Lorien: So, now for a profile. What do I do?

Inuyasha: go drown yourself?

Lorien: Nah, tried it already.

Inuyasha: O.o You tried to drown yourself!

Lorien: Nah, just jerkin your leash!

Inuyasha: Jerking my leash -twitch twitch- whats that spose to mean?

Lorien: Nothing nyaaa! -mutters-puppy

Inuyasha: PUPPY?

Lorien: hahhahh...Ill just add more to the bio l8r _;;;;; Bye then AHHHHH! -runs from Inuyasha-

Inuyasha: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE CAT-GIRL!

~~~~~~LORIENS 5 MINUTE SHOW!~~~~~~~~

ep 2:

Lorien: Well, I finally got rid of that nuisance...

Inuyasha: -ied, gagged, and hanging over a pot of Masaya clones-mmmmmph!

Lorien: Well I had to get rid of those clones SOMEHOW! Anyway, I should tell you about myself:

3 FACTS

1. Loves anime

2. Loves Shonen ai (Shonen ai XD)

3. Is insane... AND PROUD OF IT!

Inuyasha: well thats all true...wait...SHONEN AI? -uns off screaming-

Lorien? Whats his problem? well, thats all for now. CYA SOON!

Ep 3:

Lorien: Today is a special episode. About the birth of sporks.

Inuyasha: SPORKS?

Lorien: Indeed. Now, to begin...

When a spoon and a fork love eachother ALOT, They entwine and the forks prongs go into the spoon's...spoon...bowl...thing...and the spoon turns into a stick with a bag on it for a while...till a spork is born! It grows up and is used in a fast food restraunt, and then gets thrown away.

Lorien: And that is all.

Inuyasha: O.O;;; a bit graphic dont ya think?

Lorien: Of course not! Its Spoons and forks!

Inuyasha: O.O;;;; HELP!

Ep 4: Dark Rose appearance!

Lorien: Today, four of teh chars from my non-fanfic story shall be joining us.

Inuyasha: Oh Joy.

Lorien: Indeed. Heres...Keiko -Keiko appears- Yuki -appears- Suika!-appears- and Damion -appears-

Inuyasha: Oh Joy.

Damion: Why am I here? Keiko!

Keiko: Ugh...just forget about killing me for ~5 minutes~ would ya?

Suika: U.U

Yuki: ...Damion, silence.

Damion: But it's the Saviour!

Lorien: Thats all very well and good, but now I must be off to kill Yuki. Yuki Sohma, dat ish.

Yuki: uhh...

Lorien: Yes thats who I named you after. Now, its time to end!

Inuyasha: Finally. u.u

Ep 5: TMM ish NOW!

Inuyasha: Uhh...TMM?

Lorien: Tokyo Mew Mew. IT ROXXOR! XD

Inuyasha: Oh...yeaaaah...

Kisshu: -appears- uhh o.O

Lorien: KISSHU-ONII-SAMAAAAAAA! KONNICHI~WAAA! -glomps and kisses on cheek repeatedly-

Kisshu: Lorien! Get off! pushes off

Lorien: Aww...-pouts-

Inuyasha: O.O how did you get HER off?

Kisshu: She doesn't want to hurt me so her grip is loose.

Inuyasha:... that makes no sense...

Lorien: AND THIS MAKES EVEN LESS! -somehow makes her body look like fifty thousand pretzels melted into an odd work of art-

Kisshu and Inuyasha: O.O AHHH! -escape-

Lorien: -turns back- aww...OH WELL THE END!

Ep 6: HAGANE NO RENKENJITSUSHIIIIIIIIIIIII~!

Inuyasha: Great, another of your little favorites...

Lorien: Of course!~

Inuyasha: -.-;;; Well, what is it this time?

Lorien: Fulmetal Alchemist. n.n

Inuyasha: Great. I don't care.

Lorien: Good for you! Now, I'm gonna be lazy and end this episode!

Inuyasha: Hoorah.