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since: 04-24-04, id: 578087, Profile Updated: 12-13-08
country: United States
Author has written 13 stories for Ronin Warriors, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Chrno Crusade, and Lord of the Rings.

Quotes:

"Who do you think would win in a fight-a Lord of the Rings fan or a Star Wars fan? I heard they roam around in gangs and are like, "May the force be with you!" and "No! Frodo lives!" And then they fight." -Conan, Late Night with Conan O'Brien

(Andrew fell asleep at the cast party)
Brian: Let's do something to him.
Chris: I have to live with him, so keep me out of this...
Brian: We'll just write 'Chris was here' on his ass.
All: (laugh)
Chris: (laughing) I'd drop out of school.

"But I don't speak British!" -Steph

"A dollar is 60 cents, right?" -Jenny

"Hey Nick, let's make out, yeah?" -Ash the Ped

"Did you know the Great Wall of China was built in 1979?" -Steph, the history genius

"If I don't come back...tell Ashley...she's a ho..." -Breezy

"ASHLEY, YOU SLEPT WITH MY HUSBAND?!" -Ren

"I don't like things where you have to sign a waiver..." -Jenny

"P.S. Can't sell my body on eBay--can never do NUTHIN'!" -Jenny

"Some girl walks into the bathroom on my floor and goes 'you know it's gonna be a bad day when you wake up with a tattoo'." -Jenny

"Why are there so many Pennsylvania license plates?"
"Because we're IN Pennsylvania!" -Jess and me

"So what do we do when there are more people working at the gym then there are people at the gym?"
"We smile and look pretty."
"I do that all day, every day anyway."
"Then it shouldn't be too hard."
Love my job.

"I would have smacked the crap out of that monkey." -Kris

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1. I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely » reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 499 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete
2. What Kind of Fool Am I? reviews
The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete
3. I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around » reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 318 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 4-10-06 - Complete
4. Starr Struck » reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,666 - Reviews: 534 - Updated: 1-14-06 - Published: 8-15-05 - Complete
5. Soul Switcher » reviews
Ferrets! Fooddeprivation! Major Headaches! Cute bishies! Amnesia! Chicken...Does any of this make sense? Of course not. Atleast, not until you read this extremely weird and random little ficcy! Enjoy!...COMPLETE
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-22-05 - Published: 10-27-04 - Complete
6. Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around » reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,986 - Reviews: 1924 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 1-22-05 - Complete
7. One Seriously Wack Slumber Party » reviews
Kagome and her friend Sutorii throw a sleepover and invite all the Inutatchi. We're talking the normal ones, as well as Sesshy and Rin...Hiten joins them as well! . R&R! COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 8-27-04 - Complete
8. A Fateful Encounter » reviews
A story of lobsterspider demons(well, okay, just one), wonderful characters(well, actually, I'm in it so nevermind)and star-crossed lovers! (I'll give you that one)On temporary hiatus due to lack of creativity. Sorry...
Chrno Crusade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 11-18-04
9. Cye's Girl » reviews
A female exchange student comes to live at the Koji Manor with Mia and the Ronins. How long until she finds out their secret? FINISHED!
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-18-04 - Published: 4-24-04
10. Always reviews
Just a small Furuba songfic using "For Fruits Basket". REad and review and tell me what you think!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-16-04
11. Hanyou Fangirl Invasion, Inuyasha Style! reviews
Two hanyou from another dimension fall into a well and are transported to Fuedal Era. One meets up with the Inu-tatchi, the other with Sesshomaru. Chaos ensues. Co-written with my sister. Spacing redone! Whoopee!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-8-04
12. The PearlRonin Style! reviews
Ever read John Steinbeck's The Pearl? Can you picture the Ronins acting it out?...Weird, ne? It's better than it sounds, I swear! Rating for language...and insanity...R&R
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-04
13. Insanity, Madness, and Mary Sues! reviews
A brainy bookworm, an anime-loving fighter, and a run-of-the-mill Mary Sue are transported to the Ronins dimension...Chaos ensues. Rating for language, and may change...
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-04
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