Name: Kiharu Aroukii

Age: 17

Sex: OOH! YAOI SEX! YAY! Oh, I mean, female.

Weight and height: Over 100, under 150 and 5'4"

Likes: Yaoi, food, sleep, yaoi, Harry Potter, Asuma x Kurenai, manga, animé, torturing my brother, yaoi,pranks, movies, weird sayings, funny sayings. Also, anything that makes me laugh, no matter how many times I hear it.

Dislikes: My brother, Aspen Goza(bitch extaordinaire), preps(DIE!), Terrorists, my crazy teachers, stupid animé girls that state the obvious (Examples: Téa, Kagome, Anna ((from Shaman King)) Winry ((FMA)), Relena (Gundam Wing)), Fllay, Cagalli, Lacus ((Gundam SEED)), etc.

My teachers are just plain wacko. One of them is going to be discovered to be dealing drugs or something. Another is a 45 year old virgin. Seriously. Then the movie 40-year-old Virgin came out, and I died of laughter.

Favorite bishounens:
Do we really want to start on this!

Fav. quotes:
I've lost my marbles and I can't find them! - Andra

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-Kurama while playing Taboo

FISH IS GOOD! FISH IS GOOD! - Gollum from LOTR

You look terrible. - Legolas from LOTR

Chicken Strip Fry! Bwaack! - me when I saw the sign at lunch. I saw these words when really it said 'Chicken Stir Fry' -_-;

Toothpaste bacon ingredients: 10.00.Hand surgery, 1,000.00..seeing your patient's visitors nearly gettin' it on? Priceless. - Got it from a fic. It's called 'I see Purple Cheese! Oh wait! Hi Rex!' Check it out!

Lose it...it means, go crazy...nuts...insane...bonzo. ..no longer in control of one's faculties...two fries short of a Happy Meal...WACKO!- from a movie, forgot which one.

"Yer gonna kill it with that thing?" Joey asks. Ryou nods happily, plugging it in and turning it on, before he chases after the spider. And since this is one of those bagless, 'cyclone' vacuum cleaners, we all get to watch the evil creature go round and round and round and round... - I got it from Stress Remedy. Laughed my ass off when I read it! My mom actually did that to our tarantula a few years ago...

He could feel the fox pouting. Of course Kyuubi would deny it. Children pout, girls pout, humans pout, scary fox demons who destroyed villages and inflicted massive property damage for a hobby certainly did not. - from the awesome fic Akumade Mo by Rykentsu Sulia!

A fallen angel has risen from the depths of Hell. Are you ready for me? - me, creeping out a few friends and teachers at lunch earlier this year.

"Snape…Voldemort doesn't sing, does he?" Harry groaned, sticking his head out of the window.

"Thankfully not," Snape replied grimly. "Lupin, if you don't shut up, I am aiming us at the next large tree I see, and accelerating to the best of my ability."

Remus merely grinned, and shut his mouth. It didn't stop him humming. - from Research and Devolpment, a Remus/Harry story that kicks serious ass!

When I was little, my parents moved a lot...but I always found them.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run...he hates that.

Look! My cheerios spell ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I was born intelligent but Education ruined me...

Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars...then i wondered...where the hell is my ceiling?

ReAliTy has fallen from the sky...hopefully it will hit my parents in the head!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

Squirrels... nature's little speed bumps

Congratulations, would you like a small parade or a cookie?

CuRiOSiTy KiLlEd tHe CaT bUt FoR a WHiLe TheRE i WaS thE sUsPecT

There was a growl from the other side of the wall. "The damn screwdriver fell out of the window so I tried to grab it. But I reached out too far and got my ribs caught, so I'm lodged in place right now. Now are you going to pull me in or are you going to stand there all day?"

Dee waited for an answer from his partner, or maybe a tug on his legs. He did not expect the sudden hysterical laughter from within his bedroom.

"Ryo?" A worried expression crossed his face. "Ryo are you laughing at me?" The laughter became louder. "Ryo you'd better not be laughing at me." More laughter accompanied by a loud creak. Ryo had obviously grabbed onto the door for support."You are laughing at me!" Thump. His partner must have fallen onto the floor as his laughter increased. "DAMMIT RYO THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!"

- Is from the cute fic called Stuck in the Middle with You, for FAKE.

"Man the boat, man the tide, don't touch my dirt." - Cap'n Jack Sparrow from PotC: DMC.

Anna Moric: So she really is...?
kiharu_sama: She's prolly bi, yes.
kiharu_sama: That, or she doesn't care like me, but is a total het pervert.
Anna Moric: Ooo
kiharu_sama: ilol
kiharu_sama: lol
kiharu_sama: That was like the iPod of lol
Anna Moric: LOL
Anna Moric: My bro is playing the kazoo and being annoying
kiharu_sama: XD
kiharu_sama: Tell him to stuff the kazoo where the sun don't shit.
kiharu_sama: SHINE
kiharu_sama: OMG i'm out of it.
Anna Moric: o.o;
Anna Moric: LOL random

- That was part of a convo that my friend and I had on IM, and this was at about 9:00 pm, after we got back from the local fair. -snickers- Yes, yes I am a freak and a pervert. -cackles-

Announcements from moi!

Saturday, January 2, 2008

O.o; Shocking, ain't it? I'm here. . . . and only cuz I went to show my friend the crappy fics I wrote. Anyways, I decided to update this. . . .

1. My family life is even worse than before.

2. I have grown obsessed with creating characters and not using them. GO ME:B

3. . . I'm a senior in high school. And it fuckin' SUCKS! .

4. The one class that decides if I graduate on time or not, I'm failing. Shocking, ain't it? Nothing goes right with my life nowadays. . . .

5. I'm even more obsessed with yaoi than ever before, but now I'm starting to read het. . . only het lemons tho. :P I dun care much for het relationships. They're boring.

6. . . . I freakin' hate my life. The family life is in shambles, and yeah.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

... Yeah... I'm abandoning the Shadows Overhead. . Sorry 'bout that (not really).. a LOT of shit is going on in my life, stuff that I don't feel like confiding in people that honestly don't give a damn. Why am I abandoning TSO? Well...

1. I have lost ALL inspiration whatsoever for Naruto as a whole. My friend seriously OBSESSING over it since I introduced her to it two years ago has kinda ruined it for me.

2. I've discovered an extreme hatred for AND and ALL OCs, including my own, in fanfictions. The only kind of OCs I can tolerate are those that are so well written out they SHOULD be canon characters. (Example: Daryl from my hero's fiction, 'Taming Riki'. The writer is Kira Takenouchi, and you should ALL LOVE AND REVERE HER FOR THE REST OF YOUR PITIFULLY MORTAL DAYS! She is the BEST damn writer on the freakin' Internet! -worships Kira forever and ever OMG- long note. -ends note)-

I'm pretty sure that for now on, IF I write anything, it'll be one-shots. They might be long, but they'll be one-shots unless I can be convinced otherwise. If you want to contact me, YIM or AIM me. Here they are:

YIM: kiharu_sama

AIM: animefreakfrhell

BAI BAI, my loverly minions of DOOM!

~~Kiharu Aroukii~~

Tuesday, August 13, 2006

Okay, well, I updated The Shadow's Overhead yesterday, but as it's unbetaed, it probably sucks donkey balls that're high on Viagra and steroids. So... enjoy it, and if I ever get the chance to, I'll write that lemon... -goes reads The Gun and The Guitar, a kick ass K/Hiro fic-

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Well... I haven't abandoned anything yet. I actually have the next chapter of The Shadows Overhead typed up and ready to be posted. I just want to have the chapter beta-ed before I post it. I sent it to my beta and one of my friends to check, but neither have gotten back to me about it yet. I gotta go bug both of them about it... expect a chapter sometime before the end of July, even if I have to post it unbeta-ed.

Friday, May 12, 2005

Well... I'm not abandoning either of my on-going stories... I just have no inspiration for them. Plus, I'm preparing for finals, and my science teacher decided to be a dick and alter it. Instead of taking a nice, normal multiple-choice test, I have to make a huge-as-hell PPT on everything we've covered for the last semester. We covered 9 subjects, and the PPT has to be 10 minutes long, with the student who's presenting it focusing on one subject specifically. Plus, I've been procrastinating typing up my English report, and when I DID finish it and sent it to my friend to print it, she didn't bring it to me. So now, I'm freaking out because I have exactly 12 days left of school -counting weekends - and I still have to study for my other finals. TT_TT

And my other excuse for not updating is that I've recently been re-absorbed into RolePlaying. I'm writing at LEAST 25 on paper with my best friend, and about 10 more online with her. @_@

Role Playing Sites

http://baybeee.proboards91.com/index.cgi - Naruto Remix (I call it NaruMix):

Takes place after the three year time-skip: MANY CANONS ARE OPEN!

~~~~~~CHEESE~~~~~

http://newdragonhigh.proboards83.com/index.cgi - Slumbering Dragon High School

This is a school for gifted children of mutliple races. Be sure to read the rules and look for the races thread to see what you are allowed to be, and what powers your race is allowed to have.

MySpace

If you want to bug me on MySpace, look for Kiharu Aroukii, but there's a very slim chance of me adding you.

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Controversial Issues

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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