CHANGED PENNAME FROM MIKOKRISZTY TO NEKOKRISZTY!!

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THIS IS WHY SOMETIMES I WANDER: WHY DO I READ FANFICTION AGAIN??

Could someone explain me these WHY are these stereotypes in (almost) every Naruto fanfic?? Cause they have nothing to do with canon, but they're EVERYWHERE, making the process of finding something original REALLY HARD!!

1, Villagers beating Naruto, violating his apartment, screaming at him ("Demon!") while being drunk etc. In the series his problem was that noone ever TALKED to him, and even when they just LOOKED at him, it was with hatret. But noone touched him with a finger. And I have never heard anyone calling a jinchuuriki "demon" in the series, only "Monster" (bakemono).

2, Villagers get especially violent on the festival of the anniversary of Kyuubi's defeat, which is on the same day as Naruto's b-day. First of all, there's no such festival. Second, we don't know if Naruto was born on the day the Kyuubi was locked in him (it would be a huge coincidence). He might have been 2 weeks old or anything. Third, see point one.

3, Naruto not doing anything while getting beaten, because that would make him the monster they accuse him of being (even if he knows nothing of Kyuubi). In what sense does running away make him a monster? He got away from some chuunins in the first episode, second-third minute... Don't tell me he couldn't outrun some villagers!! He doesn't know of Kyuubi, so he shouldn't understand their hatret, and just hit back when getting hit. Also, see point one.

4, Naruto lived in an orphanage (where he always got beaten). WHERE does Kishimoto-sama mention ANY orphanage?? And can you imagine Sandaime not doing anything to prevent it (and I assume he knew of Naruto's parents, so there's especially no way he would let it happen)?? I find the idea impossible. Also, see point one.

5, Naruto wears a mask. This is my most hated one. Naruto is NOT a bookworm genious (he's often as smart as Shikamaru... PLEASE!!), and him making mischiefs and being goofy is NOT a mask; it's what keeps him sane, what gives him some attention from the adults.

6, Kyuubi calling Naruto kit. WTF?? He only uses the word "Kozo".

7, Naruto can hear Kyuubi's comments in his head. Naruto never had the ability to do that. He can only talk to the beast when he's in an extreme emotional state, or is facing a fatal situation. And every time, he's in the chamber of his mind; we have never seen him talking to him while being aware of his surroundings (him silently ordering "Baka kitsune, lend me power!" druing his fight with Neji is not speaking to him, because Kyuubi would do it without the order as well... I doubt Kyuubi could even hear him).

8, Naruto wearing the orange jumpsuit because ppl wouldn't sell him anything else. Nope, he could have bought anything he wanted. He does have furniture, food, weapons, scrolls, manga, everything. Why would he have problems with getting clothes??

9, The so called Uchiha pride A.K.A. the sentence Uchihas don't blush, pout, make wrong decisions, get jealous, apologise, laugh, wince, smile, feel How would Sasuke know? He lost all contact with other Uchihas after the tender age of seven. Also, Sasuke used to be THE cutest kid ever to walk the globe. He blushed, pouted, was jealous of Itachi plenty of times (isn't that a HUGE part of the whole plot of Naruto, hmm, you very very creative authors...). Also, he did all the above even as a genin: he blushed when he asked for assistance from Naruto during their tree-climbing exercise (manga volume 3 page 40). He was jealous of NARUTO AND RAN AWAY TO OROCHIMARU!! We all know that was a huge mistake. He smiled plenty (manga volume 5 page 139: when Naruto told Ibiki to shove the 10th question up his ass). Etc etc.

10, Kakashi dumps Sakura and Naruto to train Sasuke (sometimes lies and says that he's doing that because Sasuke has the Sharingan, but in reality he thinks Sasuke has the most potential or that the other two suck; sometimes doesn't lie and say it like that to their faces or just ignores the two). That is just like burning Kishimoto-sama's manga and writing a new plot for it in 3 minutes. HELLO?? KAKASHI GAIDEN?? All Kakashi ever taught the team is TEAMWORK. He does work more with Sasuke, but only during the last part of the chuunin exams, and that's necessary. Only one with the Sharingan is capable of using Chidori effectively, there would be no reason to teach it to Naruto. Also, had he taken Naruto with them, Naruto not only would have held them back, but he would have NOT benefited anything from that. Kakashi made the best decision, and left Naruto in the hands of the most capable shinobi for him, the same jounin who teaches the hokage's grandson. THAT'S something, IMO. Ebisu might be a perv, but he must know something. Also, Kakashi doesn't think Naruto's talentless for a minute; he knows that using the Kage Bunshin at 12 is a HUGE accomplishment, and he admits Naruto has much greater chakra reserves than him (manga volume 3 page 245). Not to mention Shippuuden: he admits that he believes Naruto can surpass his sensei, the Yondaime.

And for someone to write something like that after Obito... I think it's almost a sin (even if I don't really like Kakashi).

11, The Sharingan is a mutation of the Byakugan. Kishimoto-sama already told the story of Konoha, where this theory was proven false, so that's that.

12, Hanabi being a bitch, Ice-queen, stronger than Neji, looking her nose down on Hinata etc. WE KNOW NOTHING OF HER. WE KNOW EVEN LESS THAT TENTEN, AND THAT'S REALLY HARD!! Only that she defeated Hinata in spars.

13, Hinata not defeating Hanabi only because she cares about her too much to hurt her, being hated by her father because she looks like her mother etc. Hiashi simply mistreats her because he thinks she's not fit to be a Hyuuga heiress, and is a failure. Hinata is too caring to hurt others seriously, but it's not that she only spares her sister, she's like that with every opponent.

14, Naruto eating only ramen because that's the only thing he can afford. Nope, he chooses ramen even when he's treated (and it's not to "protect his mask"...). He's simply a ramen-tard. He's not the only one.

15, Fangirls chasing Sasuke around. At least this one is funny. But in canon, only Sasuke's female peers like him. Oh, and the word "fangirl". Umm... No, not anywhere in the manga. But if Sasuke appeares in a fic, ninety-five percent of the chance that the "F" word appears, too. It doesn't annoy me anymore, simply because I'm so used to it. But I used to hate it, too. (But I'm still buying the fan-girl top with the Uchiha fan first chance I get. LOL)

ALSO, SAKURA IS NOT A USELESS KLUTZ. Everyone says that because she's not as good as all the other kunoichi in the show - but tell me, which other kunoichi lacks resources and experience like she does?? Tsunade, Shizune, Anko, Kurenai, Kin - they are much older than her and have much more experience. Hinata has a powerful bloodline limit and family style to rely on. Ino has her family's jutsus, and sorry Tenten fans, but what THAT girl is doing sucks. All she does is throwing weapons around; how uncool is that? She manages to win only one fight throughout the show, and even that's against HERSELF. See my point? Last, but not least: Temari. She has a huge affinity to wind, AND people tend to forget she's the KAZEKAGE'S daughter (not to mention she's also older than Sakura). Surely she can have more teachers and look at special scrolls etc.

Sakura, on the other hand, only has her Akademy knowledge and Kakashi, who never seems to teach them anything special besides the basics and teamwork. As soon as a teacher who concentrates solely on her comes along, she shows incredible abily to learn and becomes one of the most powerful kunoichi of her time, all in three short years.

This doesn't mean I like her, no I don't. Although she has shred her attitude towards Naruto after he saved her from Gaara, I can't forgive her being so mean and ignorant to him for that long - and her tender age is no excuse. I was bullied at that age, and I can tell you: it's no walk in the park. Just because she's 12 and popular doesn't mean she has the right to judge, ridicule, hurt them physically and emotionally. She's very violent (3rd episode, scene after accidental kiss), a tomboy and unable to make up her mind about her teammates. I don't like her, but I do respect her shinobi abilities; and that's why the unfair Sakura-bashing fics piss me off. You can ridicule her attitude towards Sasuke, her violent nature, her bad figure (no breasts, large forehead), her awful clothes - but ridiculing her efforts to save Sasuke or later attitude towards Naruto (ofter generating from stupid filler episodes) is not something funny - it's a show of complete ignorance of characters' personalities and capabilities. In the above rant, all the examples show how little people seem to understand Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura and seem to focus on stereotypical behaviour by people who have definitely never been raised like these shinobi kids. And if one does not even try to understand the characters they write about, how could they ever wish to create a valuable fan fiction

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NAME: Kriszty (Christy in English, Kriszti or Krisztina in Hungarian). Used to be known here as Kriszty and MikoKriszty, now NekoKriszty (creative much? lol).

AGE: I'm 20, will be 21 on 12th of September, 2009.

SEX: Girl. Wait, checking... Yepp, I'm a girl. Despite acting kinda tomboy-ish (or Naruto-ish, when I think about it... I'm too loud and happy), I consider myself being hot.

LOOKS: I'm 182 cm/6 feet high, 60 kg/125 pounds heavy, have long brown hair. Also, I have pale skin and blue eyes (Earlier, when I had bluieish-black hair, I looked like the lost daughter of Sasuke and Naruto!! OMFG LOOL Apart from the height thing :P).

LANGUAGES: Hungarian, English, Russian (got Russian mom), Spanish (which I suck at xD)

COUNRTY: Hungary (Budapest). I was born here, I have been living here my whole life, and I have never been to Russia, just to the Ukraine because my relatives live there (yes, they're Russians, but they still live in the Ukraine... I know it's complicated :-D). I have been to Slovakia a couple of times as a vacation, as well as to Croatia, and once I have been to the UK for 10 days. It ruled.

FAVE GENRE: Angst! Totally, angst rox! And romance. Angst/romance and romance/angst are the best. Tragedy/angst is good as well, but I prefer happy endings. And I grew to love humor stories, too. (P.S. is shounen-ai a genre? XDD)

FAVE ANIMAL: Cat, especially my own one, Vasco (de Gama :-D). Also, I love wolves. There's this Ljube song about wolves (Luna) that made me love them for ever (I heard it for the first time, like, 15 years ago)

FAVE COLOR: Black .Purple. Red. My fave color combination is BlackxYellow.

FAVE ANIME/MANGA: Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragonball Z, Elfen Lied, Death Note (but it's a bit boring without L...), Hisurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Neon Genesis Evangelion, GITS SAC, Shaman King, Karin, Kono Minikukumo Utskushii Sekai, Love Hina, Piano (Teen Titans, and I used to be a big X-men Evolution fan).

Does Avatar: The Last Airbender count as anime? Cause I got hooked somewhere around the beginning of 2008, and I love it :)

And bad (?) news: I don't like Inuyasha and Ranma 1/2 anymore. After watching Ranma, I was so freaked out with the crappy end that I realised: Rumiko Takashi has good ideas and plots, but then forgets to make a good, long story around them. Inuyasha was basically over around the 60th episode, Ranma? Maybe end of first saga? You get the picture: I realised it's just a whole bunch of crap.

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FAVE FEMALE CHARACTERS (in order):

1, Kuyoyama Anna (she knows what she wants, and gets it! Also, she kicks ass, and cares about her loved ones)

2, Sonozaki Shion (she's so lady-like, but at the same time, she's totally capable of going on a killing steak for her love. I love her character, she's so feminine and mad and bloodthirsty at the same time. Beautiful. The hen when she was the mad one and had to rip off her nails and all... That was my fave from Higurashi. :D Why isn't she in the last couple of episodes I wander... T_T)

3, Lucy (Elfen Lied) (she's strong, and tries to free herself. She even gives up her love to do so. And to protect him)

4, Toph (that tomboy act, you just gotta love. She's way too cool for someone who has been blind for their whole life. She's a person to whom anyone can look up to)

5, Hyuuga Hinata (she represents my weaker side: lacking self-confidence, but wants to prove herself, even though not always aknowledged. Also, she's kinda cute (have to see Seventh-Seal on DA to understand), determined, and awful when it comes to guys XD She's definitely JUST LIKE ME.)

6, Kurosaki Karin (she's a tomboy, and she has guts; more than all the boys in her soccer team COMBINED... Just watch filler nr132... boy, was it a piece of fan-service for me=3)

7, Satan Videl (same as Anna)

8, Kuchiki Rukia (same as Anna) (however, it annoys me that she always seems to be the weakest... Bleach seems to be a real shounen manga: all the time, the girls need saving. I feel humiliated. -.-')

9, Arisawa Tatsuki (same as Anna)

10, Temari (same as Anna, plus she's the only girl in Naruto who seems to have a two-sided relationship with her crush =P)

11, C.C. (she's all misterious, looking for someone who loves her for who she is, smart, sarcastic, and beautiful)

12, Shirley (the pure way she loved Lelouch... it's heartbreaking)

FAVE MALE CHARACTERS (in order):

1, Sabaku no Gaara ( I LOOVE GAARA :-3 :-3 :-3 Check out my Gaara blog ;-D )

2, Hitsugaya Toshirou (he's so dreamy... AND kicks ass BIG TIME!! Also, dreamy voice... =3 And I own him!! Well, a chibi version on my jeans. BUT HE'S STILL MINE!!)

3, L (he's just TOO COOL!! Always eating tons of sweets, and being a genious... And an outcast... Chicks dig outcasts!! coughcoughUshihaSasukecoughcough And the only reason he died was that information was withdrawn from him. How could have he known the other shinigami could kill him?)

4, Edward Elric (nice body, good personality, dreamy voice... But he's short XD)(Sry, Edo!)

w00t! My anime-guy preference (except for L) seems to be the complete opposite of my real-life dream guy... They're all extra-chibi (and they hate it), younger than me, moody with a short temper... Well, at least there's one common thing between the two types: both are dangerous... (-;

5, Son Gohan (in the beginning, he was so cute, and in the Cell-saga, he was AWESOME!! Too bad he has a gf)

6, Zuko (that whiny emo act. You can't stop loving it... XDD)

7, Namikaze Minato (He's kind, strong, mysterious... But, unfortunately, dead... Or not? According to the jutsu, he and Kyuubi should be in the Shinigami's stomach... But if the Kyuubi's not there, then maybe Minato escaped, too? hopinghopinghoping)

8, Uzumaki Naruto (whenever he's not too embarrassing XD)

9, Ishida (as Reidluver put it: Skinny and smart and kind)

10, Sasuke Uchiha (He's freaking hottt... And an emo XD)

11, Zelgadis (he's COOL)

12, Keiichi (he's cute, brave, helps his friends without any second thought, and has the capability of going mad and kill everyone, including himself :sadistic grin:)

13, The Asakura twins (Yoh and Hao/Zick) (I dunno, they're kinda hot :D Love their hairstyles)

14, Takemoto Takeru (he's cute, honest, brave, and needs comforting)

FAVE COUPLES (more or less in order)(not only romantically involved or canon ones)

MinatoNaruto (I never get bored of the good old "I am your father" sentence XD WHICH IS SOO DAMN CANON!! But I DON'T like this pairing as incest, it's gross)

ToushiroKarin (episode 132=3)

SasuHina (totally NOT canon, but c'mon... they're the perfect couple!! Just read Torn, damnit :P)

IchigoRukia (BlackxWhite... Just meant to be!)

YohAnna

LucyKouta

SatoshiMion

KeiichiShion

Zutara (I dunno, in that episode where they went on a "field trip" as Toph put it, they kinda seemed meant to be... I don't really like Kataang)

GohanVidel

GohanGoku (not romantically)

PiccoloGohan (not romantically)

SanosukeSayo

HikariTakeru

KenshinKaoru

SangoKohaku (not romantically)

LinaZelgadis

SousukeKaname

BeastboyTerra

RobinStarfire

KurtMystique (not romantically)

:sigh: I know I disappoint ppl when I write this, but here goes: THE NOT HET PAIRINGS

NarxSasuxNaru (meaning I don't care which is the seme), Kyuu!NaruxSasu (THAT'S so hot), NaruxOiroke!Sasu (Sasuke is a bitch :D)

OT3: NaruxSasuxSaku (ASUKA KURERU'S FAULT!! I SWEAR!!)

NaruNaru (Kage bunshin power!! Yeah, I'm SO sick XD This is the work of NoNoWriter BTW)

ItaxNaru

LxLightxL (so far only as fanarts)

(These last ones are my very fave pairings, beating 75 percent of the het couples :-P)

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My biology teacher told me something that made me gasp for minutes. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SUGAR HIGH!! I was totally stunned. I've read about it first time here, in a X-men Evolution fanfic, and I had no idea what it could be. Then, somehow I figured it out, and totally believed in it, and every time I was sad or tired, I just got a sugar high. And it doesn't excist!! I'm totally freaking out. :-D (AND smoking whenever I'm too emotional instead of stuffing my face with chocolate... :/)

I have studied in a Bilingual Secondary School for 5 years, so my English should be FAR better... :coughcough: oh, well... Too much fanfic reading takes away time from studying... :-P

I have a blog which used to be a place where I posted all my great music, an MSN space, but since I got a notebook, I post almost daily and write crap about my life (in Hungarian). I also submit some fics there.

Write to my e-mail address anytime, I'll surely answer! Or my MSN Messenger address is: mikokriszty@hotmail.com (which I don't use as an e-mail address, so if you write here, I might not get it). I would like to get to know as many ppl as possible, you are so cool:-D

2008/05/20: I. Got. A. NOTEBOOK. (dream of a lifetime)

Prepare for upcoming fanfictions (any time there will not be any Internet, you can be 90 sure I'm writing a fic; there's a 10 of chance me watching some anime :P). My baby will help me - from now on, whenever I have a plot-bunny, I won't write it down somewhere and forget about it, but write it on my notebook, and finish it and clean it up, and then upload it!! I know of 2 oneshots that I'm too lazy to type in, finish, edit etc, although they are good (yaoi XD)!! But that will happen no more!! :)

2008/10/16: Although plot-bunnies escape me. UNIVERSITY. IS. KILLING. MEH. T_T

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!STORIES!

Arigato, minna: In English and Hungarian, quick oneshot about how Gohan managed to recover after his father's death with Chichi's help.

Eyes like Open Doors: Discontinued. I find the plot somewhat stupid. Another one of those mysterious stuff of mine. Inu/Kag, and I think it's awesome (NOT)! I just have to sit down and write it sometime. The problem, it's really hard to write and one page takes me several hours. :-S

For I have taken her lips: Okay, so I was watching this episode of Jigoku Shojo where a guy asked her help, and he was leaning over her. And I was hit by the idea. She needs to be kissed. I wrote this, then I went and got high on Hookah for the first time of my life, and reedited it (added the stuff in the brackets eg), and... Well, this is it. My friends were freaked out. XD

Gohan, Videl, and the truth revealed: Discontinued (probably). Lost interest in DBZ fics. Am too much of a Narutard (sweatdrop). And I suck at writing anything but angst (or, do I suck angst as well:/); my romance stuff is stupid and cheesy and not original at all. Okay, so this time I try something that's absolutely not angsty. I was thinking all kind of junk with Gohan and Videl, and I realised that I could write a pretty decent fanfiction with these ideas. So, here goes nothing!

I guess I have no idea...: I saw a spoiler, a slightshow of the manga. It made me feel all angty all day. Then, while walking in a forest for an hour, and listening to a song (named in fic), this fic was formed in my head. I came home and wrote it all down. I love angsty oneshots. :-) And in reality, I hate Sakura...

Inuyasha's true love, or My Immortal: I chose the dorky name so more people were more interested in it. :-P Originally it was simply My Immortal, but I'm thinking of changing it again. It's complete, and I love it :-D

Incapable of love/Szeretetre képtelen: Same story in 2 languages. Completed, but VERY cheesy. While I was translating it I realised it was so... :-PP

Shadowed past: Lost interest in X-men Evo and the story. However, this is popular, despite my horrible grammar and very beginner style, but I plan still finish it. I just have to think up a couple of chapters to end this. Never happened to me B4, but I have a serious writer's block... :ashamed:

The monster within: Watching Hungarian Naruto, the episode where Gaara tries to kill Lee in the hospital and then talks about his past. The translation made my ears bleed (honestly, I have seen dozens of anime in all kinds of languages, and I can proudly present the WORST DUB EVER AWARD to Hungarian Naruto!! Congratulations for translating the American version, cutting in it, making all the main characters' voices sound either childish or pedophilic (I swear Sasuke sounds like he's getting jerked off 24/7 and even when Kakashi's words say "You don't get it, do you?", his tone makes me sure he thinks "I just want all of you to jump on my dick and ride it... Sorry for my choice of words, but that's how I feel) and making the show unwatchable for anyone over 12!!). As usual, my mind went OMG Gai came at the very last second, and BAM!! The Naruto version of Shadowed Past has arrived.

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!TOP FAVORITES!

For the best Naruto fanfics, please check out my C2 community. I can assure you: you will not find a story that will fail to live up to the expectations of the genre

Veritas Set 5 years after Cell, can a daughter's love become her destruction? Will be GhVi, obviously.

THE WRITER HASN'T UPLOADED FOR 4 YEARS NOW. SO HOW ABOUT WE SEND HER A BIG BOAST OF REVIEWS AND PMs? ;-) I THINK THIS STORY HAS TO BE MY FAVE,MAYBE EVEN BEATING Within you, without you. SO IT'S SUPER-AWESOME, THE BEST DBZ I'VE EVER READ, IF YOU MISS IT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MISS!

Shall We Dance Alternate universe story where the Buu saga never happened Videl faces a new challenge as she finds herself in a class she is not ready for...can she get past the person she's expected to be and become the woman she wants to be. Gohan and Videl Fanfic. COMPLETE

OKAY, SO THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, ORIGINAL, ROMANTIC, AND WHAT REALLY MADE ME LOVE THIS FIC IS THAT THE CHARACTERS IN IT ACT COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY FROM OTHER FICS (IT'S MORE... LIFELIKE, I GUESS) AND DUE TO THIS THIS IS VERY MUCH ENJOYABLE! NOT TO MENTION THE AUTHOR'S GREAT IDEA FOR A PLOT! READ IT, MINNA!

Two Halves of a Soul Both suffering from the loss of a loved one, Gohan and Videl meet and become friends soon after the Cell Games. How will this affect their relationship? What's this new evil lurking in the shadows on its way to Earth?

TERRIFIC! BEGINNING TOTALLY ANGST, MIDDLE KINDA ANGSTACTIONHUMOR, AND END IS SO FUNNY I LAUGH MY HEAD OFF! AND SHE'S NOT UPDATING FOR 2,5 YEARS! C'MON, PPL, LET'S MAKE HER WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF REVIEWS!

Unfaithful AU When Kagome catches Inuyasha cheating with her own sister, she is thrown into a world of betrayal, a world she has never known before. As she realizes her marriage is falling apart, she is faced with the toughest decision of her life. COMPLETE

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE VERY-LIFE-LIKE FANFICTIONS. I JUST LOVED THIS, AND IT'S COMPLETED AND HAS A BEAUTIFUL ENDING. I DON'T THINK THERE ARE MANY FICS THAT MADE ME CRY (DUNNO, THREE MAYBE?) BUT THIS IS ONE OF THEM. I LOVE IT EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE INUYASHA.

Scars of the Past: The Life Story of Son Gohan What if Gohan had been successfully kidnapped by Radditz, and given to Frieza when he was 4 years old? How would Gohan be changed, when he finally returned to Earth and his family four years later? Can he ever be healed? G&V eventually. COMPLETE

BEST ANGST STORY IN THE (DBZ) UNIVERSE STARING GOHAN! LOVE IT EVERY TIME I READ IT!