I, The ORIGINAL Meathead, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, update date, or anything else.

Just so you know - I live, love and breathe the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift. So no hate! :-D

Name: Sam(antha)
Age: 17
Home Town: Brisbane, Australia
Favourite Books: Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen, Harry Potter Series by J.K.Rowling, The Protector of the Small Series by Tamora Pierce, The Immortals Series by Tamora Pierce, Seven Ancient Wonders by Matthew Riley, The Inheritance Series by Christopher Paolini, The Song of the Lioness Series by Tamora Pierce, Temple by Matthew Riley.
Favourite TV Series: Hannah Montana, Sailor Moon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, NCIS, CSI: New York, Wizards of Waverly Place, Law and Order: SVU, iCarly, Danny Phantom, CSI: Miami, Bones.
Favourite Movies: All Disney movies.

Favourite Ships

Harry Potter: Lily/James, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna
Hannah Montana: Miley/Oliver, Lily/Jackson
Tamora Pierce: Kel/Dom, Daine/Numair
CSI: Sandle
Sailor Moon: Usagi/Mamoru, Serenity/Endymion
Avatar: The Last Airebender: Tokka, Kataang

Borderline Ships (if well written)

Harry Potter: Fred/Angelina, George/Alica, Lee/Katie, Neville/Ginny, Draco/Ginny, Hermione/Remus
Hannah Montana: Miley/Jake
Tamora Pierce: Alanna/Jon, Kel/Neal
CSI: Snickers, Warcat, Grillows, Sara/Grissom
Sailor Moon: Sailor Pluto/Endymion
Avatar: The Last Airebender: Taang

Hated Ships

Harry Potter: Harry/Cho(CHO SHOULD DIE A HORRIBLE AND PAINFUL DEATH...ahem), Lily/AnyonebutJames, James/AnyonebutLily, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Snape, Katie/Oliver, Alica/Oliver, Angelina/Oliver, Fred/Alica, George/Angelina
Tamora Pierce: Kel/Joren, Kel/Cleon(gag), Neal/Yuki, Kel/Merric, Kel/Owen, Kel/Faleron, Kel/Wyldon, Kel/Raoul, Daine/AnyonebutNumair
Sailor Moon: Usagi/Seiya
Avatar: The Last Airebender: Zutara, Sukka

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If you love the Jonas Brothers, have more than 5 posters of them on your bedroom walls, own more than one copy of their latest album, spend most of your credit texting in votes for them for your local radio station, have yet to go one day since you bought their album without listening to it, understand what OMJ, OJD and poned mean, have bought Jonas merchandise online and don't actually think you're obessesed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely and utterly obessed with music of all kinds, ranging from Pop to Choral to Alternative and wish that there was a safe, financally beneficial way that you could spend the rest of your life just listening to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support Miley Cyrus absolutely and completely and think that she is an amazingly talented teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up (or down) the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you readily admit you are insane and your best friend agrees and adds that she is exactly the same, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the people who will repeatedly hit the 'GO' button when trying to make something load and scream at your computer in frustration when it doesn't work copy and paste this into your profile!

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GO READ FANFICTION...NOW! UNDER PAIN OF FLUFF BUNNIES THAT BITE REALLY REALLY HARD!
(man I'm lame, hahahahahaha.)