Name: Kiharu

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Weight: None

Height: Ya

Likes: Yaoi, reading, writing, drawing, music, food, playing pranks on people (Which I do a lot), movies, weird saying, funny saying. I love to laugh, no matter how retarded the joke.

Dislikes: Homophobes, people who flame others for no reason other than their idiots, stupid anime girls that state the obvious. (Examples: Téa, Kagome, Anna ((from Shaman King)) Winry ((FMA)), Relena (Gundam Wing)), Fllay, Cagalli, Lacus ((Gundam SEED)), etc.) I'm seriously one of THE biggest anime-girl-haters you will find on the Internet. I think there's only one that I actually like everything about her...

Favorite Characters:

Kingdom Hearts

Roxas= , Axel, Saix, Demyx.

Naruto

Kurenai, Naruto, Haku, Deidara

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Voldemort

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Malik, Marik, Bakura, Ryou .

Inuyasha

Inuyasha, Koga, Miroku=.

Shaman King

Yoh, Hao .

Full Metal Alchemist

Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Envy=.

Gundam Wing

Heero, Duo .

Gundam SEED

Athrun, Kira .

Death Note

L, Mello, Near, Watari, Matsuda , Kira/Raito .

D.Gray-Man

Kanda, Ravi, Allen, Tyki Mikk.

This isn't anywhere near all of them... but just the ones off the top of my head.

Fav. quotes:

I've lost my marbles and I can't find them! - Andra

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-Kurama while playing Taboo

FISH IS GOOD! FISH IS GOOD! - Gollum from LOTR

You look terrible. - Legolas from LOTR

Chicken Strip Fry! Bwaack! - me when I saw the sign at lunch. I saw these words when really it said 'Chicken Stir Fry' -_-;

Toothpaste bacon ingredients: 10.00.Hand surgery, 1,000.00..seeing your patient's visitors nearly gettin' it on? Priceless. - Got it from a fic. It's called 'I see Purple Cheese! Oh wait! Hi Rex!' Check it out!

Lose it...it means, go crazy...nuts...insane...bonzo. ..no longer in control of one's faculties...two fries short of a Happy Meal...WACKO!- from a movie, forgot which one.

"Yer gonna kill it with that thing?" Joey asks. Ryou nods happily, plugging it in and turning it on, before he chases after the spider. And since this is one of those bagless, 'cyclone' vacuum cleaners, we all get to watch the evil creature go round and round and round and round... - I got it from Stress Remedy. Laughed my ass off when I read it! My mom actually did that to our tarantula a few years ago...

He could feel the fox pouting. Of course Kyuubi would deny it. Children pout, girls pout, humans pout, scary fox demons who destroyed villages and inflicted massive property damage for a hobby certainly did not. - from the awesome fic Akumade Mo by Rykentsu Sulia!

A fallen angel has risen from the depths of Hell. Are you ready for me? - Me

"Snape…Voldemort doesn't sing, does he?" Harry groaned, sticking his head out of the window.

"Thankfully not," Snape replied grimly. "Lupin, if you don't shut up, I am aiming us at the next large tree I see, and accelerating to the best of my ability."

Remus merely grinned, and shut his mouth. It didn't stop him humming. - from Research and Devolpment, a Remus/Harry story that kicks serious ass!

When I was little, my parents moved a lot...but I always found them.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run...he hates that.

Look! My cheerios spell ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I was born intelligent but Education ruined me...

Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars...then I wondered...where the hell is my ceiling?

ReAliTy has fallen from the sky...hopefully it will hit my parents in the head!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

Squirrels... nature's little speed bumps

Congratulations, would you like a small parade or a cookie?

CuRiOSiTy KiLlEd tHe CaT bUt FoR a WHiLe TheRE i WaS thE sUsPecT

There was a growl from the other side of the wall. "The damn screwdriver fell out of the window so I tried to grab it. But I reached out too far and got my ribs caught, so I'm lodged in place right now. Now are you going to pull me in or are you going to stand there all day?"

Dee waited for an answer from his partner, or maybe a tug on his legs. He did not expect the sudden hysterical laughter from within his bedroom.

"Ryo?" A worried expression crossed his face. "Ryo are you laughing at me?" The laughter became louder. "Ryo you'd better not be laughing at me." More laughter accompanied by a loud creak. Ryo had obviously grabbed onto the door for support."You are laughing at me!" Thump. His partner must have fallen onto the floor as his laughter increased. "DAMMIT RYO THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!"

- Is from the cute fic called Stuck in the Middle with You, for FAKE.

"Man the boat, man the tide, don't touch my dirt." - Cap'n Jack Sparrow from PotC: DMC.

Anna Moric: So she really is...?
kiharu_sama: She's prolly bi, yes.
kiharu_sama: That, or she doesn't care like me, but is a total het pervert.
Anna Moric: Ooo
kiharu_sama: ilol
kiharu_sama: lol
kiharu_sama: That was like the iPod of lol
Anna Moric: LOL
Anna Moric: My bro is playing the kazoo and being annoying
kiharu_sama: XD
kiharu_sama: Tell him to stuff the kazoo where the sun don't shit.
kiharu_sama: SHINE
kiharu_sama: OMG i'm out of it.
Anna Moric: o.o;
Anna Moric: LOL random

- That was part of a convo that my friend and I had on IM, and this was at about 9:00 pm, after we got back from the local fair. -snickers- Yes, yes I am a freak and a pervert. -cackles-

Announcements from moi!

Saturday, January 2, 2008

O.o; Shocking, ain't it? I'm here. . . . and only cuz I went to show my friend the crappy fics I wrote. Anyways, I decided to update this. . . .

1. My family life is even worse than before.

2. I have grown obsessed with creating characters and not using them. GO ME :B

3. . . I'm a senior in high school. And it fuckin' SUCKS! .

4. The one class that decides if I graduate on time or not, I'm failing. Shocking, ain't it? Nothing goes right with my life nowadays. . . .

5. I'm even more obsessed with yaoi than ever before, but now I'm starting to read het. . . only het lemons tho. :P I dun care much for het relationships. They're boring.

6. . . . I freakin' hate my life. The family life is in shambles, and yeah.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

... Yeah... I'm abandoning the Shadows Overhead. . Sorry 'bout that (not really).. a LOT of shit is going on in my life, stuff that I don't feel like confiding in people that honestly don't give a damn. Why am I abandoning TSO? Well...

1. I have lost ALL inspiration whatsoever for Naruto as a whole. My friend seriously OBSESSING over it since I introduced her to it two years ago has kinda ruined it for me.

2. I've discovered an extreme hatred for ANY and ALL OCs, including my own, in fanfictions. The only kind of OCs I can tolerate are those that are so well written out they SHOULD be canon characters.

I'm pretty sure that for now on, IF I write anything, it'll be one-shots. They might be long, but they'll be one-shots unless I can be convinced otherwise. If you want to contact me, YIM or AIM me. Here they are:

YIM: kiharu_sama

AIM: animefreakfrhell

BAI BAI, my loverly minions of DOOM!

~~Kiharu Aroukii~~

Tuesday, August 13, 2006

Okay, well, I updated The Shadow's Overhead yesterday, but as it's unbetaed, it probably sucks donkey balls that're high on Viagra and steroids. So... enjoy it, and if I ever get the chance to, I'll write that lemon... -goes reads The Gun and The Guitar, a kick ass K/Hiro fic-

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Well... I haven't abandoned anything yet. I actually have the next chapter of The Shadows Overhead typed up and ready to be posted. I just want to have the chapter beta-ed before I post it. I sent it to my beta and one of my friends to check, but neither have gotten back to me about it yet. I gotta go bug both of them about it... expect a chapter sometime before the end of July, even if I have to post it unbeta-ed.

Friday, May 12, 2005

Well... I'm not abandoning either of my on-going stories... I just have no inspiration for them. Plus, I'm preparing for finals, and my science teacher decided to be a dick and alter it. Instead of taking a nice, normal multiple-choice test, I have to make a huge-as-hell PPT on everything we've covered for the last semester. We covered 9 subjects, and the PPT has to be 10 minutes long, with the student who's presenting it focusing on one subject specifically. Plus, I've been procrastinating typing up my English report, and when I DID finish it and sent it to my friend to print it, she didn't bring it to me. So now, I'm freaking out because I have exactly 12 days left of school -counting weekends - and I still have to study for my other finals. TT_TT

And my other excuse for not updating is that I've recently been re-absorbed into RolePlaying. I'm writing at LEAST 25 on paper with my best friend, and about 10 more online with her. @_@

MySpace

If you want to bug me on MySpace, look for Kiharu Aroukii, but there's a very slim chance of me adding you.

Controversial Issues

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Roxas

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I hate all of them. But if I had HADHADHAD to pick one... Larxene.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Uhm... Shit... I dunno. Scrooge McDuck? Or something?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

KAIRI! She. Is. So. Fuckin'. ANNOYING.

I want to kiiiiill her. Just chop her in freakin' half and put half in the oven and put the other

half into the freezer JUST IN CASE I have a fit and need to kill her.

Then I'll stick that half in the way of Axel and tell him she mind-molested Roxas. =D

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Pride Lands (KH2)

Land of Dragons (KH2),

Twilight Town (KH2),

Aaaaaaaaand

Traverse Town (KH)

6. Least Favorite World?

Wonderland (KH)

Just because.

I get lost enough in my own house... then you add this shit?

Screw you.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

OBLIVION!.

Ultima too.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

What the freak it was that was pink n.. something. I saw it and

almost chucked the controller at the TV.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

SIMBA!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti-form, and Courage.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AKUROKU, BITCH! - Canon

RikuRoku - Cuuuute. Admit it.

DeathKairiDeath - Canon. =D

XigbarDemyxZexion - I like it. >.> STFKU!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Anything/Anyone/Kairi.

Reason stated in "Least fav. girl character".

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

1) SephRoku - Dude, wait, what? They've met?! Kinky...

2) CloudRoku - Crackish... but I wanna read it!

3) Tifa/Loz - Dude... he played with her.

That's about as unromantic as you can get.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Stated above.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

~ Axel, Demyx and Zexion dying.

~Roxas merging with Sora.

(Screw you, you selfish jerk! TwT

~Riku kicking Roxas' ass.

~Ansem sending Roxas to Virtual Twilight Town.

~Roxas leaving Axel.

~Kairi

~Kairi

~Kairi

~All-knowing Namine

(First meeting: What's my name, ho?)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Jack Skellington, BITCH!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yes.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

NO!

If he's emo, wtf am I?

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No.

Just flaming.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Dude...YES!

The fact this question is even on here proves that she has no fans.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

...Well I'd pick neither, but for the sake of the question, I'd pick...

Death.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Me wants it.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

For me... Sort of.

Because I had to borrow it.

I really do want RE: Chain of Memories.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

... AkuRoku.

>:3

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Roxas.

And Demyx.

I know how it is to be totally lost in between the cracks...

And to have effing useless notecards.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

>.> Promise not to tell?

=D

Okay!

The first time I saw Xigbar, I started singing

'Yo ho, yo ho! A pirates life for me!'

Then, after I turned off the game

(about 4 am)

I turned on my TV and Cap'n Jack Sparrow was on my TV going

'But why's the rum gone?'

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No...

I wanna cosplay as Rikku, Roxas, Saix (big costume change thar)

And...

Tifa. Cuz her outfit's awesome.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora saw Kairi, said sorry and was hugged.

Then, he saw Riku, and broke down sobbing.

~Yaoi~

Demyx: They picked the wrong guy for this job...

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

DEMYX!

YOU CUTE AND SICK BASTARD!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Better graphics.

Better designs.

And being able to eat Sea-Salt ice cream at Hollow Bastion.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AKUROKU!

38. Namixas or Namiku?

I plead the fifth.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Again, AkuRoku.

(Although Zemyx is 'effin adorable)

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

I plead the fifth.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea-Salt Ice Cream, of course~!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

I plead the fifth.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Roxas

Axel

Sephiroth

Cloud

YAZOO!!

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Harry Potter

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas=Cloud (Final Fantasy)

Axel=Reno (Final Fantasy)

Axel=Zack (Final Fantasy)

Vexen=Hojo (Final Fantasy)

Sora=Leon (Final Fantasy)

Riku=Sephiroth (Final Fantasy)

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better?

Kingdom Hearts II

50. LAST QUESTION~! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

If you have to ask that, drop dead.

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.
TOTAL:4

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAL:5

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL:5

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.
TOTAL:2

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL:3

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.
TOTAL:5

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL:4

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL:5

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL:4

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL:2

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL:3

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL:4

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL:4

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your smoke and pipe it!