| Poohdog |
Author has written 26 stories for NCIS, Gone with the Wind, X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, StarTrek: Enterprise, and Twilight. Name: Jessica. I don't like it, or feel like it fits but I probably won't actually change it because I'm very used to it by now. Pooh is the name of my dog (real clever, right?). Age: I'm a sophmore in college though technically I'll have Junior status come September so infer my age from that. I go to a private college (go scholarships) in my home state and I'm planning on majoring in Biology with a Chemistry minor and possible Computational Science minor with the intention of becoming, well, something in the medical profession. I'm not entirely sure what but if by some chance you happen to get a vibe I will probably take it seriously if you tell me (getting a bit desperate over here). Location: Midwestern United States. One of those places that have been diagnosed as having the least possible accents (news-reporters are taught here to train how to be understandable on television). I am not, however, a country girl. Yes there are cornfields within a block of where I live but I myself do not live on a farm nor do any of my neighbors (who all live within a stones throw of my house). Okay, well, technically, I guess I'm living in a dorm during the school year but, you know, most people have seen a dorm. Most people haven't seen my house. So ha! Actual Fanfic Information: At the current moment I'm working on the story Lost Children (which is actually posted), a Remus-Tonks story (the first chapter of which is posted as a one-shot called Want a Muffin), and editing my story The Call (for one thing, changing Francis's name because I don't like her being called Francis anymore). I occasionally post random one shots into a story because I get random ideas in my head and can't think of a better way to get rid of them. If you want to see any of my takes on the "new" generation of Harry Potter, they'll be in there. Any other questions, go ahead and PM me though I warn you, I will either be very quick or very slow to reply! | |||||||
1. Random Pieces » reviewsTired of posting random one-shots and seeing too much of the guidelines page, I've decided to post them together in a random collection that jumps in time, space, and about ten bazillion other things. Last chapter: Hugo the chick-magnet?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks2. Pickles reviewsOver the course of the day, the NCIS team comes to discover that Abby is most likely expecting. The question is, does she know? One-shot. Minor McAbby.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-4-09 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete3. Lost Children » reviewsThe trouble is, the other side can do magic too", scary enough for a Prime Minister to hear that magic hurts as much as it helps. How does it feel for parents of muggle-borns who lose their child to another world. Myrtle, Ted, Lily, Dirk, Penny, HermioneHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,044 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - Hermione G. & Ted T.4. Edward or Jacob » reviewsHermione and Ginny are gushing over some guys named Jacob and Edward, leaving an eavesdropping Harry and Ron utterly confused. And why are Tonks and Mrs. Weasley just as aware of this strange code? Harry Potter girls discuss Twilight.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 11-7-08 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete5. Fate reviewsOne-shot. Snape watches as Bellatrix kill the man who stole her sister from them years before and realizes he has far more in common with this muggle-born than he ever wanted to believe. Ted/Andromeda, one-sided Bellatrix/Rodolphus and Snape/LilyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-09 - Ted T. & Severus S. - Complete6. Appearances » reviewsAndromeda Tonks is due to have a baby in late September. But that doesn't explain why her hair keeps changing to bright colors. At work. At least she doesn't look as much like Bellatrix when her hair is blue...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 1-8-09 - Andromeda T. & N. Tonks7. I Give Him Till Sunset reviewsTed Tonks's daughter has just moved back after the fall of the Ministry. With her husband... the werewolf. A conversation between Ted and his daughter after Remus leaves in Deathly Hallows. One-shot. Obvious undertones of Remus/Tonks and Ted/AndromedaHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-17-09 - Ted T. & N. Tonks - Complete8. Do You Always Begin Conversations This Way? reviewsThe story of how Percy Weasley met and fell in love with the muggle he married. Percy/Audrey, obviously along with some other mentions of canon pairings. Done for a challenge involving Princess Bride quotes. One-shotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-4-09 - Audrey W. & Percy W. - Complete9. This Is Home reviewsSong-fic. Switchfoot's This Is Home. Memories of the three traitors in the last generation of the Blacks, Andromeda, Sirius, and Regulus. One-ShotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-28-09 - Andromeda T. & Sirius B. - Complete10. Returning the Favor » reviewsShe made it okay to be clumsy; she made him laugh with funny faces when she read him stories; she made herself his favorite babysitter without even trying. And when it comes down to it, Neville wants to try and return the favor. FRIENDSHIP Neville/TonksHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - N. Tonks & Neville L. - Complete11. Home at the Holidays » reviewsTwo-shot. The first married Christmas for two couples, Molly/Arthur and Ted/Andromeda. First up, Molly and Arthur have an announcement to make to her family on Christmas Eve.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-22-08 - Arthur W. & Molly W. - Complete12. The Lost Collection reviewsThey could have been a very worthy collection, all five of the Blacks. But in some way or another, Slughorn lost them all. Professor Slughorn reflects on one of his collections, the Black family: Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius, Regulus. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-14-08 - Horace S. & Regulus B. - Complete13. The Call » reviewsThey were three sisters in all, sisters who stuck together and loved, sometimes only each other. And then came new types of love. Obsession, duty, and possibly true. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda. Andromeda/Ted Narcissa/Lucius COMPLETEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,132 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 7-18-08 - Andromeda T. & Ted T. - Complete14. Black Tears reviewsOne-shot. She grew up with the Black family beside her at Hogwarts but Molly has never seen one of them cry until she runs into Andromeda when they're both trying to be alone after the war. Molly's thoughts on the last generation of the Black family.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-14-08 - Molly W. & Andromeda T. - Complete15. Bella in the Land of Oz » reviewsBella has fallen down the stairs and is having a very strange dream about the lovely land of Oz, which she travels with her lovely, and apparently stinky, dog- err, werewolf, Jacob, while meeting lots of new but vaguely familiar friends.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Bella & Jacob16. Want a Muffin? reviewsWaking up to wand to the throat, visiting a werewolf at 5am after a full moon, and being told to interview a werewolf about Sirius Black would frighten most people. For Tonks, it's just a regular day as Moody's trainee. Moody/Tonks/Remus FRIENDSHIPoneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-29-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete17. The Talk reviewsLogan and Ororo have been recruited to give Jamie "the talk". No, no not THAT talk. The one about his, dun-dun-duh, GRAMMAR! One-shotX-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-14-08 - Multiple & Wolverine - Complete18. Playing Telephone reviewsFunny how one little incident can turn into one very big rumor... One-shot. Hoshi/MalcolmStarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-13-08 - Reed, M. & Sato, H. - Complete19. Couched » reviewsThe x-guys have upset the x-girls, what else is new, and are paying the price, more old news. That's right, they've been kicked to the couch. Problem is, there's five of them and only two couches... Future set. Kurtty, Romy, Jott and more. Complete.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-20-08 - Published: 2-6-08 - Rogue & Gambit - Complete20. Of Muffins and Mayhem » reviewsKurt's tired of cooking disasters. More specifically, he's tired of Kitty's cooking disasters. So now it's time to teach Kitty how to make muffins that don't bounce or shatter floors. Kurtty smatterings. Romy second and third chapter.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 12-26-07 - Shadowcat & Rogue - Complete21. Heart of the Holidays reviewsProfessor Xavier gives the students permission to have a New Years party provided they keep it to a reasonable number. Currently a Lancitty and Kurmanda oneshot, more info inside.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-18-07 - Shadowcat & Nightcrawler - Complete22. Memories of a Coward reviewsThe man who taught me how to fight Dementors a coward. Words cut deep... and sometimes that's for the best.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-17-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete23. To the Secret Lair! reviewsHarry has a meeting with Sirius in the Shrieking Shack to ask him a question. Apparently he's not the only one who schedules appointments there. Slight RHr. Set during fourth year.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-21-07 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete24. Don't Tell reviewsHogwarts wasn't Hogwarts without an oddity. For Ron and Ginny there was Loony Lovegood. Just before them, for Bill and Charlie, there was Silent Suzy. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-18-07 - Charlie W. & OC - Complete25. Got Milk? reviewsYou STILL drink right from the carton. A late night encounter between two returning xmen turns into a four way conversation about what has happened between leaving Xavier's and coming back again. Kurtty, OneshotX-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-3-07 - Nightcrawler & Shadowcat - Complete26. Think Nothing of It reviewsAgainst her will Ella escaped her mother's beauty and was shoved her mother's reputation having done nothing to deserve it. So who can she goes to when she's left alone in the world? OneshotGone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete