My name is Christopher Mason. I am male, and 18 years old.

I'm a huge fan of Crash Bandicoot and SpongeBob SquarePants. Note that any fan-fiction written will probably be of the former.

What makes my stories different to most of the other fan-fics? Well...actually, very little. Except that it has a little added imagination in every chapter. Please review constructively.

I do NOT expect flames. This is what I consider to be a "flame".

1; Saying the story sucked...'nuff said.

2; Saying I shouldn't be writing the story at all, because the insert topic here section is falling apart with rubbish stories...that's really just opinionated.

And beware...if you flame me, I will DEFINATLY demand an explanation.

I will also like to note that any flames blasted out by the latest uber-idiot to Fanfiction.net, namely "The Fic Buster", will be laughed at, ignored and eventually posted on other sites for everyone else to laugh at. Good reviewers give constructive criticism on how they think a story could be improved. They do not demand that the writer commits suicide or deletes the fic, adding an unneeded swear word in every sentence. Of course, Fic Buster, being 3 years old or brain dead, has yet to realise this. Don't worry, he can't review my fictions anyway, and if he so much as attempts to make me look bad, I'll just fight fire with fire, laugh at him, and humiliate him. Poor guy.

Just to note, you need to sign in to review. Finally, I must warn you that my spelling is not spectacular. I try my best, just don't worry too much.

Otherwise, please enjoy.