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Author has written 18 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Xiaolin Showdown, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, and One Piece. Haha, wow. I haven't updated this thing since... like, forever. Age: 118 Gender: Chick (as opposed to dude) Aspirations: Animator, Physicist, better writer (pft. like that's going to happen) Likes: Sarcasm. Flaming Tips: You know when you come across something that is just MONUMENTALLY bad? And you feel the insane need to shout it from the heavens and across the internet? In such a case you may feel that your normal arsenal of comments and nasty vocabulary seem to fall short of the intense hatred bubbling within you for such a travesty of the written word! FEAR NOT, FLAME-BRETHREN! There are a plethora of things that can show your extreme distaste through the art of HAIKU. Ex. 1 I see your writing Leaves much to be desired And you disgust me Ex. 3 Fanfiction dot net Is a great place for writing Not for this crap here. Ex. 2 I thought your story Was really super awesome! Ha Ha, just kidding. Flames don't bother me as much as they used to. But man, how cool would it be if flamers flamed in haiku?? | |||||||||||
1. Old reviewsAce calls Smoker the "o" word. Smoker doesn't take it very well. SmoAceOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-09 - Smoker & Ace2. Found Out » reviewsIn which Seifer and Hayner keep getting walked in on. "I had an interesting time explaining to Rai and Fuu why exactly I was half naked, soaking wet and sporting a boner..." Seifer POV seiferhayner because we need more of themKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 6-25-08 - Seifer & Hayner3. Tonsil Hockey reviews“Oh yes,” Byakuya said in a long-suffering voice, “I totally get it up for paperwork.” under the desk secks. PwP? RENBYA for Puts foot in Mouth. The title is pure sillyness because I have no ideas for a GOOD title.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 8-16-08 - Renji A. & Byakuya K. - Complete4. The Anbu and the Teacher » reviewsANBU in training Sasuke is sent to be the assistant DADA teacher at Hogwarts, his job is made increasingly harder considering his training master, dubbed 'Yuubisan', is his only companion. [AU, HP crossover, NARUSASU, YAOI!]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,411 - Reviews: 560 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 2-14-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. Pot Hole Number 25 reviewsKakashi’s first kiss was not romantic... but hell, it was with Minato, and that was good enough for him." WARNINGS: Yonkaka, BL, yaoi, and a few ANBU OC's that are there just for show.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-9-08 - Kakashi H. & Minato N.6. Meet the Uchihas » reviewsFinding out you’ve been killed by your oldest son 11 years ago is tough, but walking in on your youngest son in the middle of intercourse with another man is a whole other thing altogether. NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 2-12-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.7. Uneventful Alleyway reviewsRENBYA. This is the oneshot in which Assisstant Captain Abarai Renji acquires a black kitten and some how ends up sleeping with Captain Kuchiki Byakuya. This is proof that good things DO happen to redheads.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-26-08 - Renji A. & Byakuya K. - Complete8. The A&T: The Uncut Chapters reviewsAs the title states: the uncut, lemony good NaruSasu action you've been waiting for. Read the ANBU and the Teacher before reading this one, please.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-27-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.9. Charcoal » reviewsSensei, Kakashi had decided some time later, was an extremely lucky man up until the final years of his life. He rather envied sensei for that, having no such form of anything close to luck himself. [YonKaka is looming, kakashicentric]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-19-07 - Kakashi H. & Minato N.10. Ticklish reviewsIn which Obito gets punched in the nose and Team Seven's sensei has to make Kakashi apologize to him. [could be seen as yonkaka, and I suppose ObitoKakashi if you stare at the sun for awhile and squint]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-29-07 - Minato N. & Kakashi H. - Complete11. Kakashi and The Genie reviews[kakashicentric oneshot]There were only three things that Kakashi would openly admit to being afraid of: the first being small children and their overprotective parents the second, losing anyone precious to him and the third being Konoha salesmenNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete12. I am Going to Hell for This » reviewsarg... JackChaseJack... Yaoi, shonenai whatever. Jack isn't the guy he's always told everyone he is. yes, I know this summary makes your eyes bleed, but just read it... Rating prolly will go up.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 8-10-06 - Jack & Chase13. Arranged Marriage reviewsToday all of Konoha rejoices, for the joining of the Uchiha clan and the Hyuuga clan is at hand, Sasuke is betrothed to Hinata, and to make her happy he decides to find out what she likes, aka: Naruto. But Sasuke didn't figure on falling in love. [SasunarNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-24-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.14. Winter of the Precursor » reviewsWinter has come to Konoha, and with it brings a strange new man: Uzumaki Naruto has come back to his past, and he’s looking for the one called Uchiha Sasuke.[sasunaru, maybe some OrochimaruKabuto] Just read the first chapter and you'll understand.ON HIATUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 6-28-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.15. Tiger Lily reviewsKabutoOrochimaru shonen ai Drabble based around Kabuto... Edit. These are monumentally bad. Maybe I will come back someday and re-write them. But I highly doubt it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 8-24-06 - Kabuto Y. & Orochimaru16. The fanfic that should never have been » reviewsFMA HP crossover, Ed is harry's body guard for his first year, how do you think that Harry survived all through his first year? well, it sure as hell wasn't dumb luck, ED: You can say that again... feh... maybe some Yaoi?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 11-18-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.17. Hook, Line and sinker reviewsYURI, oneshot with Riza Hawkeye and Maria Ross, if you don't like Yuri, then do not read this! slight mention of dannyXroy.. this was a requestFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-05 - Riza H.18. Roy, Ed and the robot drabbles! » reviewsok, So there is Roy and Ed, but anyone who can guess who the robot is, well, kudos to you! just a bunch of funny RoyEd romance junk, sorry, I am awful at summaries, please read and review!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 8-9-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.
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