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Author has written 36 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Naruto, Sandman, Avatar: Last Airbender, Ouran High School Host Club, Peter Pan, Doctor Who, Watchmen, Firefly, Osmosis Jones, X-Men: Evolution, Marvel, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Neverwhere. I'm a twenty-something time-traveler living in Portland, OR. I like science fiction, pretty pictures, sexy people, and chocolate delivered to me as often as possible. My fanart is on DeviantArt, at rachelroach.deviantart.com . The majority of my fanfiction is featured at my livejournal, http://roachpatrol.livejournal.com and my new fic is at the Archive Of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/users/roachpatrol REGARDING SECOND CHANCES, AND WHERE IT WENT: I AM DONE WITH IT: I have been accused of being lazy, of being a bad writer, of being a liar, of being cruel and malicious and selfish, for daring to not have written more than I did. I am done. It's a story I started eight years ago and I am so very tired of it, and of getting shit for it. SO I AM ORPHANING THE FIC: I give it now to the public domain, I will stake no more claim on it than having once been its author. That there is no more of it is now everyone else's fault. If you want more, write it yourself. HERE IS A LINK TO THE TEXT FOR YOU TO DOWNLOAD: http://www.qfpost.com/download.do?get=2fe9cab4d224946a8bdaec231334f31a (if that doesn't work, please send me a note and I'll try to get it fixed.) Enjoy. I mean that sincerely. This was at one point something I loved, and I hope it keeps on making people happy. Have fun, feel free to share, be excellent to eachother. I'm done. | |||||
1. Finger On Your Trigger reviews"The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Or, that one time Rose had to get a little too familiar with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and neither of them mentioned the incident ever again. Well, the Doctor didn't, anywayDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-12-10 - Rose T. & 9th Doctor2. Like Dreamers Do reviewsIn her dreams, there's a man. Not, strictly, a handsome man, but he smiles at her like he loves her and then he's beautiful. When she wakes up she feels empty... The feeling is familiar, but the man in her dreams is new. Amy Pond, post Cold BloodDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-10 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete3. Any Time At All reviewsIt hadn't been a brilliant plan, or a complicated plan, or even a particularly devious plan. The only thing was that it was a plan that had actually worked. Roberts!Master/Eighth Doctor, AU of 'The Enemy Within'Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-10 - The Master & 8th Doctor4. And Explode Into Space reviews"I'll have to settle down. With a house or something - a proper house with... with, with doors and things - carpets! Me! Living in a house!... Now that, that - that is terrifying." Impossible Planet AU, 10th Doctor/RoseDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-9-10 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor5. Prime reviewsIn which young Amelia Pond attempts to seek both her fortune and the Doctor, talks to strangers, feeds a dog, and loses her bicycle in the woods.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-8-10 - Amelia P./Amy & Dorothy M./Ace - Complete6. Boy, You're Gonna Carry That Weight reviewsWhen Rory was eight, Amelia Pond made him steal a tie and a button-down shirt from his dad's closet and play Doctor with her.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-10 - Rory W. & Amelia P./Amy - Complete7. Wise Men Don't Know How It Feels reviews"I'm half human, you know. On my mother's side." Theta Sigma has an exceptionally rocky adolescence. Theta/Koschei.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-10 - The Master & 1st Doctor - Complete8. Captain Jack and the Little Wolf reviewsOnce upon a time, that old trickster Captain Jack I'm sure you've heard of him before was going to pay his last respects to his Grandfather in his little house the woods, for he lay there dying.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-10 - Jack H. - Complete9. Baby, It's You reviewsNew Year's in the alternate universe. What's a half-Time Lord and his intrepid companion to do? Attend a nice party hosted by Prof Lazarus, of course, where there's an anti-aging device that needs disabling! Or, what Rose and 10.5 were up to during EoT.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-10 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete10. But Who Would Bell The Cat? reviewsYou have to watch out for the white ones," the man says to her. "Pretty little things, but they're all mad, you know. They'll break your heart."Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-10 - Martha J. & The Master11. No One Here But Us Dormice reviewsIn the aftermath of the latest piece of the Time War, the tenth Doctor finds a moment to attend his own personal mad tea party... or is it his own wake? Regardless: the Eighth, Ninth and Tenth Doctors, set during the last part of the End Of Time.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-10 - 10th Doctor & 9th Doctor - Complete12. Haemophillia or: please die, or at least go away reviewsIn which there is massive amounts of unresolved sexual tension and pretty much no one gets what they want- oh, and Edgar Vargas is a vampire, which is awesome, right?Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-24-1013. The Abyss Gazes Also » reviewsIt's hard to be a crazy ex-cop on the run, obsessed with bringing the virus that ruined your life to justice. It's worse when you finally find that virus and he wants to adopt you. Playing along's all in the name of revenge, right? Thrax/Jones, AUOsmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,238 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-21-10 - Published: 11-26-09 - Complete14. Surely Some Revelation Is At Hand reviewsJohny, Edgar. Somewhere in black and white a girl goes into a haunted house, even though someone is shouting at the screen 'No, no, don't go in there' It's just that, we can't all hear the audience. We don't all know the ending.Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-10 - Complete15. Yesterday Came Suddenly reviewsCaptain America and Iron Man crossover AU. Tony Stark finds himself a 21st century guy stuck in a 20th century war. But at least it isn't all bad.Marvel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-10 - Complete16. Do You Want to Know a Secret reviewsFour things Kurt and Logan never talk about.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-10-10 - Wolverine/Logan & Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete17. An Octopus's Garden, In The Shade reviewsNelson Gardner used to think that he could change the world one night at a time.Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-10 - C. Metropolis & H. Justice18. Within You, Without You reviewsDaniel Dreiberg's not really a cat person, but he's always had a weakness for strays.Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-9-10 - Dan D./Nite Owl & Walter K./Rorschach19. Nothing's Gonna Change My World reviewsNine times Aang didn't come out of the ice, and then one time he did.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-9-10 - Aang & Appa - Complete20. Blackbird Singing In The Dead Of Night reviewsAll your life: you were only waiting for this moment to arrive. River and Zoe and a space between them the exact size and shape of Wash. Set post-Serenity.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-19-09 - River & Zoe W. - Complete21. Scarborough Fair reviewsRule 63: for every character there's an equal and opposite gender. Veidt, Juspeczyk, Dreiberg, and Kovaks in descending order of happiness: the same lives from a different side.Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-09 - Adrian V./Ozymandias & Walter K./Rorschach - Complete22. Nobody's Child reviewsMovieverse. It's 1986, and the next generation of children is born with strangeness in it like a bright and frightening thread.Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-09 - Complete23. Well, You Know reviewsSeason 1 AU. July in New New York, 099: the dawning of the latest and greatest era of beauty, freedom, truth and love. And when it comes to Rose Tyler and Jack Harkness, a lot of beauty. And when it comes to their friend John, a lot of love.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-11-09 - Jack H. & Rose T. - Complete24. Never Never reviewsRichard finds an old friend of Door's lost in the parlor. X-over with another sort of London altogether.Crossover - Peter Pan & Neverwhere - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete25. Incursion reviewsHaruhi does not like to be touched. Haruhi/OC.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-6-08 - Haruhi F. - Complete26. Love on Ice reviewsI'll finish what I'm doing, you say, I'll save the world and then I'll come back." Katara-centric; what you see is what you get.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-08 - Katara - Complete27. Oni love reviewsGaara's supposed to be asleep. Sasuke's supposed to be dead. Naruto finds out he can taking nothing for granted.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete28. Carnak reviewsDeath and Dream, back when Egypt went on forever.Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-18-07 - Complete29. the placebo effect reviewsNothing is complicated for those with the eyes to see it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-20-06 - Hanabi H. & Kankuro - Complete30. This and That reviewsTonja and Devi and Tenna and Tess and things that make the world go round. Needlessly convoluted, but isn't everything? Oneshot.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-05 - Complete31. Butterfly » reviewsSo what if Nny really had picked an irritating wheezy street performer? Two unlikely wouldbe victims come together in an unexpected way. Eventual slash.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-0532. Absolution reviewsTwo old friends. Two ruins of a life. One table full of issues and alcohol. Stir contents until bitter, bake for one night to one aeon accordingly. Interpret as desired.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-25-05 - Squee - Complete33. Clone Wars » reviewsDib wakes up as a clone one day. Now, as champion of what's left of humanity, he must do what all the others have failed to do: Defeat Zim once and for all.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 3-4-0534. Janus » reviewsDib indulges in a little science project: what happens when an irken gets a dose of human DNA? And the results change everything, forever.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 4-2-05 - Dib & Gaz - Complete35. Mirror, Mirror reviewsJohnny, a mirror, and the idea that things are never as they seem.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-05
