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since: 04-21-04, id: 576591, Profile Updated: 05-12-12
country: Canada
Author has written 52 stories for Justice League, Lost, Office, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Flashpoint.

"She would have been a good woman, if it had been someone there to shoot her every minute of her life."
 - "A Good Man is Hard to Find" by Flannery O'Connor.

"What is certainly the desertion is not a reduced description, a description is not a birthday."
 - "Roastbeef" in Tender Buttons by Gertrude Stein

"Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night."
- "Howl" (Part 1) by Allen Ginsberg

"It takes two people to make you, and one people to die. That's how the world is going to end."
- As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner

"Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow, in autumn,
Basho and his friends go out to view the moon;
In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter,"
- "Impossible to Tell" by Robert Pinsky.
Read it and be moved.

Name:
Unimportant
Age:
23.
Job:
I'm an writer and editor for four (as in 1,2,3,4) magazines in my town. Please be patient with the updates.
Education:
Finished my undergraduates in English Literature and Creative Writing (BAH). Accepted in the graduate program for Creative Writing. It's going to be hard, but it's going to be amazing.
Location:
Ontario.
Favorite Authors:
Kurt Vonnegut
Bret Easton Ellis
Flannery O'Connor
William Faulkner
Stephen King
George Orwell
T.S. Eliot
Langston Hughes
Salman Rushdie
Zadie Smith
Gertrude Stein
Allen Ginsberg
Favorite Books:
Cats Cradle, Slaughter House Five, Mother Night - Kurt Vonnegut
Rules of Attraction - Bret Easton Ellis
The Stand - Stephen King
1984 - George Orwell
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
As I Lay Dying - William Faulkner
White Teeth - Zadie Smith
A Good Man is Hard to Find (I'm well aware it's a short story)- Flannery O'Connor (or anything else by her)
The Choirboys - Joseph Wambaugh
Favorite Poems:
Impossible to Tell - Robert Pinksy (My favorite)
Howl - Alan Ginsberg
Weary Blues, Mother to a Son - by Hughes
Anything by Stein
Favorite Movies:
Empire Records
Murder by Death
Clue
Clueless
Favorite TV Show:
NewsRadio
Pushing Daisies
Flashpoint
Lost
Power Rangers
Favorite Bands:
Dresden Dolls
Amanda Palmer
Pixies
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Arcade Fire
Metric
Orbital
The Go! Team
Cocorosie
Five Songs I could NOT live without:
Peach, Plum, Pear - Joanna Newsom
Tame - Pixies
Mother of Pearl - Roxy Music
Werewolf - Cocorosie
This Must Be The Place - Miles Fisher
Favorite Things:
I like it when Will Ferrell screams.
I like when any man sings in falsettos.,
I like rap music. It's not crap music.
I like mash-ups. So two more more songs jammed together. Usually it's how they make crappy artists good artists.
I like bunnies, particularly mine, Jason Rose David Yost. He is the wearer of build-a-bear apparel.
I like pillows.
I like reading. My favorite movements are British Romanticism, American Modernism (including the Harlem Renaissance), the Beat Generation, Southern Gothic, and anything with stream of consciousness or alternating point of view.
I like sleeping.
I like the smell of new shoes, Canadian Tire (or just tires), and permanent markers.
I like to name things (anything) and usually those names are weird.
I like to be talked to (don't be afraid to comment, contrary to popular myth I don't bite (IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!)
I like poetry, a nice glass of scotch, and my friend Baxter here...
About Me:
I don't like socks. My feet are almost prehensile. I can write with my feet. Should my toes spurt an inch I might be able to type with them.
I have named my iPod Miranda 2 (my old iPod Miranda had to be taken out back and shot), my computer Lupé, my TV Mulvin, my DVD player Selma 2 (Selma one died), my DS Clay Aiken, my fan Bond, my Wii Cordell, Hank my Blackberry, Pascal my vacuum, and Harold my shower.
I hang out in my shower. Global warming be damned. I think better there.
I'm an existentialist.
I'm a hard headed feminist
I'm a vegetarian.
I love to cook, but not to eat.
I speak English and French and can get by in German.
I have hyperthymesia, meaning I remember everything. Contrary to what Poppy Montgomery may have you believe, it is not like Unforgettable.
I also suffer from congestion headaches, migraines and cluster headaches. Occasionally I will get all three at once. I call it 'The Perfect Storm.'
About my Stories:
A playlist is complied for each chapter, sometimes specific areas of the chapter (such as flashbacks) or characters, and then put on repeat until said chapter is complete. This leads to the same music being played over and over and over. I go a little crazy.
I also have a hard time committing to a story, generally because I'm under the belief that I am in fact ADD or ADHD. Anyway stories usually don't get completed within the same year, and they're generally about pregnancy - it fascinates me.
And that I apologize for the grammatical and spelling errors in my profile (I feel it gives me a more down to earth relation with normal people (That and I can't proofread everything people). Also here's a fun fact: I didn't learn grammar until grade 10. I didn't learn how to use commas until 4th year university.

And finally have a lovely, morning/afternoon/day/evening/night/early morning

*Currently*
(only doing Flashpoint Fanfiction)

CURRENTLY WRITING:
. Just-World Fallacy:
Ch. 8 (the not fun chapter that makes me weep golden tears)
.Illegitimate:
COMPLETE
.Series of Illegitimate based Oneshots:
(so far there are 5)
1.
2.
3. 50%
4.
5.
.Elysian Fields:
Ch.2/10
.People Watching:
Ch.2/5

Just-World Fallacy is my main priority because I feel like I have complete freedom with the story. Basically I've screwed everyone up so much that no matter what I do I can't possible make them worse.

For those of you who only like the softer side of things, Illegitimate will be periodically updated when I need a break. But honestly, the writing style is so sub-par in comparison to Just-World it makes me embarrassed.

Media/Personal:

My Twitter (Shiggityfic)
- Updates on where I am currently in stories. Specifically, Just-World Fallacy. Feel free to lurk or follow.

My Tumblr (Shiggityontherocks)
- Basically just a lot of stupid things I think are funny. BUT sometimes I post quotes I find inspirational, music or playlists I used to write specific chapters or characters or even early excerpts from chapters I'm working on.

If twitter or tumblr isn't your thing and you have a question, a comment, or a story suggestion please feel free to PM me.

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1. People Watching » reviews
A look into the future of the Team One members. Set season 5 or later. Lew's POV.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,136 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-25-12 - Published: 5-12-12 - Lewis Y.
2. Elysian Fields » reviews
Dark Fic. Set post season 4, so supposedly AU season 5. A hot call at a high school goes fatally wrong. Ensemble POVs.
Flashpoint - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,418 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-22-12 - Published: 5-8-12
3. Illegitimate » reviews
An AU story stemming off of the episode 'Terror'. Deals with the consequences of what happened during the restaurant hot call and how they impact Sam and Jules' lives. Sam's POV.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,676 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 5-2-12 - Published: 1-30-12 - Sam B. & Jules C.
4. Just World Fallacy » reviews
Dark Fic. After Jules is assaulted, she and the team try to cope. Strong violence and adult content-explained fully in the A/N. Set AU during Season 2 after Lew's death. Jules centric but concerns all main characters.
Flashpoint - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 4-24-12 - Published: 10-2-11 - Jules C.
5. Sonant & Surd reviews
Sam and Jules try to deal with their lives, and the one they're creating, back in Toronto. Domesticity isn't easy for either of them though. Alternating from Jules and Sam's POVs. Sequel to Aphonous.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-11-12 - Jules C. & Sam B.
6. Aphonous » reviews
After a hot call goes dangerously awry an incident occurs which causes Sam to make some drastic decisions. Contains spoilers and speculations for 4x17. Sam's POV, later chapters are Jules POV. Sam/Jules.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,177 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 12-28-11 - Published: 11-24-11 - Sam B. & Jules C. - Complete
7. Bulletproof Vests and Sweatpants reviews
My first and only fluff fic. After Sam gets a little too friendly with another woman at the SRU, Jules changes their dinner plans. Sam/Jules. Jules POV.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-13-11 - Jules C. & Sam B. - Complete
8. Patchwork Communication reviews
Sam and Jules have a sort of discussion concerning the dangers of the job. Oneshot set after A New Life.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-11 - Sam B. & Jules C. - Complete
9. Dominant and Recessive reviews
Sam and Jules during their brief hour off work. Sam's POV. Extended scenes between Don't Ask, Don't Tell Ch2 & Ch3. Sam/Jules. Twoshot.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-23-11 - Sam B. & Jules C.
10. Don't Ask, Don't Tell » reviews
The Team is called to a factory to deal with employees protesting against management after specifically being laid off. Of course it turns violent. AU. Sequel to Domino Theory. All main character centric.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,261 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-10-11 - Published: 9-24-11
11. The Double Potato Salad Issue of 2011 reviews
Team One celebrates Canada Day 2011. Concerns all characters, but has Sam/Jules relationship and is told from Jules POV. Missing flashback from Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-27-11 - Jules C. & Sam B. - Complete
12. Whiskey Kisses reviews
An AU look at what happened after Lew's funeral. Set in the same 'universe' as Domino Theory. Like a missing flash back. Sam/Jules. Minor adult themes.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-18-11 - Sam B. & Jules C. - Complete
13. Domino Theory » reviews
With personal problems preoccupying each member of Team One none of them were ready for what happened that Friday afternoon. Concerns all main characters. Set AU during after 4x05 AU as in Wordy is still around .
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 68,154 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 9-17-11 - Published: 8-7-11 - Complete
14. Wrist Jewelry reviews
Who was that friend Jules was talking about in "A Day in the Life'. Based purely on speculation. Spoilers for 4x06. Themes of suicide.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-13-11 - Jules C. & Sam B. - Complete
15. Left Behind » reviews
An AU look at what could have happened in season 4. All of Team Jack is safely rescued save for Jack and Kate. Spoilers for season 4 and of course has JackKate pairing
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,934 - Reviews: 268 - Updated: 6-16-10 - Published: 2-22-08 - Jack & Kate
16. Live Together, Die Alone » reviews
AU, Lost meets Stephen King's The Stand. Very dark. Almost every pairing mostly crazy ones though there are some normal ones, lots of deaths, and every character included in some way.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,799 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 3-24-08
17. We Should Say He's Mine » reviews
A sort of AU look at Kate and Aaron's life after the island from the time they leave Penny's boat to the time that Kate goes back. Follows the episodes almost perfectly with a few things tweaked here and there.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 12-26-09
18. The Break In » reviews
All life in Scranton is turned topsy turvy after the Dunder Mifflin office is broken into over the weekend. The workers try to deal with the aftermath including cleaning up the office and redoing the inventory they finished the week before.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 11-10-07
19. Trustworthy reviews
A brief oneshot between Dan and Charlotte after her return and the helicopter's departure.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-08 - Complete
20. New Life » reviews
Set in the off island future that's seen in Jack's flash fowards. Even though Kate's off the island, things are still the same. Rated M in particular chapters. SKJ
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 5-24-07
21. Scattered Sunlight reviews
Just a quick oneshot summerizing new character Dan's feelings through the beginning of 4x02. Soem very very very blink and you'll miss it Jack and Kate. Spoilers for anyone who hasn't see the episode.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete
22. A & L's MMMMA of a Lost Epic Quest: A Continuation reviews
Abby and Lizzie's Mighty Magical Mystical Marvelous Alliteration of a Lost Epic Quest: A Continuation Into Seconds. AKA The girls made it into the second season!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-15-08
23. The Scare » reviews
It's Halloween at the office and the day when the top salesman at the company is announced. Dwight thinks it's him, but there's a dangerous twist. And Jim and Pam work through some very personal problems.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 10-24-07 - Complete
24. Receptionist Day » reviews
It's Receptionist Day in The Office, and you know what that means. Michael makes unrealistic plans, Ryan stops by for a business visit, and with a day completely honoring Pam, the other office workers are not too pleased... Read on!
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-22-07 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete
25. Little Tuna reviews
The staff of DunderMifflin celebrate another 'Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.'
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 10-22-07 - Complete
26. The Thunderstorm » reviews
A fabricated episode for The Office season 4. What happened if all the characters were forced to stay the night in the office? Could they do it? Will they go crazy? Read and see!
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-3-07 - Complete
27. The Stand reviews
The Lost characters in the same situation that's in the book, 'The Stand' by Stephen King. JackKate and some slight pairings of others.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-07
28. The Locke Problem » reviews
After Kate falls down the hatch, and Locke abandons her, Jack is morbidly reminded of what locke did to Boone, though loosing Kate is not an option to him. My semiversion of the season 1 premire with semispoilers. And it's a TwoShot! Wheeeeee!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-22-07 - Published: 9-17-05 - Jack & Kate - Complete
29. A and L's MMMMA of a Lost Epic Quest » reviews
Abby and Lizzie's Mighty Magical Mystical Marvelous Alliteration of a Lost Epic Quest, the title says it all...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,001 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-24-07 - Published: 8-18-05 - Complete
30. Silence is Easy reviews
A missing scene from 'Hush'. Just Anya's thoughts on the whole situations concerning The Gentlemen and Xander. XanderAnya
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-07 - Anya J. & Xander H. - Complete
31. Crash reviews
Just a small piece about what Shannon went through immediately following the crash of flight 815.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-5-07 - Shannon & Boone - Complete
32. Complications » reviews
Set 7 months after when Pam's wedding should've happened and 5 months after Jim left Dunder Mifflin. The cameras are still present, but they don't catch everything...JimPam
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-14-06
33. A Simple Game reviews
Jack and Kate are finally getting somewhere with their relationship, because one of their biggest burdens is gone. But what happens when it resurfaces? My Version of What Kate Did. Kate Centric
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-30-05 - Complete
34. 8 Months » reviews
Three Years later on the island, the group has whittled down to few. After Claire and Shannon were killed by the others and their children taken, what will happen when Jack and Kate fall unwillingly into the same situation? JK minor CC, SS, and SAL...And
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-13-05 - Published: 11-10-05
35. Who's Your Daddy? » reviews
Is the unspoken, actual sequal to 'Another'. Takes place five years after the story ended, and knowing me...ANYTHING can happen...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,978 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 8-9-05
36. Prying Stitches reviews
My take on if there was never a plane crash, how Jack and Kate would meet, though it be briefly... It's in Jack's POV so you know its gotta be good.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-6-05
37. A Rope of Sand reviews
During a serious situation, Jack and Kate can't help but crack a smile.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-7-05
38. The Sickness » reviews
What if Rousseau told the survivors about the sickness that infected her crew was true? Who would notice? Who would contract the virus? Who would be immune? Rating changed because I went too far. FINISHED Y'ALL!
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,919 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 7-30-05 - Published: 6-15-05
39. You Don't Know Jack reviews
When Jack disappears for the day, Kate has some time to reflect, yet not matter waht she thinks about, it always seems to come back to Jack. TOTALLY Fluffy, like dangerously fluffy. JK
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-19-05
40. Back Stabber reviews
A year after the hatch is discovered, relations with 'the others' start to act up again. But when Kate said she really had Jack's back, did she mean it? JK
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-18-05
41. A Deeper Connection reviews
After Kate is outcasted, yes it's a word, in my mind at least, by the others after it is revealed that she, is in fact, the convict, Jack goes to talk to her. Very fluffy, and dark as well
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-10-05
42. Just In Case » reviews
Spinoff from 'Another', What if when Leo said Just incase, he was right. And flight 815 crashed on the island with Kate and her 5 month old child.Totally Kate centric with a lil' bit of Ethan thrown in JK
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,870 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 4-13-05
43. Dear Diary » reviews
A pure evil lady and an insane insomniac are bored. This can only mean one thing...total destruction of the island. Locke can't seem to contain his sexiness, and Ethan is one hot dude...Highly insulting
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 3-26-05
44. Pangs of Guilt » reviews
After being on the island, Jack and Kate finally 'hook-up' one night, but what about the consequences? KJ, CC FINISHED!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 525 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 1-4-05
45. A Reason to Stay reviews
MY FIRST ONESHOT! SQUEE! When Kate gets the final spot on the raft, Jack becomes angry and persuasive. Rated M for sniggity-wiggity
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-8-05 - Complete
46. Another » reviews
After a rescue boat comes to the island, all the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 are shipped to LA. But what will happen to relationships that formed? JK FINISHED
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,247 - Reviews: 389 - Updated: 4-9-05 - Published: 2-4-05
47. Broken Promises » reviews
My peace offering to you all everybody...FINISHED
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,643 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 1-27-05 - Published: 1-18-05
48. The Family Business » reviews
What will follow the explosion...Don Don Don
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,011 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 9-1-04
49. Keepsakes From The Mess » reviews
New Chapter added long time no see
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-16-04 - Published: 7-5-04
50. Famous Family Flops » reviews
Chapter 4 now up...THE TIME HAS COME!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-3-04 - Published: 7-20-04
51. Justice League Humor » reviews
New Chapter finally added, although it is funny, it is meaningless
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-4-04 - Published: 4-21-04
52. Reflecting On A Mess » reviews
Last chapter up, it sucks but...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,487 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 6-29-04 - Published: 5-9-04
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