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since: 04-22-04, id: 577068, Profile Updated: 05-28-08
country: United States
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Author has written 10 stories for School of Rock, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Chronicles of Narnia.

My name is Samantha. You can call me Sam, Sami, Skank, whatever. I attend the University at Buffalo for business and culinary. Yes, I plan to open a restaurant. I love writing these short stories, even though I haven't finished one in a while. I always like it when people review them though :)

I like reading stories from: Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, and other various genres once in a while.

Anything else about me, just send me a message!!

Now, my favorite moment...My Favorite Quotes:

"E-weeeeezy!" -Vince Vaughn in "Be Cool."

Basically anything Eddie Izzard says...

"Did I leave the gas on? No, no, I'm a fucking squirrel!"

"So I didn't join the army...as you might have noticed..."

"'Can I have a banana?'

'No, I have no bananas...on this day.'"

"He's a fuckin' weirdo transvestite!"

"I like to have sex with people with strong personalities."

Also...Katt Williams...

"Whenever it smell like pine cone in here, daddy be trippin'."

"It's always got some fucked up name like, 'this shit right here nigga, it's kripticonacunalite nigga!' 'This shit right here nigga, it's called def!' 'That don't even sound attractive! You mean I'mma hit it and die?!' 'No, not death nigga, DEAF. You take 2 hits of this you can't hear shit!' 'Nigga, I got shit ta do today!'"

"It's easy to get high, it is not easy to get un-high when yo baby walk into the room."

"I'm not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful." - Marilyn Monroe

"Live as if you'll die today, dream as if you'll live forever." - James Dean

"I once lived in a room full of mirrors and all I could see was me. Now I take my spirit, and I crash these mirrors. Now the whole world is here for me to see." - Jimi Hendrix

"Once the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

"Good thing about music - when it hits you, you feel no pain." - Bob Marley

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." - Marilyn Monroe

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1. Earthquake » reviews
When a new force threatens Narnia, will Caspian be able to handle it himself? Will the Pevensies return, even if it's not by Aslan's hand? And will an old love rekindle? Suspian
Chronicles of Narnia - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 6-8-08
2. Stolen » reviews
Susan/Caspian. What I believe should have happened at the end. Family or love? Oneshot to "Stolen" by Dashboard Confessional.
Complete - Chronicles of Narnia - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 6-2-08
3. Good Vs Evil » reviews
What would happen is Anakin didn't turn to the dark side? My version of what i wish SW III was. SW III SPOILERS! Also, goes into the future about what happens when Luke and Leia grow up. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 206 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 5-22-05
4. With You reviews
How does Ron tell Hermione he loves him? Does Hermione feel the same? Full sum inside...one shot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-05
5. Only One reviews
Ron's a rock star, and Hermione's pissed. What happens when Ron says the wrong thing? And how does he apologize? will she forgive him? Oneshot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 8-2-05
6. Screenwriting an Apology reviews
The one you least expect to join the Dark Wizard...Hermione? Rated for S and L Oneshot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05
7. Spazzy McGee as the Jealous Type » reviews
FreddySummer, i don't usually do this pair, but my friend wanted me to, so...yea. Fully Summary inside. Final chapter up!
Complete - School of Rock - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,156 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 5-23-05 - Published: 2-16-05
8. Cold reviews
One-Shot, to the song COLD by CROSSFADE. FreddyKatie, will true love conquer or die?
Complete - School of Rock - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 4-19-05
9. It Started With A Game » reviews
PG13 for saying a few 'SWARE WORDS' Ok, i suck this, but basically, FreddyKatie, bday party, love, old love, ENJOI!
Complete - School of Rock - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-4-04 - Published: 11-16-04
10. The Manager and the Drummer reviews
Oneshotsummerfreddy, hate forms into love with contriversey on the way, this was my first fanfic, plz enjoi and read some of my new stuff 2!
Complete - School of Rock - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 5-28-04
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