Name: Schelly

Age: 16

From: Illinois, USA

Gender: Female. As if that wasn't obvious enough - how many male romance writers do you see? (big grin)

Current obsession(s): South Park, Doctor Who, Fullmetal Alchemist, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Facebook, the computer, Supernatural, acting, writing, and mostly...South Park. Seriously. My friends are all sick of my talking about it.

Favorite Music: Everything and anything. Mostly. I love musicals, 90s, 80s, 70s, now. Anime music, music from Final Fantasy-s and Kingdom Hearts-s. I hate heavy metal, and heavy rap. And most country.

Okay, I know when I came here, I absolutely hated non-canon slash. But, honestly, ever since getting started on South Park and reading Style-slash, I absolutely LOVE it, and am even writing it. :p So, yeah. Slashers, you've converted me.

Quotes:

If you're not living for the moment, you're not living at all.

Me (well, I say it. My ex said it first.)

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"Watermelon = melon of water."

John (my idiot)

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Edward: Nyaaargh! Conveniently awaken, my telepathic powers! Elric telepathy!! (holding Al's armor hand) Accept the mind link, little brother!!

--Fullmetal Alchemist (Doors of Darkness)

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Cassandra: after passionately kissing the Doctor while in Rose's body, breathless T-T-Terminal's this way.

The Doctor: stunned, voice breaking into a falsetto Yup, still got it

--New Earth (still drooling)

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"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

Dr. House, House M.D.

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Doctor: That's the sort of man I am now, am I? Rude... Rude and not ginger.

--The Doctor, Christmas Invasion

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"Oh My God, they Killed Kenny!"

"Those Bastards!!"

--Stan and Kyle, various South Park Eps

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Stan: You suck, Cartman! If you want to play America vs. Bosnia anymore, you can just play with yourself!

Cartman: Fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!

(Kenny laughs)

Cartman: What?

--Clubhouses, South Park

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Sycorax Leader: Blood control is just one form of conquest. I could summon the armada and take this world by force...!

The Doctor: Well...you could do that...yeah, you could do that, of course you could! But...why? Look at these people, these human beings; consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than... no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But, the point still stands...leave them alone!

--The Tenth Doctor, Christmas Invasion (love that one)

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Hawkeye: You love Winry don't you? Ed spits out his drink into Black Hayate's face.

Edward and Hawkeye:... Black Hayate just sits there with stuff on his face.

lol. I cracked up so hard when I read this.

--FMA

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Edward: (To Roy) Well, if your security was as tight as your ass, we wouldn't be in this situation!

--FMA video game

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Wilson: How depressed are you?
House: I'm not depressed.
Wilson: You faked cancer.
-Dr. House, House, M.D.

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About the city of 'New New York'

The Doctor: Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York, which makes it New-New New-New-New-New...New-New-New-New New-New...New-New New York.

(Rose Laughs)

The Doctor: What?

Rose: You're so different.

The Doctor: New New Doctor.

--New Earth

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Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller?

Ed: Who're you calling "small," you half-pint hag?!

Pinako: What did you call me, you little runt?!

Ed: You heard me, guppy geezer!!

Pinako: Chibichump!!

Ed: Micromini granny!!

--Fullmetal Alchemist (manga) House of the Waiting Family

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Cassandra: in the Doctor's body Oooh my. This is...different.

Rose: Cassandra?

Cassandra: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum. So many parts! And hardly used. Ungh.. Oh! Two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!

Rose: Get out of him!

Cassandra: Oooh, he's slim. And a little bit foxy. speaks suggestively to Rose You thought so too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking...you like it!

--New Earth. (my favorite scene. Still drooling at him)

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Armstrong: What destroys, can also create! And what creates, can also destroy! Destruction and creation are two sides of the same coin!! WE MUST TEAR DOWN IN ORDER TO BUILD! THAT IS THE GREAT LAW OF THE COSMOS! (takes off shirt)

Scar: (stares dumbfounded) ...

Havoc: Why did he take his shirt off?

Hawkeye: That's some really crazy alchemy...

--Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)

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The Doctor: I like my thumb. I need my thumb. I'm very attached to... my thumb.

--Tooth and Claw

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The Doctor: Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again...

--School Reunion

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Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.

The Doctor: Wait till you read book seven - oh, I cried...!

--Smith and Jones. (I HATE Martha. She could never replace Rose.)

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There's more I just don't feel like doing it.

Supported Couples:

South Park - Style, Stendy, Buttman, Kenny...various people (heh, Kenny the lil manwhore is so cute) KyleBebe, StanOC, along with other random pairings.

Full Metal Alchemist - Um, well, since I'm only on ep. 14 for anime/10 for manga, I so far support EdxWinry and RoyxRiza. Hehe. Just because it's cannon. AND NO ELRICEST!! AS STATED IN SPN, THERE IS A SUCH THING AS BROTHERLY LOVE, YOU PERVERTS!!

Doctor Who - Nine/Rose Ten/Rose Human-Ten/Rose (or 10.5/Rose or whatever you want to call him.) Donna, but not as romantically, but I do love her and felt it was so unfair in Journey's End.

Kingdom Hearts I & II - SoraKairi, SoraKairiRiku,NamineRiku, Roxiri (thanks to Shirozora)NamineSoraKairi, AerithCloud, TifaCloud, LeonAerith, LeonYuffie and any triangles of the last four mentioned

Final Fantasies - VII -see the last four in Kingdom Hearts II, FFX- TidusYuna, TidusRikku (only cause they're both so irritating!) WakkaLulu FFX-2 - TidusYuna, RikkuGippal, PaineGippal, PaineNooj

Supernatural - DeanJo, DeanCassi, SamSarah, SamJo, DeanJoSam, SamOC, DeanOC, JoDeanOC, DeanOCSam...NO WINCEST!! (hello, there is a such thing as BROTHERLY LOVE!) Not the other kind!

Stargate Atlantis: ElizabethJohn (a.k.a. Sparky) RononTeyla, TeylaAiden, RononTeylaAiden

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In progress/Coming Soon: South Park: The Musical (South Park)

Current Works: To Love and Die in South Park (South Park), Memento Mori (Doctor Who), Bad Moon (Doctor Who)

Hiatus : Truth of the Heart (Full Metal Alchemist) She Will Be Loved (Stargate Atlantis)--but maybe not for long. Kingdom Hearts III: Unwanted Rebirth, Threads (Doctor Who) Out of Body (Supernatural) So Much for the Afterglow (Fullmetal Alchemist), Wish You Were Here (Doctor Who)

Finished: Partners In Time (Doctor Who), Choices (Doctor Who)

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To Love and Die in South Park - A new kid comes to South Park and befriends Stan. Only what no one knows is that the new kid is really a girl! Kyle gets jealous, Kenny becomes obsessed with finding out her secret, and Cartman is...well, being Cartman. As the new girl starts falling for Stan while keeping the appearance of being a guy, Stan begins to question his own sexuality and rethinks his friendship with Kyle. The fearsome four are getting strained, and all their secrets come out in the end. STYLE, StanOC, KennyOC, Candy

Memento Mori - 100 Doctor/Rose themed one-shots. In Latin: Remember you are mortal. Remember to live. Glimpses of how the Doctor and Rose lived through their travels, how far the other would go to save the other, and of 'what ifs' that would probably never happen in the show.

Choices - My first one-shot!! 10/Rose. Spoilers for 'Turn Left.' After all these years, Rose thinks she has changed too much and that she is not the same person that travelled with the Doctor all those years ago. She believes that Donna is better, that without Donna the Doctor would die, but Donna knows otherwise. She knows that had it not been for Rose's departure, the Doctor wouldn't have needed saving in the first place. Complete.

Wish You Were Here - 10/Rose. Alternate to 'Journey's End.' While out with Donna, the Doctor find Rose...but she seems not to know who he is, or who she is. Teaming up with a mysterious Dr. Jones, the Doctor must fight a deadly disease or lose Rose forever. But the clock is ticking away, and the symptoms seem to have spread to him. Will the true identity of Dr Jones provide all the answers he needs?

Bad Moon - 9/Rose/10. Rose and the Tenth Doctor get a message on the psychic paper leading them to an abandoned building. Or so it seems. After running into past Rose and the Ninth Doctor, the two most brilliant minds must set aside their jealousies over the same woman while fighting a deadly virus that turns people into savage animals, stripping away humanity and civilisation. Will they be to late before the disease spreads to Rose?

So Much For the Afterglow - Future fic. The Philosopher's Stone is finally found, the Homunculi are finally destroyed...but the corruption plaguing the government was only scratching the surface. As Fuhrer Roy Mustang struggles to liberate the people and lead them into the Golden Age, he realises that not only must he still protect the people from the corruption, but also that of his genius and yet purely evil son... Royai, EdWin, AlOC

Truth of the Heart - Ed, Al and Winry are 'sent' on a vacation to a beautiful town, but what seems like a peaceful town is harboring many secrets. And, while investigating, the three have been subjected to a lethal poison whose main side-effect is a truth serum! Teaming up with a local girl to try to stop those responsible for manufacturing this drug, the three find themselves in yet another mystery. Who is this girl and what secrets are she and her family hiding? EdWinry later.

Out Of Body - After having a vision, Sam and Dean are led to two girls who turn out to be demon hunters. However, upon meeting them, our Winchesters are now involved in a very big plot that threatens the very exsistence of both demon hunters and average humans alike. And are they sure they can even trust these girls? DeanOC, SamOC...sorta.

On the Edge of Reality - Prequel to Partners In Time. The Doctor and Rose share stories about what happened in the time they were separated. The Doctor tells about a few companions, some that have touched his hearts forever. And Rose...went out on a date? 10Rose.

Threads - When the TARDIS mysteriously sends Rose and the Doctor to an American high school in 2008, the two must figure out what is going on, going undercover. Meanwhile, the Doctor notices a student, a seemingly average girl, Samantha Baker, who has all of the knowledge of the universe but doesn't realize it, thinking it is nothing more than a mere story. When the two meet up, strange things happen, and Sam is shocked beyond all reason as she comes to realize that her dreams are in fact reality, and her mere exsistance a lie. 10Rose.

Partners In Time - Rose Tyler and Doctor John Smith. Two average, ordinary humans with their own lives. But when fate decides to meddle and play cupid, the two meet, and both of their seemingly "ordinary" lives shatter, becoming much more than they ever asked for. Now it is up to these two to go through the twists and tunnels of a new perspective on life, fighting inner demons, battling external forces together. They only had each other. 10Rose. Complete.

Kindgom Hearts III: Unwanted Rebirth -Sarah Hunter's life was a pretty normal one. She and her friends were the best fighters in Traverse Town, trained by her own father, but that all changes when a mysterious man in a black hooded robe who seems so familliar to Sarah shows up. He seems to know a lot about her, can stop time, and calls on these strange creatures called Nobodies after the town. Sarah is chosen by the Keyblade, and must fight against these things, but Sarah can't help but falling for...two people? Meanwhile, she goes on a quest to find the Trio--Sora Riku, and Kairi--and on her journey finds out that the very idea of her life is sewn together by fabrication after fabrication, unravelling as she continues her journey...SoraKairi, OC?SarahOC? Is a Xover with Doctor Who, Supernatural, Full Metal Alchemist, Harry Potter, X-men,House and Smallville for all you Doctor Who, Supernatural, HP, FMA, X-men, House and Smallville lovers!

Dirty Little Secret - MAJOR AU! Kairi is torn from her perfect life and her best friend Sora when her parents die when she is only five. Now, she is forced to stay with her 'foster aunt and uncle' who are Sora's real aunt and uncle. They have two sons, Seifer and Roxas. The whole family hates her and treats her like a slave except for Roxas, and Kairi and Roxas become fast friends. However, what will happen when ALL of her guy friends start falling for her, and she feels that she is starting to fall for Roxas? And what will happen with the return of Sora? Will everything be meant to be? Roxiri, SoraKairi, AxelKairiRiku one-sided.

She Will Be Loved - When the team discovers two girls, one a three year old and the other a twenty three year old who both claim to be John's kids, they take the two in and hear their shocking stories of how they both crossed time and space to get here...Meanwhile, the arrival of the kids are forcing John and Elizabeth to confront their feelings for each other as they try to figure out what the kids are really running from. A universal threat, or their own past? Sparky OCAiden RononTeyla RodneyOC Will be contiued shortly!

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And a shoutout to one of my favorite authors, kimron fan, a really great writer who I grew up with. She has a really good writing talent which shows in her stories. SO READ HER STORIES or else:D

Also to SexySaggitarius. She is an AMAZING person (and my best friend) and look for her stories coming soon!