A human-looking teenager sits in front of you on a black cloud. She wears a black one-piece bathing suit and a leopard-print mid-thigh length crepe vest. She has pitch black hair to her mid-back and reddish honey-brown eyes behind glasses. She blushes as she realises she's been caught on her computer.
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"Eh heh, Hi! Welcome to FF.N! You seem to have stumbled into the author(ress)es realm.Please, make yourself at home!"
"My name is Leslie Thoirdorchadas. In this realm all of us authors and/or authoresses have a mini-portal, our computers, to take us to the alternate universe we've created and edited to our liking. They all branch off of the base worlds, the worlds that the rightful creators have made, and we just get free copies of the worlds to change to our liking."
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"I'm currently posting, editing and rewriting forgotten fics and fics that I have writer's block on so only my newer stories are really gonna be updated at all. Sorry for the inconvinience (Eh, where's my beta? I think I just misspelt that...) But please check out my newest story. Games! It's an Inu-Yasha/Fushigi Yugi/Yu-Yu cross, and I've hopefully worked all the kinks out of the blending process. Well, anyway. It's basically a humor fic to liven up my editing of my old fics. Hope you like it! Reader input is gladly welcomed! But, to all those who assume it's like ZGWAC... Sorry, but no. Not that I'm ditching that story, I just don't like to do the same thing twice, I tried that before and it was an utter failure. Also working on a series of interchangable stories. Bits of the plot will be in each. My Hard Knocks series, the Crossroads, a new series in NWN called Dark Secrets, and a series called Darkest Queen. As well as a working on Fiction Inc. Oh well, I gotta go, see ya later!"
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P.S Leslie Cho-Hellstone has my original stories. Kaosu Kurayami has my poetry.
Kiku Higurashi - Estrella Muerto
Usagi Tsukino - Qing Mao
Kagome Higurashi - Aeng-Du Sae
Yui Hongo - Seele von Drache
Rogue - Hifu Ahen
Ginevra Gweniveire Weasley - Riyu Inochino
"Hun, I may be evil, and sadistic, and just plain crazy, but I ain't stupid. There ain't no way in Hell I'm walkin' out that door with you!" - Estrella Muerto
"Hey! Who's the evil twin here?" - Seele von Drache
"Where's a handy-dandy psychotic killer when you need one?" - Aeng-Du Sae
"Oi! Baka! Kill her not me! I'm not the one who-! Hey... Wait, whadda ya mean she killed your sister? I'm right here!" - Qing Mao
(After being rescued by her sisters) "Lord, my Father, hallowed be thy naaa-AAAAAHHHHHH!" - Hifu Ahen
"Crap, DAMN MONKEYS! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!" - Riyu Inochino
"Sometimes it takes a stronger person to give in and find a way stay true to yourself, than it is to fight and lose yourself to hate completely."
"Ooh! Ooh! I know! The Nina, the Pinta and the Anamaria!" - Random Thought about History Class and Pirates of the Caribbean
"The economy is depressed aruji-tono." (Master-Feudal Lord)
"So cheer it the fuck up!"
"I'm innocent!"
"Yeah, as innocent as a hooker on Broadway."
Empty Thoughts:
(KAGOME: "What were you thinking?"
KIKU: "Pretty much; kill, kill, die. Torture, torture, pain. Muahahahaha. -Why?"
KAGOME: "ARRGGHHH!" Stomps off
KIKU: "Was it something I said?")
The Cruelty Of Sisters:
(KAGOME: "You think you know what Cruelty is, until you finally get to meet her. But worse than cruelty is, indeed..."
KIKU: "Saint Evil, her belov'd sister. But you can call me Truth." Sighs "Some people just can't handle me."
KAGOME: Grins "Don't look at me like that, I'm not Cruelty. I'm Purity, born to make your life a living hell. What's so pure about me?" Presses a hand over their heart, making them scream "Pure despair, Pure agony, Pure pain. It's all the same to me." Grins wickedly "And then, I will torture you with my Pure... CUTENESS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Pouts "Hey! Come back! You promised I could eat the adorable, blue bunnies!"
YUI: Waves and points at herself childishly "I'm Cruelty, I am! Over here! Wanna play?"
USAGI: Giggles and waves slightly "Hi, I'm Light. Feel the Burn.")
Raise A Little Hell:
(KAGOME: Waves "Hi, we're the Sisters from Hell."
YUI: Giving her a look "From Hell? We're the Sisters of Hell."
USAGI: Pouting at her twin "No, we're From Hell!"
KIKU: Rolls her eyes and smirks "'Of' Hell? 'From' Hell? Sistas we Are Hell."
KAGOME/YUI/USAGI: Looking between each other and shruging "I can live with that.")