularly ashamed of my former demeanor, of course--I certainly don't disdain it, and I do feel a bit of nostalgia for it--but truthfully, we all grow up sometime, and we have to leave some things behind. My excessive politeness was that. Nowadays, I can still be an absolutely perfect gentleman, of course...just when the situation calls for it rather than all the time. ;)
Aside from that, to be perfectly honest, I should mention that when I'm NOT being a ~perfect gentleman~, I happen to be an internet troll, particularly notorious on Livejournal. Now, before y'all flee in terror, I would hasten to add that as far as trolls go, I'm one of the more good-natured ones, in that I generally only pwned things that deserved to be taken down--racist LJ communities, emo hangouts, communities actually encouraging eating disorders (pro-ana crap) and the like. I make it a point to treat those who deserve it (my friends) and communities that deserve it (the tiny slivers of FFn which aren't cesspools, which also, not coincidentally, happen to by occupied largely by my friends) with the utmost respect. So, obviously, you don't have to worry about running into Bel-Air or "Penguin of D00M!!!" copypasta in any of my stories on FFn. So long as you're not an emo kid or Hal Turner, I shall make every effort to treat you kindly. This applies doubly to reviews, of course--few things make me happier than seeing someone give constructive criticism to my work, so I will likely bend over backwards to repay the favor.
Well, that's most of the important stuff about me. Hope you like me stories!
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