| Roach Patrol |
Author has written 19 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Naruto, Sandman, Avatar: Last Airbender, Ouran High School Host Club, Peter Pan, Doctor Who, Watchmen, Firefly, Osmosis Jones, and Neverwhere. I'm a twenty-something time-traveler living in Portland, OR. I like animation, illustration, sex, tears, and violence. I break my promises, swear in public, and complain about people behind their backs. I used to hold this account under the name Red Crow, but I felt it was time for a change. I won't be continuing, finishing, or re-uploading any of my old work. My harder-rated fanfiction is featured at my livejournal, http://roachpatrol.livejournal.com. Thank you. | |||||||
1. The Abyss Gazes Also » reviewsIt's hard to be a crazy ex-cop on the run, obsessed with bringing the virus that ruined your life to justice. It's worse when you finally find that virus and he wants to adopt you. Playing along's all in the name of revenge, right? Thrax/Jones, AUOsmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 11-26-092. Blackbird Singing In The Dead Of Night reviewsAll your life: you were only waiting for this moment to arrive. River and Zoe and a space between them the exact size and shape of Wash. Set post-Serenity.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-19-09 - River & Zoe3. Scarborough Fair reviewsRule 63: for every character there's an equal and opposite gender. Veidt, Juspeczyk, Dreiberg, and Kovaks in descending order of happiness: the same lives from a different side.Watchmen - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-11-09 - Adrian V./Ozymandias & Walter K./Rorschach - Complete4. Nobody's Child reviewsMovieverse. It's 1986, and the next generation of children is born with strangeness in it like a bright and frightening thread.Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-09 - Complete5. Well, You Know reviewsSeason 1 AU. July in New New York, 099: the dawning of the latest and greatest era of beauty, freedom, truth and love. And when it comes to Rose Tyler and Jack Harkness, a lot of beauty. And when it comes to their friend John, a lot of love.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-09 - Jack H. & Rose T. - Complete6. Never Never reviewsRichard finds an old friend of Door's lost in the parlor. X-over with another sort of London altogether.Crossover - Peter Pan & Neverwhere - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete7. Incursion reviewsHaruhi does not like to be touched. Haruhi/OC.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-08 - Haruhi F. - Complete8. Love on Ice reviewsI’ll finish what I’m doing, you say, I’ll save the world and then I’ll come back." Katara-centric; what you see is what you get.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-08 - Katara - Complete9. Bits of Bones » reviewsA series of one-shots in the Vasquez/JTHM universe for the WTF-27 challenge. Multiple pairings, ratings, and situations. NEW: “I’m not pregnant,” Squee said, “Men can’t get pregnant.”Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 3-2-08 - Johnny C.10. Second Chances » reviewsNaruto is sent back in time, before it all went wrong. Because those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it, and those that have learned all too well from the future have their work cut out for them. Various pairings.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 434 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 2-17-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Oni love reviewsGaara's supposed to be asleep. Sasuke's supposed to be dead. Naruto finds out he can taking nothing for granted.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Carnak reviewsDeath and Dream, back when Egypt went on forever.Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-07 - Complete13. the placebo effect reviewsNothing is complicated for those with the eyes to see it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-20-06 - Hanabi H. & Kankuro - Complete14. This and That reviewsTonja and Devi and Tenna and Tess and things that make the world go round. Needlessly convoluted, but isn't everything? Oneshot.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-05 - Complete15. Butterfly » reviewsSo what if Nny really had picked an irritating wheezy street performer? Two unlikely wouldbe victims come together in an unexpected way. Eventual slash.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-2-0516. Absolution reviewsTwo old friends. Two ruins of a life. One table full of issues and alcohol. Stir contents until bitter, bake for one night to one aeon accordingly. Interpret as desired.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-05 - Squee - Complete17. Clone Wars » reviewsDib wakes up as a clone one day. Now, as champion of what's left of humanity, he must do what all the others have failed to do: Defeat Zim once and for all.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 3-4-0518. Janus » reviewsDib indulges in a little science project: what happens when an irken gets a dose of human DNA? And the results change everything, forever.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 4-2-05 - Dib & Gaz - Complete19. Mirror, Mirror reviewsJohnny, a mirror, and the idea that things are never as they seem.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-05