Hey Guys. Wow, I can't believe anyone actually took the time to read about little old me. Wow, the presure. I mean, what if I bore you? Then you may not read my fanfics. I am already getting butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it. Those fanfics are so important to me too! Aaarrgg! See?!?! My new found insanity is all your fault! If you hadn't taken the time to click on my name, we wouldn't be in this mess, now would we? No! See, all your fault. I will remember this. Yes, I will. Maybe I will even have to write you into one of my new fanfics and cast some sort of evil 'no clicking on the name Charmed416' spell that will turn you into a frog. Yes, a frog. And it will alll be your fault. All of it. Not some, but all. ALL. Do I have to spell it out for you? A-L-L. There you go, better now? Should be. Well, since you are at fault for my insanity, you have to make it up to me. No, no sexual favors please! I get enough of that from Cole and Leo and Darryl and Dan and every other male on Charmed because I am the official 'Charmed Male Keeper' on teh safesearching boards. *CMK*s forever! Yes, me and Stephanie18 (whom you ALL should know from here... probably the best darn writer on here if I must say so myself... well, other than me, but you wouldn't know that, would you, since you clicked on my name and not my fanfics... arrg) are the keepers of the Charming Males from the show. We only use some bondage... handcuffs, whips, whipped creme, cherries... oops! Did I say that out loud? No, pretend I didn't. Any ways, lets get back to the 'you have to make it up to me' thing here if you don't mind. If you do, too bad. I want you to promise me here and now that you will read ALL of my fanfics, put me on your favorite author list, put my fanfics on your favorite list, and review. Always review. As they say here on ff.net, it is RESPONSIBLE. So, even if you hate it, write something gosh darnit! Some of us, myself included, actually want to become writers for a living! We need the feedback darnit! We thrive off it. Well, at least I thrive off it... and I thrive off Cole as well... but you didn't hear that, right? Yeah, so, I am a bit more relaxed now... ahhh, that little ranting sesion made me feel sooo much better. In fact, I feel so much better that I WILL tell you a bit about myself, and I don't think I care if you like it or not... because you already promised me you would read my fanfics anyway, right? and no one should break promises....

Hi, my name is Sara and I am 17 years old. I have lived a very sheltered life and find solace in Charmed. Yes, Charmed. Yes, I know I am 'severly unhinged' as they say in that greay movie (if you don't know which one, god save your soul) but i do love this show. In fact, I was once labeled as 'most obsessed' on the ss.com message boards. That is one I am quite proud of. But, on with my life ambitions and all that junk. Basically my whole life I have wanted to be a teacher, but this summer's job at a daycare changed that real fast- the children are evil little minions sent by the source out to get me through my phone lines by electrocuting me through my hands free phone. Yeah, ain't that spiffy. So, in looking for colleges, I have decided to major in writing instead of elementary ed for fear I would murder too many children and persue my love of writing. That is why I need reviews!!!

Well, thats it I guess. If you have ever (or will ever) read my fanfic "It Will Never Be The Same (A Trilogy)", know that that story is very close to my heart and I need all the feedback I can get with that one. But I do also want feedback for the other ones that you promised you would read! Hahaha, well, enough for me. Stay Charmed! ~Sara