"You can never say never,
While we don't know it
Time and time again,
Younger now than we were before..."
~The Fray (Never Say Never)

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Thank you to all who +fave author/story and review for me! I noticed recently that I've gotten quite a lot of +fave stories and authors now, I really appreciate it! All of you reviewers too, I love ya's!

10/5/09: MOMENT BY MOMENT WILL BE UPDATED SOMETIME THIS MONTH. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LONG ABSENCE BUT THINGS HAVE SORTA COME UP A LOT LATELY. I WILL FINISH IT THOUGH, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER! :D

I'm Tabbz, and this is my corner of cyberspace. I'm sort of the Sheelos benefactor right now on ff.net, as it would be, 'cause I review basically all Sheelos I read and I am completely willing to help anyone who needs it. I am not a critic; I will help if help is asked for, but I don't think it is encouraging to tell people they did something poorly. I also believe that uniqueness is what makes a writer special, and so changing their style is not something they should ever do. I am most likely to suggest improvement in grammatical or structural format. That is easily fixable, and a clear format can make most writing look better.

If you are a Sheelos writer (or any writer, really) and need some help, don't hesitate to contact me. I'm most easily reached as fauxpromises@hotmail.com, so add me if you want to discuss it. Don't be shy. =) I'm also on Gaia! Faux Promises, add me if you'd care to.

Age:

Solve for x:

2x = 36

(18, for you math haters like ME.)

Gender: the better one. Er, girl. XD Just kidding!

Nicknames: Primarily Tabbz, as I said. On here, though, I use Faux Promises, or FP for short.

Bands: The Postal Service, Coldplay, Evanescence, No Doubt, The Hush Sound, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aqua, R.E.M., Sugar Ray, probably more I'm forgetting.

Shows: Aqua Teen, Futurama, Simpsons, Invader Zim, South Park, Family Guy, Dragonball Z (hehe, sometimes!), Chowder, Spongebob Squarepants. Yeah, I still mostly like cartoons, but most shows for teenagers and adults nowadays are overly sexual, violent, extremely stupid, or all three. I do like Monk though. And Everybody Loves Raymond.

Movies: Pirates of the Carribean (the first two only, third one sucked), K-PAX, Team America, I Robot, Wild Wild West, Sweeney Todd, 1408, The Dark Knight. Johnny Depp is my awesome actor-god. :o

Games: Mostly, RPGs. Final Fantasy series, Tales of Symphonia (obviously), Katamari series, Harvest Moon, Pokemon, Trauma Center, Disgaea, Okami, Spyro the Dragon, Crash Bandicoot, Dark Cloud. I like video games a lot and probably will for the rest of my life. ;p They're mentally stimulating, if you know which ones to play.

Random faves:

Color: Tie between pink, purple, and blue.

Food: Seafood is amazing! And I like sweet things, like cupcakes!

Holiday: Valentines day, and I also like Christmas of course.

Stone: tourmaline, amethyst, sapphire...hell, all gems are nice!

Weather: Rain!

Flower: Rose of course, though most flowers are pretty.

Song: Such Great Heights (The Postal Service)

Villains: Kuja! From FF9. And the Joker. Heath Ledger did such an amazing job in that role. ;D

Heroes?: Aw, heroes suck! I can't think of a character I like that is a good hero. I guess I can think of many real-life heroes though, like police and firefighters and activists of the past who fought for rights of women and minority groups. Soldiers, too.

Dislikes: yaoi (not a homophobe, just never was into it, especially when it's non-canon), yuri, incest, lemon (never was very comfortable with it, as it is usually the same blunt actions with interchangeable names), radicalism, web-drama, pedophilia/lolicon, people who promote tolerance but refuse to listen to other people's opinions, hypocrites, the 'Twilight' series (talk about Gary Stues), Zelos being portrayed as an irritating and insipid whore.

Star signs: Aquarius, and the ram (or sheep).

Pairings:

Tales of Symphonia: Sheelos. And I'm not big into the other pairings, but I agree that Kranna, Yuartel, Colloyd, and Regalicia are all canon, and can't really see them with other people either.

Final Fantasy: CloudxAeris(FF7), ZidanexGarnet(FF9), BalthierxFran(FF12). Your basically canon stuff. Those are my favorites though.

Other: InuyashaxKikyou(Inuyasha), WakaxAmaterasu(Okami), Knuxouge(Sonic), StanxRosalyn (Okage).

You will never see me write:

A self insert.

A Sheelloyd. (People argue that Sheena is better than Colette, and thus deserves Lloyd...but since when was he such a prize to fight for? The kid's funny and likeable, but he's damn stupid. Thick as ten short planks, that one.)

A contrived love triangle. They're boring and usually shallow. You don't see many love triangles based on people with actual conflicting emotions, just people who want it all! Namely, two guys or two chicks. However, I do support the Like-as-a-friend Trapezoid, the Hate Rhombus, and Complete Stranger Lines. (Copyright my favorite comedian, Demetri Martin! ;P)

Yaoi or yuri.

A crackfic.

Something that isn't good. ;)

Final word of interest: I support uke!Zelos ;p That will be all.

-Tabbz