JP McClendon
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since: 04-10-01, id: 57213, Profile Updated: 04-22-11
country: USA
Author has written 21 stories for Wing Commander, Highlander, Wrestling, G. I. Joe, Crow, Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars, Star Wars, Aliens/Predator, Angel, and Atmosfear.

I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I have a little magic and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair, I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.

Jim Henson's "The Storyteller"

4/22/11:

I have finally finished updating, and in some cases editting, all of my current stories' posted chapters. Now I can begin posting some new chapters.

"Return of the Dead Man" I am working on the last chapter now. I will post it and the Epilogue as soon as I am finished.

"Give Me the Prize!" I still hate this story, and this is definitely my last Highlander fanfiction. Granted, I said that with Emergence, and here is this story. I won't get into why I don't like this story, I will simply write the darn thing.

"The Dark Zodiac" Is it just me or do the flashback chapters have more substance than the stuff Angel is actually in?

"Gemini" "Covering up the Facts" chapter has had a rewrite to add/change a few things. "Aftermath" chapter is now know as "The First to Fall"The new chapter is mostly done now.

"The Guardians of Helm" I did a new Chapter!! The camaraderie between the characters is becoming evident.

"Prey for the Hunter" I have made some minor edits.

"War Party" Finally, I have posted a new chapter to this story. I wanted more in this chapter, but I ultimately decided to put what I didn't into the beginning of the next chapter.

"Mourning Heart" Still waiting.

"Fall From Grace" I have done a tad bit of editting on this one.

"Death of the Academy" Some minor edits have been made.

"Duel of the Jedi" I have deleted the body chapters for now so that when I actually finish one of them it will trigger an update.

"Flight of the Valkyries" Got an idea to put in the next chapter.

"A New Beginning" Also got an idea to put into the next chapter. Additionally, the same friend who told me of the canon issue with Omega told me of another technical error in the prologue. That error has been fixed.

"Soul Harvesting" Working on the next chapter.

Upcoming Stories:

"In the Darkness" My horror Star Wars story. KOTOR II inspired this tale, but it is not a KOTOR story. And would you believe that most horror SW stories that I have found on ff.net are either something to do with Halloween or just outright humor/parody stories? Not for me. Deep dark fear and horror here.

"Cobra's Nest" When writing the latest chapters of "Flight of the Valkyries" and "A New Beginning" my interest in Wing Commander has been re-charged. This is going to be a loooooonnnnggg story. I don't honestly see an end for this one. However, "Flight of the Valkyries" and "A New Beginning" will need to be finished before I even submit the prologue of this one, so it may be quite some time. As with my other WC fics, this one will (eventually) be tied in one way or another to all my others.

"Second Chances" My Star Wars time travel fic. Yeah, I know that that sounds really hokey, but when you find out what the plot actually is, you will enjoy it.

"Ghost Tour" This is a one-shot WC fic that I came up with that was going to be the original plot for "Oh, Now I Get It!" However, I have decided that the screwy stuff that is "Oh,..." would not fit for this story.

"Oh, Now I Get It!" This is a bizarre and hopefully confusing story. I finally figured out what to do with this one, it only took forever to come up with the idea. Four words, Jay and Silent Bob. 'Nuff said.

"The Sith Empire" The Sith rebuild their strength.

"Passion of the Jedi" The Jedi Order comes back to life.

"Tale of the Twins" A Sith assassin is sent to kill a Republic Senator.

"The Great Jedi Purge" The answer is in the question about what this one's about.

"There's a Killer on the Loose" A G.I. Joe story. Someone is killing off the Joes one-by-one.

"The Killing Time" An AD&D story.

"I Can See You" A Predator story.

"Last Stand" A Coloniel Marines tale.

"The Classic Adventure" Oh, just a typical AD&D adventure to save the princess and slay the dragon with a party made up of the stereotypical characters.

"How Distressing" A Coloniel Marines story.

"The Demon Who Makes Trophies of Men" Can you tell what three letters this fanfiction is best described by? A-V-P.

"Blind Justice" Agent Sands' further exploits in Mexico.

"How To Move Forward?" This is a Phantasy Star 2 fic.

"How Did All This Happen To Me?" Mario and Luigi have a talk about their games.

"Deal With Death" A format re-write and this story is back on track.

"I Pay It Gladly" Okay, I will give it a shot.

"Welcome to the Other Side" Ever find a reason not to give up? Yeah...Now I am trying to figure out how to open the story and set the tone.

"Terror in the Terrordrome" Shoot me.

"Are You Scared Yet?" Yup, this one too.

"The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of" I will make a go of it.

"A Different Fellowship" This was originally titled "Always Ten Minutes Behind." I will try and do this one.

"You Feel Everything" Ever wonder what happened in the original Magnificent Seven that made Lee lose his nerve?

"One Ship, One Crew" Ok, I will attempt Firefly...eventually. I really have to finish some other fics first...

"The Tale of the Rose" Another Crow fic.

"The Knights of Trinity, The Last Great Adventure, The Oath of the Trinity" The Trinity Knights Trilogy.

"Weapons of War" Yet another story set in the Star Wars universe.

"Smashing Skynet" Yup, Terminator.

"Warriors of Tao" An Oriental Adventures AD&D fic.

"Energy of the Soul" A Dungeons and Dragons fic.

"Clans of the Knight Mage" Another Oriental Adventures fic.

"Fantasy World" A cyber-fantasy D&D fic.

"What's Your Pleasure Sir?" A Hellraiser story.

I do find it amazing what time away from FF.Net will do to one's vision of one's own work.

Keep checking for more updates!

JP McClendon


1. Give Me the Prize! »
At last, the Game comes to an End, and Methos is one of the participants. Sequel to Highlander Emergence. WIP, Please R&R.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,530 - Published: 3-16-09 - Methos
2. The Guardians of Helm » reviews
The god Helm brings a group of strangers from all over the world together to protect a fledgling kingdom for all time. New Chapter finally up! WIP. Please R&R
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 11-29-01
3. War Party » reviews
NEW CHAPTER FINALLY UP! AvP: Extinction Fiction. On LV 525 it's the Aliens vs. the Predators vs. the Colonial Marines during a coming of age ritual. WIP! Please R&R!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 2-3-05
4. Prey For the Hunter » reviews
New Chapter up! Once a Hunter has hunted everything worth hunting, where does he turn to find something new that will challenge his skills? This is a Work in Progress, Please Read and Review.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-7-05 - Published: 3-22-05
5. Return of the Dead Man » reviews
Yet another new chapter now up! Sequel to Return to Darkness! The Phenom has returned. AN: Chapters short on purpose. Also, body chapters 6 through 9 are happening simultaneously, but are written separately so as avoid POV confusion. WIP. R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 3-16-04
6. The Dark Zodiac » reviews
New Chapter up! Can Angel and the Gang survive the arrival of some of the Master's other servants? Set before the final season. WIP, Please R&R. My first Angel fic, so please be kind. AN: Chapters short on purpose!
Angel - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-8-05 - Published: 2-24-05 - Angel
7. Soul Harvesting reviews
What happens when the Demented Dentist, Dr. Mastiff, banishes the Gatekeeper and takes control of the Other Side? WIP! Please Read and Review!
Atmosfear - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-18-05
8. Flight of the Valkyries »
NEW CHAPTER FINALLY UP! The latest Wolf Pack Squadron aboard the Eisen must spearhead an attack on a Nephilim Shipyard. WIP. Please R&R.
Wing Commander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,726 - Updated: 9-7-05 - Published: 4-30-04
9. A New Beginning » reviews
Sequel to Wing Commander Omega! ConFed and the Kilrathi must team up in an unprecedented and uneasy alliance to take the war to the Nephilim. Body Chapter 8 up! WIP. Please R&R!
Wing Commander - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,498 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 11-13-01
10. Gemini » reviews
Two sisters are murdered by the police. Now, as Crows, they are back to exact their revenge. My first Crow fic, please be kind. WIP. Chapter 4 up. Please R&R! Minor edits have been made.
Crow - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 11-28-01
11. Dreadnoks Rule » reviews
Finally Finished! Cobra Commander hires Zartan and the Dreadnoks for a little job. Chapter 8 and Epilogue up. Most Chapters short on purpose. Please R&R
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-26-05 - Published: 11-27-01 - Complete
12. Under the Cover of Night » reviews
Finally finished! Low Light goes on a solo mission. Chapter 7 and epilogue up. Chapters short on purpose. Please R&R!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-14-05 - Published: 12-19-01 - Complete
13. Mourning Heart reviews
How far would you go to avenge the loss of a loved one? Prologue Short. WIP. Please R&R! Rating T for now...that may change.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-05
14. Fall From Grace reviews
A lone Jedi contemplates his existence. Prologue Short. WIP. Please R&R! Rated T for now...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-05
15. Death of the Academy » reviews
KOTOR fanfic. My take on the Sith Destruction of the Jedi Enclave on Dantooine. Body Chapter 5 finally up! WIP. Please Read and Review! BTW: This story began before KOTOR 2 came out, so inconsistencies exist. They weren't inconsistencies before KOTOR 2
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-05 - Published: 2-1-04
16. Duel of the Jedi reviews
An ancient Dark Lord of the Sith awakens to press Jedi into battle across the Galaxy. WIP! Please R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-17-05 - Published: 2-10-04
17. Emergence » reviews
There is an Immortal spoken of only in legend. Now Methos must stop her. Finally finished. Please R&R!
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-11-03 - Published: 6-15-01 - Complete
18. Return to Darkness » reviews
The Undertaker's past is beginning to catch up to him. COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,695 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-17-01 - Published: 9-4-01 - Complete
19. To Be With You reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes reflect on not being able to be together. Kinda short, I know. Complete. Please R&R
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-13-01 - Complete
20. Wing Commander Omega » reviews
The crew of the TCS Palau is sent on a mission to find an old friend, Cristopher Blair. Now Complete. Please R&R!
Wing Commander - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,165 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-16-01 - Published: 6-7-01 - Complete
21. Routine Patrol reviews
Just a normal day in the life of the pilots in Delta Wing. Complete. Please R&R!
Wing Commander - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-01 - Complete