Internet Name: Wave Maker
Other Names: Genevieve, Genevivian, Poof, Coin Lady, Cat Woman, Smart Girl, Blue
Internet Age: Fourteen Years
Internet (Yeah, it's real life too) Gender: Female
Internet Appearance: I have medium brown skin, brown eyes, and brown hair to my shoulders with blue streaks. I have a blue shirt and a black jacket over it with dark blue jeans with rips on the knees and black straps hanging from and then reattaching to my belt in a punk-like way.
Internet Powers: Super human intelligence in the areas of science, math and technology that allow me to create almost any technological item that I can think of.
Technology I use: I have a necklace with a glass cube on it that keeps my powers under control(glows when I use too much powers). I also have a blue techy watch that I designed myself to give me one (at a time) of my bizzare weapons, change my appearance, give me my PDA, and give me control over any one of the four elements(at one time).My eyes glow colors when I use my element powers(red for fire, blue for water, white for air, and brown for earth)
Internet Signature: ":D -peace sign-" (seen at end)

Couples I support:
1) Raven x Beast Boy(Teen Titans)
2) Cyborg x Jinx (Teen Titans)
3) Samantha x Jack(Stargate SG-1)
4) Rogue x Remy (X-Men)
5) Katara x Aang (Avatar: TLA)
6) Sokka x Suki (Avatar: TLA)
7) Zuko x Jin (Avatar: TLA)
8) Momo x Appa (Avatar: TLA)
9) Yumi x Odd (Code Lyoko)
10) Ulrich x Aelita (Code Lyoko)
11) Jeremie x His computer (Code Lyoko)
12) Ryan x Colin (Whose Line?)
13) Drew x Wayne x Brad (Whose Line?)
14) Shark x Lioness (A.T.O.M.)
15) Moze x Ned (Ned's Declassified)
16) Orihime x Uryu (Bleach)
17) Rukia x Ichigo (Bleach)
18) Gabriella x Ryan (High School Musical 1 & 2)
19) Sharpay x Zeke ( High School Musical 1 & 2)

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TERRA IS EVIL. If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Raven flies with me, Wave Maker

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you ever pushed a door that says pull.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

Fav quotes:

Quotes from Serenity:

Hoban: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Malcolm: Define "interesting".
Hoban: -deadpan- Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Simon: -quoting Malcolm about River- Oh, one simple job! She'll be fine!
Malcolm: She IS fine! Except for being still crazy, she's a picture of health!

Malcolm: -on the ship's intercom- This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!

Malcolm: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week!
Kaylee: That was six months ago, Cap'n.

Malcolm: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Malcolm: -caught off guard- Well... you can't...

Malcolm: What in the hell happened back there?
Hoban: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl cuz... I don't think that's ever getting old.

Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Malcolm: Aw hell, I'm a fan of all seven... -pulls out gun- But right now, I'm leaning towards wrath...

Jayne: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?

Quotes from Avatar:

Toph: What are you doing here, twinkle toes?
Aang: How did you know it was me?
Sokka:Don’t answer to twinkle toes. It’s not manly!
Katara: You’re the one whose bag matches his belt.

Hey, I'm just trying to make an honest living. Well... a living, anyway. - Jojo, the Kissing Bandit ( Avatar Trading Card)

Quotes from Code: Lyoko:

Jeremie: -holding sketch of him and his friends- Wow! It's great!
Odd: Yeah! And I drew it from memory!
Ulrich: So you can imagine how much effort it took.

Agent 1: The president himself has no idea that we exist...
Agent 2: Even we have no idea who we really are...

Yumi: Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?
Odd: Yeah, good thinking!

Quotes from Whose Line?:

What's so funny? Am I funny to you? Am I wearing a jester's hat? Do I have a name tag that says, 'Hi, I'm damn funny?'

This just in. Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3

Colin: -playing Improbable Mission- Wait! The faucet's rigged!
Ryan: What?
Colin: The faucet's rigged!
Ryan: In what way?
Colin: With an explosive! How long have you been a spy??

Ryan: -after breaking the light on Drew's desk with his head- Was that lit?
Colin: Oh yeah, it was. It woulda been better had your head burst into flames.

Drew: -changing the number of fingers he's holding up- How many fingers am I holding up?
Ryan: ... Four?
Drew: -shrugs- Close enough.
Ryan: How bout me?-gives him the middle finger-

A man is still in critical condition after swallowing 200 dollar bills. No change is expected

Quotes from Mythbusters:

-Pointing to a read out on a washing machine that reads "donE"- 'Done' with a capital 'E!’

Remember kids, cardboard is low in fat.

Adam: This wins as the strangest position I've ever been in on this show...
Karey: Don't you love how he quallifies it with "On this show?"

Karey: -After Grant won a competion over who could strike with the most force- You're full of Newtons, Grant!
Grant: Yeah, Fig Newtons, baby!

Grant: -on top of a high platform- I can see my house from here!
Guy working with them: Whose car is that in the drive way?

Tory: -About Ben Franklin- We killed a dead president!
Grant: ...He was never president...
-silence-
Grant and Karey: -leave laughing-
Tory: Wasn't he?...Damnit...

That was excellent! I mean, it didn't really do anything that important, but it was COOL!

Adam: I gave what happened here a 30 percent chance of happening.
Camera Woman: 20
Adam: No, 30.
-Flash Back of Adam saying "70 percent, 20 percent, 10 percent."-
Adam: No, that wasn't me, that was someone else.
Camera Woman: That was you.
Adam: I said 50, 40, 10.
-Same Flash Back of Adam saying "70 percent, 20 percent, 10 percent."-
Adam: I reject your reality and substitute my own

Karey: -Looking at a pot Tory made- Awe... look at that little tiny thing.
Narrator: Not something a guy ever wants to hear...

Jamie: Or the elevator of love.
Adam: No, that would be a trapped elevator...
Jamie: We’re not gonna test that, are we?
Adam: Not you and me!

Adam: I mean, if this doesn't work, we're idiots. Now we may be idiots anyway, and I'm okay with that, but I'd rather be idiots with a big explosion!
Narrator: Wouldn't we all?

Karey:-after a pair of fake hands exploded- -walks over- You guys wanna explain why i just got hit in the head with a thumb?
Grant and Tory: ...Nah...

And by effeciancy, I mean excessive amounts of speed!

-During a myth where they dropped electrical things into bathtubs- And now, the iron, or as we refer to it around here: "Fierro de los muertos!" (Iron of the death!)

-After they put succesfully put a pole in the ground- I'm gonna do my pole dance! -does a happy, little victory dance- Not what you were expecting, huh?

Quotes from Fairly Odd Parents:

Prof. Calamatous: You lied to me!
Anti-Cosmo: Yes, I do that from time to time. It's almost like I'm evil!

I'm back! A hostile alien bent on taking over the planet! -agents handcuff him- I mean, a harmless girlscout! Who wants cookies? -Mark

-Aiming at Timmy with a bazooka because she's jealous- Oh Timmy, since it's technologically impossible for me to miss you, I'LL MISS YOU! - Trixie

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left and that's the end of our show! - Cosmo

Quotes from Boy Meets World:

Cory: Don’t you remember our cat Fluffy? He died during an operation!
Eric: Cory, Fluffy fell out of a tree. They were trying to sew his head back on. It was big odds going in.

Shawn: -holding sign- Yeah, "No girls allowed.' -turns to Cory- That lasted long...
Cory: Hey, I was in love...
Topanga: And I threatened to sue!

Morgan: -singing along with a song written by Corinna- He’s a loser freak, loser freak.
He’s a maladjusted, loser freak.
He’s a women-hatin’, maladjusted, loser freak.
I can’t believe you’re my brother, ew.
-goes back to singing- He’s a loser freak, loser freak.
Eric: This is a very difficult situation, here. I mean Corinna is a sweet girl with a great artistic spirit. It’d just be wrong to crush that.
Morgan: -still singing along-And he doesn’t like girls, cuz he’s afraid of them, afraid of them!
I think he likes boys if ya know what I’m sayin’.
Eric: ...Okay, this chick is toast.

Quotes from X-Play:

Steve: Dude! You fell 40 stories!
Bob: Would you believe there was a crate of marshmallows at the bottom?
Steve: ...No.
Bob: Then you'd be right
Steve: So, how did you survive?
Bob: Love.
Steve: Love?
Bob: Love.
Steve: Whose love?
Bob: Your love.
Steve: ...What the hell are you talking about?
Bob: I don’t know. I hit my head pretty hard...
Steve: Do you even remember the mission?
Bob: Something about protecting Sean Connery, right?
Steve: ...Close enough.

We tried to get Bob Kane for the show, but he turned us down, or died years ago, whatever...

Adam: When I heard we had a game in called Rogue Trooper, I sorta hoped that Rogue from the X-Men had a new career in enforcing state highway laws...
Morgan: No, now that Brett Ratner's in charge of the X-Men franchise, all the female characters can do is tell Logan he's being too risky.

...But did you know that bricks were responsible for some of the most infamous events in U.S. history?! It’s true! The mastermind behind the Pearl Harbor attacks, the second shooter on the grassy knoll, the director of X-Men 3! All bricks!

Quotes from Family Guy:

Lois: How are we gonna find them ?
Brian: Don't worry Lois, I'm good at finding people. I was the one who found Bush after Hurricane Katrina.
-setting change: Tree house in Crawford, Texas-
Brian: -walks up to tree house- Uh, Mr. President, are you up there?
Bush: -pokes head up into view of window- Go away!
Brian: Sir, there's a disaster in New Orleans.
Bush: I'm reading Super Fudge!
Brian: You gotta come down and deal with this!
Bush: Don't make me do stuff!

Brian: -Trying to prove her brother is a murderer- What about this? There's a dead fat guy under his bed.
Lois: Well maybe it's just a coincidince.
Brian: Well, what about that half-dead fat guy in the corner?
Half-dead fat guy: Patrick tried to kill me.
Lois: Well maybe it's another Patrick?
Brian: LOIS!

Good news, Flappy, I've decided not to kill you! -Stewie

So help me if I find sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find... I shall kill you! - Stewie

Meg: -about Peter being retarded- I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

Peter: Man, when was the meaning of 'from' changed to 'for'?
Brian: Well they had a meeting last night. They sent you a card, but it said 'For Peter' so you musta thought it was from you so... you know what, it's just easier to call you an idiot...

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
Stewie: I don't remember-
Brian: -Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into winshield-
Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.

Quotes from FanFiction Stories:

Next up! Faster than a flaming review! More powerful than a Microsoft Word spellchecker! Able to leap gaping plot holes in a single paragraph! It’s…Robin and Beast Boy’s fanfic! Yes, friends, be amazed at BB’s complete lack of ability to make a subject and a verb agree! Stand in awe as the most heinous crimes are committed against the English language! Tempers will flare, expectations will be lowered, and virtgrad will quit writing fanfics at 3:00 in the morning and work on her doctoral dissertation! - Virtgrad

“Me! I didn’t do anything! Nothing you will want to kill me and throw me in a cement mixer for!!” - Odd sold my soul

Beast Boy smirked. “I know it like the back of my hand!” Beast Boy looked at his hand and his eyes widened. “Wait….when did I start wearing gloves?” -Strix Moonwing

"Yo mamma's soo skinny, guys call her a carpenter's delight. Flat as a board and easy to nail!" Jericho said as he bitch smacked Beast Boy.
"Yo mamma's soo ugly, well look at you." Beast Boy said as he bitch smacked Jericho.
"Your talking about the person who went all the way with Raven." Jericho said.
"Who? Yo mamma?" Beast Boy smirked.
"Your dead bitch!" Jericho then roundhouse kicked Beast Boy in the face. - Teen Titans: Stuck in an elevator

“You'll never get away with it, XANA,” Jeremy screamed.
“Who ever said that I was xana?” I responded calmly. “I just like scaring people.” - Xana-is-a-bich

“Beast Boy! Come back! You’ll die! …Can I have your video games!” - iforgetmyname

“We’re going to march on empty stomachs?” Sokka groaned.
Rachel stood up, yawning, “Oh, that’s just gross. I say we look for a path instead.” - Sapphire Warg

Matthew: Ayo i just wanna give a shout out to my hommies in da BK holla at ya Boi!
Starfire: I am sorry what did you say?
Matthew: Ayo shorty you got a hearing problem. I aint goin to reapet ma word wit you chicken heads all up in ma grill.
Raven: Chicken heads?
Matthew: Yeah wat you goin do about it?
Starfire: I am scared friend Raven
Raven: Whatever just give us your question
Matthew: Ight. me and ma hommies were crusin in ma hood right and a couple of wanksters was all up in our space so me and me bois was all tellin them to get back cause they dont know us like dat. den the next day at school we saw them at our luinch table and ma boi was all up in their faces so now they wanna fight us tommorow and i'm not into dat kinda stuff so i'm like na man na. Then they all up in my face saying i best fight dem bois or we aint tight no more. so i wanna no should i get wit it or busta games tightness for shizzle.

"Just put it this way: You swallow the thing once and all of a sudden you're the weird key swallower who can't be trusted." - SushiChica

Serious. Serious. Serious.
Ziggy: I am worried for your health. It’s all that technobabble in Star Trek! IT’S CORRUPPTING YOUR YOUTHFUL VISAGE!
My... What?
Ziggy: I don’t know what it means... It sounded cool, didn’t it?
The coolest. - Mrs. Delrossi2.0

XANA took a few seconds to brainstorm a few ideas in his head.
“I got it! How about I alter a restaurant’s food supply so that they’ll serve infected meals, thus putting the public in a grave health risk?”
“Sorry XANA, the humans beat you to that idea,” a minion spoke up. “They call it McDonalds”
“Curses! Though, I don’t understand why that fast food chain is still in business. Can someone tell me why this is happening?”
“Oh that’s because you get a free toy with every kids’ meal.”
“Those humans are more devious that I thought.” - Code Lyoko: A Retelling

“I doubt that. Jim rapping in the school auditorium is a pretty tough act to follow.”
XANA gulped in surprise as he knew there was no way he could inflict that much torture on the human race.
“Okay…maybe second-most horrific Halloween experience.” - Code Lyoko: A Retelling

“Weeeeeee!” XANA said in glee as he waved the digits through the air. Fingers were fun indeed. Too bad he decided to have playtime in the middle of a four-way intersection.
“Hey, punk! Get off the road!” One of the drivers hollered at his direction. Clearly this man too loved to play with his fingers as he made a gesture that let XANA know that he was number one. - Code Lyoko: A Retelling

Quotes from other TV shows, books, video games or movies:

You know, I always thougt that a failsafe program was supposed to be somewhat safe from failure - Stargate SG-1

Sam: It's a crazy idea...
Jack: I'm down with Crazy. I like crazy. -crosses fingers- Crazy and I are like that -uncrosses fingers- - Stargate SG-1

Jack: -After Merlin was in Daniel's body- Are you...you?
Daniel: -waves hand-
Jack: ...What was that?
Daniel: If I were Merlin you would know... - Stargate SG-1

Luke, I am your mother! -pulls off costume to reveal pink dress- -Thumb Wars

I know I have ADD because I don't have the patience to find out if I have ADD - Ellen DeGeneres

Bloo: See! He's screwing everything up!
Cheese: -holding an electric screwdriver- No, I'm only screwing the wheel...

Jenna: I guess the cat's out of the bag...
Data: -looks for cat- Spot? - Star Trek

I don't think, I know.
I don't think you know either. - Robots

Tino: Not going trick-or-treating, eh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH-!
Tino’s Mom: Who wants their favorite jammies, all warm and fuzzy from the dryer!
Tino: MOM! I’m trying to be evil!
T’s Mom: Cute! I’m getting the camera. - Weekenders

American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN! - Armageddon

Don't you let your brain fall out! Have you lost your mind!? - Bill Cosby

-On the 23rd floor- Here, let me get the door for you, unless you prefer the window... - The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Cody: -about Agnes- What is she doing here?!
Zack: I let her in.
Cody: Why?
Zack: Kicks. - The Suite Life

Zack: Man, I've been watching you scream for 10 minutes.
Cody: Why didn't you wake me up?
Zack: There was nothing on TV... - The Suite Life

Zack: -About Agnes, who's on a building scaffold- Let's cut the ropes!
Cody: Don't be ridiculous! She might fall and hurt someone!
Zack: That's a risk I'm willing to take... - The Suite Life

-About the Vulcan Cannon- It may be called the Vulcan, but with this angel of death flying over you, you won't live long, and you won't prosper. - Military on Demand

What's the matter with you? Wake up on the wrong side of your mom? - Tony Hawk: Underground

Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing...
Jack: I love those moments... I like to wave at them as they pass by... - Pirates 2

You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin. - Pirates 2

Malcom: -Hears static- Is that the radio, or the universe giggling at us again?
Tucker: It can giggle all it wants, it's not getting any of our burbon. - Star Trek: Enterprise

Jackson: Where did I put my credit card?!
Miley: Relax, it's probably right next to your brain. Oh no, now you'll never find it. - Hannah Montana

Flesh: What are we looking for again?
Spyda: Your brain, got a magnifying glass? - A.T.O.M.

Quotes from my life:

"Noah": -Reading from Yo Mamma is so... to the teacher- "Hey, you got that far away look. The farther away you get, the better you look!"
Mr. B: At least, unlike you, I look good at some distance.

You know I'm like butter cause I'm on a roll. - Lee

Bucky: I like the Harry Potter Jelly Beans, they taste like the real thing, even the grass ones!
My mom: How do you know?
Bucky: You don't want to know...

WM: This is your brain - points to peice of paper- This is your brain on drugs -pushes paper over the edge of table-
Lee: ...More like your brain on gravity...

-happily- It's like Christmas in December! - WM

WM: Quien molesta tu mas? Es Zuko? (Who bugs you the most? Is it Zuko?)
Mid: You know what, I'm not going to answer 'cause I know where this is going...

WM: Guess what! I'm going to be super nice for 40 days!
Mid: What?! What heavenly action has caused this?!

When life gives you lemons, open a bar - Mom

When life gives you lemons, make a battery - Dad

-Watching the waterfall scene of Apocalypto-
Daniel: As long as he doesn't hit a rock, there's a 10 percent chance of him living.
Dad: Yeah, but there's that 90 percent chance of dying I'm afraid of.

WM: -eating at Ponderosa--hears this ringing alarm thing- Was that a fire alarm? Do we have to evacuate?
Dad: Probably was. I'm not leaving my steak...
WM and mom: -crack up-
Mom: -still laughing- You know, I was just thinking the same thing...

WM: -Phoenix and Pixie show up after the rest of the group has been talking about Heroes-Phoenix, what would you do if you had radiation manipulation powers that could blow up New York?
Pixie and Phoenix: -look at each other and then back to WM- Blow up New York...

WM: Okay, I believe everyone has officially said they would be more scared if Phoenix had Sylar's(from Heroes) powers and could blow up New York than in Sylar did in this dimension...Oh, wait, I haven't asked Krypto! Krypto! -Krypto comes over-
Krypto: What?
WM: Okay, what would you rather have: a psycho, serial-killer who I think eats people's brains who has the power to blow up New York, or Phoenix who has the power to blow up New York?
Krypto: Um...I don't know, but I wanna join Phoenix! -high fives Phoenix- Wait, is that a choice?
WM: -nods excitedly- Yeah, in fact, I wanna join her and blow up New York too! Yay! -high fives Phoenix too before clapping-

Heaven didn’t want me and I’m buying Hell on E-bay.- Me and my friends

WM: -ranting about something- -begins to wave hands around wildily while talking-
M: AH! -ducks to avoid hands- Watch it!
WM: -turns to M- Relax! I'm not going to hit you unless I'm trying to hit you!

Brian: -swtiching two desks around-
Mrs. L: Brian! What are you doing!?
Brian: My desk is too small for me!
Mrs. L: Then why don't you just switch sides?
Brian: ...That's a good idea...

Student: How do we know if it's an acid or a base?
Mr. A: By our definitions that we covered on the days that you weren't here and that I wore a polo on.
Same Student: You wore a polo!?
Mr. A: Yeah, I think I might wear one everyday because everyday I wear one, you're not here!

Mr. T: What are the 3 ways you can transfer charges?
David: Um...static...contact...um...
Mr. T: The last one starts with an 'i'
David: -instantly- Intercourse?
Mr. T: No, is that the first thing you though of?
David: Sadly, yes.

Jessica: What the frick!
Mr. C: Hey! Use fudge!

well people like to say I don't have any points, but knives have points, and I have a lot of knives, there for I have a lot of points - Jenna

WM: -singing- She blinded me with science!
M: It's easy to blind someone with science! Just take a chemical-
WM: Hazardous chemical!
M: Take careful aim and throw it at someone. Then they're like 'I'm blind!' with Science!

M: Hey! Condensation has formed on this side
WM: There's nothing there
M: Yes there is! I can feel something on this side!
WM: Chloe, that's rust...
Mrs. S: Kids, rust is not condensation...

Tervor: Ok, you're the leader, now what do we do?
WM:-doodleing, realizes he's talking to me- Me? Why do I have to be the leader? Chloe can be the leader, she's the one who works! -laughs-
Trevor: Nice...

I'm going to do my best to help you do well on the test. I don't mean to rhyme, it just happens sometimes... - Mr. A

Mrs. M: I am more of a city girl than a township girl!
Kyle: So am I!

M: -To JS- You spelled interesting with two s's.
WM: What?! There aren't even any s's in interesting!
M: In- ter- REST- ing...
WM and JS: Oh yeah...

If you have any questions, ask. Questions 'R' Us. Actually, Answers 'R' Us, Questions 'R' You. - Mr. T

Tea is nasty. That's why they call it tea. Cuz it's nas-TEA - WM

WM: -looks up at sky- Hey! An airplane!
M: Cool, is it crashing to the ground?
WM: No- maybe... -evil grin, begins to rub hands together in a plotting way and looks back at airplane- If all goes as planned...

Matt: Brian, I'm a ninja.
Brian: I'm half ninja...
WM: I'm not a ninja, but I'm an assassin, so come near me and die...

Quotes from other writers/random hobos off the street:

Kacey: I love watching exploding cars!
Chris: Hey, me too!
Strix: Then how about the two of you go off and explode stuff?
Both: Okay! -walk off, drink from a water fountain, and come back-
Strix: Well? Where's the explosion? Engulfing flames of doom?
Kacey: -points at water fountain- Oh, don't worry, that water fountain will explode.
Chris: Not now...but soon. Very, very soon.
Strix: -backs away slowly- -Strix Moonwing

Quad: -on the phone- Why aren't they picking up!?
Jaz: Dial in the number first! - Quadgurl

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be. - lozerz r us' Bio page

The problem with humanity is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?WigginBoy

I dreamt about u last night. u were screaming and had a toothpic in ur eye. - lozerz r us'

RSAS's mom: The forecast for this week is...
RSAS: Death.
RSAS's mom: No. Rain, light showers, rain, afternoon rain, rain...
RSAS: Acid rain. -Random Stuff About Stuff's Bio

I know it's the truth! I made it up myself! -Random Stuff About Stuff's Bio

I'm going to kill her so bad that she won't forget it for the rest of her life! -Random Stuff About Stuff's Bio

I would tell myself to shut up... but... hey... I like being crazy. - AnimationWickedRaven

In a situation like this, all I can say is...you suck. - Lin13

Quotes from famous people:

The problem with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.

I'm a "The Bong is half full" sorta guy - Mr. Wuhl

Not all people are annoying – some are dead.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Stealing from one author is plagiarism; stealing from many is reasearch.

I like children. If they’re properly cooked. - W.C. Fields

If you can keep your head when all those around you are losing theirs, perhaps you do not understand the situation. – Nelson Boswell

It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candlelight

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

I looked up at the stars one night and said, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees!

She's sounding like a rock scientist.

Quotes from everything else:

If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job.

Duct tape is like the Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the Universe together.

~Is the glass half empty or half full?
Neither, it is half full of liquid and its half full of air, thus the glass is full

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I own you. I am your master. You, my zombie will do as I say. You will obey me. Do as I say. I say that I want…pie. Go fetch me some. Now. Go. Be gone. Walk. Faster. Faster. Fast walk. Jog. Sprint. Faster. Faster! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RUN LIKE THE WIND ON A TUESDAY! FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, GET ME PIE!

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that to my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG, IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, so instead pick your middle finger up and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone.

There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population.

5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions...

I'm right 95 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 7 percent?

Sometimes I shoot to please, but mostly I shoot to kill.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause... ever notice how all womens' problems start with men?

A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be considered half as good. Luckily, that isn't very difficult.

First I'll kill myself. Then I will kill you. My plan is brilliant! Mwahahahaha!

I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I never pick on an unarmed man.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

I'm not a thirteen year old girl, but I play one on the internet.

Cute little quotes:
1)"Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them enough to know they won't." - Unknown
2)"To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three/fourths dead."-Bertrand and Earl Russell.
3) "If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." - Juan Ramón Jiménez
4) "We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed." - Unknown
5) "The elements are like the darkness, if you cannot control it, it engulfs you, but if you rarely use it, it snuffs out.” - Grey Blade (At least, that's where I heard it from)

Funny little warnings:
~On a Sear's hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Oh..But thats the only time i do my hair!)
~On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(This Competition is for one for the shoplifter's)
~On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(hum...how do you use soap?)
~On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But remember its "only" a suggestion)
~On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(whoops!)
~On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(And you thought...)
~On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But thats the only way i iron)
~On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5- year-olds with coughs off those forklifts.)
~On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)
~On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to?)
~On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(and the other use is...?)
~On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Really?)
~On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)
~On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
~On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
~On a knife:
"Caution: Keep out of children."
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
~On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
~On a Taiwanese shampoo:
"Use repeatedly for severe damage."
~In a US guide to setting up a new computer(INSIDE the box):
"To avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room tempurature before opening."
~On a hand-dryer in a bathroom:
"Do not operate with wet hands"

Ten Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another

Famous last words:
"No, these windows are okay to lean on."
"I can pass this guy."
"My brakes are fine."
"Nice doggy."
"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--"
"So, you're a cannibal..."
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"I wonder where the mother bear is."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"Goodbye to the world. I'm leaving because I'm bored."
"It's probably just a rash."
"I dunno, press the button and find out."

Bumper Stickers:
"There are two types of pedestrians: the fast ones and the dead ones."
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body."
"Buck Fush."
"Come to the darkside, we have cookies."
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"Buckle up - it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car."
"If you can read this, I can stop suddenly and sue you."
"Squirrel - it's what's for supper."
"Anything worth taking seriously - is worth making fun of."
"Even if the voices aren't real - they've got some great ideas."
"If you don't like my driving - stay off the sidewalk."
"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to!"

AIM Away Messages:
Ahh, I'm so tired I could fall asleep on this very keybofsdfgjhf
Trick-or-treating on the highway, dressed as a deer
My dog ate my away message.
Let's discuss left and right, you're right, I left!
Not at my desk. If you yell loud enough into your monitor I might hear you and come back.
~The Away Message Thief Was Here~
Sorry, I've been temporarily distracted by a shiny object. O_O
Running around in circles reaaaally fast.
It's not my fault the voices in my head are telling me to free the kangaroos from the zoo, but they have me outnumbered, so bye!
Hello, I see the assasins have failed. Go away.
I'm away because I'm avoiding someone. If I don't reply, it's you.
me no here, me go bye, leave a message, me reply. - lozerz r us' Bio page
Riding ponies outside walmart... be back when i run out of quarters! - lozerz r us' Bio page

Stupid Questions

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse, carrying a corpse, drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why IS Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If love makes the world go round, does hate make the world go square?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a--?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?
Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?
Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal to go on a handicapped toilet?
Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?
What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?
Why does blind have an "i" in it?
Why is dyslexia hard to spell?
Why is abbreviation a long word?

QUESTIONS ABOUT 2010 OLYMPICS
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website (frightening, isn't it!)
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

The lyrics to my life:
Wordplay by Jason Mraz
Imaginary Rockstar by Skye Sweetnam
The Remedy By Jason Mraz
Video by India Arie
Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield
Unpredictable by Skye Sweetnam
Perfect Day by Hoku
Maintain Consciousness by Relient K
Mood Rings by Relient K
Gibberish by Relient K
Bite My Tounge by Relient K

My favorite poems:
The Raven (Which can be found at http://www.blight.com/~sparkle/poems/raven.html )
Ten Little Indians (Which can be found under "Plot Summary" at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Then_There_Were_None )
Booker T. and W.E.B. (Which can be found at http://www.huarchivesnet.howard.edu/9908huarnet/randall.htm)
Riverbank Blues (Which can be found at http://www.ctadams.com/sterlingbrown3.html)
Musee des Beaux Arts (Which can be found at http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~creswell/auden.html)

All you TS2 fans! Look for me on The Sims 2 website (thesims2.ea.com)! I'm WM9899! Read my stories, sign my GB, you know, all that.

DeviantArters, look for me at http://wavemaker989.deviantart.com/! Check out my stories and art work, por favor! Gracias!

For those who enjoyed the funny stuff I wrote, check out the chapter of Random Stuff About Stuff's Annoying that I wrote, chapter 18. If you enjoy funny Avatar: TLA stories, you'll probably like it.

Thanks for reading.
Watch out, I'm making waves.

:D -peace sign-