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since: 04-12-04, id: 570796, Profile Updated: 09-27-08
country: United States
Author has written 11 stories for ElfQuest, Zatch Bell, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Braveheart.

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I'm just a normal every-day starving college student looking for a place to call her own in this world. Well, as normal as I think I am, maybe you wouldn't agree! teehee!

QUOTES:

"Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around." (said by the great Captain Jack Sparrow)

"But WHY's the rum gone!" (again Sparrow)

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" (guess who?)

"Look! POW AN UNDEAD MONKEY!" (Jack from his new movie, Pirates two!)

So these are the quotes of my own:

I'm a cow...EAT ME! (me friend always says...why we don't know!)

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research.

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. nodds

I don’t suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.I live by this!

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here...

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. -I know several peoples that live by this!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. They'll never know. -i live by this as well...evil smile

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!" - me mummie shouted that once...i have no clue where she got it...don't worry she got away with that little sidewalk driving ;)

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. -they do!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die though...i wonder why? -i've wondered this many a night and day...

your just jealous cause the little voices talk to me. -true! they do talk to me and not you...that's why everyone says i'm insane!

Of course i'm out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there! - again...true...very true

Your wheel's spinning, but the hamham ain't moving. -HA HA HA! HAMHAM!

"I want you to let me out"
"Do you indeed? How about a magic word?"
"Imperio, let me out." from a HP fanfic

"What is it, exactly, that you want me to do?" Harry asked
"Anything," Dumbledore answered. "Levitate something."
Soon, Snape was flying around the room, and yelling every obscenity known to man. Another one from HP fanfic and i'm almost sure i know all of them! GO ME!

Snape's a git to Gryffindor, McGonagall's a bitch to Slytherin, Flitwick is cheerfully annoying to everyone, and I don't have a clue who's teaching DADA because our professor quit two days before the Christmas holidays." (i have no clue where i read that but i love it! and it's true!) HP fanfic

"You know next time you go for hostages, you should really make sure they're people I care about first. Oh wait. Everyone I care about's dead. Funny that." -yeah...funny... Hp fanfic (i can't remember when i got half of these...i like em tho!)

"Well today has been interesting. Me and the Marauders were good but you really know how to make an entrance Harry." Said Sirius with a grin.
Zeaphur didn't blush but an evil looking grin crossed his face. "Oh I don't know. I seem to remember Moony saying something about a pink Elvis costume, a herd of nuclear green penguins, and streaking."
Sirius went so red it was almost like his hair was trying to blush as well. -evil laugh i like penguins! HP fanfic

"We need some help"
"What kind of help"
"Loony loopy lupin kind of help" - whoever came up with that is the best person in the world! HP fanfic

Once they were out of sight, Kota grabbed Harry’s arm. "You’re famous?" she asked incredulously.
"Er... in a sense... hey look, there’s a goblin!" he said, trying to get the focus off of him. Kota didn’t take the bait though.
"And you didn’t tell me this, why?"
"It’s not a big deal, honestly. I don’t like it really, so I don’t bring it up. It’s more trouble than it’s worth. I’m not all that famous anyways."
"So what if I yelled your name and pointed at you right now?" she asked.
"Don’t even think about it," he growled. -o0o0o0o0o0o! Harry's mad!

Realization dawned on Harry. “Oh shit!” he then looked at Dumbledore. “Sorry about that.”
“I have yet again gone temporarily deaf and haven’t an idea what you just said. Old age weakens the ears, you know.” -that it does...that it does!

Snape nodded, fighting not to make a face. “I assume that you have already searched through my mind?”
“Yes sir. You are not my mate.”
“That goodness for that.” Snape muttered. “I went through this drama with your father, and now I have to go through it with you. I tell you Draco, there was no one happier in this world than me when your father and Narcissa found each other.” He paused. “It was rather like watching two wild wildebeests attack each other. Most people begin their relationships with a ‘hello, how do you do?’ but they entered the same room, laid eyes on each other and pounced. I’m still traumatized nearly twenty years later.” - that's sad...but funny!

Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way. this is true...

I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Again...very true...

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

KiTurner: i don't get mad...i get even...

Me:yeah...well...i just get ahead! so there!(sticks out tongue)

Caffeine has made me its bitch!

Me:stares yeah? Well i'm caffeine's mistress and bitch and wench and wife and pimp! HA! beat that!

is watching Sleepy Hollow while on the phone with friend and her brother

someone get's their head cut off

friend's brother:...I lost my feet when I was seven years old...

Me 'n friend: o.0!

this is one i would like to see Kakashi say sometimes...

Sorry i'm late, but i wondered off the path of life today and while i was there i saw a cat in boots! Well i was so transfixed with this cat in boots i failed to notice nuclear green penguins dancing the River Dance in PINK tutu's behind me!

Contin: you know what the funniest part of this game is? Not only can you be a doctor, a pizza deliverer, a cop, a ghost hunter, gameshow contestant, and many other things but you get to fight an evil masked chipmunk. --Strangly...I really want to play this game now...

'Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.'

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."'

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit the stupid cereal, put this in your profile!

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1. Just so you know reviews
Just lazying about one day, Gaara opens his mouth and spoke. Everything changed after that. Shika/Gaa Fluff Yaoi OneShot
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-19-08
2. Stupid Irishman! reviews
It was my witch-gift, and for my people, for my land, I was more than willing to use it for Scotland...even with that stupid Irishman annoying me every chance he got! I could kill, make war, without regret...and I did with Wallace!
Braveheart - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 10-17-08
3. When sugar attacks reviews
It started out as a nice gathering to welcome Naruto into Sasuke's place...and than Naruto stuffed coffee down Gaara's throat, the events that happened after would always be on Shikamaru's mind. Yaoi Shika/Gaa One-shot
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 10-15-08
4. Not so Bothersome in the End reviews
In the end, it hadn't been as bothersome. He'd gladly do it again...anything to get his Gaara. Maybe that was what was so troublesome after all? Shika/Gaa Yaoi/BL Slight fluff
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 5-10-08
5. Weapons of War » reviews
During the first war Scientists thought to make the ultimate weapon from humans, but the Ministry of Magic stopped them. For revenge they stole children from both light and dark houses, thus making The Children. Warnings inside. Slash, HPDM.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 11-30-07
6. To Wish Upon a Red Moon reviews
A lonely fox....A lonely boy. One loved the other but had no way to tell him, until a God and a long passed brother decided to help. FLUFF! I made this for an english class and decided to post it. Yaoi SasuNaru Enjoy!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 10-10-07
7. The TRUE last battle reviews
HPDM YaoiSlash, just a little thing i thought up and thought it would be funny so i wrote it. This is how the final battle REALLY happened. No flashy wand waving nor stand off...just a Vampire and his...er...blood toy? Who's slightly insane! again, HPDM!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-24-07 - Published: 4-24-07
8. Moonfell's story » reviews
Sequel to "i must remember". Katty Moon is really Moonfell, daughter to Bearclaw and Joyleaf, sister to Cutter. After tying up everything in her life on Earth KattyMoonfell returns to her true home, The World of Two Moons...to live her life as she should
ElfQuest - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 3-28-05
9. The Earth and The Sky reviews
Oneshot, slash, HPDM. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny follow Harry one night to find out why he keeps disappearing. But they get a lot more then what they first thought.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-06
10. The Mamodo of Darkness » reviews
One rainy night Katta finds a little boy crying. Unable to leave the sick boy out in the street, she takes him home to properly care for him...not knowing the hell she just put on herself! or the Luck...
Complete - Zatch Bell - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 5-12-05
11. I must remember » reviews
i was a 16 year old girl of 2004, but one night i found a necklace in a fountain that sent me into ElfQuest. Now i'm a elf girl raised by trolls and believed to be Moonfell. The lost daughter of Bearclaw and Joyleaf, sister to Cutter. DONE! Finally!
Complete - ElfQuest - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,647 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-2-04 - Published: 4-12-04
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