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Favorite Quotes From Random Stories

Answering Machine: (Kagome) “Congratulations! You have won a trip to Hawaii Mr. Urameshi!...Oh wait, wrong prize, my bad! You have really won the privilege of showing your cousin around school tomorrow! And if you fail to collect your prize I will personally shove your head in a toilet and flush! Have a nice day!

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Riku: Don’t fight while he’s flying, I’d rather not crash and burn..

Sora: Oh don’t, worry I was taught well by a duck and a dog!

Kagome: That’s reassuring..

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Bankotsu: I saw those picture things in your room and you had copies. I could put those in here. And you’re going to take pictures of today, aren’t you? And hey, you didn’t say anything about what Renkotsu wanted!

Kagome : Because Renkotsu is going to use those to keep up with geometry and Suikotsu is going to borrow the set to do the same…Wait a second, geometry doesn’t even exist yet! I take it back. Renkotsu, what the hell would need geometry tools for?

RekotsuI have to keep practicing, right? So I won’t forget.

Kagome: But it’s not going to help you back in your time…

Renkotsu:…

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"Foolish little brother. You'll never be as strong as me. Because... you...lack... hatre-"

"Your mom..."

"What was that?"

"I said your mom!"

"WHAT?"

"I SAID YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUUUUURRR MMMOOMMM!"

Panting, Sasuke glared at his brother with pure hatred. Absolute pure hatred. Itachi looked at him in shock.

"Sasuke, you do realize that we share the same mo-"

"YOUR MOM!"

"Sasuke, our mom is dead alrea-"

"YOUR MOM!"

"LET ME TAL-"

"YOUR MOM!"

"Sas-"

"YOUR MOM!"

"YOUR MOM!"

"BUT I DIDN"T SAY ANYTHI-"

"Y.O.U.R. M.O.M."

"THAT'S IT! I GIVE U-"

"Your mom..."

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“Sharringan Kakashi.” said Zabuza with a stern look. Sasuke’s eyes widened at hearing this.

“Zabuza…Demon of the Mist.” said Kakashi with an equally serious look on his face as he pulled up his hiate from his eye showing a deep scar.

“Uzumaki Naruto…Worlds Greatest Ramen Chef.” said Naruto. All the shinobi present, even the fake hunter-nin in hiding stared at the boy in shock. “What everyone was doing it.”

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Kagome walked down the hall muttering about obnoxious and rude Uchiha’s and Hiden who happen to pass by stopped and asked, “Whoa, what is the matter Kagome?”

Kagome stopped her steps and looked up at his face. Lightening her look she asked, “Are all Uchiha’s always rude, destructive, and obnoxious?”

Thrown off a bit he looked thoughtful and said, “Well no, I don’t think so.”

Then both of them heard a crash from Sasuke’s room and heard Kisame yell, “Ah! Not another one! I can’t handle two Uchiha’s! What has this organization come to?!”

Then they heard Sasuke’s cold voice yell, “Get out of my room and stay out if you want to live freak!”

Watching Kisame run out of the room in a hurry with the tail of his cloak caught on fire Hiden then turned to Kagome and said, “Never mind, my bad. I lied and your right.” With that he continued on his way leaving an amused Kagome behind.

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Orochimaru in disguise the entire who was in the waiting room with other Jonins saw an odd sight. A man with bushy brows dressed kinda like a turtle talking to a boy with even bushier eyebrows wearing a green jumpsuit.

“Now remember Lee, don’t use that move unless it’s necessary,”

“Yes Gai-sensei!”

“I’m serious too, we don’t want someone to be hurt because of your unbreakable youthful fighting spirit!”

“Right Gai-sensei!”

“Lee…”

“Gai-sensei…”

“Lee…”

“Gai-sensei…”

“Lee…

(About twenty lees and gai-sensei later)

The two stood there embracing each other tears forming down their eyes, the rest of the Jonins looked on in confusion at the two weirdoes.

“And people think I’m a freak?” Thought Orochimaru of the two.

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“Well looks like we’re set,” Said Kankuro rubbing his hands. He hadn’t really done anything as it was Gaara who had killed Shigure and his teammates.

“Let’s head to that tower now,” Said Temari as she and Kankuro started walking away.

“No…” The two turned around and saw Gaara standing still.

“Eh bro? We got the scroll, we can go advance now.” Said Kankuro in confusion.

“We’re not going there yet.” Said Gaara as he started walking the opposite direction.

Kankuro frowned in annoyance, showing a rare display of courage he walked up to his brother.

“Listen bro, just because you got a cranky demon inside you and the fact that there’s someone who you couldn’t beat here that you wannna kill in this forest doesn’t mean you decide what we do. If you think we’re gonna follow you inside this forest any longer so you can kill him, you-”

Gaara turned around and gave his brother one of his infamous glares destroying whatever courage Kankuro had.

“You are absolutely right! I just love this forest! Full of wild animals and ninjas that would kill us without a second thought. You’re the boss we can spend the entire rest of our lives here if you wanted us too! Let’s go Temari, Gaara wants to go kill someone!” Said Kankuro quickly changing his attitude.

Temari followed the two one thought in her mind.

I could’ve been the only child, but nooooo! Father wanted boys!

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In the cafeteria teams were scattered about and so were other ninjas eating. Dosu was eating some fish with his lower bandages undone so he could eat when there was a loud crash of the door being knocked off it’s hinges.

“GAI-SENSEI!! WE DID IT! WE PASSED! OUR YOUTHFUL SPIRITS GOT US PAST THE SECOND PART OF THE EXAM!!” Shouted a bushy eye browed boy wearing a green jumpsuit with tears pouring out of his eyes. One of the jonins who was dressed in the same fashion but like a turtle stood up and ran towards him.

“LEE!!”

“GAI-SENSEI!!”

The two embraced in the middle of the room with a colorful background. Everyone else had sweat drops on their foreheads at the display of the two.

“Is that your teammate?” Asked Dosu to a long haired boy and a girl with her hair in buns.

“Unfortunately,”

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After the sky ring scramble and hearing about Xanxus’s past, Tsuna had been even more convinced that the entire mess could have been avoided if Xanxus had gotten laid more often.

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“Who’s the genius that thought; Hey, I got a great idea! Let’s have a ninja village, a ninja village in a desert! Full of scorpions, enough sand to fill the entire world not to mention my outfit, and full of bandits!” Asked Kidomaru scowling in disgust as they sat around a fire. He was not enjoying his time here. They’ve been attacked three more times ever since the first one and it was getting on his nerves.

Orochimaru frowned at his bodyguard wondering if he brought the right person.

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Naruto was told by Kakashi to take Haku out to get some things he would need for his new apartment. The Hokage was nice enough to give Haku some money. The first thing Haku had bought was a bed. Which leads us to the lesson for the day... no matter how much of a powerful shinobi you are, it still takes more than two people to get a damn bed into a door.

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And so they began to run around the border of Konoha. However, little did they know that they would soon meet something so terrorizing…so terrifying... something so grotesque... so annoying... so disturbing near the west Konoha gates...

“LEE!!”

“GAI SENSEI!!”

“LEE!!”

“GAI SENSEI!!”

A teary, sweaty, muddy hug followed. Naruto watched as the two “clones” embraced each other. Naruto turned to Hinata, eye twitching “Just don't make eye contact and I think we’ll be fine,” Naruto said, voice noticeably shaking. Hinata giggled.

“OH!! SENSEI, LOOK!!” Naruto swore under his breath.

“AHH YES LEE! I SEE SOME YOUTHFUL FACES!!” At that the two came over.

“Maybe we should run?” The Kitsune suggested.

‘We are running already!’

“Well then RUN FASTER!” He yelled. Naruto grabbed Hinata’s hand and sped up. No use.

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CHALLENGE

I challenge any author to write anyone of these stories! As soon as you post it, contact me! The ones underlined is the one I really want to see...

FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN

Kagome/Kadaj

Kagome/Sephiroth

Kagome/Yazoo

TSUBASA

Kagome/Kurogane

Kagome/Fai

Kagome/ Doctor Kyle

BLEACH

Kagome/Gin

Kagome/Uruhara

Kagome/Aizen

Ulquiorra/ Kagome

Szayel/ Kagome

DEATH NOTE

Mello/Kagome

Near/Kagome

Matt/Kagome

Mikami/Kagome

KINGDOM HEARTS

Any Organization 13 members/Kagome

Sephiroth/ Kagome

KATEKYOU HITMAN REBORN

Gokudera/Kagome

Xanxus/Kagome

Yamamoto/Kagome

Squalo/Kagome

Hibari/Kagome

Ryohei/Kagome

Dino/Kagome

Ken/Kagome

Chikusa/Kagome

Mukuro/Kagome

Adult Lambo/Kagome

Belphegor/Kagome

Basil/ Kagome

Byakuran/ Kagome

Shoichi/ Kagome

Gamma/ Kagome

Nosaru/ Kagome

Lancia/ Kagome

Spanner/ Kagome

Genkishi/ Kagome

Gingerbread/ Kagome

Docter Shamal/ Kagome

Phoniex Wright/ Apollo Justice

Kristoph/ Kagome

Klavier/ Kagome

Edgeworth/ Kagome

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STORIES I PLAN TO ACTUALLY WRITE

Title : Yellow Moon

Katekyou Hitman Reborn/ Inuyasha

Summary: Tsuna thought it was bad enough with just 7 rings, but now there's two more? Kagome and Souta, fighters in training, at your service! How may the Snow and Hail help you?

Pairings: Harem/ Kagome , Souta/ Chrome

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Title: Key Chain

Apollo Justice/ Inuyasha

Summary: She was chained to him for all eternity, he was her key to salvation. But to him, she was his toy, his cute pet. All she wanted was to be free of hatred and guilt, and all he wanted was her.

Pairings: Kristoph/ Kagome/ Klavier

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Title: Goodbye and Hello

Naruto/ Inuyasha

Summary: Kagome never felt accepted with her brothers, especially her younger one. But too bad for her that on the day of her birthday, she gets into an accident! But what's even worst is that she forgot every boy she knew, other than her father and Naruto. How will everyone cope with this?

Pairings: Sasuke/ Kagome/ Itachi

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Title: Blame it on the Prince

Katekyou Hitman Reborn/ Inuyasha

Summary: When Belphegor wanted something, he would get it. And what he wanted was a princess! So now, with the help of the Varia, he has kidnapped every beautiful girl he could find. Too bad for him that one of them was Kagome. And boy, is she mad!

Pairings: Belphegor/ Kagome, and a bit of Squalo/ Kagome/ Xanxus

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Title: Little Sister, Little Lover

Katekyou Hitman Reborn/ Inuyasha

Summary: Even though they were both adopted, Xanxus still couldn't gain his little sisters heart. And what's even more annoying is that she's getting married to that "brat" Byakuran!

Pairings: Xanxus/ Kagome/ Byakuran