
Hey there!
My name is Jes, and I absolutely love reading fanfiction! My favorite shows right now is X-Files, Californication, Roseanne, Home Improvement, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, CSI: Miami, Ned's Declassified School Survial Guide, Zoey 101, Three's Company, and many, many others.
My favorite ships include:
X-Files: Mulder and Scully (MSR), some Doggett and Reyes
CSI: Miami: Horatio and Calleigh (DuCaine)
Ned's Declassified SSG: Ned and Moze, Simon and Lisa
Zoey 101: Chase and Zoey, Michael and Lola, Logan and Dana
Three's Company: Jack and Janet
I have previously written some stories for anime, which I still love watching some anime, but have grown a permanent writers block towards them, except for the one I am writing for right now, which is "This is Life" An X-Files/Californication Cross-over.
I hope you enjoy reading any of my stories! Thanks for reading!
Some of my favorite quotes:
"She's got a nose ring too. Know what that means?"
"She likes it in the nose?"
"Now thats just sick man."
-Hank and Charlie- Californication
"Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you fg douche."
-Hank- Californication
"Have you brought enough ice cream to share with the rest of the class?"
"It's not ice cream. It's a non-fat-tofutti-rice-dreamcicle."
"Ugh, bet the air in my mouth tastes better than that."
-Fox Mulder and Dana Scully- X-Files
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat-tofutti-rice-dreamcicles."
-Fox Mulder- X-Files
There's more, but it would take like 10 pages. Maybe I'll put more up later! Chao!