"For these fellows of infinite tongue, that can rhyme themselves into ladies favors...they do always reason themselves out again. What! a speaker is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a black beard will turn white; a curled pate will grow bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax hollow: but a good heart is the sun and the moon; or, rather, the sun, and not the moon; for it shines bright and never changes, but keeps his course truly."

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I'm Tabbz, and this is my corner of cyberspace.

And yeah, I did make that icon. I make a lot of icons. If you want me to make you one...just instant message me on aim, or send me a PM.

Age: 17 and still hanging in there

Gender: the better one. Er, girl. XD Just kidding!

Nicknames: Primarily Tabbz, as I said. On here, though, I use Faux Promises, or FP for short.

Bands: The Postal Service, Coldplay, Evanescence, No Doubt, The Hush Sound, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aqua, R.E.M., Sugar Ray, probably more I'm forgetting.

Shows: Aqua Teen, Futurama, Simpsons, Invader Zim, South Park, Family Guy, Dragonball Z (hehe, sometimes!), Chowder, Spongebob Squarepants. Yeah, I still mostly like cartoons, but most shows for teenagers and adults nowadays are overly sexual, violent, extremely stupid, or all three. I do like Monk though. And Everybody Loves Raymond. They remind me of my family sometimes. x3 We're Italian.

Movies: Pirates of the Carribean (the first two only, third one sucked), K-PAX, Team America, I Robot, Wild Wild West, Sweeney Todd, 1408, The Dark Knight.

Games: Mostly, RPGs. Final Fantasy series, Tales of Symphonia (obviously), Katamari series, Harvest Moon, Pokemon, Trauma Center, Disgaea, Okami, Spyro the Dragon, Crash Bandicoot, Dark Cloud.

Random faves:

Color: tie between pink, purple, and blue

Food: seafood!

Holiday: Valentines day

Stone: tourmaline, amethyst, sapphire

Weather: rain rain rain

Flower: rose of course

Song: Such Great Heights (The Postal Service)

Villains: Kuja! From FF9. And the Joker. Heath Ledger did such an amazing job in that role. ;D

Dislikes: yaoi (not a homophobe, just never was into it, especially when it's non-canon), yuri, incest, lemon (never was very comfortable with it, as it is usually the same blunt actions with interchangeable names), radicalism, web-drama, pedophilia/lolicon, people who promote tolerance but refuse to listen to other people's opinions, hypocrites, the 'Twilight' series (talk about Gary Stues).

Star signs: Aquarius, and the ram (or sheep).

Pairings:

Tales of Symphonia: Sheelos. And I'm not big into the other pairings, but I agree that Kranna, Yuartel, Colloyd, and Regalicia are all canon, and can't really see them with other people either.

Final Fantasy: CloudxAeris(FF7), VincentxYuffie(FF7), ZidanexGarnet(FF9), BalthierxFran(FF12), MustadioxAgrias(FF:Tactics). Last one's a bit random, but it's implied in the new cutscene from WotL. XD

Other: InuyashaxKikyou(Inuyasha), WakaxAmaterasu(Okami), Knuxouge (Sonic), StanxRosalyn (Okage).

You will never see me write:

An explicit lemon.

A self insert.

A Sheelloyd. (People argue that Sheena is better than Colette, and thus deserves Lloyd...but since when was he such a prize to fight for? The kid's funny and likeable, but he's damn stupid. Thick as ten short planks, that one.)

A love triangle.

Yaoi or yuri.

A crackfic.

Something that isn't good. ;)

Well, last of all, if you want to contact me, my instant messaging names are fauxpromises@hotmail.com (for either windows messenger or msn) and Tabbykat350 on aim. If you haven't either of those, then you can note me on deviantart, screen name tabbykat35. I'm also occasionally still on neopets as tabbykat35.

Peace out.

-Tabbz