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I'm just a normal every-day starving college student looking for a place to call her own in this world. Well, as normal as I think I am, maybe you wouldn't agree! teehee!I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I HATE PLANTS!!

QUOTES:

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research.

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here...

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. They'll never know.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die though...I wonder why? -i've wondered this many a night and day...

Of course I'm out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!

"I want you to let me out"
"Do you indeed? How about a magic word?"
"Imperio, let me out." from a HP fanfic

"What is it, exactly, that you want me to do?" Harry asked
"Anything," Dumbledore answered. "Levitate something."
Soon, Snape was flying around the room, and yelling every obscenity known to man. Another one from HP fanfic and i'm almost sure i know all of them! GO ME!

Snape's a git to Gryffindor, McGonagall's a bitch to Slytherin, Flitwick is cheerfully annoying to everyone, and I don't have a clue who's teaching DADA because our professor quit two days before the Christmas holidays." (i have no clue where i read that but i love it! and it's true!) HP fanfic

"You know next time you go for hostages, you should really make sure they're people I care about first. Oh wait. Everyone I care about's dead. Funny that." -yeah...funny... Hp fanfic (i can't remember when i got half of these...i like em tho!)

"Well today has been interesting. Me and the Marauders were good but you really know how to make an entrance Harry." Said Sirius with a grin.
Zeaphur didn't blush but an evil looking grin crossed his face. "Oh I don't know. I seem to remember Moony saying something about a pink Elvis costume, a herd of nuclear green penguins, and streaking."
Sirius went so red it was almost like his hair was trying to blush as well. -evil laugh i like penguins! HP fanfic

"We need some help"
"What kind of help"
"Loony loopy lupin kind of help" - whoever came up with that is the best person in the world! HP fanfic

Realization dawned on Harry. “Oh shit!” he then looked at Dumbledore. “Sorry about that.”
“I have yet again gone temporarily deaf and haven’t an idea what you just said. Old age weakens the ears, you know.” -that it does...that it does!

Snape nodded, fighting not to make a face. “I assume that you have already searched through my mind?”
“Yes sir. You are not my mate.”
“That goodness for that.” Snape muttered. “I went through this drama with your father, and now I have to go through it with you. I tell you Draco, there was no one happier in this world than me when your father and Narcissa found each other.” He paused. “It was rather like watching two wild wildebeests attack each other. Most people begin their relationships with a ‘hello, how do you do?’ but they entered the same room, laid eyes on each other and pounced. I’m still traumatized nearly twenty years later.” - that's sad...but funny!

Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way. this is true...

I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Again...very true...

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Contin: you know what the funniest part of this game is? Not only can you be a doctor, a pizza deliverer, a cop, a ghost hunter, gameshow contestant, and many other things but you get to fight an evil masked chipmunk. --Strangly...I really want to play this game now...

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit the stupid cereal, put this in your profile!

'Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.'

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."'

I was born on the day of XigbarxXigbar

In the month of Saix

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Axel, Axel

And I'm Xigbar+Xenmas years old

My favorite number is Axel

But my lucky number is Lexaeus

If you understand this, then edit it to you and post it on your profile.

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

...except...i kinda like a Seme with a little back bone... blushes

Narutard Survey

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Shikamaru, Naruto and Sasuke.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru and ShikaGaa…maybe a little KakaIru, KibaHina, and…strangely…ItaDei

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi please

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yep, mainly I’m Gaara lookin for my Shika-chan, but once I did Sasuke who lost his skirt. I really wanna do a Uke!Naruto tho.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: too many to name… lol blushes

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Not really, I realized they already had their soul mates in the show. lol

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina….so cute together

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNaru please

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? holds up 7 fingers

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) nope, I had a different theory at the time….was still wrong tho lol.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? A bit DUH! To this one. Seriously? They looked almost exactly alike! They HAD to be related…and if not, then someone was the “milk man”

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Lol, never really thought about it…

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke…he just needs his uke Naruto to come by and kick his butt, bring him home for good sex…and he’s set.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope, I’mma manga girl

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Workin on it, keeps updating on me…

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Maybe ADHD…or something. lol

17. Sub or dub? It doesn’t matter, either way the point gets across.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? At first I hated her because she didn’t have a point in the show…she’s slowly changing my mind, I still don’t really like her tho.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Pretty funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara…

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? stares are you serious? Whatever floats your goat….

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Naruto….I mean COME ON! Sexy no jutsu was made for some reason. Either he wants to get pregnant with Sasuke’s spawn or he likes girl’s clothes. Take your pick…… tho…Gaara might be worthy of looking into…

23. Rock Lee Weird or Awesome? Awesomely cute in a weird way. Lol He’s the best.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? thinks probably Gaara or Sasuke. Could you imagine a cute shy Gaara? Cute.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? yeppers.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? But of course.

27. Do you like lemons? I love my citrus!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yep, my mom’s favorite is Tsunade.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Lol, hellz to the yeah

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Same as 29.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yeppers.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I’ve written a fan fiction in school and have someone look over my shoulder and recognize Naruto’s name. I don’t draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' nope, I don’t draw

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? My school, but not my grades. I pay too much money on school to let my grades get affected

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? tears yes….

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!! Esp. the SasuNaru special edition we all know was made.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? That’s a theory? Seriously…some people are idiots. He killed himself to save everyone, even Naruto…why would he come back only to kill him? Kinda pointless…

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I write Naruto fanfic’s…and a lot.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? winces maybe to Naruto

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep, she’s pretty sweet….so is he…and the twins.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Probably…wouldn’t surprise me.