Hello People Who Cared To Read My Bio I'm Invader Johnny.

Sometimes I May Leave Reviews As Mexican-Freak Or As Mr. Johnny.

Nickname: I J.

(Since Technically Everybody Here Calls Me That.)

Occupation: Villain.

Real Name: Mario Luna.

Sex: I´m A Guy.

Date Of Birth: July 2th 1986.

Age: Do The Math People!

Little Brother: Michel.

Dating Status : I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! WHOO!. (Can Ya People Guess I'm Happy?).

Now Of Course I Gotta Say That College Is So Fucking Cool!

For Those Of You Who Don´t Know:

I´m sorta a Goth! And If You People Don't Like It Then You Can Either Go To Hell Or Deal With It

And If You Are Too Then Check Out My Homepage.

Raven Evil Weasel Mistress Was Responsable For The Site So Give Her An Applause. Whoo!

One More Thing, If ANY Of You Readers Out There DARE To Leave Me A Review With A Reference To Mario Bros I WILL Make Your World An Unberable Living Hell!

I FUCKING HATE Mario Bros. References!

Favorite Crap (Like YOU Care To Know):

Favorite Cartoon : Invader Zim ( Hence the name "Invader" in my Penname).

My Top Ten Invader Zim Episodes:

1) Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars.

2) The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever !

3) Bad, Bad Rubber Pig.

4) Bolognius Maximus

5) The Frycook What Came From All That Space!

6) Gaz; Taster Of Pork.

7) Vindicated!

8) A Room With A Moose.

9) Planet Jackers

10) Abducted.

As You People Can Tell I Am A HUGE Zim/Gaz Fan, In Fact They ARE My Two Favorite Characters Of The Show.

Favorite Resisty Alien And Quote :

Shloonktapooxis : How ´bout The Pirate Monkeys ! Issa Awsome Name.

Favorite Resisty Moment :

Shloonktapooxis : We have a problem, sir! There's good news... and bad.

Lard Nar : A problem! How! They're sitting ducks! Aside from all the insane flying around.

The Vort Ship Gets Pulled To Planet Earth, Inside The Ship The Resisty groans.

Lard Nar : Was that part of the bad news?

Shloonktapooxis : Yeah... Our power core has been teleported out of the ship!

Lard Nar : And the good news!

Shloonktapooxis : Well, it's been replaced by a new horrible one!

Spleenk : We're being pulled towards a nearby planet! We're gonna crash and its gonna hurt and I don't want to!

Spleenk pulls his eye lids and falls to the ground spasming extremely fast while yelling. Lard Nar makes a loud high-pitched scream.

Lard Nar: Heh, uh, I mean, evacuate the ship!

The Resisty Aliens Scream.

Lard Nar : Activate the shrinky self-destruct! No alien thieves are gonna steal the secrets of this ship!

An alien at a control panel presses a button and the shrinky self-destruct is activated.

Resisty Computer : Shrinky self destruct activated !

Lard Nar : Hear me, Irken scum! You have not seen the last... of the Resisty !

Lard Nar shakes his fist in the air. An explosion sends some of the members of the Resisty flying and screaming.

Lard Nar: That's right, that's still our name.

Other Cartoons I Happen To Find Enjoyable to watch (Plus Favorite Characters):

Danny Phantom: Dark Danny And Ember McLain... What?

Samurai Jack: Aku.

Hey Arnold: Arnold's Grandparents.

El Tigre: The Adventures Of Manny Rivera: Frida Suarez.

The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy: Mandy.

Courage The Cowardly Dog: Courage (duh).

The Simpsons: Bart.

Futurama Bender.

American Dad: Stan Smith.

South Park: Kyle And Occasionally Cartman.

Family Guy: Brian Griffin.

As You People Can Obviously Tell I Happen To like the Psychotic/Evil/Moronic/Weird/Insane Characters.

Animes I seen In My My Childhood and I STILL Liked: Ranma ½ And Dragon Ball Z.

Shows I Happen To Like: Friends, Two And A Half Men, Married With Children, Everybody Loves Rarmond, Malcolm In The Middle, Seinfield, Forensic Files, iCarly, Get Smart, Life after People, etc.

Comics That Peak My Interest: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (Hence the name "Johnny" in my Penname), Squee, The Simpson Comics, Garfield Comics, etc.

Favorite Books (What? Surprised I read REAL stuff?): Edgar Allan Poe Stories, War Of The Worlds, Invasion, 1000 Useless Stuff A Teen Should Know Before He Growns Up (That's A Mexican Book), Friedrich, And More But I Can´t Remember Which Ones..

Favorite Movies: Untracesable, War of The Worlds, I Robot, The Green Mile, Troy, The Day After Tomorrow, Spawn, Pirates Of The Caribbean (1, 2 And 3 The Third One Rocked!) Back To The Future ( 1, 2 And 3), Ocean 11, Ocean 12, Ocean 13, Fantastic 4, Dawn Of The Death, Deep Blue Sea, The Invasion, 1408 (There Is NO CHANCE IN HELL Anyone Will Get Me Inside A Hotel Room With That Number On It Now), Along Came A Spider, Next, National Treasure, National Treasure: Book Of Secrets, Mr And Ms Smith, Coraline, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeny Todd (The Songs Were Kick Ass!), The Dark Knight (The Joker was really REALLY Psychothic), Ratatouille, WALL-E, Transformers, Eagle Eye, Vantage Point (wasn't that a wicked movie?) The Bank Job, Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure, Underfirst Halloween Bash, KND Operation Z.E.R.O, Ed Edd and Eddy s Big Picture Show, The Simpsons Movie! ( It Was Fucking Awesome!), The Ultimate Enemy, Phantom Planet, etc.

Favorite Quotes :

Nny: Ok This Is Going To Hurt Quite A Bit, But I Suppose, That's The Whole Point. I'm Aiming For Obscene Agony, So If It's Just Mildly Unbearable, Please Say Something. (JTHM)

Gaz : Let It Be Known That From This Day, Until The End Of The Day, Vengeance Will Be Mine. Dib, You Will Not Know The Meaning Of Peace, For I Shall Rain Misery Down Upon Your Pizza Stealing Heart ! (Invader Zim)

Gir: Wait, if you destroy Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy and you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him, and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back... (Gir's head explodes, he falls to the floor) ... (Invader Zim).

Poop Dawg: Zim, I have come for you!
Zim: Huh, what is this? Who are you?!
Poop Dawg: I am...
Zim: Who are you?!
poop Dawg: I am...
Zim: Who are you?!
(The Poop Dawg stares at Zim for a second)
Poop Dawg: I am Poop Dawg! ... (Invader Zim).

Zim: Gashloog gets to take a break without exploding! Why not me!
Sizz-Lorr: Because I hired him! You're here as punishment for almost annihilating our civilization!
Zim: Am I the only one who is impressed by that? ... (Invader Zim).

(Gir is talking with the Tallest through a video communicator)
Gir: ...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
(Dib shoves Gir out of the way)
Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Tallest Purple: Who's that large-headed kid?
Tallest Red: I don't know, but his head is large.
Dib: Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates! ... (Invader Zim).

Mr. Lancer: (To Danny) Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher could be so difficult."
Danny: I'm fourteen.. I don't really care... (Danny Phantom)

Danny: What do you want, Skulker?
Skulker: My girlfriend says I’m a lousy hunter. But hanging your pelt on my wall would change her mind.
Danny: Wow.
Skulker: Frightened now?
Danny: No, I can't believe you have a girlfriend.
Skulker: Now that just plain hurts... (Danny Phantom).

Tucker (About Danny): Did he just did what I think he just did?
Jazz: You mean step back into the Fenton Portal remove his ghost powers and revert his DNA back of that of a normal human?.
Tucker: I was gonna say go un-ghost but that works too... (Danny Phantom).

Dark Laser (While farting): I´m Fart Laser, I´m Fart Laser, pull my finger, I´m Fart Laser... (Fairlly OddParents).

Grim (After Defeating Jack): Well, that's that.
Billy: You know, Grim. If you didn't loan me the scythe in the first place, this kind of thing would never happen.
Grim: I hate you, Billy... (The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy).

(Grim enters into the Forbidden Room and observes the ash urns)
Grim: What the heck is all this? It looks like someone's ashes. (He pushes one of the buttons that projects holograms of the previous reapers)
Computer Voice: The Venusian Reaper: disintergated for failure to cooperate.
Grim: Venusian Reaper?
(He pushes another button)
Computer Voice: The Mercury Reaper: vaporized for attempting to flee.
(He pushes another button)
Computer Voice: The Uranus Reaper: terminated for failure to clean up after self. ... (The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy).

Boogey: Is it true that not only was your scythe stolen by a headless man wearing a pumpkin on his neck, it was also taken by:
Billy, Mandy, Irwin, Billy's father, Billy's mother, Billy's cousin, Billy's cat, Dracula, General Skarr, Principal Goodvibes, Mrs. Claus, The Secret Snake Club, The Army, Scout Troup 701, The Jurassic Creeps, The Sleestax, The President, The Mailman, The Dingle Schmit Sisters, The Boogeyman, A llama, and a turkey salad sandwich? (zooms in on Boogey) Hold the mayo. ... (Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure).

Mandroid: We are from the future, Creeper build us to ensure that the Lord of Horror reaches Horror's hand before Billy and Mandy, we offer our services as assassins or maids if you need cleaning ... (Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure).

Homer (In his car, chasing Apu): Oh, baby! We got him now! There's no escape from the airport!... (The Simpsons).

Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me.
Abe (fFrom Homer's memory): Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
Homer: (Angrily) Lousy traumatic childhood! ... (The Simpsons).

Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse!
(Lisa gasps)
Fisherman: Yeah that's right! I know about Milhouse... (The Simpsons).

Orson Welles: The devastation is incredible! They're grinding up the bodies of human beings!
Sound technician: (Uses a wisp to grind up cornflakes.)
Orson Welles: Now they're riding horses in the rain!
Sound technician: (Clacks coconut halves against a wooden board while pouring water into a tray.)
Orson Welles: Now they're playing the xylophone while bowling near an airport.
Sound technician: (Holds up sign reading "Screw you" and leaves.)... (The Simpsons).

Young Masbath (About The Horseman): Is he dead?
Ichabod Crane: That's the problem, he was dead to begin with... (Sleepy Hollow).

Sweeny Todd (Holding a Razor): At Last, My Arm It's Complete!

George Bush: Oh all right if you want to get trouble. your gonna get trouble.
Homer: Oh I want trouble all right.
George Bush: Then you're going to get trouble!

Homer: No you're gonna get trouble!
George Bush: Well that's good, that's good, because I want trouble!
Homer: Then we're agreed there'll be trouble!
George Bush: Oh yeah lots of trouble!
Homer: Trouble it is.
George Bush: For you!
Homer: For m... D'oh!... (The Simpsons).

Nelson: (singing): Joy to the world the teacher's dead!
They barbecued her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty
And 'round and 'round it goes
And 'round and 'round it... goes... (The Simpsons).

Bender: Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! (Futurama).

Dean Vernon: You robots are a disgrace to this university! Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desacrated-
Bender: Now I can explain that... (Futurama).

Stan Smith: Guns Don´t Kill People, People Kill People!. (American Dad).

Mayor West: (hit by brick and starts to bleed) My God I'm A Tomato! (Family Guy).

Meg: (about Peter being retarded): I can't believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not two years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight!. (Family Guy).

Amy: Hey That's Me!.
Bender: No It Isn't I Just Took Some Pictures Of Your Face And Stuck Them On Someone Else's Body.
Leela: Hey! ... (Futurama).

Cartman: (playing World of Warcraft) Alright Clyde, hit him with your crossbow! (Clyde's character isn't doing anything) Hit him now, Clyde! (Clyde's character is still doing nothing) Clyde? Clyde! Clyde! (Clyde is looking at a Playboy magazine) Come on you asshole! Goddamn it! We lost Clyde!... (South Park).

(The four boys look over a cliff at Chef stabbed by a tree stump, his face torn off by a mountain lion, and his arm and leg torn off by said lion and grizzly bear.)
Cartman: Maybe, maybe he's still okay.
(Everybody looks at Cartman, confused.)
Cartman: No, really! They say the last thing you do before you die is crap your--
(Chef's feces fly out of his ass.)
Cartman: Oh, never mind... (South Park).

Phoebe : Ok If Your Alive Then You Answer Your Phone!. (Friends).

Chandler: (About Parker): Somewhere There Is Someone With A Tranquilizer Gun And A Huge Butterfly Net Looking For That Man... (Friends).

Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man!" And he'll be all, "Yes!" And us, we'll be like "Oh, dude!" And pretty soon you'll be like, "Hi," and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it, it's been four years!"
Chandler: He paints quite a picture, doesn't he... (Friends).

Activist #1: Hey mister, sign this petition and save the trees.
Al: Who cares?
Activist #2: Hey mister, sign this petition to save the world from nuclear holocaust.
Al: Who cares?
Doug: Hey buddy, they're gonna raise our beer tax two cents.
Al: Oh my God. Well, this has to be stopped... (Married With...Children).

Alan: Do you smell something?
Charlie: Yeah, what is that? (Both stare at the drapes on fire) I think you do these things just to piss me off! (Two And A Half Men).

Jack Sparrow: Look (Shoots Monkey) An Undead Monkey, Top That!. (Pirates Of The Caribbean 2).

Personal Quotes:

Me : Eh ?

I... See.

I'm Here Boss.

I May Be Human But That Doesn't Mean I Have To Like My Own Species.

Yes, I'm A Misanthropist, How 'Bout You?

Muerdeme, that's Spanish for... Bite Me.

And My Personal Favorite:

I May Be Insane But I'm NOT Stupid.

Pairings I Happen To Like:

Invader Zim:

Zim/Gaz

Dib/Tak

Gir/Mimi

MiniMoose/Mimi.

JTHM:

Nny/Devi.

Futurama:

Fry/Leela.

Bender/Angleyne.

Kif/Amy.

Danny Phantom:

Danny/Sam.

Danny/Ember.

Ember/Amorpho.

Tucker/Jazz.

Vlad/Desiree.

The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy:

Grim/Mandy.

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

Jack/Sally.

Kingdom Hearts:

Sora/Kairi.

Kim Possible:

Kim/Shego.

The irony here is that I LIKE reading KP fics from time to time but I NEVER even seen the series, odd, no?.

Things I Hate... A Lot! : Humanity (See Above), Psycologist, Sports, People Who Want Me To Be "Normal". And The Thing That REALLY Pisses Me Off Are Slash Pairings BUT I got Nothing Against Femslash..

Guy Who Inspired Me To Write And Personal Hero : The Almigthy Jhonen Vasquez.

HE WILL RULE US ALL!

If Anyone Cares I Used To Live In Texas And That´s Why I Know English. (I'm Mexican).

Suprised Aren't Ya?

I´m Also The Creator Of MAMR ( Mimi And MiniMoose Romance ).

( With The Help Of Muffin-Man-Of-Doom ).

My Mind Works In Weird And Mysterious Ways ( You People Probably Know That From The Stories I Write).

In Other Words I´m A Little Insane.

Showing Now:

1) When A Human Loves An Irken (The New Version!)

After the Tallest told Zim the truth about his mission he felt the worse thing ever, betrayal, he tends to do the unthinkable but fortunately or unfortunately for the little Irken not everything goes according to plan… ZAGR. (YAY)!

2) Crimes Of The Crazy:

Zim, Dib and Gaz, Thee different individuals, sane and insane, have something in common, they all have committed a crime at least “twice” in their lives, read this fic and you'll know the horrible felonies they have comitted, the control brains will show you their rap sheets, WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3) I Had A Smeet Once:

ZAGR, The Birth Of A Child Is Considered A Beauteful Thing To Humans But To Irkens It Means Nothing More Than Fresh Soldiers For The Armada, Zim However Didn´t Think That Way, Not Anymore Anyway.

A Birthday Fan Fic for Invader Aqua. (One-Shot).

4) Ghostly Emotions:

Set During "The Ultimate Enemy" Before Danny Went To Vlad, He Lost His Memory In The Explosion And To Make Things Way Worse Ember Shows Up. Seizing Her Chance, The Singer Begins To Manipulate The Ghost Boy, And As Time Goes On, His Memories Start To Come Back, The Problem? Ember's Growing Fond Of Him. (D/E).

My First Danny Phantom Fic Whoo! Special Thanks To WingsOfMorphius For Giving Me The Original Idea And Letting Me Change The Plot.!

By the way ChadRocco did a wicked piece of work involving Ember's new look for the fic, check it out...

http://invader-johnny.deviantart.com/art/Ghostly-Emotions-Ember-114273493

5) Autophobia:

Plasmius hated being alone, he wanted a family, mostly he wanted Maddie and Danny by his side, but due to his evil ways, that will never happen, he will be forever alone, or will he? takes place after "Phantom Planet".

6) Secret Doors:

Everyone Has Secrets, Some That You Don’t Want To Tell But That Doesn’t Mean That People Won’t Find Out, Danny And Ember Are The Perfect Victims Of That Example.

7) Futurama:

Ashamed:

Leela has a dark secret, one that she hopes no ones finds out, it kills her every time she thinks about it and hopes it never gets out, the shame would be too much to bear.

Meh, its something I consider to be canon, its in its development state but trust me people, once you all read this idea, you will ALL pity the one eye woman.

Undecided Ideas (That Will Eventually Be Posted):

Danny Phantom:

Broken Truths (Title Might Change):

"So tell us, what are you in for?" Amorpho questioned "Betrayal" Ember answered, "Why are you here?" Jazz asked gently "I needed someone to talk too" Dani said "Mind explaining?" Amorpho and Jazz asked at the same time "My sister" Ember and Dani answered sadly.

This Idea Was Once Again Given To Me By WingsOfMorphius, It's Pretty Much An Ember And Danielle Centric Fan Fic.

Down Here Are Two Drawings That Are Part Of The Upcoming Fic:

1) http://phantomnow.deviantart.com/art/Request-quot-Broken-Truths-quot-62191739

2) http://phantomnow.deviantart.com/art/Request-Ember-Danni-58465979

Finding Your Voice:

The Ghost Writer Is Known To Teach Lessons To Everyone Who Disrespected Others, What Happens When Ember Crosses The Line And The Observants Hire The Ghost Writer To Keep Her From Crossing It Again? (Danny/Ember)... Might Be A Sequel For Ghostly Emotions.

Come Hell Or High Water:

There Was A Time When I Was Loyal To Him, So Much I Was Willing To Fight For Him, But He Betrayed Me, He Said What I Was Doing Was Wrong, But I Know I´m Right, I´m Always Right.

Jazz Centric... Is She A Hero Or A Villain?.

Reincarnation Sucks:

This takes place after "Phantom Planet" Well all know that after Vlad got exiled into space he got hit by the Disasteroid and from the way it happened it is clear he survived, well what if he got killed in the end?

God gives him a second change to prove he can chance, the catch? He got reincarnated as the THIRD child of Jack and Maddie Fenton.

Agoraphobia:

That is SUCH An Original Title Huh?

Detect Heavy Sarcasm,

Anyway This Story Revolves Around Jazz , She Is Jealous at Danny, Not For His Ghost Powers But Because He Has Friends, A Close Bond With The People That He´s Known Since Forever, She Only Has Her Books... But She Is About To Get Her First Friend And It´s The Person She´ll Least Expect... Sequel to Autophobia.

Invader Zim:

Making The Mistake Twice:

This Will Be The Sequel To "A Human Mistake". Years After Earth Got Destroyed, The Irken Empire So Far Has Been Succesful With Their Universal Conquest Plan, That Is, Until Gir Showed Up, Fortunatelly Red came Up With a Plan, But The Problem Is, It Involves Saving The Life Of The Irken They Hated The Most.

Blind With Rage:

What Dib should have done at the beginning of "The Frycook What Came From All That Space"

Archive 2590:

Welcome to the "Irken Empire's Historical Archieves" Watch How Our Race Came To Be.

Last Request:

Zim And Gaz Are Trapped In A Dark Cold Cave, It Looks Like Only One Of Then Will Survive, So Zim Asks For Gaz To Do Something For Him, That Dib Never Reveals His Corpse To The Human Race, What is Gaz To Do?

It All Comes To This:

When an Irken loses the title of The Almighthy Tallest only one thing follows... you wait... wait for the end.

Squee:

Weasel Stomping Day:

Yup, this is based on Weird Al's song of the same name, basically in Squee's universe the holyday IS real and his school supports the deranged festivity... the thing is... he wants to escape it, how can he when he is surronded by murderers?

Add Evil laugh here LOL, Yes I'm really mean with little Todd Casil but I find the idea very humorous, I swear if it was even possible the kid IS gonna be even more scarred for life.

Information:

1) Currently Thinking Of A New Project With Invader Aqua Called:

An Unnecessary Evil:

Zim And Dib Became Fugatives And Are Now Hiding As Two College Students. Now That Zim's Identity Is Revealed To The Earth, The Ex-Invader Has No Choice But To Rely On His Former Arch-Enemy. Both Of Them Are In For A Surprise When A Desperate Irken Comes Into Their Lives.

A DATR And Possibly ZAGR, And Like I Said It Will Be A Partner Project With Invader Aqua. And Because I Been Wanting To Do This For A LONG Time It Will Be A Crossover With Danny Phantom.

2) For Those Of You Who Knew I Had Planned To Write A Fic About Gaz Losing Her Family And Zim Has To Gain Custody Of Her Or She'll Have To Go To An Orphanage.

I Gave The Idea To Itsy-Evil-Spider And She'll Be Writting Her Own Plot Line For It So If You Guys Want To Go And Read It, Her Fic Is Called "You Either Walk or You Don’t".

3) Those Of You Who HAVE Been Reading my ZAGR Fic I Wanna Tell You That The Star-Seal Has Done A Drawing Of My S.I.R Unit Reb, If You Wanna See Said Drawing Then Check Out Her Gallery At Deviant Art.

4) Those Of You Who Have Been Reading CalicoKitty13´s Fan Fic Maternity´s Curse I Have To Inform You That Due To Computer Problems She Will Not Be Able To Work On The Fic For A While So Until Further Notice The Story Is On Hiatus.

Scratch That, The Fic Is Back In Production.

I´m Telling Ya This Because I´m Her Beta And I Received The News Recently, Ok?.

Also This GOES to All Danny Phantom Fans, Nickelodeon Just Cancelled The Show (Man, they SUCK!) But There Is A Chance To Save The Show I mean COME ON! The Fairly Odd Parents Is Getting 20 New Episodes So We Can Only Hope Nick Would Get Some Common Sense and Pick Up DP as well as IZ Someday... Right?

Now For All Of My Loyal Reviewers I Have This To Say:

I KNOW WHEN YOU READ MY FICS BUT DON'T LEAVE A REVIEW! I'M PSYCHIC WHOO!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Random Little Quote of the Month:

Killing People doesn't make you a better person, but still it evens the score with those you hate.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.