I could use this space to tell you about myself but frankly, who gives a damn?

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

Second Chances has been taken off hiatus. I will be rewriting it from chapter one, mostly just expanding, combining, and fixing the earlier chapters. Then I will finish it. There's so much to be done-- I need to download and read Naruto all over again, I need to copy and paste all my chapters back into word, I need to find a good beta, I need to figure out what the goddamn hell FFN has done to itself.

THE ORIGINAL SECOND CHANCES, as crappy and old as it is, is now mostly up for your viewing pleasure at my reading journal, which is here: http://clockwork-hat.livejournal.com/ . The name is clockwork_hat, if that link doesn't work. I've loaded half of it now, the rest should be up by the 16th. Some of it is also in my scrap section of DeviantArt. The name there is crow-sensei.

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1. Never Never reviews

Richard finds an old friend of Door's lost in the parlor. X-over with another sort of London altogether.

Complete - Neverwhere - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08

2. Incursion reviews

Haruhi does not like to be touched. Girlkissing, dubious consent.

Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08

3. Love on Ice reviews

I’ll finish what I’m doing, you say, I’ll save the world and then I’ll come back." Katara-centric; what you see is what you get.

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08

4. Bits of Bones » reviews

A series of one-shots in the Vasquez/JTHM universe for the WTF-27 challenge. Multiple pairings, ratings, and situations. NEW: “I’m not pregnant,” Squee said, “Men can’t get pregnant.”

Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 3-2-08

5. Second Chances » reviews

Naruto is sent back in time, before it all went wrong. Because those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it, and those that have learned all too well from the future have their work cut out for them. Various pairings.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 372 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 2-17-07

6. Oni love reviews

Gaara's supposed to be asleep. Sasuke's supposed to be dead. Naruto finds out he can taking nothing for granted.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 8-28-07

7. Carnak reviews

Death and Dream, back when Egypt went on forever.

Complete - Sandman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-07

8. the placebo effect reviews

Nothing is complicated for those with the eyes to see it.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 3-20-06

9. This and That reviews

Tonja and Devi and Tenna and Tess and things that make the world go round. Needlessly convoluted, but isn't everything? Oneshot.

Complete - Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-16-05

10. Butterfly » reviews

So what if Nny really had picked an irritating wheezy street performer? Two unlikely wouldbe victims come together in an unexpected way. Eventual slash.

Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 8-2-05

11. Absolution reviews

Two old friends. Two ruins of a life. One table full of issues and alcohol. Stir contents until bitter, bake for one night to one aeon accordingly. Interpret as desired.

Complete - Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-05

12. Clone Wars » reviews

Dib wakes up as a clone one day. Now, as champion of what's left of humanity, he must do what all the others have failed to do: Defeat Zim once and for all.

Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 3-4-05

13. Janus » reviews

Dib indulges in a little science project: what happens when an irken gets a dose of human DNA? And the results change everything, forever.

Complete - Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 4-2-05

14. Mirror, Mirror reviews

Johnny, a mirror, and the idea that things are never as they seem.

Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 5-21-05

15. Hope reviews

A random, Gaz-centric one-shot, and the idea that maybe next time things'll be better.

Complete - Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05